PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE HOBO
CHAPTER 4
karl hunt
no not hunt for karl karl is hunting for klavier gavin his son who did sin of being pedofile like trilo quist
he was sneaking true the bushes of the police department because tats where prosecutors hang out so he sneaked in past the highly advanced security system and found a guy who looked like him
"HA HA, GOTCHA MR GAVIN" shouted karl pointing his gun at him but it wasnt klavier it was KRISTOPH "A-A-A-AHHHHHHHH" shouted karl
"karl u fukin dickbag why are u hunting klaivers" said kristoph "theyr ou of seeson right now, its the season of apollo justice"
"wait really" said karl
"yes" said kristoph showing him a note saying he wanted to kill an apollo
"wait" said karl "YOU SHUD BE IN PRISON, ILL KILL U FOR REWARD"
"fuck you" said kristoph and he turned into giant devil hand and flew away
thats when the police were ALERTED TO KARLS PRESENCE
"HEY U HALT" said meekins and he ran to him wit handcuffs "i got de handcuffs, report now did u catch the klavier yet"
"no" said karl "but dont worry im still hunting"
meanwhile
apollo put his gun at klaviers hed
"end of the life gavinners, i gonna put bullet in u and get lots of money and bribe my way back into the courts"
"why cant u just be author" said klavier
"cause kirbysage18 is so much better dan me and 85% of fanfiction" said apollo
"who de fuk... nevr mind" said klavier "onto more important mattress... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
just then a car appeared next to them and the window went down
"GEDDIN, KLAVIER" shouted daryan and ema and klavier jumped in and they drove away
"shit alright drive motherfucker" said apollo starting the car but he didnt have the keys "shit i suck at running" he said as he got out and ran after the car
unfort, wile klavier had been fiting with apollo the devil got away
"ok so herr forehed hates me for some reason and also kristoph got out of jail how can dis get any worse" said klavier
"idk lets turn on the news and see" said daryan turning on the tv in his car and it showed the news
===THE BRUSHEL NEWS===
"FAKE NEWS" shouted klavier before brushel said a word
"today on de news "khurain are not going to war with los angeles" end quote" said brushel
"WHAT" shouted the three of them and they already saw kurainese fight planes coming from the distance
"shiiit what the hell did phoenix do over there" said ema
"i-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
the car got hit by a bomb and it got launched across the street millions of miles ahead and they landed in the cortroom library
"owwww fuk" said klavier and he got out barely alive
daryan and ema got out too but they were fine
"wat happened are we at war" said ema
"doesnt matter" said a voice and KARL APPEARED WITH GUN "end of the life mr gavin"
"NOOOO KLAVY" shouted daryan
but before the gun shot, APOLLO CAME THREW THE WALL CAUSE HE GOT HIT BY AN EXPLOSION
"OWWW oh wow thats convenient" said apollo when he saw klavier but then he realized he landed on karl
"HA HA, THIS IS THE END OF THE LIFE FOR YOU APOLLO" shouted karl
"no karl, today i kill klavier and u go to hell"
"we shall see"
they approach each other and started pushing each other away
"..."
"ok well while theyre playin lets go" said klavier and he turned to face a gun in his face
BANG
klavier fell to the floor and so did the gun but what wasnt there was the shooter
"AHHHHH" screamed ema
daryan turned and glared at the two fiters and went to karl
"u are the one facing klavier so U SHOT HIM"
"WHAT" shouted karl but daryan poked him with the dick in the dick and arrested him
"wait wat happened" said apollo
"he shot klavier"
"WHAT HE WON? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted apollo
ema took karl to the detention center and apollo was alone with daryan
"get outta here boi" said daryan "this is crime scene"
apollo thought about the fight but realized how the fuck could he do it if they were fighting so he went to detention center to ask him
"hello" said karl
"HOW DID U DO IT DICK" shouted apollo "u tricky asshole i was gonna win that but u cheated"
"ILL NEVER TELL" laughed karl "HA HA HA, I WIN, HOBO, I GONNA GET ME A MANSION"
"but u might go to jail"
"ohh" said karl "well maybe i cud get a lawyer"
thats when apollo realized if he proved karl innocent and him guilty maybe HE could steal the money from him
"ok karl ill defend you"
"OBJECTION" shouted karl "but mr justice u dont have an attorneys badge"
"ha ha ha lol" laughed apollo and he got out his phone
"hello this is tigres stuff inc how can i help u" said furio tigre
"hey pal i need a cardboard attorneys badge"
"theyre $5000000"
"FUCK OFF MAN" shouted apollo and he slamed off the phone and made his own in 5 seconds
"wtf is that" said karl
"its my attorneys badge why"
"huh ok howd u get it back"
"majeek, now ill go to the crime scene"
apollo justice went to the crime scene and detective daryan was here
"hey pal" said daryan "u cant be in here"
"but im an attorney" said apollo "see the badge?"
"oh ok" said daryan
"u got the autopsy report?"
"yes spike the victim was shot in the front of the head"
AUTOPSY REPORT ADDED TO COURT RECORD
"who was the killer"
"we think it was klavier because there was noone else around but there was a witness"
"who"
"ema you and someone else"
"but wait" said apollo "that means there WAS someone else"
"AHHHHAHHAHHAHHOLY SHIT" shouted daryan
"OBJECTION" shouted ema "but u cant prove i did it and u wont prove u did it so who did it"
apollo wondered who the real killer was but he had to make himself guilty
"it was me" said apollo
there was silence from them both
"lol tats bullshit" said daryan
TO BE CONTINUED IN COURT