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Open with a panting boy gazing straight ahead. A rather thin and petite build, being shorter than almost all of his classmates. He has spiky, desaturated brown hair with a prominent ahoge, and washed-out hazel eyes. He wears a zipped-up dull green hoodie with a red stripe along the zipper, an open black jacket with gold buttons over the hoodie, black jeans, and red sneakers with white toes.

"My name is Makoto Naegi. 14 year old high school freshman, Super Duper Level High school detective."

Naegi thinks and then points dramatically at Leon Kuwata and Mondo.

"Son to a murdered mother…Brother to a murdered sister…."

Naegi stares at the horrific image of his destroyed home.

"And lover of ladies…"

A montage of Naegi kissing Maizono Sayaka, Aoi Asahina, Kyoko Kirigiri, Mukuro Ikusaba and Celesta Lundenburg.

"Supposed to die in three years due to inoperable brain tumor."

Naegi is handed a report from an apathetic doctor.

"I was one of the lucky 15 chosen for Hope's Peak Academy, the best school in all of Japan…before a nut job turned it into a battle royale wet dream."

Naegi stands in school gym with 14 other students while a black and white bear, Monokuma, laughs maniacally.

"One by one, we started dropping like flies…save for me and my gals. At first, that was all I cared about… But I did loose someone precious to me…"

Naegi, tears streaming down his face, cradles the dying Fujisaki in his arms.

"Fuji…the little bro I never had."

Naegi glares at the laughing Monokuma, who suddenly dissolves into Junko Enoshima.

"I finally found the one responsible for everything."

Naegi draws a gun onto the smug and smiling Junko.

"And today…"

As he unloads his gun into the still laughing Junko, his world spinning, Naegi falls through the floor while voices scream for him.

The screen goes black.

"….I didn't die."

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I'm outside. In a dessert.

Cliché.

Fitting, my story started and ends with one….

Hope's Peak is nowhere to be seen.

The world clearly ain't a shit hole though…

The sunlight suddenly dims slightly, and I then move just in time to see two swords slam down next to me.

Holding them is a kid, about a year or two younger than me, with blue hair in two horn like things. Weird.

Scratch thatl what he's wearing is weird; a camo hoodie like what Muku-chan wears to bed, but otherwise

"A little old to be playing with those, huh kid?" I ask, slipping into a stance just in case.

"Sorry pal, but you're my hit."

I race towards him and punch him, but he lands on his feet.

"Who're you?"

"Name's Nagisa, but call me Buratto pūru." The kid smiles as he pulls down his mask; a blue Deadpool mask. "It rhymes with Borrito-pool and…that's pretty much it."

…

Is this for real?

I don't know whether to be irritated, laugh or feel insulted that a kid in a costume of all things was sent to kill me.

Wait a sec….

Sent to kill me.

But no one knows about me except…..

JUNKO!

Memory than rushes back to me; my head started spinning as I unloaded my gun into that blonde bitch's face (how Muku-chan is related to her is beyond me!). And even with her face missing, she laughed as she hit a switch in her stand, sending me falling

Oh….Okay….Now…I'm pissed.

"Kid. Move. Or I'll snap you."

The kid tenses under his mask and draws his katanas. The way he does it….he has some skill, but he's never taken a life.

We then rush towards each other; I've got girls to find and protect…no wannabe killer is going to keep me down.

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Nagisa Shitoa-Wilson was at first glance, what many one consider a runt; he was the second-shortest in his class, and his one stand out feature was his long blue hair, kept in two horns after a suggestion from his girlfriend, Kaede Kayano, AKA Akari Aguri.

What few knew was that Nagisa was part of the Assassination Classroom, a seemingly randomly chosen middle-school class of struggling students who, until a month or so ago, had been given the task of eliminating Koro-Sensei, a yellow octopus monster that had apparently destroyed the moon, within one year, least the earth suffer a similar fate.

And this runt, Nagisa, was a highly promising assassin. In fact, one of the top five in the class: Able to mask his presence without much effort, considerable Ki and most of all, the ability to lull his targets into a quiet, serene sense of security before ending them no matter how well versed in death they were.

And once he'd been taken in by his long-time hero, the famed comic hero

DEADPOOOOL!

Wade….

SHADDUP AND LET ME HAVE THIS! You haven't touched the…HEY!

I'll deal with you later and you're in the next chapter. Now….

….Nagisa was now even more promising; trained in how to use his chi and convert it into Ki, dual swordplay and martial arts…and a secondary identity that enabled him to let loose and go crazy.

This was supposed to be his first 'real' job as an assassin-for-hire.

