It's the year 2011, before the events of Stone Ocean. Our story takes place in a futuristic city known as Mitakihara, a place more advance than you. The place is filled with Moe people instead of regular fabulous looking ones for some reason. No signs of any Stand Users, but bizarre things happen around town.

The death rate is lower than the incident of 1999 in Morioh Town, but it is notable in the news. Most of these deaths have people going missing, but mostly girls in middle schools. Other report include these girls running off and returning for no reason.

We switch to the Mitakihara Town Hospital, one of the largest in Japan. Build around the year 2007 and finished construction the year before. It houses one of the best doctors in the prefecture and with the finest Japanese technology. However, there is only one case they cannot solve.

This very case is on a boy named Kamijou Kyousuke. A boy who got in an accident and was left unable to use his hands. The only visitor he has is a girl that he knows. He has lost hope at this point, but luckily…

"Kamijou-san!" said a hospital staff who appears, "I got some good news. We found a doctor that can cure your injuries. He has dealt with cases such as yours and he is coming today."

The boy with silver hair look at the lady with a blank stare and looks away. The staff member entered the room and continued talking, "Aren't you happy? We thought that it was impossible, but it was a miracle! It was so bizarre."

"SHUT UP BITCH! YOU'RE ANNOYING ME!" shouted the boy.

"Oh my, no need for such behavior. Dr. Higashikata, the man who is coming, will definitely help you." said the staff.

"Leave! I don't need your sense of false hope. You said that for the other doctors, I don't want to deal with that shit again." scolded Kyousuke who looked upset.

The hospital staff member then left looking disappointed and hope that Dr. Higashikata will come. She then saw another staff member who would obviously want to gossip with her.

"Have you heard, Dr. Higashikata is not only an amazing doctor, but he's super sexy." said that other staff member.

"I heard that he has weird ass hair, but he still got that charm." said the staff member.

"I can't wait to see him." said that other staff member.

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Driving to the hospital, a man in a pink doctor outfit with gold pins of a heart and peace sign on the side collars. He would occasionally brush his pompadour hair as he looks around the city of Mitakihara. Each time he drives further into the city, it amazes him of how more advance it is than his own home.

"This place looks so great, daze. I still wonder why only this part of Japan is this advance. It even puts Tokyo to shame." said the man.

The man looks in front of the street and saw the Mitakihara Town Hospital and his eyes bulged. He let out a scream, "Nani! It's too big to be a hospital. I could have mistaken it for some hotel!"

The man drove into the parking lot and parked as things go very smoothly so far. He then open the door of his car and posed like a seductive man seeking out woman, "Ore Sanjo."

The man got out of the car with another weird pose for no reason as he felt relieved and stretched. He had been sitting in the car for too long and it felt like wearing a new pair of underwear on new year's day.

As he was going to visit the hospital, he encounters two odd looking girls who wore the same school uniform. One of them is a girl with blond curls and the other one is a shorter girl with pink twin tails and red ribbons. The blond one reached out her hand and suddenly the two disappeared.

The man freaked out as the two streaks on the back of his hair tingled like an electric buzzer. He then looked disappointed that he has to do more work than he has to.

"Nani! This is just great. Some Stand User has to attack a hospital of all days." whined the man, "Though it's been awhile since I got a good beating."

Suddenly a pink man in silver armored appear as an astral projection behind the man, clenching it's fist as it was thirsty for battle. The man showed his name tag as it read, "Josuke Higashikata."

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 5.5 Moe is Sin!

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The man appears by the wall that the girls disappeared too and took a good look at it. He circled around, trying to see if there is something wrong with it, "Hmm, maybe I should investigate quickly. This hospital could be in danger."

Josuke, yes his name is literally that, tapped on the wall and suddenly he fell into the wall as if he was tripping into another room. The wall ate him whole as he let out an over exaggerated scream. Kind of typical in the series he's from.

The next thing the fourth protagonist saw was an odd world of paper cuts if ribbons and sweets. Josuke has seen some weird things in his high school years, but never like this. It was just off putting and odd to his bizarre mind.

"I think I have been re-watching too much Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I got to go save those girls and deal with this Stand User, unless those girls are Stand Users." said Josuke.

The man traverse into this bizarre wonderland, slowly getting used to it as he has seen things as weird as this before. He is the man that deflects pressure after all. Though he instantly lost his cool when he saw the same two girls and another girl that is tied up.

"I don't know what is going on, but I get the feeling that those two are bad news." Josuke thought.

The man ran to the girl who was tied up and screamed, "Crazy Diamond!"

