SpiderFox...and Black Bunny?


An empty microphone lay on the ground in an empty expanse of white.

*whisssp*

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*whisssp*

A shadow fell over the podium and a figure clad in red dropped down upon all fours behind it. The figure stood, the black lines crisscrossing his spandex suit appearing like spiderwebs as the distinctly canine form picked up the microphone.

"Is this thing on? Ah, okay, good."

The figure waved towards the screen, the sides of his mask creeping up as a smile formed underneath.

"It's been a while-"

"It's been over a year, ya bum!" The figure winced at the harsh yell coming from his right. "Where have you been!"

"Uh...indisposed?" Spiderfox stated nervously. "But seriously, I came out here today to give a little ole press conference to everyone regarding my story.

"WOOT WOOT!"

Nick groaned and stepped forward, the ears of his costume waving in the wind as a rhino flew behind him before a crashing of wood and glass sounded, followed by a heavy groan.

"As I was saying, there are going to be some changes in my story. A few things that I think you'll enjoy as I tell them to you."

"WOOT WOOT!"

Nick took two steps back as a blur of an antelope passed through where he had been standing. Another groan followed a skidding sound. The fox shook his head. "The biggest changes I think you'll notice, will be that this story will be a part of...the...uh..." Nick pulled his mask off before pulling a reader card from a hidden pocket on his thigh. "The...What if...? Collaboration."

"WOOT WOOT!"

Nick hopped to the side as a shadow grew over him. A moment later a scrawny, twitching weasel faceplanted into the ground. Grimacing, Nick none too gently picked the mammal up with his foot before kicking him off screen. A quick dusting of his foot with the cue card and Nick was again looking forward. "And as you've probably noticed, the other big change is the inclusion of..."

A grey blur landed in front of him on all fours in a classic superhero pose. Judy, wearing a furtight, black spandex suit with white cotton lining the plunging neckline and ankeles, quickly backflipped behind Nick, landing on his back and sat upon his shoulders. "I'm a superhero in it! Woot woot!"

Nick shook his head as Judy smiled and leaned upon his head. The doe was all smiles as she spoke. "I, Judy Hopps, will be known as...The Black Bunny!"

"I preferred, 'The Grey Rabbit' myself," Nick added.

"Pfft," Judy scolded. "My title, my choice. Anyways, my super power, instead of that other superheroine who gives others bad luck, is to give me good luck instead!"

Nick stage whispered behind an open palm, leaning forward and briefly throwing Judy off balance. "She has two lucky rabbits feet after all."

"Oh shush." Judy lightly laughed but continued after playing with Nick's ears. "Anyways, lots of fun things happening for this story as it moves, and not only that, but a continuation of it will be replacing this old story with a continuation sequel of the one from, What if! Can I get a Woot Woot!"

Nick raised his paws and did a brief jazz paws. "Woot...woot."

"That's the spirit, Nick!" Nick shook his head, causing Judy to grab onto his ears for balance.

"So, now that is out of the way..." Nick raised a paw and shot a sling of webbing off screen while pulling down his mask with his other paw. "We're off to take out more criminals."

Judy waved goodbye, still sitting on Nick's shoulder while the tod gave a sloppy two finger salute and zoomed upwards and off screen, a faint 'Woot woot' disappearing off into the sunset like a cheesy romantic comedy.

...

Bogo stood, slack jawed with a dull glazed look over his eyes. His all black and grey costume, with a blackened Buffalo face over his chest was practically dull compared to the shiny outfits of the two younger superheroes.

"Hey, cheer up, BuffaloMammal." Clawhauser, wearing a red vest, black briefs, green undershirt and a yellow cape came up and patted Bogo's side. "I'm sure someone will write a story about our exploits one day. Maybe even make a movie with other supermammals in it like Aquamammal or Wonder mammal, or...*gasp* even Supermammal, haha!" Clawhauser flexed before spotting a donut box off screen and raced towards it.

Chief Bogo shook his head. "I'm sure if they made it, it would suck."