ONE PIECE FILM: GOLD
One Piece © Oda
Blizzard, Monkey D. Aika, Kumi, and Kuro Diablo © Me
Summary- Gran Tesoro: a giant cruise ship/city that is said to be its own independent nation. Here, the Straw Hats have decided to take a vacation and make big money at the casinos. However, while the streets are literally paved with gold, it actually hides a much darker secret. Now, Luffy and friends find themselves facing off against the country's ruler, Gildo Tesoro, and his cohorts, and when Zoro is captured and set to be executed, it's up to the Straw Hats to rescue him. However, will Nami be willing to work with an old rival of hers from long ago, and save her relationship with Luffy and Aika?
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE! IF YOU DON'T WANNA SPOILED, TURN AWAY NOW! Thank you.
Ch. 1- Showtime
Darkness...silence...but the latter is soon broken by the sound of two tap shoes hitting the floor and the snapping of fingers, almost in rhythm. A man steps up a flight of stairs, wearing a white suit with golden embroidery and a white top hat, a pair of golden sunglasses with purple lenses and wing-like frames. In his left hand, he carries a glittering golden microphone, and on each of his ten fingers are shimmering golden rings.
He soon reached the top of the platform, and as he squeeze the microphone...BLOOOP! SHING! A spear of gold came jutting out of the bottom!
"...Showtime."
SHUNK! The man plunged the spear into the platform, causing waves of golden water to splash around, and then, golden tendrils same to appear around him, completely engulfing the man...who only grinned, as if he didn't notice. Then, the pillar began to rise from the depths as the sound of jazzy drum beats and trumpets filled the air. BOOSH! The platform burst up the water, under the starry night sky. Soon, an array of colorful lights flashed on, revealing a roaring crowd, sitting in the stands. Behind the platform was a stage, and the lights read "Gold Stella Show". Soon after, the clarinet players began to join in, followed by the trombones, then saxophones, then trumpets, followed finally by the drums.
On the stage, a bevy of beautiful lady dancers wearing extravagant clothing gyrated on stage before they all stepped back, revealing a woman with lavender hair done up in a bun, blue eyes, golden heart-shaped earrings, a black and yellow, one-strapped dress that only went down to her hips, a blue pearl necklace, and some sort of feathery armwear on her right forearm. She held a silver microphone in her hand, and soon, she began to sing.
"1, 2, 3, let's the start the countdown,
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da~!)
For this lovely show!"
She turned and winked at the audience, and some men in the crowd whistled at her with hearts in their eyes while some of the women only sneered in jealousy.
"5, 6, 7, everything's okay, just waiting on you
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da~!)
To come through the door!"
Soon, some women in top hats began to perform a kick-line while the songstress continued singing.
"Favored by demons and angels,
Lend your ears and all will become clear!
It's amazing, life is roulette,
Gran Tesoro~!
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da~!)
Is waiting for you~!"
Then, the platformed into a star shape, revealing the man from earlier, performing a tap dance during the song's bridge, and ending with him pointing up as fountains of water burst from below, and not long after, he joined in the song, as well!
"Ohhh~! There's nothing I can't buy with money!
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da~!)
Let's hear some cheers~!"
At that, the crowd began to cheer even more, while Carina and the rest of the girls on stage began to a rather provocative dance.
(A/N: The rest of the song, for some reason, was not translated, so I used Google Translate to see what the rest of the lyrics might be, so bear with me.)
"I see a good man who is also a fool!
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da~!)
He just says "stab my back"!"
BOOSH! Water fountains sprayed into the air once more, adding to the effect of the show...and as the spectacle continued, they seemed unaware that some guest would soon arrive.
XXX
Out on the sea...a familiar little ship that had the face of a smiley-faced lion sailed towards a much larger ship...that was completely made entirely of gold. On the ship's figurehead, who else would be standing but the one and only Monkey D. Luffy, who, for some reason, wore a red helmet with a skull on the front, a paper mache ax strapped to his back, a pair of black shorts, and a red-and-white shiwa with the word "Kintarou" on the front of the loincloth around his waist. Sitting on his shoulders is his younger half-sister, Monkey D. Aika, who wore a watermelon-striped one-piece bathing suit, a pair of sandals, a sunhat that was shaped like a fox's head, and in her mouth was a banana-flavored pudding pop.
"WHOA~!" Luffy exclaimed, and soon after, Usopp and Tony-Tony Chopper appeared besides the Straw Hat Captain.
"Wow!" Chopper shouted, wearing a monkey costume.