A pink armored man appeared and went on tearing up the ribbons that tied up the third girl Josuke met today. The being let out a battle cry as it tore and punched the ribbons with it's massive strength.

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA DORA!

Josuke Higashikata

Stand Name: Crazy Diamond

Ability: Fast precision and the ability to restore things to their original form.

Destruction: A

Speed: A

Range: D

Durability: B

Precision: B

Developmental Potential: C

Stands are the manifestation of a person's soul that can be used for combat. They come in many size and shapes with a variety of powers. Only Stand users can see Stands and have the ability to control them. Most importantly, they are weird.

The girl was freed, revealing her to have long black hair and a strange purple and gray uniform. Josuke caught her as the girl stared at him with a blank stare and Crazy Diamond, Josuke's Stand, disappeared. She then jumped off of Josuke's arms and stare at him some more.

Japanese characters of distress warped around the girl as Josuke started to lose his cool some more. Is this girl the Stand User? Was it wrong for Josuke to rescue her?

"You, you should not be here. Leave." said the girl.

"I just saved you, brat. It's you who have to leave. This is no place for you." scolded Josuke.

"You don't understand." disagreed the girl, "I have to go rescue someone here."

"Then I'm coming." concluded Josuke.

"It's too dangerous for someone like you to be here." argued the girl as she then notices a familiar preparing to attack Josuke behind him, "Look out!"

DORA!

Crazy Diamond appeared again and punched the familiar that was going to attack.

"What? How?" asked the girl. She was surprised that a odd looking man manage to just summon some astral projection of a humanoid monster and punch a familiar.

"I'm Higashikata Josuke. Doctor and Stand User." answered the man as Crazy Diamond posed with his master. The man positioned himself as if he is sitting on something and pointed both his fingers at Homura.

"Homura, Akemi Homura." replied the girl, "I'll let you come, but you better not hold me back."

"I was going to say the same thing to you, brat." Josuke nodded as he pointed at her.

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TRIO FINALE!

The blond girl from earlier just recently shot a big cannon at a monstrosity known as a witch, beings of despair. As you may see, the girl with blond curls is named Tomoe Mami. Age 15 and attends Mitakihara Town Middle School as a senior.

At this point, she is no longer wearing her school uniform, but a European influenced dressed. This is due to the fact that she is a magical girl. Girls with powers destined to fight witches after making a contract with a being named Kyubey who is currently with two other girls.

One of them is named Kaname Madoka, age 14, has pink twin tails and attends the same school as Mami, but at a lower grade. The blue haired girl next to her is named Miki Sayaka, same age as Madoka and is dealing with puberty at the moment.

The only reason why I'm doing this odd moment of exposition is because the narrator of Jojo does this often. I just hope that I'm doing it right and not just shoving exposition. What am I saying? Of course I am.

Ribbons wrapped around the witch as a bigger one slowly slithers out of the witch's mouth. It was from a little doll like girl into a polka dotted face caterpillar. It went after Mami as the magical girl stood there paralyzed from fear. The caterpillar like witch stares into Mami's eyes as it was about to take a bite out of her.

Suddenly, there was a rocket launcher that blasted the caterpillar's face aside. It was out of nowhere as Mami looked around for her savior, only to find the last people she expected to save her.

Akemi Homura and a very muscular and flamboyant man with a pompadour hair.

Mami could not believe that a day like this would happen as many questions rushed through her head. Why is Homura saving her? Why is some random guy working with Homura? For that matter, how did Homura freed herself from her ribbons?

Madoka and Sayaka were just as surprised, but were more concerned with Josuke being with Madoka. The pink haired girl blushed as Sayaka was just weirded out from all of this.

"He's so handsome." muttered Madoka.

"What is going on?!" screamed Sayaka, "And what is up with his hair?"

Homura dropped her rocket launcher and got out a pistol and reloaded from her magical shield. Josuke on the other hand strikes a pose because Jojo characters do that.

"Is the pose necessary?" asked Homura.

"Of course it is and are we really fighting The Very Hungry Caterpillar?" asked Josuke.

"That is a witch and it must be eliminated." replied Homura as she jumped ahead of the man.

Josuke cried, "Hey! Wait up!"

Using Crazy Diamond, the Stand helped his master jump forward after the witch. The witch looked annoyed and charged after Homura to devour her. The moment the witch attempts to eat up Homura, it only tasted nothing. There was no taste of flesh or a grind of bones in it's teeth.

The only thing that came after it was a barrage of punched from Josuke and his Stand, Crazy Diamond. The man was in the air as his Stand was delivering an army of punches at the witch.

