Ok so this is a separate story about Teddy in college. I know what you are thinking "You already have two stories that you are taking forever to update why add a third?!" Number one you don't know me lol. Number two this lemony story line has been on my mind lately that doesn't seem to be related, but I can't seem to shake. Also, I am not giving up on the other stories just hoping that writing this one will free up my brain to focus on the others. With that said here come the lemons!

Teddy

I check my watch for the third time and impatiently wait for my parents to pick me up. My mom has a conference in Boston and my dad being the ultimate stalker that he is followed her I lean against the entrance of my apartment building and smile at two girls walking by, they giggle like most do. I bundle my jacket tighter to ward of the chilly November Boston air. I would much rather be upstairs with my girlfriend of five months, Joni, than going to an early breakfast with my parents, especially after the night of drinking we had. I smirk at the memory of me basically having to fend her off last night at the house party, vodka gets her incredibly horny; I'd noticed after the first five shots that she started to get handsy and after the eighth she was out right groping me. I had to use every ounce of my self-control to not take her then and there, but I made up for it when I got her home. I laugh lightly thinking about how she will have to walk for the next few days.

"Teddy" my mom screams excitedly. She jumps out of the and nearly trips on the curb on her way. Luckily Uncle Taylor was there to catch her. "Thanks Taylor…TEDDY!" she exclaims speeding over to me with her arms wide open.

"Ana, be careful" my dad says quickly following after her. I meet them half way, lifting her off the ground and spinning her.

"Have you shrunk since the last time I have seen you?" I ask jokingly as I sit her down. Her height is one of the longest running jokes in the family. It started when I reached her height at twelve and got worst when Phoebe did the same at fifteen.

"Very funny" she says swatting my arm only to brag it and hug it tightly. "I have missed you terribly. You should have come home for the fall break."

"I was busy mom" I say shamefully. I had chosen to spend the long weekend locked in my apartment with Joni…if you know what I mean.

"Yeah, yeah" she says pouting slightly.

"Don't hog our son" dad says lightly giving me a side hug. "How are your classes going?"

"Tough but fair" I answer evenly. "You must have begged, cheated and stole to have gotten this three day weekend" I say affectionately to my sister.

"It is bring your child to work day" she explains giving me a hug. "At the Seattle Prep elementary" she whispers into my ear.

"Shall we go?" I laugh shaking my head at her.

"Before we leave I need to use your restroom" Phoebe says walking towards the entrance. I panic immediately.

"We aren't that far from the restaurant" I offer as an alternative. I spin her around and usher her towards the car.

"I have to go now" she insists turning back around.

"Phoebe" I shout, she turns to stare at me. "The apartment is clean."

"I lived with you for sixteen years Teddy" she says lightly.

"No, I mean really messy, I am embarrassed" I stress as both my parents and sister make their way into the building. I continue to try and persuade them not to go upstairs as we walk past the doorman and towards the elevators. Seeing that my words were not dissuading them I quickly pulled out my and sent Joni a text.

Change of plans my parents and sister are coming up for a sec stay in the room or get dressed.

I pray that she gets it. We climb into the elevator and head to the twelfth floor. I walk slowly towards the door as my mom speed walks.

"There is something I meant to tell you" I say as I pull out my keys, but don't put it in the door.

"Teddy, please hurry up" Phoebe grumbles.

"I have a friend, Joni, whose landlord was a real jerk" I say slowly unlocking the door. "He would go into the apartment while they weren't there and try to collect the rent whenever he wanted."

"Oh Teddy, that is horrible" mom says. "That friend should move."

"My feelings exactly" I say twisting the nob. "That is why I let them stay with me in the meantime."

"That's very nice" Phoebe says pushing open the door. "I can meet him when I get out of the bathroom."

"Wait" I whisper yell, but it is too late. She has stopped in the hallway staring open mouthed in to the kitchen where Joni is head deep in the fridge... In her panties and a tank top that's so small it barely covers her braless-ness let alone long enough to cover her ample ass. I stare at her perfect thigh and the bottom half of her ass peeking out of her panties… until she speaks, reminding me that we have guest.