"What the hell is that?!" questioned Usopp, wearing a pair of woodblock sandals, blue overalls, a pink shirt, and a hat in the shape of a bunny rabbit.
"IT'S SO COOL~!" they all cheered.
"Gold & jive! Just forget everything
And enjoy it the way it is!~!"
The ship's prow had two golden spires jutting out of the front, as well as a tunnel, and over that, there was a sign that read "Gran Tesoro", with 4 suit cards underneath.
"Hey, Nami!" Luffy called out. "Is that thing really a ship?!"
"That's right, Luffy!" answered Nami, who wore a two-piece, blue and white "Sexy Neko" bikini and had a white and pink hibiscus in her hair. "It's known as the world's largest entertainment city! A place where flocks of people gather to get make big money: Gran Tesoro!"
"So this is Gran Tesoro, huh?" Blizzard asked, wearing a mask around his head that looked like a green dinosaur, as well as a dark green scarf with dark red stripes that looked like claw marks, as well as bands around his front ankles and the base of his tail that had a green, scaly design.
"It's humongous!" Kumi pointed out, wearing a light blue shirt with the word "AKITA" on the front and a strawberry hat on her head.
"It's practically an island!" Usopp added.
"All right, you guys!" Luffy shouted as he pointed forward. "Full speed ahead to the casino~!"
"AYE~!" the Straw Hats shouted before the Thousand Sunny sailed right into the entrance. At first, all was dark...but then, something very tiny shimmered down towards the figurehead where Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Aika stood.
"Hey, what's that?" Luffy asked.
"It looks like..." Chopper started.
"...gold dust...?" Usopp concluded, and not long after making this speculation, more gold dust began raining down on the Sunny, much to their surprise.
"It's...it's real gold...!" Nami whispered in awe, her eyes turning into Berry signs. "Quick, you guys! Gather as much of this dust you can! YEAH~!"
"Yohohohoho!" chortled Brook, who wore a yellow shirt with white flowers, a pair of pink shorts, a blue shirt under the first one that said "BANE" on the front, a pair of sandals, a pair of sunglasses with wing-like frames, and a hat with a pair of deer antlers on it, as his bones were soon covered in gold dust. "Look at me! Look at my bones! My golden bones!"
"Haha!" laughed Franky, who wore a white T-shirt, a pair of pink Speedos, and a black coat with a hood that looked like a mean bear, as he struck his signature pose. "SUPER~!"
"Whoa, check it out!" exclaimed Sanji, wearing a light blue, open sweatshirt, a pair of yellow, orange, and turquoise trunks, a white sunhat with a black band around the bowl, and a pair of orange crocs on his feet, as he looked over the railing. "Even the water is golden!"
"How fascinating," noted Robin, who wore a white sunhat, a pink, flowery blouse with the bottom ends tied under her cleavage, and a pair of black bikini bottoms.
"Eww~!" Aika complained in disgust as she held up her now gold-dusted pudding pop. "It tastes yucky, now! The gold dust ruined my pudding pop!"
Zoro, who wore a green cap on his head and a pair of beige camouflage patterned trunks, just snored as his body was covered in the gold dust. Blizzard and Kumi only stared up at the dust, but the former accidentally breathed some in through his nose, causing him to gasp for a moment before he let out a loud sneeze that was so big, the wolf-dog accidentally threw himself back, right on top of the snoozing Zoro, who cried out in surprise.
"BLIZZARD, YOU STUPID DOG, GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" he shouted.
Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper, meanwhile, held hands and danced around on the figurehead, ecstatically whooping and hollering as the gold dust showered around them. Some of it even went up Luffy's nose, but he didn't seem to notice.
"Gold & jive! Just forget everything
And enjoy it the way it is!"
"Hey, Franky!" Luffy called. "The exit's dead ahead!"
"Got it!" Franky answered as he pulled a lever. "Coup de...BURST!"
BOOM! Using the aft cannon, the Sunny blasted forward...right in the middle of the show, much to the surprise of the crowd.
"YEAH~!" Luffy cheered with his fists in the air.
"Wow! Who are those guys?"
"Don't know, but they sure can make an entrance!"
SPLASH! The Sunny landed in the golden water, causing the crowd to cheer even more.
"AWESOME~!" Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper exclaimed as they looked around.
"Look at all the pretty ladies!" Aika called, watching the dancing women performing on the stage and on the platforms in the water.
"YOHOHOHOHO!" Brook laughed with hearts in his eye sockets. "GORGEOUS!"
"What is this?!" Nami asked as she looked around.