DORARARARARARARARARARARARA!

Josuke the lands on his back comedically after that attack. He got up patting is injury, but at least it was not that serious. He then looked Homura with an impressed look as the magical girl was instantly atop of a lollipop stand, "Hey Homura, you can stop time too? You're just like a guy I know."

"We're not done yet." said Homura as the witch was more focused on her.

"You're so cool, ya know." praised the doctor.

The caterpillar kept trying to eat Homura, but the magical girl kept freezing time and end up in different places. Each time the caterpillar bit nothing, Homura is always steps ahead, occasionally throw bombs at the witch's face. This only made the caterpillar more angry and reckless.

Josuke is not out of the picture as he uses Crazy Diamond to restore a lollipop stand that the witch just ate. The Stand came out of his master and immediately punched the pole with a loud "DORA!"

The witch was dragged to where the pole was so that the lollipop can go back to it's proper place. As the witch was being dragged, Josuke decides to use this as an opportunity for an attack. He then let Crazy Diamond finish the job.

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA! DORA!

The witch was too busy being punched to death and frozen from all the attacks. Homura uses this chance to rain an overkilling amount of bombs to eliminate the witch once and for all. The witch then blows up and disappeared as the environment slowly turns back to normal.

A grief seed landed on a table with a broken cup of tea. The fine China was scatter, but still remembered as a cup. The grief seed looked as if it was responsible for the mess as it acted like a bullet that shot that cup. As for the tea, it spilled everywhere as it slowly spread throughout the table.

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Mami, Madoka, and Sayaka stared at Homura and Josuke with some looks of confusion and question. Josuke decides to break the silent and said, "We make a great team, huh. I'm surprised you got lots of guns and bombs in that shield of yours."

Homura glares at the man and stated, "Let me get this straight, I am only working with you this one time only because Kaname Madoka is in trouble. I suggest you stay out of my business from this day forward and I'm getting cheese fries."

The raven haired magical girl changed into her normal outfit of a school uniform and brush off her hair. She walks slowly with the grief seed in her hand. Josuke just stands there looking confused and then look at his watch.

"Damn it, I have to go help some boy now!" cried Josuke.

"Sir, what is your name?" asked Mami, "I wish to know as no man can easily fight a witch like that."

"Yeah, it like you're a psychic or something." added Sayaka.

Madoka stood there blushing.

"I'm Higashikata Josuke and I got a boy to help. Apparently this hospital can't do anything about his hand. Luckily, a girl has been visiting him, but it's my turn to help." replied the doctor.

"You're going to help Kyousuke?" questioned Sayaka, "Please let me come."

"Oh you must be that girl." noticed Josuke, "Fine, but you must not tell anyone about Crazy Diamond."

"What's that?" asked Sayaka.

"You're not a Stand User so I don't expect you to know." explained Josuke, "Come on, you'll want to be with your friend when he recovers, right?"

"Is that the thing that came out of you?" asked Sayaka.

"So you do see it? Then how come you don't uses your Stand?" asked Josuke.

Sayaka just stares at him, implying that she has none.

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DORA!

Crazy Diamond punched Kyousuke in the gut as Sayaka and Madoka screamed. Mami just stood there speechless as she was too busy staring at Josuke's hair. Kyousuke however was in pain and felt it all over his stomach. All the boy can see was an invisible force thrust into him.

"Aw! What was that for? And.." screamed Kyousuke until he notice that he can move his hand, "Wow, you really did it. Thank you."

"I'm glad to help." nodded Josuke, "Well see ya."

The pompadour haired man left the hospital. He got in his car, signing over the insanity that was today and said, "Man, today was just so bizarre. I'm done for the day, probably check this city out for a bit."

The man decides to drive to the mall to get something as a reward for his efforts today. He then notices something, "That Akemi Homura and those other girls. I had this hunch that there is more to them than just fighting witches. Maybe I should go talk to Jotaro-san about this."

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Epilogue:

Mami screams, "What is wrong with his hair?!"

Sayaka nodded with sympathy, "I wonder the same thing too, Mami-senpai."

"Maybe he's trying to be old fashioned." added Madoka, "That sort of hair was a trend back in the 80's."

"Sometimes I can't stand this crazy noisy bizarre town." moaned Mami, "I can deal with witches, but I prefer it not get more weirder than that."

"I think that man is very bizarre himself. I mean, his name is Josuke and the 'suke' part of his name can be read a 'jo'. In a way, his name is literally Jojo." mocked Sayaka.

"Even so, I'm grateful that he came and helped today." smiled Madoka.