There were rarely ever times that Naruto felt powerless, his overconfidence making sure of that. His time under Jiraiya further boosted his sense of self. Training under one of the most powerful ninja alive would do that to a person. All in all, Naruto nearly always felt confident.

A loud curse left his mouth as a hard tremor ran through the ground, forcing him off balance. He managed to right himself with the use of his arms. With his balance restored, he looked back up at the monstrous scene taking place before him.

Three creatures standing at dozens of stories tall looked over him and the rest of the village. On top of the creatures were a trio of bickering women.

"Oh no!" The blond shouted while diving to the ground beside him. Moments later, the tip of Gamabunta's blade buried itself in the place where he once stood.

"Sorry brat/Sorry brat!" The voice of the toad summoning boss and his sensei reached his ears while he scrambled back up to his feet. He was forced to duck his head down when the toad ripped the sword out of the ground, sending chunks of earth spraying toward him. Another cursed slipped out of his lips while he raised his head back up to watch the toad take a wide swing at a massive purple snake.

"I never took you to be so vulgar, Naruto-kun." The blond twisted around, forming a rasengan in his hand, at the sound of the voice. He didn't stop the technique from completely forming when his eyes landed on a smiling Kabuto.

"What are you do-" Naruto snapped his mouth shut while pushing his midsection backward. A chakra kunai, cradled in the woman's hand, came sailing where his stomach once was. As the blade nearly passed through him, the blond twisted his upper body to the side and sent his fist plowing downward toward Kabuto. A cursed left his lips when she pulled away with amazing speed, causing the spiraling technique to explode against the ground.

"You've improved, Naruto-kun. Orochimaru-sama will be pleased. Three years ago, you wouldn't have been able to do that." Naruto narrowed his eyes at the woman while shaking his hand clear of the debris brought forth by his rasengan. Even though she spoke with a compliment, her tone reeked of a condescending nature. He didn't return to Konoha to get talked down to.

Kabuto rolled her eyes when two clones appeared by Naruto's side and placed their hands over his outstretched palm. It was obvious to her that the boy was attempting to make yet another rasengan. She couldn't help but be disappointed by the decision. After three years under her master's former teammate, she had hoped that the boy would've gotten some new tricks.

Her disappointment was wiped away when a mild breeze slammed against her cheek, throwing her white hair across her face. She refocused her attention onto Naruto, specifically his palm, where she could see a rasengan had formed. Though, this one was not like the ones she had seen the boy or his sensei form. From her eyes, she could tell that the thing was much larger than its other variants and four blades of growing wind chakra protruded from its body.

"That looks dangerous." Kabuto thought to herself while the wind blowing around her grew stronger. She made the wise decision that she did not want to get hit by that and moved to stop it. She began to run toward him but was stopped when a monstrous gust of wind lifted her off her feet. Her eyes widened as the wind kept her in the air for several moments. Her eyes met with Naruto's and she saw the boy was now smiling while he held the swirling ball of wind and chakra high above his head.

"Try this out!" Naruto screamed before throwing his arm forward, sending the attack blasting away from his palm. The blond was blown backward by the attack as it cut through the air toward the still airborne Kabuto. At the sight of the rasengan's speed, the woman's eyes widened. She had only enough time to prepare her Yin healing before the rasengan reached her. She slammed her eyes shut, gritting her teeth together while the sharp wind of the technique cut into her skin. The pain intensified for a brief moment before dying away completely, leaving the girl a little perplexed. The confusion reached its peak when the air holding her up died away as well, dropping her back onto the ground. Her eyes shot open before she scampered back up to her feet. Her eyes shot over toward Naruto, immediately spotting the bashful look on his face.

"Did ... Did you miss?" She questioned. That was the only plausible solution to her managing to avoid an attack like that at such a close range. That thing had managed to lift her off of her feet. There was no way she shouldn't have been hit by it unless the blond managed to miss her by a mile.