As the Straw Hats made their big entrance, the man in the center platform just kept dancing, as if he didn't notice them at all.
"Huh?" Nami muttered in confusion. "Who's that guy?"
Just then, KABOOM! SPLASH! A cannonball appeared out of nowhere and hit the water near the Sunny, causing it to rock violently.
"KYAA!" Nami shrieked.
"Whoa!" Aika cried as she almost fell overboard, but thankfully, Luffy caught her. "Thanks, Big Brother!"
"Shishishi!" Luffy laughed. "No problem, Aika!"
"What the hell was that?!" Blizzard questioned.
"I think I know!" Kumi answered. "Look! We've got company!"
Out of the same entrance the Straw Hats emerged from came a very, VERY long galleon ship with a Jolly Roger on the sails that looked like your typical skull-and-bones mark...only for some reason, the skull had an elongated forehead.
"Gya! Gya! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed a fat, dark-skinned man with incredibly large earlobes that hang to his chest. His hair was white and very long, considering how it went down his back and even sticking up to a considerable height at the top. He also has a long, white mustache and beard that stretches all the way down to his waist. His attire consisted of a giant belt that went over his bare chest like a sash, a pair of red-and-white striped trousers, a green-and-yellow buccaneer's coat that was worn like a cape, and a tricorne hat with the same Jolly Roger on the front, with a feather in the rim. "We are the Long-Long Pirates!"
"The Long-Long Pirates?" Luffy repeated.
"Never heard of 'em," said Blizzard.
"Hand over all the money you have!" shouted the captain. "We lost all of ours in the casino, so now we got nothing!"
A white monkey with a long beard like the captain's, pink skin, a pair of brown pants held up by a green belt, a disproportionately large black beaded necklace, along with a red scarf, a purple helmet and goggles, and a pair of yellow bracelets, which hold very long, sharp claws, chattered wildly while clanging the blades against each other.
"What the hell is this guy talking about?!" Nami asked.
"FIRE!" the Long-Long Pirates Captain shouted as he lit the fuse on the cannon, which fired at the Sunny!
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!" Brook and Nami shrieked.
"THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!" Brook cried.
"YOU THINK?!" Nami questioned as they ran to avoid the blast, just as the cannonball hit the water with a huge SPLASH!
Just then, there was a beeping sounds that came from the earpiece on the man's ear.
"Lord Tesoro! There are pirates in the entrance, and they're rampaging!"
"Leave them be," answered the man, now introduced as Tesoro. "It seems to have gotten the crowd riled up."
The audience let out even more applause upon seeing the pirates fighting in the entrance bay, and that's when Tesoro noticed the Sunny.
"Hmm? Is that them?" he asked.
"Yes, my lord. If the Jolly Roger is any indication, those are the Straw Hat Pirates!"
Upon hearing that, the lavender-haired woman gasped silently in surprise.
"The Straw Hats?" she whispered, being careful that she didn't speak into the microphone.
"Oh! Well, well!" Tesoro exclaimed. "This should be interesting!"
Snap! He snapped his fingers, causing the lights around the entrance to go off and two spotlights to shine on the two pirate ships.
"H-hey!" Usopp stammered, nervously. "What the hell is going on?!"
"Aika, you and Kumi better go hide," Luffy ordered. "That's an order."
"Yes, Big Brother," Aika answered as she ran off to go hide with Kumi following after. Following this, the Long-Long Pirates hit the Sunny with their own cannon, which acted as a bridge connecting the two ships together, and soon after, a horde of pirates with long beards, striped pants, and pink bandannas boarded the sloop ship, along with a slim, gray-skinned man with long and wild pink hair, a pink beard that went down to his waist, blue, circular tattoos all over his right arm, a blue pearl necklace around his neck, a red T-shirt with sarashi binding around his stomach, dark blue pants, and brown shoes. In his hands was a very long sword, so long that it reached the other side of the Sunny's deck.
"Hand over your money~!" he roared as he swung his long blade, causing an air-based slash to go flying towards Zoro, who awoke from his nap just in time to deflect with his own blade. Then, he jumped up into the air and landed on the upper railing, glowering down at his opponent.
"Man, you must like disturbing people's naps, huh?" the swordsman asked. "I don't know who the hell you are...but you better be ready for the consequences." At that, he grinned as he put his sword into his mouth.
However, the tall man only grinned back as he began to swing his sword.
"BRING IT ON~!" he roared as he made another slash at Zoro, who had somehow cut right through the slash, and then jumped down to charge at the opposing swordsman, who tried to swing at him a third time, and at first, it seemed like he had landed a direct hit...but then, as he looked to his left, he gasped upon seeing Zoro running along the blade of his sword!
