Well here we go, My laptop is finally repaired, and I can start on this. Anyways, Once again, I don't own RWBY.

THE FIRST CHAPTER IS A REACTION TO MY FIC JAUNE AMERICA.

"What just happened?" Ruby said as she suddenly felt like her memory had been wiped.

"I don't know, everything seems fuzzy." Weiss said as her head hurt.

"I think we just got rebooted." Nora said as everyone looked at her strangely.

"What are you talking about?" Pyrrha asked her teammate.

"You know, a reboot! Like maybe the author got a lot of crap because of some jerks who reported his story for no reason other than they didn't like it, and therefore created a lot of controversy until he finally made a decision to reboot it so that people would stop annoying him about how his story broke the so called rules. Or maybe some didn't think the reactions were realistic enough, which is kind of weird when you think about it, considering that this is supposed to be a comedy fic, and come on, our reactions in RWBY chibi weren't that realistic, I mean come on, Ren wouldn't set up a trap to catch me stealing pancakes, whats wrong with overexaggerating things every now and then?" Nora was rambling on and on.

"Uh...Ren is she okay?" Blake asked.

"She'll be fine, she probably just dreamt it all up." Ren said.

"Either way, he must have cared about his readers enough to at least due a reboot rather than leave the story dead, so at least we got that going for us which is nice!" Nora said with a grin.

"Okay, ignoring Nora, how much does everyone remember?" Weiss asked.

"Well, we were brought here by that spirit who told us about these endless realities..." Ruby started.

"And then nothing." She said as she couldn't remember anything.

"What do you mean nothing?" Yang asked.

"Exactly that, nothing, did we watch anything yet?" Ruby asked.

"Oh trust me Ruby! You don't want to know!" Nora was the only one who remembered, and frankly The Arc Wedding chapter was a dick move.

"So what do you think we'll be watching?" Ren asked.

"Meh, probably some realities based on various fanfics, I don't know." She said as once again, nobody knew what she was talking about.

"Shh, its starting!" Nora said as she took some popcorn and sat down to watch the tv.

JAUNE

"Dang it..." Jaune was running out of aura, and he still hadn't won his match against Cardin.

"Geez P-Money, Jaune is still having a hard time against Cardin, its almost like he's Jaune's Kryptonite." Nora said as Pyrrha gave her a confused look.

"What the hell is kryptonite?" She asked her friend.

"Oh wait, thats right, we're a web series, never mind!" Nora said to herself as she had a day dream about running around with Ren and a guy in red and black suit who was crazy and broke the fourth wall.

"Wow, even in this I break the fourth wall." Nora said as everyone once again looked at her funny.

"Nora, There is no fourth wall, we exist in the real world, we're not a tv show." Weiss said wondering what was with Nora.

"But I just said we're a web series..." Nora said trailing off.

"What is kryptonite?" Yang asked.

"A little green rock?" Ruby suggested.

"Why would a little green rock be someone's weakness?" Weiss said scowling.

"It might be..." Ruby said shyly.

"Still doesn't change the fact that he's losing." Weiss said as she felt slight disgust.

How could someone trained by Pyrrha Nikos be this bad in a fight? She knew Jaune was training with Pyrrha, after all, she had secretly been watching them train on the roof at night, hoping that Pyrrha would let her join. Not that she had a crazy fan girl obsession with the mistralian champion or anything. She just wanted to know what it was like to train with the Champ. The fact that she keeps a picture of Pyrrha on the Pumpkins's pete box under her pillow had absolutely nothing to do with obsession of any kind.

"Okay, Weiss that's just creepy..." Yang said as she suddenly felt scared of her teammate.

"I do not do that!" Weiss said in her defense.

"Are you sure? You were adamant about being teammates with me..." Pyrrha suddenly felt uncomfortable.

"Come on! If I was a crazy fan girl wouldn't I be swooning over you every chance I had?" Weiss said as everyone shrugged their shoulders.

"Probably, but doesn't change the fact that this version of you is a creep." Blake said as Weiss glared at you.

"Hey! I have read some of your books! People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!" Weiss spat as Blake shrunk back and glared at her.

"Come on, maybe something cool will happen." Ruby said as Weiss scoffed.

"I doubt it, he's about finished." Weiss said as Jaune was out of breath.

