The camera fades in as we see Chris standing in front, hands behind his back. `Greetings everyone! And welcome back to camp Wawanakwa!` He gestures grandly as the camera zooms out revealing the island we know so well. `In our first season we had romance, excitement, and more than a few trips to the infirmary tent. And if you haven`t watched the first season` He furrows his brow. `Well then shame on you! Go and watch it.` He regains his smile as he turns to a different camera. `Now, due to popular demand we are proud to present Total Drama Island Season 2! There will be more of everything, as well as a few twists added to the mix. But, I can`t give those away now, or they wouldn`t be twists now would they? However, one of the things I CAN tell you is that starting this season I will be having a cohost! Please welcome last season`s champion, Lisa Westbrook!`
On cue, Lisa jumps into frame as she waves excitedly to the camera. `Heya everybody! Super glad to be back!` She puts her hands behind her back `And for the record, we`re dating! Ain`t that right Chris?` Chris blushes slightly and coughs into his hand. Um…yes. That uh…`
Lisa smirks deviously and turns to the camera. `Isn`t he just adorable when he`s embarrassed?`
Luckily for Chris at that moment, Christian happens to walk in front of the camera. `Hey uh, Chris, you got a moment?` Thankful for the save, but also annoyed at the interruption, Chris rolls his eyes. `Kind of in the middle of the introduction. Can this wait Christian?` Christian looks back at Chris. `Well, the campers are going to be here soon and you haven`t had any free time for me to ask and I-` As Christian begins to ramble Chris sighs. `Fine. Christian. What is it?`
Christian exhales. `It`s that new guy Charlie. I don`t think he`s working out.` Chris rubs his temple. `What is he a bad worker or something?` Christian shakes his head. `No, it`s not that it`s…` Just then someone yells something from offscreen. `Hey boss, we`re ordering pizza! Do you want a pie to yourself? Not that I`m implying you`re fat. Which you kind of are. But that`s not what I meant!` Christian points offscreen at the fumbling awkward sincerity that is Charlie.
Chris snickers before putting his hand on Christian`s shoulder. `Okay Christian. I`ll deal with him after we say hello to the new campers.` There`s a ship horn heard in the distance. Chris turns to the ocean and smiles. `Speaking of which!`
Sure enough a boat can be seen rapidly approaching. Quickly he turns to Lisa. `Hey Lise. This will be funny. No one knows you`re going to be here. Go hide.` With a big grin, Lisa nods and goes off to hide behind the podium. Chris turns back towards the screen. `For those of you who tuned into the first season, which I hope is all of you, We aren`t leaving you completely empty handed. We had a few contestants that either wanted to come back, or we felt should have another shot. Four to be exact. And here comes their boat now!` At that moment the medium sized white boat docks as the gangplank is placed down.
Chris smiles with his hands behind his back as a familiar face steps out. `Nate! My lord of darkness! How`s it going bro?` A tired smile, Nate, in all his glory, still wearing the cape, walks up to Chris as he begrudgingly gives Chris a fist bump. `Well it appears I`m some sort of masochist as even though I know what`s coming from you I decided to come back anyway.` Chris laughs at this. `You know you love it dude.` He points over to the island. `You know the drill bro.` And thumbs over to the island. Nodding Nate grabs his items and heads over.
Soon after, another person steps off the boat, Chipmunk on her shoulder. `Danielle! Great that you could make it back!` Happily, Danielle bounds down the gangplank, still wearing her trademark paw print shirt. `Hi Chris! How`s it going?!` Chris couldn`t help but smile back. `It`s been going good Danielle. Glad to see you back. Last time you placed 4th. Not too shabby. Let`s see how you do this time.` Danielle nods as she heads over to Nate with her stuff.
Chris looks back up to see another figure walk out, this one still talking to someone inside the ship. Eventually, seeing Chris he quiets down and steps out as he walks up to him. Chris chuckles. `Well well, if it isn`t Vincent. Back for another go huh?` Vincent nods excitedly. `Well of course! I mean did Hanatha give up after she didn`t get nominated for a grammy in 2009? No, she-` But he is interrupted by Chris who puts a finger on his mouth. `That`s great Vince. Over there.` He points over to the previous two competitors. Vincent nods as Chris takes his finger away. Picking up his suitcase he makes his way over to the group.
Smirking, Chris turns away from the ship. `And I believe that`s all our returning competitors from season 1! And now-` But he is cut off by a very dry, sarcastic `Hah. Hah. Cute Chris.` Knowingly, Chris turns back to the ship with half raised eyelids. `Oh right, I totally forgot about our last returning contestant. Totally my bad.` Gerdie steps off the boat and rolls her eyes with a smirk. `Sure Chris. Whatever you say.` As she steps off the ship towards Chris, smirking he gives her a fist bump. `Nice to see you Gerds.` Gerd gives a half smile in return. `Right back atcha Chris.` Chris thumbs over to the group. `You know the drill, get outta here.` Pulling her suitcase, she walks over to the other three contestants that had already arrived.
