Disclaimer: No, I don't own Monty Python. You must be thinking of that other Bruce.

"Now, before Bruce here takes the chair of Scholastic Philosophy, are there any questions?"

"Bruce, are you a poofta?"

"Poorly conceived inquiry, Bruce. Better ask, am I one who engages in homosexual relations?"

"That's a strange distinction to make, Bruce."

"Well, Bruce, seeing as this is a department of philosophy, I reckon we ought to clearly distinguish between the accidental and the essential, particularly in matters affecting the great moral questions of our times."

"Well said, Bruce!"

"Thank you, Bruce."

"Well, then, Bruce: are you one who engages in poofta-ry?"

"No, Bruce, I am not."

"Right! Take a seat, Bruce!"