"Come on! I can't lose to Cardin again, Pyrrha has trained me so hard, even at her own expense, I can't afford to be weak now...there must be something I can do!" Jaune thought to himself as Cardin was preparing his mace for the final blow.

"Looks like you lose again Jauney Boy." Cardin said with that cocky smirk.

"Maybe I'll take your sword as a souvenir." He said as he swung his mace back.

"You can take my sword, when you pry it from my COLD DEAD HANDS!" He yelled as Cardin scoffed.

"Okay, that was random...why would he say 'From my cold dead hands?'" Weiss asked not understanding the reference.

"Why are we watching this? This doesn't seem so different from our own world...except for Weiss being a stalker." Ren pointed out.

"Can we just drop that!" Weiss honestly didn't like her counterpart.

"Nope, we're going to be making jokes about this for days." Yang smirked.

"That can be arranged." He said as he swung at Jaune.

"Crap! This can't be it! What do I do...what do I...hey whats that?" He thought as he saw something perched on the window.

"Its...Its beautiful." Jaune said as he took notice.

There was an eagle, but not just an eagle, an eagle with a white head, with piercing eyes that told you that if you messed with it, it would FUCK YOU UP! Jaune could feel the power radiating off of it. Its majestic caws reaching his ears, and they sounded like sweet honey to him. Almost as if everything was right in the world. And suddenly Jaune felt a connection to the Eagle. A craving to get to know the eagle. Suddenly, the Eagle's eyes widened and it gave off another caw as it flew towards him at break neck speeds.

"What a pretty bird!" Ruby said as it looked beautiful, but also dangerous.

"Whats so important about an overgrown chicken?" Weiss asked.

"Looks...delicious." Blake said her cat instincts coming out for a bit.

"Well, maybe it's magical?" Nora suggested.

"Nora, don't be ridiculous, theres no such thing as 'Magical animals.'" Pyrrha said as Nora just raised an eyebrow.

"We live in a world where we harness Aura to fight souless monsters...and you're saying magical animals can't exist?" She said while tilting her head like a puppy.

"Okay...fair enough." Pyrrha resigned herself to that. Who knows, maybe there were magical animals.

"You're dead now Jauney boy!" Cardin yelled as the mace was about to connect with his head.

Only for the eagle to fly into Jaune, and a large flash of light to suddenly engulf the entire arena. Cardin was blown back and blinded by the sheerforce.

"What the hell is that noise?!" Professor Goodwitch yelled as she was covering her eyes, the light being too glorious and powerful for even her experienced eyes to comprehend.

"O Say can you see..." They heard a wonderful song start to be played as the light started to die down.

"By the dawn's early light..." The song brought warmth to everyone's hearts, as the tune invoked in them a feeling of freedom.

"What...the...hell?" Weiss said as this universe didn't make any sense.

"Where is that music coming from?" Yang asked as it was so random.

"I like it!" Ruby said as it made her feeling warm and fuzzy.

"Is no one going to talk about the fact that the eagle just exploded?" Blake said as she felt like she was taking crazy pills.

The light died down to reveal Jaune...Only he wasn't Jaune.

Jaune's once scraggly hair was not cut down to a buzz cut, his armor had been replaced by a tank top with the picture of an elderly man on it wearing a life preserver while riding a shark through the air while firing two revolvers into the air like a bad ass. (1) His jeans had been replaced by tiger stripe camouflage that looked like it was meant to blend it to heavy woodland areas. His sneakers had been replaced by black jungle boots. If that wasn't enough, he also had a bandana wrapped around his head that had a pattern of stars and stripes. But what really caught everyone's attention was what was in his hands.

In one hand he held a BIG ASS MACHINE GUN, it looked to be attached to a belt of bullets which were going to do a lot more than hurt his opponent, it would straight up tear him a new asshole (2).In his other hand, he held what appeared to be a regular revolver, but what they didn't know was that this was a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. In other words, in a few seconds, Cardin would have to ask himself a very simple question.

"Do you feel lucky?" Jaune asked as Cardin looked confued.

"Uh what?" He asked as Jaune's eyes lit up with the power of freedom.

"Well...DO YA PUNK?!" He yelled as he suddenly opened fire at Cardin.

"Oh shit!" He yelled as he ran away screaming like a little girl.

"YAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!" Jaune yelled out as he was firing every single bullet he had out of his big ass machine gun.

"Okay, what the hell is going on?!" Weiss said as this reality didn't make any sense.

