"Please Sebastian, if you like me even a little bit, please just promise me you won't say or do anything... Inappropriate." Kurt pleaded, keeping his gaze on the road in front of him.

"Inappropriate? Me?"

"Sebastian, please..."

"Okay." The taller male held his hands up in surrender. "Okay, I'll behave myself I promise."

Kurt let out a sigh of relief "Thank you."

"Just so I'm sure, because I wouldn't want there to be any uncertainty later. Does this count as inappropriate?" Sebastian asked with a smirk as he reached his left hand over towards his boyfriend and groped his jean covered crotch.

"Sebastian!" Kurt half yelled, half moaned as the unexpected touch caused his arms to jolt and the car to swerve onto the wrong side of the road for a few seconds. Luckily there was no oncoming traffic. "Are you trying to get us killed? Although, if you're going to be acting like this for the entire weekend, maybe it would be better if we die now in a car crash, rather than later at the hands of my dad."

"Relax Babe, I told you I'll be good." Sebastian chuckled quietly. "So I guess that groping you in front of your Dad would be considered inappropriate?"

"You guess right." The shorter male shook his head and returned his full attention to the road.

The couple remained quiet for a few minutes, before Sebastian spoke up again. "What sort of things do you think your Dad is going to ask me?"

"I don't know." He shrugged. "Just normal questions that most people wouldn't cause a problem with, but I'm sure you'll find a ridiculous response for anything you're asked."

"I'm actually hurt by how little faith you have in me." The green eyed male held his hand over his chest.

"Fine. He might ask something like 'What do you like to do in your spare time?'" Kurt offered.

"And I assume 'fucking your son' wouldn't be considered an appropriate answer?"

"Kill me now."