Lincoln Loud, the middle child of the Loud family within the Loud House, a nice little abode within Royal Woods, Michigan. For Lincoln, he was just reading his Ace Savvy comic books in his underwear, like he would normally do on in his spare time. "Nothing like a typical, and nice day in the Loud house." he said to the audience. "reading comics naked in my underwear is a perfect way to relax and unwind.

He crossed his left leg over his right one while resting on the bed, sighing blissfully as the ceiling of his room. Then he started to feel uncomfortable in his room. He decided to go downstairs and read in the living room, on the sofa.

Downstairs, he saw that no one was on the couch, and promptly took the middle cushion, and continued reading his Ace Savvy comic book. He decided to turn on the TV for when he was done reading and wanting to know what was on the device. He got himself an ice cold root beer after he was done reading and turned the channel to reveal "Arghh!" one of his favorite TV shows of all time.

"Here I am!" sang a familiar voice from upstairs "Rock You like a Hurricane!" It was none other than Luna, the third oldest sister, and the rock/metal girl of the family. Lincoln really liked Luna, mostly because she is the nicest sister, and one of the closest ones to him, along with Leni, Lucy, and Lily. Lincoln was really thankful to have a sister like her. "Hey little bro." said she, walking in with a root beer of her own. "Reading comics in your under-trousers, Linc?"

"Morning, Luna. Yeah, you know how comfortable I am about reading my comics in my undergarments. Anyway, How's it happening?"

"Ah, you know, the usual. I dreamt about Mick Swagger accepting me as a member of the band." she sighed "If only that will happen."

"Who knows? it might happen sooner than you think? just keep playing and it might happen."

Luna smiled at her brother's sweetness. "Thanks bro." then she pulled her close to him. "you're the best."

He flustered slightly. "ah well, you know." just then, Lori came downstairs, in her pajamas, looking like she still needs to wake up more. She yawned, and then rudely scooted Lincoln away from his spot, accidentally bumping into Luna.

"Out of my way, twerp." she said.

"Seriously, Lori?"

She made a small laugh. "yeah. I am the oldest after all, and that means I can do just about anything I want." She placed her large feet on the table to unwind in her own way, then she pulled out her nail polish and started coloring them dark red with a small brush, like many girls would normally do.

Lincoln made a small growl of irritation and said to the audience "You know how some sisters can be, take Lori for example, she thinks because she is the oldest sister, then it would mean she can bully me and my other sisters." he rolled his eyes. "Well, at least I got a sister like Luna."

Then Leni, the kindest sister came downstairs, looking happy and ditsy as usual. She may not be the sharpest tool and the shed, but her siblings love her anyway because of her sweetness and kindness.

"Good morning." she said cheerfully. "Did you guys sleep alright?"

"Hmm-mm." Lincoln said

"Totally!" Luna added

"It... was alright, Leni." Lori replied.

"Well I had a nightmare about leg warmers and arm warmers!" she exclaimed. A cold shiver went down her spine. "I cannot even look at them, they are so 80's." then she made a look of disgust.

Then she sat next to Lincoln. "Well, I wonder what's on tv." Lincoln said, however, the remote was swatted away by Lori "Hey! I snagged it first Lori!" he complained

"Well I literally was born first, Lincoln." she replied rudely. Now Lincoln was becoming a little annoyed with this. Just then et he other sisters came downstairs, and made the couch a little overcrowded.

Just then, Luna grabbed the remote and said "I wanna watch Guns N' Roses live at the Roxy!"

"Let me have the remote!" Said Lola. "Me and Lana wanna watch Blarney the Dinosaur!"

Lana bidded her head abd she chanted "Blarney! Blarney! Blarney!"

"No. I want to watch Dracula's castle interior." Said Lucy. "I hear that it has a million coffins and legs says it has a portal to hell."

Lynn was the one who snagged the remote next. "I want to see the Detroit Lions kick the Arizona Cardinals' butts!"

Next was Luan. "I'm missing the Three Stooges marathon! All of them how Curly Howard as the funniest." Then she made the funny "nya nya nya nya" laugh that Curly woukd do, then did the finger hand slap bit like he did as well.

