Amanda: And welcome back to "So You Wanna Win 5 Dollars?". Now let's welcome our next contestant, Jake Leathers.
Jake: 'Sup?
Amanda: Are you ready to play?
Jake: Sure! Crank it up!
Amanda: I meant the game.
Jake: Alright, but which one? Spin the bottle, Truth or dare, or Twister?
Amanda: I meant this game, "So You Wanna Win 5 Dollars?". That's why you're here.
Jake: Oh, alright. I'm ready.
Amanda: Here's the first question:
What day of the week is considered "America's least favorite"?
Is it A. Monday
B. Wednesday
C. Thursday
or D. Friday
Jake: Well, let's see. Uhh... I usually don't throw parties the first three.
Amanda: That did not answer the question.
Jake: Oh, well then uhh...
(Jake starts struggling thinking)
Jake: Man, this is kind of hard. Can I use my "Phone-a-Friend"?
Amanda: Sure. Let's get Jake's friend on the line.
(Jake's friend, Brad, comes on line)
Brad (on line): What's up, dudes? This is Brad.
Amanda: Hi Brad, this is Tina from "So You Wanna Win 5 Dollars?". Your friend, Jake, needs your help answering a question.
Brad (on line): Sure. What's the question?
Amanda: The question is:
What day of the week is considered "America's least favorite"?
Is it A. Monday
B. Wednesday
C. Thursday
or D. Friday
Brad (on line): Well, uhh... I rarely party at Jake's the first three.
Amanda: That did not answer the question either.
Brad (on line): Oh, well uhh... the day that I party at Jake's the least would be "A. Monday".
Amanda: Correct! Good job, Brad.
Jake: Alright, thanks bro! Can I have my five dollars now?
Amanda: Not quite yet. We still have to do the lightning round.
Jake: Does it involve dancing?
Amanda: No, the lightning round is where you will be given thirty seconds to answer eight questions, and each question must be answered correctly.
Jake: Alright, I'm ready.
Amanda: Alright, your first question is:
1: Who was the first president of the United States?
Jake: George Washington!
2: What's the final American holiday of the year?
Jake: Christmas!
3: What do people dance to?
Jake: Music!
4: How many quarters make up a dollar?
Jake: Four!
5: Where is Mount Rushmore located?
Jake: South Dakota!
6: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Jake: Twenty-six!
7: Who is the current president of the United States?
Jake: Donald Trump!
8: What do kids play on?
Jake: Computers!
Amanda: Ooh... I'm sorry. The correct answer was playgrounds. I'm really sorry that you lost on the very last...
(Jake's friend, Brad, suddenly gets back on line)
Brad (on line): Jake, come quick! There's a huge paparazzi standing outside my house!
Jake: I'll be right over, Brad!
(Jake quickly gets up and starts to run off stage)
Jake: Later, dudes!
Amanda: Well that solves his problem. Now let's bring out our next contestant, Sternum.
(Sternum walks on stage and sits down)
Amanda: Hi, Sternum.
Sternum: Hello...
Amanda: Are you ready to play?
Sternum: Am I not ready to play...?
Amanda: What's that even supposed to mean?
Sternum: What's it not supposed to mean...?
(Amanda glares at the camera)
Amanda: How about we just play the game now?
Sternum: Yeah...
Amanda: Alright, here's the first question:
1: A person, place, or thing is considered a _.
Is it A. Noun
B. Verb
C. Conjunction
or D. Pronoun
Sternum: What's a person, place, or thing not considered...?
(Amanda looks confused)
Amanda: What? No, the question is What IS a person, place, or thing considered?.
Sternum: What's it not considered...?
Amanda: Why do you keep asking the opposite question?
Sternum: Why am I not asking the opposite question...?
Amanda: Alright, fine. Just answer the question already.
Sternum: A: Noun...
Amanda: Finally! "A" is the correct answer. And you know what?
Sternum: Do I not?
(Amanda gives Sternum his five dollars)
Amanda: Here's your five dollars, I refuse to be stressed any longer by the lightning round. See you next time on "So You Wanna Win 5 Dollars?".