The ship carrying the four contestants turns around and leaves as another arrives. Chris turns back to the camera. `Now, previously we had a whole castful of competitors that were lined up to star in our season one. However, due to legal ramifications, turns out we couldn`t accept anyone under 18 years old. This time around though, for some of them, that`s not the case, as several of these campers have turned 18 between then and now. Meaning ten of these campers will be coming for season two. That being said, let`s introduce them!`
As the boat docks, the gangplank lowers. The first person to leave the boat doesn`t bother using the gangplank as she jumps directly off the boat. Chris rubs his temple. `I`m having déjà vu over here.` He says to himself annoyed. The girl who jumped off has the figure of a body builder. She is wearing a sleeveless blue tee with a ponytail and has a permanent scowl on her face. Chris forces a smile on his own. `Well hey there Eva. Glad you could make it!` Eva storms up to Chris and puts her finger in his face. `That`s bullcrap that I couldn`t be on last time Mclean!` Chris leans back slightly and shrugs. `Hey, not my fault. Blame your parents for not having you a month sooner.` Angrily she grabs her stuff and stomps off, putting her mp3 player in her ears as she walks towards the campers.
Adjusting himself, he turns back to the ship as another figure walks off with her suitcase. She`s a very tanned girl wearing a grey sweater with a white shirt underneath. `You know, Lisa was very lucky `I` wasn`t here last season. If I had, there`s no way she would have won. After all, I was a CIT.` Chris looks at his fingers with an unimpressed `Uhuh.` He looks back at the new arrival. `Thanks for the news Courtney. But the fact of the matter was, you weren`t. Let`s just see how you do now that you`re here all right?` He smirks. `Over there miss CIT.` He points to the campers who have already arrived. Seemingly insulted at Chris` response she heads over to the rest of the group.
The next person walks onto the platform and looks around. This contestant is wearing a pink open shirt with a cowboy hat. Seeing Chris he heads down the gangplank. `Dude! Chris what is up bro?` He asks in a very laid back, yet excited tone. Chris smiles at him, giving up a bro hug. `Geoff. Good to see you my man!` Geoff returns the hug. `Me too dude! This is going to be some rad party!` Chris smirks. `Indeed it is.` and still smiling cooly, Geoff walks over to the other campers.
The final person to walk off the boat is a pale looking guy wearing a toque and a sweater. He looks around confused before seeing his way off the boat. `Well if it isn`t our home schooled boy Ezekiel.` In response, Ezekiel awkwardly puts up his hand. `Uh, hello eh, what is up? By up I mean your life. Not up as the sky eh` Chris snickers at his awkwardness. `Nothing much Zeke. Why don`t you head over to meet the other campers?` Looking around once again, he sees the campers. `Let`s do it! I`m going to win eh!`
Chris shakes his head as Ezekiel walks off towards the other campers. Seeing him get off, the boat pulls up its gangplank and departs. Only a few moments later another boat arrives. In tandem two girls walk out chatting up a storm. They are both wearing striped black and white t shirts and pink shorts. One if thin and has a tan while the other is heavier and is far more pale. Seeing them approach, Chris plasters on a smile. `Katie, Sadie. Welcome to the island` They both smile at him. `Oh my god! We`re both so happy to be here, aren`t we Sadie?` the heavier one turns to her `Oh my god we so are!`
Chris thumbs over to the other campers `Fantastic. Now head on over to the other campers.` Looking super excited they grab their stuff and head towards the island chatting as usual.
The next one to step out has a lime green shirt on with a black handprint with a camo shirt on underneath. He`s carrying a guitar on his back. Chris looks at him `Trent. How are things bro?` He shrugs. `Not too bad. Glad I finally hit the big 1-8 so I could be here.` Trent hits Chris` fist with his own from above and then Chris does the same. `I am too. We got more campers to go so you better get comfy.` He nods as he heads over to the growing collection of people.
Stepping off the boat next is a very pale looking girl with blue and black hair. It`s obvious she has painted herself white in a goth look. She looks over at Chris. `Well someone looks peppy today.` Chris shrugs. `What can I say Gwen, it`s beautiful out, I have a bunch of new contestants, and everyone here has signed liability wavers. It`s a good day.` Gwen raises her eyebrow. `Right. Anyway, I`m going to go over there where there`s hopefully less crazy.` Chris laughs. `Yeah, good luck with that.` Looking back at Chris she grabs her things and continues to the rest of the cast.
The camera cuts to a very zoomed in shot of Chris` face. Losing his smile he sighs deeply. `Hi there Izzy.` The camera zooms out to show an orange haired girl with a green top and yellow wraps around her hips in a makeshift skirt. She is currently crouched on top of Chris` head. `You can get off now Izzy.` He adds, a tad annoyed. She hops off. `And with that, Izzy has climbed Chris mountain!` Chris lowers his eyelids to half. `That`s great Izzy. Maybe now you can try climbing one of those mountains over there.` He points to the other campers. Izzy raises an eyebrow at this. `Chris, those are people, those aren`t mountains!` As she walks off, Chris facepalms unable to give a reaction to that.
