Author's Notes- Originally, I was gonna write a small skit with old men where their skeletons can be seen, and have them react to this chapter release, but I decided not to. Anyways, hello everybody It's been too long! This story isn't dead yet! HOHOHO! Sorry about the long drag, I had originally intended to release this ages ago, but I had stuff to do(If a Fanfiction author says this, it means they spent their whole time reading or playing games. Of course I am an exception because I would never lie in my whole life, as I am a devout Chrissttan). Before I go on, let me enlighten you about a certain thing. I have edited the first and second chapters of this fiction, and have added more jokes and information, more so the first chapter and the Illya scene from chapter two. I say I edited them, but there's probably going to be like 100 times more grammacal and spealing mistackes than before. So you should reread those if you want, it would certainly inform you more of this Shirou's character other than what you see in the gags. No onto what I've been up to… FGO wise. As people would know, if they read the author's note in the last chapter, they would know that I whaled(Spent money until they got what they wanted) for Mysterious Heroine X Alter in the Fate/Grand Order gacha. A few days after the chapter was released, I rolled 60 quartz. The first thirty roll was a dirty Helena roll, but the next actually saved me from depression. The last roll I did got me Artoria Alter, and the waifu MHXA. I have faithfully leveled her up and is max level, with almost maxed skills. The next rolls I did were the Okita gachas, and I got her on my second 30SQ roll, and that was absolutely fantastic. Now, ima just waiting for the next Jeannu rate up, screw the Sakuras. But that loli Sakura looked pretty good though, not rolling for her but she gets my acknowledgement. I haven't played the Fate/Extra series to know enough about BB and etcetera, but meh I'll figure it out one day(By that I mean browse the Type-Moon wikia if I'm bored, or if Fate/Last Encore includes her, I'm not a very valid source for anything Fate/Extra related). Also, the anime industry needs more music anime! Most of them are sh**. Your Lie in April and White Album 2 are the only ones I acknowledge. Anyways, that's enough of my ramblings, you can continue now.

"Hey" = Speech

'Hello' = Thoughts

Howdy = Incantation

""GOOD DAY"" = Everyone's Speech

*Ahem* = Sound Effect

Disclaimer- I do not own the Fate or DXD series.

Chapter 3 - How to stage a Coup

"Ummm X-chan? Why are we in the bushes?"

"Why else? We're stealthily infiltrating the enemy base."

"Yeah I can see that we're infiltrating the base, but I don't think we're 'stealthily' infiltrating the base."

"Why is that?"

"Well for starters the spaceship is kinda giving away our position."

As Merlin finished his sentence a patrolling guard in full armor walked past, "Why the heck is there a spaceshi-GWAA!"

The patrolling guard was knocked out by X-chan as she jumped out of the bush and kicked him. She dragged him back into the bush and piled him atop the other three guards, then proceeded to gesture her hands into a jutsu, "No witnesses!"

Merlin stood up from the bush and deadpanned, "I still can't believe how you flew straight into the castle gardens unnoticed."

Assassin smugly puffed her chest, "My riding skill is EX."

Merlin sweatdropped, "Why out of all people do you have EX riding," Merlin grabs a phone from nowhere and loads up the Grand Order Wikia and shows the page about the riding skill, "How do you even have your riding skill so high! You surpass Martha-chan, Iskander-kun, and Medusa-chan in riding, and they're all in rider class!"

She pointed her sword up as she declared, "Because Nasu!"

He facepalmed, "Of course it's Nasu…"

"Is that a spa-GACK!"

"NO WITNESSES!"

Merlin sighed as he pointed at the pile of knocked out guards, "X-chan, this is the fifth patrol guard, the command room is going to get suspicious."

X-chan nodded in understanding, then went into deep thought before snapping her finger as she thought of an idea, "Merlin use your magecraft."

Merlin tilted his head, "Ehhh? I don't follow."

She pointed at the pile of guards, "Hypnotise them to escort us to the meeting room!"

Everything changed to chibi artwork as Merlin patted X-chan on the back with a bliss expression, "Ohhhh tensai-desu ka! That's our once and future King for us!"