Before this, he'd intimated deadbeat fathers, anti-mutant protestors, tangled with the son of his school's now hated principal and helped his class take down giant robots.

Now…he'd take a life.

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Nagisa let out a burrowed battle cry and swung Soy Sauce at Naegi, intending to take his neck. The detective ducked and punched the arm whole twisting his body to avoid the second blade. He threw a punch upwards and landed a hit, but Nagisa held onto his swords

"Ooh….a fighter!" He smiled. "Good! Makes it…"

Naegi was right in front of him and slamming tow fists into his chest.

"You talk too much, kid."

Note to self…get more badass….then talk mid-fight. Nagisa thought.

Naegi landed a kick to the side that sent Nagisa rolling to the ground, but the assassin leapt to his feet and jumped over the detective, slashing at his back and then returning I Can't Believe It's Not Soy Sauce to its sheathe. Gritting his teeth, Naegi slammed his elbows into the boy's chest, making him stumble while he panted away the bleeding pain.

In the brief second he had, Nagisa went over what had happened; this guy had been in fights; he was nowhere near Karasama-sensei, Koro-Sensei of dad's level….but he could probably give Karma and Terasaka a serious run for their money….

But this actually gave him the chance for his finishing move.

Nagisa removed his mask and spat out the blood that had started filling his mouth.

Naegi took a look at the boy now coming closer to him; smiling as if he was just walking to school with as sword and gun in his hands.

And then he dropped the sword.

But he still had the gun, and a twitch in the hand….

Seeing this, Naegi rushed towards the boy, slamming him into a nearby plateau and leaving a slight imprint. The boy grit his teeth and slammed his fingers into the detective's neck, which stung more than they should

Nagisa managed to slip under Naegi, only to be grabbed and slammed back into the plateau

"One chance, kid!" He snapped. "Where's Junko? Hope's Peak?!"

Nagisa kicked his target in the stomach and then chopped at his beck before leaping back over to Soy Sauce

"Oh no ya don't, you little brat!" Naegi growled, getting tired of this and kicking the sword away.

"Brat?" Nagisa snapped as he drew his other gun and shot Naegi in the shoulder. "You're only a year or two older than me!"

Ignoring the pain in his shoulder, Naegi lowered his head and charged at Nagisa, ramming into his stomach and making him drop his gun. They quickly leapt to their feet and began throwing punches and kicks.

'Safe to say he's not going to let me use the Stun Clapper….' Nagisa realized as they parried blows, and he made note of the gun he'd discarded when he's tried to do the move he wanted.

'Don't give them an inch!' Naegi remembered his mother's words against fighting assassins; drag the fight out.

Nagisa then jumped over Naegi and grabbed his gun, but Naegi clamped his fist over it befoe slamming an eblow in Nagisa's face, sending the boy to the ground.

"Sorry kid…" He growled and fired a shot in Nagisa's shoulder…only to feel and see a giant snake suddenly appear in the boy's place. "What the…?"

Nagisa smacked the gun away and redrew I Can't Believe It's Not Soy Sauce, trying to ram it through…only for Naegi to grab Soy Sauce and block every move.

Throughout their fight, neither boy realized they were getting closer to cliff overlooking a river. As the drew closer, the swords were locked and then tossed aside

"Fists." Naegi smirked

"Like last night with Kae…" Nagisa started, only to be cut off.

"LAST! CHANCE!" Naegi growled as he cracked the assassin's cheeks and then gave him a black eye.

"SCREW YOU!" Nagisa snapped, slamming his palms into Naegi's chin. "I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING I CAN DO, I'M NOT SCREWING IT UP!"

"BULLSHIT, YOU LITTLE WORM! YOU HAVE THESE SKILLS AND USE THEM TO KILL…?"

Nagisa landed a brutal downward punch that sent Naegi to the ground, only to be pulled down. They fell into the water, still struggling and punching each other as their worlds went black.

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A pair of ropes suddenly shot upwards from the sky, pulling the boys up.

A girl with green hair and a cowgirl costume raced over to Nagisa, worry on her face. A man in a suit looked at the two bloodied boys and sighed.

"Take us back." The man in the suit demanded. "Whoever put this hit together is clearly not who they claim to be."

The pilot did as he was told.

Hardboiled Naegi vs. Nagisa, Assassin with a mouth

Happy Halloween!

I'll try to update this story every two days or so. It was my original plan to upload the fic in its entirety, but job hunting has, understandably, put my fic writing on hold. I hope you enjoy this crossover; one it is done, I shall pick up its parent fics.