"Wrong! The calculus channel has a new 'most boring scientists' on this morning."

Finally, and lastly, Lincoln took the device and exclaimed "I alreadt called first dibs on the remote. "And I want to watch Arghh!"

"Well I am older than all of you." Lori argued. "And I want to watch Dream Boat!"

Lily the baby was trying to argue wth her, but since she is still an infant, she couldn't properly put the world into proper dialogue.

Lincoln, very determined to watch Arghh! On the TV, and he took the remote again "It's mine!" He shouted. Then the sisters angrily glared at him, then a fight broke out between them. It was nornal, however. For Lincoln, living in a house with ten other sisters is never easy, but he is pretty much okay with it

Besides, he and the sisters fight about many things once I'm a while, the TV remote, the last pizza slice, the best seat on the couch, pretty much a lot of things they would call dibs on. They no longer try go one-step eachother like in last months' garage sale, but they can still have a little competition once in a while.

"Haha! I got it!" Lincoln said triumphantly.

"No! I got it!" Said Lana, then the little quarreling over the remote continued. It wasn't really that bad, for this happened to them many and countless times before. Eventually, someone will get the remote soon. Then the remote flew in the air, on the soft floor, then Lincoln was the one who got it while the other sisters were fighting each other on the couch. When he bent down, there was a loud ripping sound, like a fabric was ripped open. He looped up and his cheeks were blushing a tomato red, with a shocked expression.

Just then his sisters stopped their fighting when they heard the ripping sound too. They looked and saw that Lincoln's underpants had been ripped from behind him while grabbing the remote. All of them began laughing so hard that tears were falling from their eyes as they were guffawing hysterically. "Lincoln ripped his undies!" Lynn roared. "HAHAHA! That is so funny!"

"Look at his butt!" Lola added. "And I thought I had the biggest butt out of all of you! haha!"

Lincoln was feeling a little angry now, and turned around to cover his backside, his cheeks becoming more red "Come on guys, it happens!" he protested. "It could happen to anyone!"

Luan stopped laughing when she said "You're right." with a change of demeanor she said "We got to get to the bottom of this!" then they all continued laughing once more. Even Lisa was laughing, and she didn't really care about hysterical emotions, unless if it was about Lincoln and Ronnie Anne being romantically together.

"Oh ha ha! Very funny." Lincoln said sarcastically. "You guys are so mean!"

"Ah come on, bro." said Luna with she and the other sisters stopping their laughter. "We're just playing with you." then she got up and wrapped her arm around her brother to calm him down.

"Really?"

"Sure, bro. But if I were you, I'd turn the other cheek!" then she and the other sisters began laughing once more.

"Oh forget it!" Said Lincoln, face-palming himself. He was feeling more enraged and embarrassed. "Why do I even have to put up with you guys?" he thought to himself, the he nodded his head in in a gesture telling himself that he was not amused at all. He was about to head upstairs, but when he got up on the third step, his foot accidentally slipped and twisted it. He groaned in pain

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" He exclaimed in mild agony. Then the other sisters stopped their laughing over his underpants being ripped, and looked over the couch with concern

"What's wrong Lincoln?" Asked Luna, almost sounded like she was panicking. She and the other sisters rushed to his aid to see what happened.

"It's nothing." Lincoln said. "I just twisted my ankle and-"

"Aww, poor Lincoln." They all said in unison and sympathy.

Lincoln knew what this meant. His sisters would meddle in his business again, and try to make him better jut because of a minor injury.

"Oh here we go again." He muttered under his breath.

Then he was carried by all his sisters and put into bed as if he was taken to the emergency room in the hospital. "Here, here's a bag of ice to help you." Said Luna

"And let Luna kiss your ankle better." Said Leni. She was holding Lily, obviously wanting to help Lincoln's "boo boo, puckering her lips just wanting to put her "magical kiss" on that sprained ankle.

Breaking the fourth wall again, Lincon said "well, here comes this little... medical solution my sisters woukd do for me when this happens. I know they all love me, and just want to help me, but come on, this is ridiculous!" He laid his head on the pillow. "Well, at least things can't get worse."