X-chan puffed her chest up as she laughed, "Hohoho deshou deshou!"

He walked through the silver hallways of Camelot, two pairs of Knights escorting him from the front and behind. As he walked, passing guards saluted and working servants bowed showing their utmost respect to the heir of the Pendragon house. Yes, he was Arthur Pendragon, not the real deal but his descendant named after him. Camelot had taken several years to rebuild, it's magical walls and it's sky soaring towers. Even with progressing technology it had taken awhile, however it was all worth it.

Arthur had finally reached his destination, the room where the Round Table once met to discuss. The Knights guarding the door opened it and crossed one arm over their chest as Arthur walked through to see ten idiotic modern aristocrats laughing while having wine. Arthur waited impatiently to be noticed and welcomed properly to the meeting, and after a few minutes one had finally noticed his presence and welcomed him, "Welcome your highness, I see you have decided to turn up."

Arthur had a sour taste in his mouth as he remembered all the bitter and imbecilic meetings he endured, "Well the subject at hand is a bitter one, so attendance is absolute."

One of the Nobles cleared his chest as he spoke up, "Ahem now that the subject is mentioned, what is it we're so concerned about?" Arthur had to refrain a twitch in his eye as he held back his frustration.

A red haired man stood up and explained, "Sir Montgomery, you are expected to have comfortable understanding of the subject beforehand."

The man in question rubbed his head sheepishly, "Right right right," he cleared his throat and continued, "So what is this conference about? I'd like to get this over with as soon as possible."

Arthur restrained a scowl as he took his seat on the head seat, "To make things brief, the Hero Faction has demanded we join them."

A wave of gasps erupted throughout the room, showing that everyone except Arthur and the redhead did not brief themselves, and before Arthur could sigh a member of the Table spoke up in outrage, "How dare they! We are a decades older than them, how arrogant of them to assume we could be beaten!"

Stomps of approval vibrated through the room as they encouraged the speaker. The red haired man cleared his throat for silence which he got after Arthur slammed his fist on the table, "That should be the case Sir Patrick, but the name "Hero Faction," couldn't of been more suiting."

Montgomery spoke up, "So Sir Tristan, your point is?" Everyone nodded as they waited for the information.

The redhead named Tristan calmly stated, "They have the descendants of Epic Heroes within their ranks. Surely Achilles, Heracles, and Cao Cao sound familiar do they?" Gasps throughout the room once again erupt as they shouted their disapproval to another. He held back his displeasure as he reminded them, "Mind you that, you are within the presence of our King, show respect."

A noble by the name of Maverick waved him off, "Yes yes, we're sorry." He gestured his hand toward Tristain, "If this faction is in control of the descendants of epic heroes, then what do you suggest our course of action is?"

Another noble nodded as he stated, "Our army matches up to 2500 troops, all equipped with rune engraved weapons. Do you think we stand a chance?"

Montgomery scoffed, "Surely you jest Sir Harry, they have an army of men whose ancestors surpassed fate herself."

Patrick pressed on, "But we are the descendants of the great Camelot of old, we have Sir Tristan and his Highness Arthur. If my memory serves me correct, Sir Tristan has recently regained the secret technique of his ancestor? If we combine that technique with his Majesty's Caliburn, then surely we could take out their armies?" Arthur hid his scowl, as he cursed him under his breath for dismissing his sister.

Tristan used this opportunity to speak up, "Our informants have brought back information about their strength, and it seems like almost every member within the Hero Faction has a Sacred Gear."

Maverick inquired on, "Surely they mustn't have something that trumps even Caliburn?"

Tristan grimaced, "The leader of the Hero Faction has the true Longinus, the spear that pierced the incarnate of the Christian God, Jesus."

Once again gasps erupt through the room as the room is deathly silent. Arthur himself held no delusions that his sword could blast through that type of sacred gear. Through a moment of the silence Montgomery cleared his throat, "Well, unless anyone here has any death wishes our only bet is to join."