"Three-Sword Style...ONI GIRI~!" Zoro shouted as he soon cut the tall swordsman down, and even slashed off his sarashi.
RORONOA ZORO
BOUNTY: 320,000,000 B
Meanwhile, another one of the Long-Long Pirates, who was a huge, muscular brute that wore purple armor, had dark green hair, and a long beard, was trying to punch Sanji with his spiked knuckles. However, the cook, who was holding a tray with a crepe and a glass of mimosa, kept strafing around his fists.
"Hey, hey," Sanji warned as he dodged the brute's punches. "Take it easy, you're gonna make me spill this drink!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!" the enemy pirate roared as he tried to punch Sanji again...only for the cook to kick his spiked knuckles, completely shattering them. "W-what the-?!"
BAM! While he was confused, Sanji took this moment to deliver a second kick to the man's jaw, causing him to go flying off the ship.
SANJI
BOUNTY: 177,000,000 B
"...Pain in the balls," the cook muttered before he turned to Robin. "Robin, your mimosa is ready!"
At that moment, several more pirates charged at Robin, who sat on the mizzenmast as she crossed her arms.
"Mil Fleur!" she exclaimed. "Gigantesco Mano!"
Just then, three giant arms sprouted out from the deck, grabbed the pirates, held them up into the air, and then slammed them all back down into the deck, headfirst!
ROBIN
BOUNTY: 130,000,000 B
"Thank you very much, Sanji," Robin smiled.
With Blizzard, he is being confronted by a pirate who was a member of the Long-Arm tribe, considering her had double-jointed arms. He wore a powder blue vest, a pair of dark green trousers, a black bandanna around his head, and a green beaded necklace around his neck. In his hand was a pistol with a very long barrel.
"Eat this, mutt!" the Long-Arm man shouted as he fired several rounds at Blizzard, who charged at him while dodging the bullets. As he did, he imbued his fangs with Armaments Haki and began to spin around like a horizontal top.
"IRON TWISTER FANG!" Blizzard shouted as he spun towards the Long-Arm man, who gasped in horror before the wolf-dog struck him and sent him flying into a wall.
BLIZZARD
BOUNTY: 400,000 B
"Hmph!" Blizzard scoffed as he licked his lips. "Chump."
As for Nami, she was running to the helm, chased by several enemy pirates, but she didn't seem at all scared as she held her Clima-Tact behind her.
"All right, girl!" said one of the pirates as they began to aim their firearms at her. "Where's the money?!"
Nami chuckled as she spun her Clima-Tact around.
"I'll tell you something good," she said as dark clouds appeared over the enemy pirates' heads, and soon after, BABOOM! A giant bolt of lightning struck them, delivering a powerful shock!
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH~!" they screamed.
"Thing is," Nami began, "I don't have any money!" She then playfully stuck out her tongue and pulled down her eyelid.
NAMI
BOUNTY: 66,000,000 B
Concurrently, on the yardarm of the mizzenmast, Brook just nonchalantly walked along, twirling Soul Solid around on his wrist, while the white monkey with long claws chased after him, but when he tried to hit the skeleton with his claws...Brook just seemed to vanish into thin air, much to the primate's surprise. As he, as well as two other pirates, looked around, they gasped upon seeing Brook walking along behind them...with his sword unsheathed.
"I can see that your spirit is strong," Brook began, "but your flesh...is weak!"
KLINK! SLASH! Sheathing his sword, the skeleton had already cut through the monkey and the two underlings.
"Not that I have any flesh, myself!" Brook exclaimed. "Yohohohoho!"
BROOK
BOUNTY: 83,000,000 B
On the Long-Long Pirates' ship, they, along with a very tall man in a poncho, were trying to shoot at Franky with firearms.
"Shoot him down!" shouted the poncho-wearing man.
However, Franky was already prepared, for he put both hands together, and a flash of light appeared in the center.
"Franky...RADICAL BEAM~!"
BWOOM! The laser was fired, sending several of the pirates and even the poncho-wearing man flying into the water, and in doing so, it is revealed that the tallest one was actually just two men, hiding beneath the poncho.
"Heh!" Franky smirked as he raised his goggles. "We like to go hard, here, brother!"
FRANKY
BOUNTY: 94,000,000 B
Just then, Chopper, in Walk Point form, ran along the Long-Long Pirates' cannon with Usopp riding bareback on top of him.