"Clear!" Said Lida, running in his room with a CPR machine, just ready to shock him silly.

"Oh hell no." Lincoln thought.

cut to outside the Loud house and Lincoln is yelling in More pain from Lisa's little CPR routine.

later I'm the day, Lincoln desperately needed to pee. It was like that old saying: "when you gotta go, you gotta go."

He gotten out of bed, and was about to hit the bathroom, but then the door opened and it revealed to be his sisters and his dad, looking angry at him. "What?" He said

"Lincoln," said Lynn Sr. "Did you clog the toilet again?"

"What? It's clogged again."

"That's what i said." His father answered.

"Wait, it wasn't me. I was in my bedroom this whole time reading comic books."

His father anf the other sisters didn't believe him of course. "Yeah right, he's literally lying." Loru said.

"No. I'm not!" Protested Lincoln. "I might have done it a few times before but i didn't do it this time."

"Lies!" Said Lola

"Look, if your sisters said it, it must be true." Said Lynn Sr. "Well Lincoln, you're grounded for the day."

"But dad-"

"No buts! You're grounded." His sisters, except Luna agreed with him, snd they angrilly went out of the room."

Lincoln was quite peeved by this. He was mad at his sisters for accusing him of clogging the toilet again. However, he noticed that Luna was the only one that believed him, because she had that sympathetic look on her face. Was she on his side on this one? He didn't know for sure, because he didn't really have a chance to talk to her.

He looked at Bun Bun and asked his stuffed animal "do think they really love me?" He made the rabbit squeak in reply. "Oh who am I kidding?"

Later that Night

Lincoln was a little irritated by what happened earlier. The pain in his sprained ankle was already going away, but all of that so-called helping was really helpful at all .

"Well, I might be sore in the morning from what just happened." He felt a small electrical shock running through him, making him do a twitch. It was almost as like he was finished going through an electrical fence with fifty-thousand volts of electrical energy.

Nonetheless, he was tired and it was just about bedtime at Loud house. He was in his pajamas, and he tucked himself in. The ice that Luna gave to him already melted, and he already put the bag into the trash in the kitchen. Lincoln was a little peeved about what happened earlier today, being fought over the remote, and his sisters meddling because of their sisterly instincts. He hadn't forgotten about the time they meddled in their bullying advice even though they were right abut Ronnie Anne picking on him because she was in love with him.

He let a breath out "Who am I kidding?" he said "I just need a goodnight sleep." He looked at his stuffed animal that he was still attached to all these years, Bun Bun. He pulled the stuffed rabbit close to him. "Goodnight, Bun Bun." and then he was fast asleep.

Lincoln's Nightmare

Lincoln was struggling and grunting in his bed. He was having horrible visions about how his sisters would bully him and blame him for a lot of things. It was making him believe how worthless he was in the family. He saw his sisters heads floating around him, in demon form with blood red skin. It was so much for Lincoln to handle

He woke up, sweating down to his feet, panting. He looked around and saw that everything in his room was just the same as before, and Bun Bun was still by his side. Turns out, it was still the middle of the night, and he thought to himself "Nah, I am not worthless, my sisters love me. It was all just a nightmare." he looked at the viewers and made his meta reference again by saying "Anything illogical can happen in dreams, since that is the only time illogical stuff happens." then he was thinking again "Does it?" Ultimately, Lincoln decided to brush it off, and decided to get back to sleep, with a more peaceful dream

Before he could go into a peaceful dreamland, he was suddenly interrupted by his door knocking. He groaned in irritation, probably his sisters trying to "Make it all better for him again, like yesterday with his twisted ankle. When the door flew open, however, it was entirely different than what would usually happen. Instead of his sisters looking worrisome, they had a rather stern look on their faces, including Luna, Leni, and Lily. He didn't really know what to think of this. Lincoln didn't know whether to be scared or confused, or both.

"Ummm, what's wrong, guys?" he asked

"Come downstairs with us, Lincoln." said Lori

"What for?"