A desperate noble of the name Harry stood up, "Wait wait wait! Surely there must be something we can do? Our faction has remained independent since the reign of Uther Pendragon!"

Tristan sighed, "That is why we were called for an audience, to discuss our plans for this scenario."

Patrick also sighed as he collapsed on his chair, "As much as I'd like to fight to the last breath, we won't even stand a chance. Surrendering is the only option."

As the table squabbled Arthur went into deep thought, 'Only when their lives are in danger do they take the meeting seriously, all the other meetings were upheld to prepare for this very moment, but of course they wouldn't listen as their arrogance clouded their judgement hiding behind our forces.' He sighed as he stared at his golden sword of legends leaning against his chair, 'I wonder what he would do…'

Arthur's musings came to a stop when her heard the clanking of metal outside the door, and suddenly the doors broke open and a girl with extremely revealing clothing broke in through the door disrupting the flow of conversation. She spoke up as she pointed her sword up and down, "THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER! GIMME THE MONEY AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"

A white haired man in wizard clothing then appeared behind her waving around a british flag as he screamed, "Yeah go get em boss!" And behind him were the knights guarding the whole perimeter also waving around a flag.

The whole table just sat there flabbergasted at the scene presenting. She kinda just poses there as she waits for any kind of movement from the party, but after a minute she kinda justs stops and whispers into her companion's ear, "They're not surrendering what do we do?"

He stops waving around his flag as he bends down to her height as he visibly panicked, "I don't know this wasn't a part of the plan!"

She sighed and made a x shape with her arms, "Ok, the mission's a bust guys, back up and try plan two now."

The guards saluted, arms across their chest, "YES YOUR HIGHNESS!" Then proceeded to leave the room in a orderly fashion.

As the group left the room the girl said her final comment as she laughed, "Haha I feel like Lelouch!"

Merlin questioned, "But I'm the one doing the hypnotism?"

"Shut up let me have my God complex moment."

As the door closed behind them the modern round table snapped out of their confusion and most of them screamed in outrage, Montgomery stood up as she stomped the table with his hands, "How did they get into the castle! This is unacceptable!"

"Why are the guards obeying their every order! I'll see to it they get punished!"

"Why is a little girl here! The guards should be ashamed for losing!"

"Preach it Sir Patrick!"

Meanwhile the door seemed to be hanging on it's hinges for dear life, "Merlin he just called me a little girl!"

"He just called you a little girl."

"Let me at em! Hold me back, hold me back!"

"Boys hold her back!"

"YES YOUR HIGHNESS!"

"Aha you're right X-chan, I do feel like Lelouch."

"Ahaha Deshou!"

And inside the room, "Milord Arthur and Sir Tristan! Please teach these clowns a lesson they'll never forget!"

"His Highness is among the strongest humans around! He should wipe the floor with them!"

Tristan sighed, "Surely you jest my friends? Burdening the King with ants? Shouldn't all of the Lords be rather adept in combat?"

"It would be quicker if his Highness did it, we should get back to this meeting immediately!"

Arthur sighed under his breath as he stood up and grasped his sword Caliburn and proceeded to walk silently towards the door. He unsheathed the sword and massive amounts of holy energy surfaced. And with that, the signal came to, as the door crashed open and a wave of water flood the floor and pillars of fire erupted all around the sides of the room and lightning coursed through the water without doing any harm towards the observers. The guards walked in as they surrounded the table with their spears reaching the skies. Arthur exerted his authority at them, "Cease this nonsense immediately! We are discussing the future of Camelot! We mustn't waste time with idiotic theatrics!" The wind around his blade started to stir as it's pressure intensified.

After a few seconds of silence, the girl accompanied by the wizard walked in with their crushing aura that demanded respect, "Very well then we shall skip the pleasantries and introduce ourselves with haste." She extended her hand as a burst of energy erupted and formed a golden sword that's very presence sent the vibe of victory throughout the room, "With this sword is my proof of my existence, along with all the lives here in this room, and the very castle we stand upon now." She stabbed the sword into the ground as holy energy flooded the room to an almost suffocating degree, "I am the King of Knights, the King of Britannia, and leader of the Round table. I now ask-" She paused as she suddenly caught eyesight with the sword in Arthur's hand, and the crushing presence of the King stopped altogether as she gushed to her partner, "Hey Merlin is that Caliburn?"