"You see…" The blond trailed off into a chuckle while scratching at the back of his neck. "I'm still trying to work out some of the kinks."

"You can manipulate chakra to that extent but you can't manage to throw the thing straight." She was in complete disbelief at the boy. That technique looked like it had the potential to kill and at the moment, it was a complete waste because he couldn't throw straight.

How ridiculous was that?

The blond opened his mouth to respond. His response never came as a torrent of wind pushed him and Kabuto off of their feet. A moment later, a shockwave flew overhead, stripping some of the surrounding trees of their leaves. Naruto and Kabuto shared a brief look from their positions on their ground before climbing back up to their feet in tandem.

"What was that?" They questioned at the same time while looking back at the three battling sannin. Both of their eyes widened when they saw the tattered remains of a massive snakeskin fluttering down to the earth.

"What just happened?"

"The years have been catching up to you two. It's a shame." Tsunade and Jiraiya shared a brief look with one another at their former teammate's words. With that look, an agreement was made. Their bet be damned, Orochimaru would not be walking out of this village alive.

No one called them old and got away with it.

"Bunta, cover the ground with oil." The toad followed its master command without question, it's cheeks puffing outward for a brief moment before a deluge of thick, oily liquid came spilling forth from its mouth. Manda slithered back from the expanding pool of oil while Tsunade prepared her own attack.

"Cover them with acid!" The giant slug raised its head high into the air while the opening of its mouth spread apart. Moments later, a mist of yellow liquid shot into the air. The spray arched high over the black puddle before beginning to make its descent down toward the trapped Manda.

"Dive!" Orochimaru screeched from on top of the beast's head. The snake hesitated for a brief moment before slamming its snout into the ground. The earth broke apart from the blow, creating a miniature creating. Manda continued burrowing its nose into the ground, enlarging the gap with each until its whole body was able to fit inside of the whole. The tip of its tail disappeared down the crater just as the spray of acid reached its position.

"Jiraiya, I swear if she gets awa-"

"Calm down. I got this!" The woman yelled over to her partner before giving the head of her summon a hard slap. With a loud yell, Gamabunta propelled himself high into the air. The massive toad managed to clear the puddle of oil it created before slamming back down on the ground. It's landing managed bring it right in front of the whole Orochimaru and Manda had disappeared into moments ago.

"Fill her up!" Gamabunta didn't need any command past that before he began to spew more of his oil down into the hole. The torrent of black liquid continued for a full minute before the toad closed his mouth at the feel of another slap from Jiraiya.

"My turn." The woman muttered to herself before slamming her hands together. She sucked in a deep breath, her upper body bending backward with the action. She held the position for a brief moment before releasing a massive stream of fire from her mouth down toward the nearly overflowing hole. As soon as the flame met oil, the hole erupted in a brilliant blaze of light and fire. Jiraiya watched the flame burn with a bright smile on her face while her teammate and her summon shuffled over to her position.

"You think that killed her?" Jiraiya looked back at her teammate with an incredulous look plastered across her face.

"We both know that barely tickled that bitch. Let's just hope she decided to leave." The two shared a sigh. No matter how much they wanted to believe it, they knew that their former teammate was nowhere close to being finished with her antics. If anything, this was only the beginning of their troubles.

Their thoughts were proven true when the ground beneath them began to shake. Their summons stumbled underneath the uneven earth while Jiraiya and Tsunade shared another look. The same thought ran through their mind at the exact moment as they opened their mouth to yell.

"Move out of the way!" They both screamed to their summons. Unfortunately for their summons, their warning came a little too late. Before either of the animals could move away, the ground beneath them exploded outward as thousands of snakes spilled forth from the earth. Their presence filled with the air was a cacophony of hissing while the poured out onto the ground. They quickly surged toward the massive summons while the head of their leader peeked out from the hole.