"Just come with us." said Lucy, in a little more stern voice than her deadpan Gothic tone. That wasn't like Lucy at all, and that was when Lincoln had the feeling that something was a little... wrong here.

Nonetheless, by the looks of their stern faces, he slowly got out of bed, slowly walking with his sisters, leaving his stuffed rabbit on his bed. some butterflies were forming in his stomach, like the fact he might throw up his own blood maybe.

They all stopped in the living room and Lincoln's sisters stood in front of the TV. "Have a seat, dude." Luna said

Then Lincoln sat on the couch like the rocker sister instructed him to, and waited for something to happen. "OKay, so... what's this about?" he asked

All their stern looks did not go away, but Lynn was the first to speak by saying "We've been talking about you, Lincoln."

"About what?" he asked

Then Leni stepped up by saying "You're worthless and not wanted here anymore.

What she said made Lincoln's heart drop to his feet and was starting to break into a million tiny pieces. "What?" he said "But- but- you guys are my sisters, and i'm your brother."

"No! you're a mistake to us!" said Lola. Then she, and the other sisters eyes turned from normal to a glowing blood red with their pupils and irises dissapearing, and everything was turning into a red mist around them. Lincoln was becoming more scared

"We wonder why mom would even give birth to a brother. A sister as a middle child would be nice." Lana added.

"Do- do you even know what you're saying?"

"Of course we do, Lincoln." Luna replied. "You're not welcomed into the Loud family anymore, so that means you can't stay here."

Lily babbled an angry sentence in baby talk.

"Yes, I'm afraid, it's time for you to go, Lincoln. To a place where all unwanted brothers go." Lisa explained.

Luan then said "But don't worry, this isn't so much of a killing joke. Hahaha. Get it? But seriously, you need to leave

"But- This is my home, and I thought you guys love me?"

"Love you?" said Lynn. "Ha! You are not even as gifted as us."

"We just love to hate you, Lincoln." Luan added

Then a large hold opened under the couch and it revealed to be Hell right under Lincoln. the boiling lava, and the geysers of fire erupting, with the sound of souls being hurt and tormented for all eternity. Lincoln held on to the ledge, but couldn't hold on. "Guys! Help me! I don't want to go down there! anywhere but there!"

All his sisters didn't want to here another word from here.

"Goodbye, Lincoln." they all said in unison, and in a zombie monotone.

"No! No! Guys!" then Lori pushed his hand off the ledge, making him fall towards the depths of hell, screaming "NOOOOOO!"

End of Lincoln's Nightmare

He awoke with a fright, hyperventilating heavily. He looked around and saw he was back in his room, this time it wasn't a dream or a nightmare. He thought of what happened, and he began to shed tears in his eyes, and sobbed quietly in his pillow.

While weeping, he said "It's all true. They hate me."

The Next Morning

Crucify the Dead by Slash Feat. Ozzy Osbourne plays

Lincoln was in his normal clothes and was packing his belonging. He really began to believe he doesn't belong here. He had all his comics, Bun Bun, his iPod, computer, toys, action figures, posters, everything in a suitcase. He looked at his family picture with him and his sisters, and he angrily threw it out the window, with a sound of glass breaking from outside.

He meta-referenced by saying "What good am I here? no one in the family loves me. My sisters use me and only say that so they can use me even more." he sighed and had a few tears streaming down his face "Well, at least Clyde is still like a family to me. I know what must be done."

He opened the door slowly, and saw Charles the dog, Cliff the cat, Walter the canary, and Geo the hamster in his little mobile bubble. Lincoln smiled at them and bent down. "Hey, guys." he said. The animals were happy to see him as they would normally be. "I'll miss you guys, don't worry."

All of the pets were confused and didn't know what he meant.

"Well, I guess this is goodbye." then he went downstairs and he saw his sisters watching TV, and fighting over the remote. He thought that maybe it was a good idea for that to happen because they might meddle again. Lincoln tip-toed down the flight of stairs with his suitcase, and was about to make it to the door.