"Apparently the eagle exploded and turned Jaune into a muscular bad ass..." Yang said as she was confused.

"Whats with the bandana?" Blake asked referring to the American Flag bandana.

"LOOK AT THAT GUN!" Ruby was drolling at the giant machine gun.

"Why does his shirt have an old guy riding a shark firing two guns in the air?" Ren asked as this was confusing.

"I...I don't know how I feel about this." Pyrrha honestly liked Jaune the way he was, but she wouldn't say that he wasn't also attractive here.

"Woah, when did we get here?" Ozpin said as both him and Goodwitch suddenly appeared.

"Oh, probably because JC forgot to write you in until now." Nora said as a matter of fact.

Meanwhile, everyone else was wondering what the hell was going on? First Jaune was losing. Now he was toying with cardin as he unloaded load after load into his ass. Pyrrha was at a loss for words, all she knew was that she was gripping the railing so tight, that she was starting to bend it. She didn't know why, but she had a sudden urge to run down there and mount Jaune and ride him until he died. Ren for some reason felt a sudden urge to punch a filthy commie bastard in the face. And he didn't even know what a commie was. Nora was completely unaffected as she knew this was going to happen.

"FUCK YEAH MERICA!" Jaune yelled out as he fired his 44 at Cardin.

"What the fudge is Merica?" Ruby was censoring her language.

"I don't think thats the right name.." Goodwitch said as the name sounded incomplete.

"WHY Is the other me acting like she is hopped up on aphrodiasiacs?" Pyrrha said as she saw the look in her doubles eyes.

She was hungry for the D'Arc. And by that, she meant the Arc Dick.

"PROFESSOR! I QUIT!" Cardin yelled out as Goodwitch tried to call the match.

"SHUT YOUR COMMIE MOUTH!" Jaune yelled as Goodwitch was stunned into silence.

"What the hell is going on? Why is Jaune suddenly so brave, so amazing, and so hot...wait! did I really just think that! Oh god what is happening to me!" Goodwitch thought as Jaune flashed her a grin.

Only for the power of Freedom to completely overwhelm her and she ended up fainting. NOW THAT, was something nobody saw happen.

"THAT...WOULD...NEVER...HAPPEN." Goodwitch said slowly and firmly.

She would never faint because a student was handsome, that was just ridiculous.

"What I want to know, is why is this 'Power of freedom' so powerful?" Ozpin said as he was baffled for once in his life.

"PLEASE STOP! I SURRENDER!" Cardin yelled out as Jaune closed in on him.

"THIS AIN'T FRANCE!" Jaune yelled as Cardin's aura was running low.

Cardin resigned himself to his fate, he had already taken quite a pounding from Jaune's giant gun, and while his armor was enough protection to prevent him from taking any permanent damage, he was certain that he wasn't going to be able to walk properly in the morning, that is if he didn't die today. So he just started crying to himself as he couldn't believe this was how he was going to die.

But then...Jaune froze. He gained a look of horror on his face. And he looked up to the sky with a sense of right and wrong fueling his desires.

"What is France?" Weiss asked.

"I don't know, sounds fancy." Yang said as she didn't recognize the name.

"And why do they surrender so much?" Ruby asked as she didn't understand the joke.

"I am sure that this France does not nearly surrender as much as Mr. Arc says..." Ozpin said, even though he had doubts.

"Why is he suddenly looking like someone kicked his puppy?" Blake asked.

"I must go! My fellow Americans need me!" He yelled as Pyrrha tried to speak to him.

"But Jaune! Who are the Americ-" Suddenly Jaune sprouted Eagle wings and took off into the skies.

"HOLY SHIT! WHERE CAN I LEARN TO DO THAT?!" Everyone turned to look towards who made the noise.

Only to see that shockingly, Professor Ozpin had come out to see the latest matches, and they saw him admiring Jaune from a distance.

"What? Eagle wings are awesome!" He said as he took a sip of coffee, only for everyone to facepalm.

Suddenly Jaune was back again, and he had two people with him, but they had bags over their heads, so nobody could see who they were.

"I HAVE BROUGHT YOU HERE TO CONFESS TO YOUR CRIMES!" He yelled out as he pulled off the bag of one of the people, now revealed to be a woman.

"Okay, seriously, now he's talking about a group of people who don't exist? What kind of world is this?" Ozpin said as he was honestly stumped.