"Not so clever, are we?" The former sannin laughed to herself while she watched the snakes crawl toward their target. Her ten thousand snake technique was something her teammates never dealt with. She was interested to see how they would overcome one of her finest attacks.

A soft buzz in the air reached her ears but she didn't pay it much attention. She was too focused on watching her teammates. Even when a strong gust struck her face, nearly throwing her off the ascending head of her summon, she didn't switch over her focus. This decision would come to bite her in the ass when small cuts began to appear on the edge of her skin.

"What in the…" The woman trailed off while staring at her now bleeding skin. The cuts began to grow in number and intensity, forcing the ninja to finally look away from her teammates. The look came a little too late as she was only able to gain a glimpse of something bright and blue before her vision was overcome by a bright light.

One moment, the sannin duo were stood atop of their respective summons, preparing to fend off the horde of snakes. In the next, a bright flash of light blinded them while a gale of wind swept them off of the summons. They heard two loud pops as they were carried through the air. Their flight ended with them amongst the tops of several trees. The branches of said tree managed to hold their weight for the briefest of moments before they disappeared into the leaves, descending toward the ground in a cacophony of curses, breaking branches and rustling leaves. They made their reappearance when they shot out of the bottom of the canopy of leaves onto the ground. They looked more than a little bit disheveled with scratches and bruises covering their skin and leaves sticking out from their hair.

"What just happened?" Tsunade asked while looking over to her teammate. Jiraiya offered her a shrug while pulling a branch out from her hair. She looked over to where they had just been fighting Orochimaru and saw that a massive crater was now in place. Her eyes narrowed at the sight of the crater before she looked over to where she last saw her student. The answer to her question became quite clear to her when she spotted the boy with his nearly destroyed hand stretched out toward a stunned Kabuto.

"Did you miss?" Jiraiya yelled over to her apprentice while scrambling up to her feet. There were very few things she knew her student had access to that would cause such destruction. One of those things she had helped him developed before making him promise to never use it against an opponent in fear of what it may do to them. The other she had warned him to use it only in the most desperate of situations due to how much of a shoddy shot he was with it and missing the attack would make him look like an idiot.

With that dumb grin on his face, he certainly looked like an idiot.

"I still need a bit of practice, sensei!" The blond yelled back, causing the woman to sigh.

"How I find you attractive, I do not know." She mumbled to herself while shaking her head. Her attraction was a mystery that she was sure that she would never learn of its roots.

She would sure as hell try, though.

Her train of thought was broken when the ground beneath Naruto blasted apart before a large white snake shot up into the air. In an instant, the snake wrapped itself several times around the blond before falling to the ground, bringing the with him. Jiraiya and Tsunade eyes shot open when the snake then proceeded to slither back into the hole, carrying a kicking and cursing Naruto with it. The sound of the boy's cursing faded away with each passing moment until it was completely silent, leaving Tsunade and Jiraiya staring at Kabuto.

"Ah…" She verbalize while staring at the two sannin. Her eyes cut down toward the hole her master undoubtedly created before returning to the two older women. A slight amount of sweat began to build upon her brow as the tension of the situation settled on her shoulders.

"I have to go." She rushed out before disappearing in a flurry of leaves and smoke, leaving the two sannin alone. They stood staring at the spot the young medic-nin once occupied before sharing a look once again. That look conveyed a single message between the two.

Orochimaru was going to die. They would make sure of that…

After they made sure Naruto was safe, of course.

AN: Well, this story is conditioning. First, let's lay out some ground rules. This will be a humor/action story. Do not take this story seriously. To put it in words, this will be the comedic cousin to Perfection. Certain elements of this story will seem ridiculous, and they're most likely meant to be that way. Simply enjoy it for what it is. Second, updates will be around this length if not a bit longer. Third, I will attempt to update as much as possible.

I hope you all enjoyed the chapter. Review or PM me with any questions, comments, concerns, etc. Have a good rest of the day!

P.S I know he learns the rasenshuriken later. I simply pushed the lesson forward.