Chapter 1

Zenkichi was simply walking around town. It was a Saturday morning meaning it's finally the weekend and there is no school so right now he's just enjoying his sweet free time. He goes to the nearby market to simply buy some food.

'Just a simple and normal Saturday morning, just the way I like it.' Zenkichi thought to himself.

He then looks around the grocery store for some potato chips. He finds some and then starts searching for some milk. As he was searching, he accidentally bumped right into someone.

"Oh sorry about that man, I ju-" Before he said anything, he took a good look at the guy he bumped into.

The guy was wearing some weird costume like that of a superhero that you see in comic books. His wore a yellow outfit, with red boots and gloves. He wore a long flowing white cape that reached down to the back of his feet. What intrigued him the most was that he had a shiny bald head.

"Uumm…uh…" Zenkichi was lost for words right now.

'What the hell is this guy wearing?! Is this guy a cosplayer or something? If so, that's a pretty lame outfit to cosplay.' Zenkichi thought to himself.

"Hey kid, move over. I need to get the limited 50% discount of cabbages and lobsters and I really don't want to miss it." the strange bald guy in a superhero costume said.

"Huh? Oh, sorry about that!" Zenkichi said.

As Zenkichi moved over for the bald man to walk to the 50% discount sale, he sees someone familiar at the distance. He sees someone with long purple hair at the fruit aisle and is staring back at him. The person then disappeared, which surprised Zenkichi for a while, but he then pieced everything together and then he wasn't surprised on who he saw. As he was about to turn around, he already knew on who he was going to greet behind him. The person behind was a young beautiful woman. She had long purple hair, reddish brown eyes, and a large bust size that'll make any guy swoon.

Zenkichi sighed and then said "Good Morning Medaka-chan."

Medaka smiled and then said "Well Good Morning Zenkichi-kun."

She looked behind and then asked "So who was that bald guy with the strange costume you were talking to?"

"No clue. Probably some cosplayer." Zenkichi answered.

"Oh well, so what are you doing here?" Medaka asked him. "Well I was about to ask you the same thing. I'm shopping obviously." Zenkichi said.

"Same. Hey, how about we go shopping together!" she said as she smiled. Zenkichi just smiled back and said "Ok sure."

Suddenly, an earthquake ruptures in the city, followed by another earthquake this time it's even more violent than before. As the ground shakes violently, the roof of the supermarket gets destroyed, where a large eagle like monster appears. The eagle monster was about 18 ft. tall, had black feathers, wore armor and was humanoid in appearance.

"I am the true God of the Wind, and I have come to finally conquer the surface world!" the monster yells out.

Zenkichi then shouts "Goddammit! Just when I was about to get a pleasant weekend!"

The people all around them were in a state of panic and were running for their lives. As they were running, Medaka spotted a few people injured from the debris. She then points out "We'll worry what the hell that monster is, but first we need to help those people!" Medaka says.

"Sure!" Zenkichi says.

As they were rushing towards the injured, Zenkichi then spots the bald guy that he bumped into earlier. "Hey you! We need to go!" Zenkichi yelled out to him, but something caught his eye. The man earlier looked completely unharmed, with no signs of injury or bruises at all, not even a scratch. And also he notices something else, his facial expression, as if this time he looked…disappointed. Then the bald looked up at the bird monster.

"Hey you!" the bald guy shouted at the monster. The monster then looks down at his direction now.

'Seriously, what the hell are you doing?! Just because you're wearing a crappy superhero costume doesn't mean you are! Get out of there! You're gonna get yourself killed you dumbass!' Zenkichi thought to himself.

The bird monster looked at the bald man and then says "Who dares?"

The bald guys responded "Yeah I'm talking to you jackass!"

Zenkiichi then just facepalmed himself. 'Ok, now this guy's gonna die, and he's a total nutjob. But still, I gotta do something about it.' He thought to himself.

Before anything else, Medaka transforms into her War God Mode. She was enraged by the number of innocent people killed by this pointless destruction. She then jumps up and lunges towards the monster with all her force. As she lunged towards the Sky God, she punched the monster so hard, it flew of the roof.

"Huh, neat." the bald man said.

"DAMMIT MEDAKA! What the hell are you doing?!" Zenkichi yelled out.

As she was battling the Sky God, she kept punching and kicking the monster while they were fighting midair above the city. The monster then used his large spear and swung it on Medaka, causing her to fly off and crash down on the road below.

As she gets up, the Sky God then swoops down towards her, ready to attack. She manages to narrowly dodge the attack, and then punches the monster so hard in the face, it's beak cracks and breaks.

The creature was then down on the ground, as Medaka was about to rush towards it to attack. Before he could do so, she felt something, or someone, rush beside her and towards the monster. It was the bald man from the supermarket earlier.

"Hey I wasn't done with you yet." he said.

The monster now had the guy's attention.

"Sir! Please run away now and let me handle this!" Medaka yelled out at him.

He turned around and said "Stay out of this kid."

The monster simply laughed, despite having it's beak destroyed.

"And who are you supposed to be?!" the Sky God asked him while laughing.

"Me?" the said, "I'm just a hero for fun."

Zenkichi managed to arrive on the scene. He sees Medaka in her War God Mode. And then also the bald guy from earlier in the weird costume.

Before any of them could do anything, the bald man raised his fist and punched towards the Sky God. As the fist impacted the Sky God, it caused a large hole towards it's chest, with all it's insides and organs flew out of it's body from behind. The Sky God then was pushed back towards the building behind it with such force that it almost destroyed the whole building.

The monster was killed instantly.

"That was for destroying my limited 50% discounted lobsters and cabbages." the bald man said.

Medaka and Zenkichi just stared at shock on what the hell just happened. Medaka's eyes were open wide while Zenkichi had his jaw dropped down, still processing what the hell just happened.

After a brief moment of silence, Medaka was able to blurt out "W-who are you?"

The bald hero turned around and said "I'm the hero for fun, Saitama."