"That was a great movie! What was your favorite part Stitch?" Lilo asked throwing away her empty, greasy bag of popcorn at the movie theater exit. During the showing, it was practically empty, crowd-wise, in the theater. That meant no peoples' stinky feet riding the backs of their chairs, no annoying babies crying, and no cellphone addicts. And, they could claim their most favorite show time seats: back and center.

"Moana save baby sea turtle…" Stitch thought for a second eating on some of the movie garbage in the cluttered trash. Let's think… There were so many other good parts! "Naga maka maka… Te Kā baaheth jihadi Moana and Maui."

"The parts when Moana and Maui fight Te Kā? Yeah, I liked those too!" Lilo smiled to her little Stitch, "I also loved the parts where Moana voyages the ocean and after Moana gives Te Kā the heart… Oh, and when she was teaching hula! That was pretty funny, huh Stitch?"

"Ih! Lilo bootifa hula."

"You really think I'm better at hula?" Lilo laughed.

Jumba and Pleakley followed behind; they were the rest of the ohana that had gone to the showing. Nani and David were at work and their two young girls and son were in daycare. Angel could not join because she was busy doing something. What it was that she was doing was a mystery. She even hid it from Stitch - it must of been a surprise.

"THAT WAS THE SADDEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN!" Pleakley cried into a crumpled, wet tissue – Jumba had brought a whole box from home just in case. The whole entire three theaters could probably hear him over the movies they were actually watching – two for the price of one. And, hey, Jumba couldn't hear half of the Moana movie because Pleakley was crying right next to him. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE THE GRANDMA DIE!" sobbing into Jumba's also wet chest.

"It's okay my little one…" trying his best to comfort him. Jumba thrust more tissues at Pleakley to muffle his high-pitched sobs. "Is being pretty predictable, actually. Almost every Disney movie makes somebody being dead…"

"DID THEY HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN, JUMBA?! HUH….? HUH….? NO!"

"Jumba is not filmmaker! Go yell at filmmaker! Thought you liked princess movies!" Jumba yelled at Pleakley, which made Pleakley's sobs louder and also resulted in huge tears forming in his partner's lone eye. "Am sorry. Didn't mean to yell at you…" with a hug. "Will make better with more popcorn?"

The four movie-goers walked out of the theater - now all finally happy and with more handfuls of popcorn for a driving snack.

Author's Note:

Have you seen Moana yet? How did you like it? I saw it on 12/10/16 and 12/31/16!