A knight in shiny armor

Today was a festive day for everybody because it was almost Christmas. It always seems that Christmas brings out the best in people and often one will fall for that perfect dream guy or girl. So, Sonic and company were sitting together in the afternoon drinking their hot coco's and having conversations with each other. Amy was more cheerful because it was only a few days left until The Winter Ball."Hey guys, who are you guys bringing to the ball?" Knuckles replied,"I am going with Sticks." Sticks gave a huge smile at Knuckles and Tails replied,"I am bring the most beautiful girl in the world, Mina Mongoose." All of the team was shocked at Tails response because they never knew."Alright Tails, congrats on landing her as your girlfriend" Said Sonic."Thanks you." Amy then chirpily looked at Jojo and said,"Well, what about you Jojo." Jojo then simply responded,"I am not going to the ball." When Amy heard that she nearly chocked on her coco."What do you mean you are not going?" "It is simple I am not going. Balls are lame and I don't have a girl to go with." Everybody in the room was shocked because they thought Jojo had a girlfriend. Sonic and Tails then said,"How do you not have a girlfriend?" "Girls just don't like me I guess, but isn't tonight movie night?" Knuckles said,"Yes Jojo it is but it is Amy's turn to choose the movie." Amy then leaves for a few moments and then comes back with a certain love movie."The movie we are watching Tonight is The Notebook. Isn't it wonderful." Jojo then fainted and everybody was around him checking to see if he is ok."Tails, is he ok?" Tails checks and says,"Ya, he just fainted,He will be fine." So a few minutes go by and Jojo wakes up like he slept for hours."guys I just had the worst nightmare ever, Amy wanted to make us watch the god awful notebook." They all then stopped the movie and said, "Jojo." He replied with,"Yea." "That wasn't a dream." Jojo then saw the notebook playing and he left upstairs and into his room. The ending credits came to the Notebook and sticks and Amy were in tears."This movie is so sad." Jojo then came back down, glad the movie was over then said,"Hey Jojo, are you ok?" Jojo nodded yes and Amy asked Jojo,"Why do you not like the Notebook?" Jojo now said while drinking his coco,"I think the Notebook is unrealistic when it comes to love because love is not that way at all." Amy now flustered said,"That's not true, love is an amazing thing." "Amy, I am sorry to break it to you but love is ugly with me. I mean I don't get it at all, everybody here has a girlfriend or boyfriend even Rotark does. But me no, love is just mean and that is why I do not like the Notebook." Amy then told Jojo,"I agree with you to some extent, but Jojo you have to get a girl. Here tomorrow we are going to the one place where anything involving girls can happen, the Mall." Joseph then muttered to himself,"This is going to be fun."