Say "Cheese"

Title: Say "Cheese"
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Baby 5, Law, and Buffalo gets new cameras and takes pictures. They tell everyone to say "cheese." Turns out that Corazon accidentally spoke…


"Cora-san, say cheese!" Baby 5, Buffalo, and Law said.

Corazon sighed and held up a peace sign. "Cheese,"

CLICK! The three took a photo each. However, a few seconds later their eyes widened along with everyone else who was in the room. "W-What did you just say?"

Corazon then realized that he had accidentally spoken. "Nothing!"

"You spoke!"

"Say cheese!" Baby 5 repeated.

"Cheese!" Corazon posed once more.

"Corazon you can talk!?"

'Shit! Uh…Plan B!' "Cheese," Corazon repeated. "Cheese, cheese, cheese,"

"Say something besides cheese," Doflamingo ordered.

"Cheese," Corazon said in a sad tone. 'I'll make them think I can only say cheese!'

"Corazon, do you think I'm stupid?" Doflamingo asked.

'Yes?' But outwardly Corazon shook his head to signal no. "Cheese,"

"Corazon, that's not how speech works," Doflamingo said. "You have the capability to say something other than cheese,"

"Cheese!" Corazon shook his head furiously. "Cheese, cheese, cheese!"

"Corazon, stop saying cheese!"

Corazon stopped speaking.

"Now say something that is not cheese,"

Corazon didn't speak.

"Corazon," Doflamingo folded his arms. "Say something!"

"Cheese,"

Doflamingo frowned even more. "I swear if you do not say something other than cheese, I'm going to assume that you're the mole,"

Corazon was silent for a few seconds.

He then opened his mouth.

"Butter,"


For those of you who don't understand the butter joke, there was an Omake of Bleach where Nemu was taking photos and instead of telling her targets to say cheese she told them to say butter.

Do not ask what the hell was wrong with me when I wrote this.

Heck I shouldn't even be working on my fanfiction. I should be doing my homework.