Merlin also halted his natural aura as he squinted his eyes at the sword only to widen his eyes, "That is indeed your sword X-chan!"

She laughed as she pointed at it, "How is it even still in one peace! It broke when I *ahem* decided to play dirty for once."

"I don't know but it seems in this world it never broke!"

"Hoho that's great! I can use it like Avalon now!"

"Ahh that's right, Assassin class doesn't give you Avalon!"

"Merlin do I have to remind you again!"

"About what?"

"I'M A BLOODY SABER CLASS!"

"Oh right, haha…I'm sorry your Highness please don't beat me up."

Arthur, using this chance to assume his authority, slammed his sword into the ground, "How dare you pose as King Arthur! He has been long deceased! King Arthur is no girl as well! You may be powerful enough to be called King Arthur, but surely you're not, as everyone knows he no longer remains with the living and is not a girl!"

X-chan sighed as she grumbled, "Merlin we have a doubting Thomas."

"Yes indeed we do X-chan."

"Is it because I'm a girl?"

"That's probably why Your Highness."

"Would Prototype me suffice?"

"Most likely Your Highness."

"Just because Fate/Grand Order recently released him, doesn't mean he should get a boost in popularity."

"Are you still salty about your alter?"

"...Maybe…"

"Of course you are."

X-chan cleared her throat as she turned her gaze to Arthur, "Very well, it only makes sense that you are sceptical, so I propose a bet."

Arthur raised an eyebrow, "A bet you say? It depends what we will be wagering upon."

She smirked as if she already won, "You have stabbed your sword into the ground have you not? I now ask of you the take it out."

Arthur looked at her in confusion, "What makes you think I can't pull it out?"

She kept her smug smile as she pointed at herself, "Caliburn is in the presence of the true King of Knights, so it is only natural that I can be the only one to pull it out."

Arthur had a cold sweat trail down his back as he found himself without the ability to tell if she was jesting or telling the truth, and swallowed saliva building up in his mouth, "What If I am unable to pull it out?"

She frowned, "Surely I mustn't explain it, 'The one who pulls the sword from the stone is the true King of Britain.' Don't you remember how I became King?"

Arthur stood in silence as more cold sweat formed around his body. Inhaling and exhaling, he commented with a hint in humor, "This is one bloody hell of a wager, all or nothing."

She smirked again as she gestured to the sword, "What is the matter oh King of Britain? Getting cold feet? Not that it matters either way, now that the sword in engraved in the floor my victory is assured."

Arthur knew she was right, he didn't even know why he could even process the concept of defeat in this scenario. But for some reason he could believe that the little girl in front of him was indeed the King of Knights, "Very well, I will show you that you are no King Arthur." He looked down at Caliburn in anticipation, and inhaled deeply as he gripped the handle. He looked up to see the girl smirking with a smug face like she already won, and steeled himself as he tensed his arms to pull the sword out. Shock entered his face as Caliburn refused to budge. He exerted even more force to meet the same result. He tried again and again with increasing force, enough so to crack the floor beneath him. Finally he stopped as he panted in exhaustion to see the shocked faces of his Round Table.

X-chan smirked as she made her way to the sword and proceeded to pull it out, "Ok as my first matter of business, I deman- Ara?" She then put more force into pulling out the blade, "Ok this is weird, let me just hmph!"

Merlin asked in confusion, "Umm X-chan, you do know how to pull out a sword right?"

"Just give me a bit Merlin, HMPH!" She panted for a bit before continuing to pull the sword.

Arthur and the rest of the round table broke out in laughter as they watched her try pull out the sword, Sir Patrick held his insides as he screamed, "I can't believe we thought that this little girl was King Arthur!"

Sir Henry slammed the table multiple times, "How stupid of us to assume a little girl could be King Arthur!"

