A translation of Fantastic Beasts Network.
I had to get this out of my head. Hope it'll make you smile. :)
I own nothing, it's all JK Rowling's.
Thanks a lot to my beta reader SleepingReader.
Jacob Kowalski and Queenie Goldstein are now friends.
Queenie Goldstein and Tina Goldstein like this.
Jacob Kowalski: Hello dove. :$
Queenie Goldstein likes this.
Queenie Goldstein: Hello honey ! *heart*
Jacob Kowalski likes this.
Tina Goldstein: Queenie… Don't be reckless…
Queenie Goldstein: As far as I know, digital friendships between wizards and No-Maj are not prohibited, are they?
Seraphina Picquery: That is a measure that could be explored…
Percival Graves likes this.
Queenie Goldstein: F*ck Big Brother…
Jacob Kowalski likes this.
Jacob Kowalski and Tina Goldstein are now friends.
Queenie Golstein likes this.
Jacob Kowalski and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander are now friends.
Queenie Goldstein and Tina Goldstein like this.
Queenie Goldstein: Newt! You finally created a Facebook account?! :D
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander : Yehs I difgd .
Jacob Kowalski: Uh-oh, someone has trouble using the keybord? ^^
Queenie Goldstein likes this.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: I pormies I wlli i/§provse.
Jacob Kowalski, Queenie Goldstein and Tina Goldstein like this.
Queenie Goldstein: You didn't have to use your full name you know?
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: I w^` anted ot b_e suer yùou coutfld ffingd mea.
Jacob Kowalski: Buddy, you really need to improve, it's illegible.
Queenie Goldstein, Newton Artemis Fido Scamander and Tina Goldstein like this.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: Ok.
Tina Goldstein: Here you are, no typo. :)
Jacob Kowalski and Queenie Goldstein like this.
Queenie Goldstein and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander are now friends.
Queenie Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski and Tina Goldstein like this.
Queenie Goldstein: Newt! :o :o :o Your travel photograps are amazing!
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes this.
Jacob Kowalski: She's right. Those with the dragons are particularly terrific.
Queenie Goldstein and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander like this.
Queenie Goldstein: Sorry, I am currently spamming you with notes but they are all wonderful…
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes this.
Queenie Goldstein: New "like-button" addicted, am I right? ;)
Jacob Kowalski: It's probably easier for him to like a post than writing one. ^^
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes this.
Queenie Goldstein likes "No-Maj Community".
Jacob Kowalski and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander like this.
Tina Goldstein: Queenie…
Queenie Goldstein: Am I still in a free country or what?
Jacob Kowalski and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander like this.
Queenie Goldstein likes "Ilvermorny, best school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world".
Tina Goldstein likes this.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: I cast' beleiveit !
Queenie Goldstein: I don't understand what you're writing Newt and yet I am the Legilimens here. :)
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: …
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander is reading "Computer science for dummies", "Socials networks for dummies" and "A Begginner's Guide to Muggle technology".
Jacob Kowalski, Tina Goldstein, Queenie Goldstein, Theseus Scamander, Credence Barebone, Seraphina Picquery, Percival Graves, 958 579 365 Potterheads and JK Rowling like this.
Jacob Kowalski: What a success. ^^
Albus Dumbledore: People want to understand what you have to say Scamander. ;)
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes this.
Queenie Goldstein created a closed group Meetings in New York *heart*
Queenie Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski, Newton Artemis Fido Scamander and Tina Goldstein have been added to the group.
Jacob Kowalski: Stunning idea. :3
Queenie Goldstein and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander like this.
Credence Barebone: What about me? :(
Tina Goldstein added Credence Barebone to the group.
Credence Barebone andNewton Artemis Fido Scamander like this.
Jacob Kowalski likes "Pastries".
Queenie Goldstein likes this.
Queenie Goldstein: My favorite pastries are yours honey ? *heart*
Jacob Kowalski: :$
Tina Goldstein: Too many potential interpretations… Awkward…
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes this.