Still fighting, Leni was the one who noticed Lincoln about to leave. "Where are you going Lincoln?" she asked. Just like that, all the other sisters stopped fighting and noticed him as well

Lincoln cursed at himself and muttered "So close"

All the sisters gathered around him, looking worried about why he had a suitcase with him. "Yeah, and why do you have a suitcase, Lincoln?" Luna asked him. They all asked him why, but it was so hard for Lincoln to understand, because they were all talking more than once.

The brother sighed and replied "I'm leaving, and done with all of you."

All the sisters were confused "What do you mean you're literally done with us?" asked Lori

"I mean, I have had it with you guys. I'm going to speak my mind, and in the mean time, you shut the fuck up and listen." his sisters were shocked to hear him say these kind of things and the way he cursed. He cleared his throat and began "You all say you love me, but all of you just say that so I can be used by you, and be bullied by you. Not only that, but you blame me for a lot of things I don't do, like if the toilet is clogged you would blame me for it. I thought you guys actually cared about me, but it turns out I am a mistake to the family. And you Luna, Leni, Lily, and Lucy, I thought you guys loved me the most." then he turned his back on them "But I guess not" he concluded

the sisters felt like their hearts breaking. They all had a feeling of sadness, guilt, and distress, and not to mention confusion mixed up in them. "Lincoln." Luna said "Of course we love you. You are one of the greatest things that ever happen to me."

"And me." said Luan. Then the other older siblings said the same as she did

"Bullshit, okay? bullshit."

"Lincoln, come on-"

"Don't you touch me!" Lincoln shouted, forcing Lynn's hand away from his shoulder in an aggressive voice. "I don't want to hear any more of your lies." he felt like crying again.

"Bro, we felt bad about yesterday." Said Luna. "I kind of thought that you clogged the toilet, but it turns out yoy were telling the truth."

"Oh now you believe me about yesterday?" He asked angrily. "Why the hell should I put up with you guys?"

The others didn't quite know what to think of this. "Look, Lincoln, we're literally sorry about accusing you yesterday and-"

"It's too late for sorry, Lori. You guys make my life a living hell by bullying me, and pushing me around, and yoy Lori and Lola, you guys are the worst of all! Well no more!" His sisters were becoming more hurt.

"Come now, Lincoln," said Lisa. "You're clearly talking nonsense like an ignaramus."

Lincoln turned his eyes at her. "Oh am i, Lisa? I thought that nonsense is what yoy are? The things you say are complete and utter nonsense like no one understands what you're saying!"

"Lincoln, I think you need a kiss from your baby sister Lily." Leni suggested.

"No I don't"

"Sure you do." said Leni

"Linky!" Lily said, really wanting to kiss Lincoln on his forehead. However, before her lips could touch him, Lincoln pushed her big head away, making everyone gasp, and herself shocked and hurt

"Keep your putrid lips away from me." he threatened the baby.

"Lincoln!" Lucy said "That wasn't very nice."

He sighed "Look, all I am saying, is that I don't belong here, and I gotta move on. Besides, take the meddling yesterday for example. It was just a twisted ankle, I didn't need all that medical help, especially from YOU, Lisa." he pointed his finger at her. "I can't imagine how Albert Einstein would be ashamed of you."

Lisa gasped and felt like crying as well, and she didn't really care about human emotions.

"Look, the point is, I'm moving in with Clyde and his dads, and I had it with you all, and... I'm done with you all. I'll just remember you all as neighbors, nothing more. I'm done with you."

All of the sisters had tears in their eyes. Before Lincoln could exit, he gave a last refrain by saying "look, if mom and dad come back from work today, tell them I just left you guys, not them or the animals."

"But Lincoln, please! you are acting stupid and-" Lola felt herself punched in the face by Lincoln's mighty fist, and she fell to the floor. Now they were even more shocked. Normally, Lola would kill him for that, but she was too sad to even think of anything. Lincoln sighed, and he gave one final sigh and said "Au revoir." and then, he was gone.

Just like that, all of the sisters were crying their eyes out. Their one and only brother just disowned them and walked out the door away from them. How will they live without him? what can they do for him to come back? This was indeed the worst day ever for all of them.

"We just made our brother disown us!" Said Lisa.

"What is wrong with us?" Luna said. She was the one who took it the worse out of the others.