"Oh good you are back" she says not turning around. "We don't have any milk or eggs."

"Babe I need…" I start only to be interrupted by her.

"Teddy I took care of your needs last night" she says still in the fridge. She throws out a hand and uses air quotes. "I could barely get out of bed because of your needs. It's not going to happen."

"Joni listen to me" I plead.

"No Teddy" she says reaching deeper into the fridge. "Don't touch me with Thor for at least a week"

"A week?!" I splutter before I remember my parents are here. "Never mind we will discuss that later, I have people I want you to meet."

"Okay I will later right now I need food" she says. "I am still insanely drunk, we drank way too much last night" she says finally backs out of the fridge with a sandwich in her mouth, water in her right hand and a juice in her left, she dropped both when she saw I wasn't alone and ducked behind the kitchen island.

"Teddy" she asks peeking her head up, only to her nose. "Are these your parents?"

"Yes" I say trying hard no to laugh.

"And his sister" Phoebe says not trying to hide her laughter.

"Teddy" she calls refusing to reveal anymore of herself. "Give me you jacket please."

"Why?" Phoebe asks still laughing. "We have already seen what you are wearing."

"Be quiet" I say pulling off my jacket heading around the island wrapping it around her shoulders. "Go back to the room we will be out of here soon." She doesn't say anything just sprints towards the bedroom.

I turn back around to my family; Phoebe is on the brink of hysterics, mom looks shocked and confused while dad just looks his usual pissed self.

"So yeah that is Joni" I say running my fingers through my hair. "She has been staying here for two weeks."

"The parts we could see of her were really nice" Phoebe says.

"I thought you had to use the bathroom?" I grit out.

"I want to stay and hear this" she argues.

"Phoebe, go use the restroom" dad says a little too calmly. Phoebe takes the suggestion as the thinly veiled order that it is and scurries off. "How long?"

"About five months" I admit.

"She is from Washington?" mom asks.

"No, she is from Texas" I answer honestly. "We met during new student's week, hit it off and kept in touch."

"The only reason I let you attend college without a CPO was because I truly believed you could take care of yourself" dad yells. "Now I find you shacked up with some…"

"Watch your words dad" I warn getting just as loud.

"Let's calm down here and talk this out" mom says trying to reason with us. "I am sure she is a very nice girl."

"She really has moved in" Phoebe says returning from the bathroom. "Your bathroom is super clean and you have hand scrubs."

"She will not live in the apartment I am paying for" dad declares.

"She is not living here" I argue. "Her parents will be here next weekend to move her into her new apartment. She just needed a place to stay and I have a second bedroom that I am not using."

"You really expect me to believe that she walks around like that, but sleeps in you second bedroom" dad asks calling my bluff.

"Okay, we are sharing a room" I admit.

"And a bed" Phoebe says snidely.

"Phoebe" my dad and I bark at the same time. I start to head to the bedroom only to have my dad stop me. "Where do you think you are going? I am not done."

"I am going to check on Joni, she is probably mortified."

"She did not seem too shy to me" he says snidely. I moved toward him only to have my mom place her hand on my chest

"Stay and talk to your father" she softly commands. "I will go check on your friend. Christian, be on your best behavior."

Joni

I close the door behind me before I franticly search the room for clothes. I find a pair of running shorts and Teddy's button down from last night. I quickly start throwing all of the clothes on the floor into the closet regretting not cleaning before heading out last night. As I sit perched on the edge of the bed I hear raised voices from behind the door and try not to listen. I am trying so hard not to listen that when I hear a soft knock on the door.

"Come in" I yell softly.

"Hi" Teddy's mom says entering the room. "I am Teddy's mother."

"Hello, Mrs. Grey" I say standing up awkwardly. "Um…you can sit on the bed I will sit at the desk."

"How about we both sit on the bed" I cringe as she straightens the comforter. There is nothing more awkward than sitting on your boyfriend's bed with his mother after you had sex with said boyfriend on said bed less than five hours ago.

This is going to be an uncomfortable conversation.