"Try some Shark Arrow Devils!" Usopp shouted as he fired several Pop Greens at once, and as Chopper leapt into the air as several huge Devil Flytraps emerged, devouring the enemy pirates. Chopper used them as a foothold to get more air while Usopp grinned.
"How do you like that?!" asked the sniper.
USOPP
BOUNTY: 200,000,000 B
BONK! Due to not looking forward, Usopp ended up hitting the side of his head on the yardarm, thus causing him to fall off Chopper's back and onto the deck.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEHH?!" Chopper questioned as he went back into his Brain Point form and scurried to Usopp, frantically. "USOPP! OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY?! I WASN'T LOOKING WHERE I WAS GOING, I'M SORRY!"
CHOPPER
BOUNTY: 100 B
On the Sunny, Aika pouted as she and Kumi stood behind some barrels.
"It's not fair," Aika said. "I still can't fight with everyone, yet."
"Hey, I can afford to wait a while," Kumi retorted.
MONKEY D. AIKA & KUMI
BOUNTY: N/A
With the Long-Long Pirates' captain, he gasped as he saw one of his crewmates get eaten by another one of Usopp's Devil Flytraps.
"Hey, wait a minute!" he shouted. "I know who you guys are, now!"
"HEY, LONG LOBES!"
The captain looked up and saw Luffy's arm wrap itself around the mizzenmast, causing him to fly around the ship.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Luffy questioned. "GET YOUR BIG, WIENER-HEAD OFF MY SHIP, NOW~!"
"H-HOW DARE YOU!" the enemy pirate captain shouted as he pulled on his earlobes...revealing a Gatling gun barrel hidden with his hair! "I'll teach you a lesson, boy! You can'd beat me!"
Soon, he started to pull on his earlobes, which caused the Gatling gun to fire. Luffy yelped as he tried to block the bullets, which ended up shredding his paper mache ax.
"I'm the Captain of the Long-Long Pirates!" the fat captain shouted. "Alexander Alex Kent Paul Harris Hendrix Howard Rudolph Eccentric Rainbow Special-"
While in the middle of stating his rather unusually long name, Luffy gave a cocky smirk.
"SHUT UP~!" he roared as the bullets bounced off his rubbery skin.
"BUT HOW?!" Alexander questioned as the bullets rained down on him.
"I'm made of rubber, dumb-ass!" Luffy shouted as he went Gear Second and stretched his arm back. "Now Gum-Gum..."
"Wait!" cried Alexander. "I'm not done yet-"
"JET PISTOL!"
THWAM! Luffy punched Alexander right in his blubbery gut, sending him straight into deck of the galleon! With that, the Long-Long Pirates had been defeated!
MONKEY D. LUFFY
BOUNTY: 500,000,000 B
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" the remaining pirates screamed. "Captain Long-Long was defeated!"
"Let's get outta here!" cried one of them as they attempted to flea. However, Tesoro smirked before he put his hands on his microphone, which caused the water around the stage to undulate rather violently. Then, parts of the water turned into giant golden tendrils of gold!
"Gold & jive, just forget everything
And enjoy it the way it is!"
As Tesoro and the songstress repeated this verse, the tendrils grabbed the Long Long Pirates and held them up in the air!
"AAAAAAAAAAAHH!" they screamed.
"Whoa! What's that?!" Luffy asked.
"So cool!" Chopper and a now revived Usopp exclaimed.
As everyone watched, Tesoro raised his hand and clenched it into a fist...and as he did, Aika seemed to spot that no one else did: the gold was spreading around the fights to the point where their wholes bodies were encased in it.
'Did they...turn into gold...?!' Aika thought before she looked up at Tesoro. 'What did he do?'
That's when Tesoro pointed his finger up to the sky and yelled out, "GOLD SPLASH~!"
BOOSH-BOOSH-BOOSH-BOOSH! Fountains of golden water jetted out from around the walls of the entrance...until a final star-shaped fountain sprayed up!
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH~!" the crowd cheered.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" Tesoro called out. "Welcome to the world's largest entertainment city, Gran Tesoro!" He then grinned down at the Straw Hats. "Enjoy your stay."
"Wow...!" Chopper whispered in awe, while Aika seemed to have an uneasy look on her face before she turned and looked at Kumi.
"Kumi, you saw that, didn't you?" she asked.
"Saw what, Aika?" Kumi inquired.
As for Luffy, he turned to look up at the gold dust that rained down on them and grinned.
"Shishishishi!" he laughed. "I think we came to the right place!"
ONE PIECE FILM: GOLD
Well, I finally got started on my version of this movie! I hope it was worth the wait for you guys!
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