X-chan ignored the bellowing in the background as she stopped pulling and crouched to get a closer look at the blade, "Look, are you still angry I broke the rule of Chivalry?" The sword somehow stretched to do a nod as X-chan sighed, "Look Caliburn, I'm sorry. I've said it before but you're too stubborn. It's been centuries since then, let's just let bygones be bygones hmm?" The sword stood silent for a bit before nodding, and with that approval she pulled the sword out and a massive pressure of Holy Aura erupted into the room as X-chan let out a triumphant smirk, "Guess who's King now?"

"Gil-kun, I can see why you could rule the Kingdom so efficiently now."

"Hmm, why is that Lancer-san?"

"Well for starters you've enslaved every guard we've come across with your chains." What Lancer said was indeed truth, as behind them were two hundred guards walking with them chained with Enkidu.

"Well I'm just teaching them who the real King is Lancer-san."

"Anyways, how are we going to rule this Faction?"

"Well we kill all the leaders and take control, that's what a coup is right?"

"Well I guess we can do that, I mean I doubt anyone could break out of these chains."

"More importantly, what happened to my gold engraved walls and floors! I paid nothing for those to be done!"

"Did you just say you paid nothing?"

"I ruled the world, of course I don't have to pay anything."

"I feel so sorry for your era."

"What was that?"

"Nothing Your Highness!"

"Anyways, the Writer-san is going to cut out now."

"What why! X-chan got so much page time!"

"Because the Babylon faction isn't even canon, it's not even supposed to exist, Babylon should be a dead faction anyways because of the God of the Bible."

"Surely he can make OCs right?"

"He can but that would take page time away from us."

"You mean he can't be bothered?"

"Look it's easier this way."

"It that why you're just going to kill everyone?"

"Yep."

"Ok cool then."

Solomon smiled as he took a sip from the tea he stole, "So how's life Yasaka-sama?"

The blonde fox women replied cautiously, "It's going fine whoever you are."

"That's good that's good."

"Solo-san!"

"Hmm what is it Jeanne? I'm in a civil conversation here?"

"Can't we do something more peaceful please! I don't wanna hurt these poor youkai for a mere talk!"

"Look, just hold them back for another half hour while I negotiate with Yasaka-sama here."

"Solo-san!"

"Do you want that swimsuit Jeanne or what?"

"AMO! FINE!"

Solomon and Jeanne were right now inside the throne room of the leader of the Youkai faction, as Solomon was sitting on a mat across from Yasaka the leader of the Youkai Faction, while Jeanne was combating the imperial guards buying time Solomon to persuade Yasaka into handing over everything they own, piece of cake. Actually, just ignore Jeanne, she's fighting in the background because as a natural law she has to have the smallest page time.

"So, Solo-san was it?" The fox woman asked as she took a sip of tea.

Solomon smiled, "Formally, it's Solomon, but you can call me Solo-chan."

She narrowed her eyes, "So, what business do you have with me? You two are very powerful, more so you. Although my whole Faction combined could most likely defeat you, you have gained my curiosity."

Solomon spread his arms out wide, "Me and my buddies are planning to make a United Factions group."

Yasaka smirked, "Hmmm, and I guess you're asking us to join?"

"Precicely."

She raised an eyebrow, "What are the perks and demerits of joining?"

Merlin noted her interest as he continued, "Starting off with demerits, the leaders lose their high position to number two."

Yasaka frowned at him, "That indeed is an outrageous claim, surely you mustn't believe that anyone agree to your terms?"

Merlin smirked, "If they didn't we would do it by force, we already have the Camelot and Uruk faction on our side, and soon to be Hero Faction as well."

A cold sweat trailed down the stunning face of Yasaka, as she had experience in telling truth from false, "So you are saying my Faction is in check?"

Solomon chuckled, "More like checkmate." He continued, "If you join our United Factions, you will be protected by the finest warriors of the land, you will be the beginnings of peace towards the moonlit world, and you will gain resources beyond that of what you possess now."