"Really? Thats what caught your attention, not the fact that the other you just fanboyed over Jaune having Eagle wings?" Goodwitch asked.

"AND WHY DOES HE HAVE EAGLE WINGS?!" Weiss could not figure it out, this story made no sense!

A very unattractive and scary looking woman that is, she looked like the kind of woman who would be a villian in a Harry Potter film. Her twisted smile made it look like she was going to kill you and eat your soul at a moment's notice.

"Oh Oum, what the hell is that thing?" Yang said as she didn't like looking at it.

"I don't know, but it scares me..." Ruby said as she pointed Crescent Rose at the screen.

"Ren...she's scary." Nora said as she clung to Ren.

"Why do I feel the urge to slap this woman?" Goodwitch said as she gripped her riding crop.

"Why do I get the feeling that this woman is a bad person?" Blake asked.

"Oh come on, look at her! That face just screams evil villian!" Weiss said as she had watched a lot of movies.

And this lady looked like the evil rich aristocrat character who hated commoners.

"You can't do this to me! My husband was president! And I am a woman!" She yelled as everyone covered their ears at the shrill voice.

"You have commited crimes against America and her people! What say you in your defense?!" He said as the woman attempted to speak.

"Well I think..." She said as she was suddenly kicked out of the arena and launched into the sky.

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!" A large muscular man who Yang actually purred at and tried to pounce on said as Jaune gave him a fist bump.

"Thanks for the help Dwayne." He said as the man smiled.

"No problem Jaune, Now I got to get back before Kevin throws a fit at being left alone again." Dwayne said as he suddenly opened a portal and walked through it.

"OKAY SERIOUSLY?! Now some random muscle man comes out of nowhere?" Pyrrha said as this just kept getting weirder and weirder.

"Well now we know the name of this country Jaune has the hots for is called America." Ozpin said as he sipped his coffee.

"But who is this Dwayne?" Goodwitch asked.

"I don't know, but you got to admit, he is pretty hot." Yang said as she could see why her duplicate purred.

"And now for this asshole!" Jaune said as he pulled off the bag on the other person.

Only to reveal an elderly man who seemed to have a very, VERY bad hairpiece. And for some odd reason, his skin was orange. Why the hell was he orange? Did he work for Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory or something?

"Okay, this one doesn't seem as scary as the one woman, but what is up with that hair?" Yang asked.

"Why is he orange?" Ruby asked. She had never met anyone with orange skin.

"Probably due to spray on tan, seriously dude, don't go that route, Spray on tans suck." Nora said as she hated spray on tans.

"He doesn't seem like a very nice person either." Ruby said.

"Whoever he is, Jaune doesn't seem to like him." Goodwitch said as she didn't feel comfortable looking at this man.

"Okay buddy, listen, I'm really rich, I mean I'm really rich, I think I can solve this problem easily, you see the problem here is that, we don't have a wall, so lets build a wall, a wall will solve everything." He said as he was suddenly launched into the air again.

But no one could figure out where it came from? What happened to the overgrown Oompa Loompa with bad hair?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" They heard a voice say as they couldn't figure out where it came from, since they couldn't see the man who said it.

"THE BALANCE HAS BEEN RESTORED!" Jaune yelled as he flew up to Pyrrha.

"What happened to the orange guy?" Pyrrha asked as he just disappeared.

"And why did a voice say 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME'?" Blake asked as she was confused.

"Whatever God created this universe, he must have been drunk..." Ozpin said as this was just too ridiculous.

"I wonder why Jaune took the scary lady and the orange man out.." Blake said as she didn't understand this.

"Well, maybe they were just idiots." Nora said.

"Come with me..." He said in a sexy voice that nearly made Pyrrha melt.

"Okay..." She said as she took his hand.

They then lived out the rest of their lives in Texas, living a satisfying life of ranching, shooting, fishing, and barbecuing to their hearts intent. Why Texas? Because Texas is the best damn state in the union!

"Okay seriously, if this spirit guy is going to make us watch different realities, shouldn't he show us ones that we can understand? I mean, what the heck is Texas? What union? None of this makes sense!" Weiss was pissed.

"At least it had a happy ending." Pyrrha said as she rather enjoyed the ending.

"True, but so much of it didn't make any sense..." Ozpin said as he was sure they would never understand the jokes.