Gellert Grindelwald is listening to LMFAO "I'm sexy and I know it".
Albus Dumbledore and Gilderoy Lockhart like this.
Percival Graves: This is a No-Maj's song, you know that right?
Gellert Grindelwald: I would never spit on something I can relate to.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Bowtruckles".
Pickett the Bowtruckle likes this.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Dragons".
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Thunderbirds".
Frank likes this.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Occamies".
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Demiguises".
Dougal likes this.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Nifflers".
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Unicorns".
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Puffskeins".
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Phœnix".
Theseus Scamander: Like another beast and I'll unfriend you!
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Hippogriffs".
Theseus Scamander: …
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: Bye?
Theseus Scamander: You'd be too pleased.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: :(
Theseus Scamander: :)
Private messages.
Queenie Goldstein: Hey sis!
Tina Goldstein: Queenie?
Queenie Goldstein: Something wrong between Newt and you?
Tina Goldstein: Not that I am aware of. Why?
Queenie Goldstein: You're not Facebook friends…
Tina Goldstein: Queenie, socials networks aren't real life.
Queenie Goldstein: Teenie…
Tina Goldstein: I can like him in real life without being his friend on Facebook.
Queenie Goldstein: Teenie…
Tina Goldstein: Besides, I can talk to him via the group you created. :)
Queenie Goldstein: Teenie!
Tina Goldstein: What?
Queenie Goldstein: You deleted his request?
Tina Goldstein: No!
Queenie Goldstein: He did?! :o
Tina Goldstein: …
Queenie Goldstein: Oh… Teenie, I'm so sorry! :(
Tina Goldstein: …
Tina Goldstein: It's ok.
Queenie Goldstein: I can't believe it. He really seemed interested in you, though.
✔ Seen 9:32pm
Queenie Goldstein: You wanna talk about it?
Queenie Goldstein: Do you want me to come home? Jacob won't bother if I leave his place sooner, he'll understand.
Queenie Goldstein: Do you want to chat over a hot cocoa drink?
✔ Seen 9:40pm
Queenie Goldstein: Teenie ?
✔ Seen 9:58pm
Tina Goldstein: 'm back.
Queenie Goldstein: Teenie! What happened?
Tina Goldstein: No need to panic anymore.
Queenie Goldstein: ?
Tina Goldstein: He poked me, for that I may know he sent me a private message in which he asked me if he could accept my friend request…
Queenie Goldstein: …
Queenie Goldstein: Teenie.
Tina Goldstein: What?
Queenie Goldstein: This guy, you keep him. Okay?
Tina Goldstein and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander are now friends.
Queenie Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander like this.
Queenie Goldstein: Finally! ;)
Jacob Kowalski and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander like this.
Credence Barebone updated his status "No one understands me. :("
Gellert Grindelwald likes this.
Gellert Grindelwald: But me. :)
Credence Barebone: Where's the "dislike" button?
Queenie Goldstein, Tina Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski and Newton Artemis Fido Scamander like this.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander likes "Erumpent".
Jacob Kowalski likes this.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: I'm glad you don't hold it against her.
Jacob Kowalski: I particularly enjoyed the mating dance to be honest…
Queenie Goldstein and Tina Goldstein like this.
Queenie Goldstein: I hope you'll show us one day Newt! :D
Tina Goldstein: It sounded really funny. :)
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: Tina?! You know?
Tina Goldstein: Jacob couldn't hold his tongue. :)
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander: This is truly embarrassing…
Gellert Grindelwald wrote on Credence Barebone's wall: Add me? :)
Credence Barebone: Would rather die…
Gellert Grindelwald wrote on Percival Graves wall: Add me? :)
Percival Graves: Hm… Nope.
Gellert Grindelwald is listening to Akon "Lonely".
Here we are… As Newt said, "This is truly embarrassing…" XD
Please, leave comments, I really love them. :3 (and you'll win a hug from the Niffler and a kiss from Newt! :D)