She nodded as she finally got what he was insinuating, "So basically, we become puppets that still control what we can do."

Solomon nodded with a jolly smile, "Yes yes that is correct, the only thing we will demand is that our votes in the upcoming moonlit congress be all the same, production on research or mystic codes, and participation on certain events."

She sat in silence as she contemplated about his offer, "Based on the connotations in your words, I can assume we will be treated fairly and justly? Then my last question shall be this, what do you seek amongst all this?"

She took a sip of her tea as Solomon hummed in thought as he thought through his words, "Well, one of us wants to take over Mars."

"PFFFF!" Yasaka instantly spat out her tea as she looked at Solomon with a gaze often reserved for the insanity.

Solomon nodded in approval at her reaction, "Yeah that's what I thought as well, I was thinking, 'Man what a twat he is,' and then-" A small cluster of plasma broke through the ceiling and exploded mere meters from Solomon enough for him to feel the blast of impact. Solomon laughed as a small cold sweat trail down his forehead, "I mean man he's such a swell guy hahaha… I remember when he gave me a pencil!"

Meanwhile Yasaka was sitting there in shock about how an attack could hit them like that, their perimeter was tighter than a… never mind actually, if Solomon and his friend could break in without notice then probably his others friends could as well. "Eto, Solo-san, what was that?"

Solomon scolded himself mentally as he facepalmed, "Oh right, these things aren't normal to you people."

She deadpanned, "They're aren't normal in the first place."

Solomon cleared his throat as he began to speak, "That was my friend in question's Noble Phantasm."

Yasaka tilted her head cutely, "What is a Noble Phantasm?"

Solomon clasped his hands as he pointed at her, "Good question you pathetic- Wow my habits are coming back, I mean good question you fantastic temporary student! A Noble Phantasm is the crystallization of a Heroic Spirit!"

"What's a Heroic Spirit?"

"Well my good fox women, a Heroic Spirit is a person who had done such a famous deed that they surpassed the reincarnation phase and transcended to the Throne of Heroes, a heaven 100 times better than Val...hal...la…"

FLASHBACK

"Hey Musa-chan can you pass me a dango?"

The white haired Saber froze with a dango inches away from her mouth, as her jolly and blissful expression strained. A black haired demon emperor smirked as she nicked a dango from Musashi's plate and gave it to Solomon, "There you go Solo-chan!"

"Thanks Nobu-Nobu!" He then proceeded to take a bite, however felt a stinging pain in his arm as his dango dropped to the ground.

He turned to the source of killing intent and saw Musashi with her bloodied sword drawn, "Who gave you permission to eat my dango?"

" ! #^ *$^ *$!"

Berserker-kun is happy to finally find batteries for Illya-chan.

"Ohhhh Heracles! Are those my batteries you have in your-AHHHHH!"

Solomon sat in the study, but realised he forgot a pencil, "Hey Gilgamesh can I borrow a-AHHHHH!"

"Gold is the best! ORAORAORAORA!"

"Look Kintoki-kun I don't think Gold is the best colou-AHHHHHH!"

"AHAHAHA!" Angra Mainyu laughed as he played with a few curses in the corner.

Solomon walked up to him, "Angry-kun why you gotta be so-AHHHHHH!"

Solomon walked through the corridors and scouted a swimsuit Onii-sama, "Hehehe Sca-chan can I fondle-AHHHHH!"

"Atalanta-chan, would you mind a proposition?"

She stopped eating her pasta as she replied with small interest, "Very well, what is it?"

"Atalanta-chan, if I give this gold apple will you-AHHHHHH!"

"Ohhh Mordred-chan, can you give me a moment of your time?"

The son of King Arthur stopped in her tracks and she replied, "Umu, what's up ossan?"

"Can you sing Saberlion King's, 'I Just Can't Wait to be'-AHHHHH!"

"Hey Ushi-chan, can I just say one thing?"

The Rider class girl nodded, "Sure what do you want?"

Solomon dropped to the ground and bowed, "ARIGATO!"

Ushiwakamaru's face strained as she reached for her sword, "I admire your nerve Solo-chan."

"AHHHH!"

FLASHBACK END

Solomon sweat-dropped as his face drained of colour, "On second thought, maybe Valhalla is better…."

"Ya-chan, what the heck is happening?" Solomon and Yasaka diverted their attention to a pink haired fox-women, "Ohhh! Solo-chan is that you?"

Solomon stood up in confusion, "Ehhh? What the heck are you doing here Tama-chan?"

Yasaka dripped mountains of sweat as she panicked rushing Tamamo to a nice seat, "Tamamo-no-mae-sama! What brings you the pleasure of blessing us with your presence?"

She accepted the tea Yasaka gave her, "Well it's hard to not notice all this commotion." She sipped her tea and continued, "As to why I'm here, it's because the Throne of Heroes gave me a vacation break."

Solomon sat back down as he tilted his head, "Vacation? Aren't we already in permanent vacation?"

Tamamo sighed, "If you think that place is a vacation, you've been living a great life."

Solomon suddenly got a barrage of memories, as he suddenly slumped, "Oh right…."

Tamamo clasped her hands together as she tilted her head, "Well I don't want you taking over my faction."

Solomon gasped as he stood up facing Tamamo, "What! Why!"

"Because it's mine."

"The world can be saved and you would refuse that!"

"Yada, I won't want to."

"Damned you women! Shi-tan, get her!" He pointed at Tamamo expecting a barrage of plasma blowing her up to smithereens. However, after a minute no such thing as a plasma barrage occurred. Solomon quickly grabbed his phone and dialed a number, "SHIROU! What the heck man! Why are you taking so long! What do you mean she's Waifu material! What happened to bros before hoes! Look, I'll talk to Nasu about adding you to FGO! Ok fantastic go get her!"

Tamamo stood up and counter-proposed against Solomon, "Wait just a second there! Person called Shi-kun, don't do it! It's a waste to rid of me too soon! We haven't even done any fanservice yet!"

"Oui oui Shirou you can't betray me now friend? I'll sweeten the deal with a bigger rate up."

"Shi-tan I'll make you homemade bento with a kiss on the cheek!"

"Hey hey hey Shirou don't fall to temptation! 5 times rate up!"

"Fine! I'll make dinner and do that stereotypical wife play with dinner or a bath, or, wa-ta-shi!"

"Ohhhh she just went there! Fine! 10 times rate up with free quartz!"

"Barbarian! I didn't wanna do this but you leave me no choice! I'll let you stroke my tails!"

Solomon gasped, "You sly vixen! 100% rate up!"

"YOU FOOL!"

"YOU'RE THE FOOL, FOOL!"

"NO WAIFUS NO LAIFU!"

"BROS BEFORE HOES!"

Suddenly all that was left was the sound of the phone hanging up. Tamamo scowled, "Did he just hang up?"

Merlin replicated her scowl, "That he did Tama-chan."

"How rude."

"How very rude indeed."

"Hmm, I'm honored to be greeted by Pallas Athene herself. What brings you here, in such drastic time as well."

The white haired Goddess smiled as her white hair glistened in the sunlight, "Hail Hero, I have come to engage in conversation. An understanding of character is necessary for an partnership."

Shirou nodded in approval, "That I agree on bright-eyed Athene, I would offer you tea but I'm gathering preparations for war right now."

The bright-eyed Goddess kept her smile of radiance, "Need not fret Hero, I understand your position. However it is not of our interest to have the faction in question fall under control of an unknown variable that not even Apollo's sources have intel of."

Shirou's eyes narrowed as he kept his smile, "I see, you have only come to send a warning to us."

Athene nodded as she kept her smile of confidence, "The Hero Faction gives the Gods daily offerings and are highly desirable, so in return we will protect them from being declared on." She walked forward into Shirou's space, "You are a man of wisdom and vigor, I see it within your eyes, blades that stretch to the never ending horizon, it would be a waste to destroy such a person as you." She then whispered into his ear, "However, we will allow you to attack the Hero faction on one condition."

Author's Notes- Honestly, the reason why cut the last part short was because I was so tired, I was awake the whole morning, yes morning it's 8:11am and I haven't gone to bed yet. Yeah that's right I'm cool. Anyways, Although I was tired which probably will be seen in my writing, I had a good time writing the Omake, I'm considering making a spin-off fic with just banter in the Throne of Heroes.

OMAKE-

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"And I'm your Co-Anchor Artoria Pendragon."

"Today we have major scoops for you! Varying from a blue dog dying in a car crash, an emotional story between a lily and an alter, and a survey about Sabers."

"However before that here's the weather report from Zhuge Liang."

The camera switches to a tall man in front of a screen with nothing on it, "Today at the Throne of Heroes, we are getting the usual perfect temperature that the individual desires, and also as usual we will be getting nothing but space as the weather."

"Viva La France! Thanks Zhuge-chan! Now we go live on the scene to survey random passerbys. Over to you Medusa-chan!"

"Thanks Marie-chan, I'm in the Throne of Heroes Common Room, and there seems to be only one person, let us ask them our questions." Medusa approaches a large breasted blonde woman in royal clothing, "Umm excuse the intrusion, may I ask a few questions for our viewers at home?"

"Very well, I shall allow so."

"Thank you very much for your cooperation, I shall get to it. Do you think a Saber is only a Saber is they can shoot a laser from their sword?"

"Pfft, of course. A Saber is only a Saber if they have an attack that shoots lasers. Anyone else without a laser attack is no true Saber, only a fake."

"I see, thank you for your cooperation. Well then back to you Marie-chan while I find a new surveyist."

"Thank you Medusa-chan! So what do you think Artoria-chan?"

"Hmmm, well I agree with that passerby, a Saber is only a Saber with the cool special effects."

"That's right! Viva La France! Anyways it seems as though Medusa-Chan has found someone, back to you Medusa-chan."

"Thanks Marie-chan, I'm back with a willing speaker. Tell me, do you think that a Saber without a laser attack is no Saber at all?"

The blonde haired girl in white clothing smiled, although in a confused matter, "Well my Caliburn does shoot a laser but-"

"Well there you have it audiences at home, yet another person in favor of lasers."

"Umm eto, I haven't finished-"

"Back to you Marie while I find someone new."

"Thanks Medusa-chan, let's answer this text we got from someone who has asked to be known as ROMA. It says, 'What do I do! I am a Saber class servant but I don't shoot lasers! At this rate I can't be empress! ROMA Help me!' Do you have any advice for ROMA Artoria?"

"Hmmm, well honestly I would recommend you to another class, however if you're adamant about being Saber class I suggest getting a new Noble Phantasm."

"Ohh very wise Artoria-chan, Viva La France! Ohhh Medusa is back! Cameras switch!"

"I'm back everyone with a new participant, tell the people at home whether or not you think all Sabers need to shoot lasers from their swords?"

A blonde haired girl in revealing 'sports clothing' spoke forward, "Pfft, why even ask me this question? The sky is blue yes? The grass is green yes? Saber class servant shoot lasers from their swords yes? Such an idiotic question. Of course, the only worthy Saber class servant is me-"

"Anyway's this is all we have time for today, I hope the audiences at home enjoyed this section, back to you Marie-chan."

"Thanks Medusa-chan, ano Artoria-chan, do you feel as though all those we've collected enough information for this to be fact, I mean the surveys seem very similar in character?"

"Hmpf, why would we need to do that, it already is fact that Sabers are only Sabers if they shoot lasers."

"We have one last text before we close up, and this one is from Dango, 'Hey please help me! I can't shoot lasers from my sword even though I'm a Saber class! The Shinsengumi would be ashamed of me if they saw me like this, please help!' Is what she said. What do you think Artoria-chan?"

"As I said before if you can't shoot a laser from your sword you're not a Saber, however nothing is impossible with hard work, so push yourself to the limit to shoot a laser."

"And there you have it folks, it's time to wrap up now! Viva La France! See you tonight!"

In the background you can vaguely hear blood being puked out.