With that the final contestant on that boat makes her way out. Stepping out very lightly is a girl with long blonde hair and a long green sweatshirt. Chris puts his smile back on as he looks up at the final arrival on the boat. `Dawn. So glad you could make it.` She smiles back gently at Chris. I wouldn`t miss it Chris. I am glad to be here. I must say, I`m surprised. Your aura looks much warmer than the first time we met. Has something changed?` Chris` eyes for a moment shift to the podium before looking back. He blushes slightly as he quickly changes the subject. `So anyway Dawn why don`t you go meet the rest of the contestants? I`m sure they`d be happy to meet you!` Dawn smiles. `I think I`ll do that. There are so many wonderful auras in that bunch.` She grabs the few meager possessions she has and walks over to the campers. With that the boat leaves and Chris turns back to the camera.
`Those are our ten campers that just missed being here the first time. Now, let`s bring out our remaining eight brand new contestants! These eight submitted their applications after the first season ended, wanting to give a shot at the prize. And what am I known for besides being fair?`
A moment later two voices can be heard offscreen. `Annoying?` `A tool?` Chris loses his smile and gives a sidelong glance at the campers. `Thanks Nate and Gerdie. Appreciate that.` Gerdie calls back with a `You`re welcome bro!`
Doing his best to ignore her he continues. `Let`s bring out the new contestants!` The white ship docks as the gangplank is lowered. The second it docks, a figure walks out. `Whoo! Finally here on Total Drama. Told you I could do it sis!` a Caucasian man with a ragged black hoodie trench coat and a pale purple undershirt steps out as he points a black fingerless gloved hand at the screen. He has dyed maroon hair with some red highlights with long bangs. Chris looks over at him. `Well Friedrich, looks like someone`s excited.` Friedrich smiles deviously. `Of course I`m excited. I`m totally read to win this game no matter what! No matter what I have to do. Even if I have to trick these people!` Chris puts his hands behind his back and lowers to half closed eyelids as his eyes move to the other campers. `Yeah, probably a good idea to NOT say that in front of people that can hear you.` He points to the campers who obviously heard everything he just said. Friedrich smacks himself on the forehead. His head down he grabs his stuff and walks over to the group.
Chris can`t help but laugh at the situation when he feels a light tap on his shoulder. `Um..ex…excuse me?` A bit startled he turns around to see a tan face looking back at him. The girl in front of him has long brown hair in a ponytail and a light blue unzipped jacket with a purple shirt underneath as well as jeans. She is fidgeting with her fingers. `Um.. Mr. Mclean.` Chris smiles as he looks at her. ` Please, call me Chris. You make it through the trip okay Jaylie?` She quietly nods in response. `Good to hear. You going to be all right?` She nods again. `Y..yes mr….I mean Chris.` She fumbles for the right name. Chris does his best not to laugh at her. `You`re going to do just fine Jayleigh. If I might make a suggestion` He points over to Dawn and Danielle `You might have some luck talking to those two.` Looking over at the two she looks back at Chris and nods before heading over. Chris puts his hands behind his back as he looks at the camera with a raised eyebrow as there`s a slight pause. `What?`
*Confessional*
Lisa: Isn`t Chris just the sweetest? Wait a second. I`m the first person to use the confessional this season? Whoo! (she pumps her fists in the air)
*End Confessional*
As Chris turns back he is shocked to see a pale man with a black suit and white fedora. His red mop hair covering one eye. Chris grabs at his heart. `Jesus what is with people and sneaking up on me? Hi Grigory.`
There`s a moment of silence before the man turns to Chris and speaks monotonely in a thick Norwegian accent. `If only yuuu had had a heart attack yuu culd have eembraced the sweet feeling of nothingness.` Chris raises an eyebrow. `That`s a cheery thought.` Grigory merely shrugs. `Bluedy `ell. What eez the point of cheer when everyting is going to rot?` Chris puts his head back. `Well thanks for the depressing thoughts I can ponder later Grig. Please. Just…go over there.` He points to the group. Chris is unsure if he even heard him as he makes no signs of recognition. `I now will `ead fyuarward. Always mooving Fyuarword.`
Chris is quick to want to move on as the next person steps off the boat. The new person seems to wiping his hands as the audience gets to see him. The man seems to be on the tan side with a dark green military jacket that turns gray halfway down. He also has dark blue jeans and has a stethoscope around his neck. Chris puts his smile back on. `Caden! Or should I say Doctor Caden?` Caden smirks professionally as he puts his hand up. `Please, call me Caden. I am not a doctor yet. But thank you for the compliment.` Chris nods. `All right then. Still, if I ever come down with a case of melanoma I`ll know who to call.` Caden pulls his head back in shock. `Mr Mclean! Melanoma is a very serious condition one should not make light of!` Chris puts his fingers on the bridge of his nose, not even bothering to look up as he points to the other campers. `Just….just get on the island Caden.`
With that, the boat pulls away. Before another boat can approach however Chris feels wind blowing his hair back. Shielding his eyes he looks up to see a helicopter overhead. A moment later someone leaps from the helicopter only to land face first in front of Chris only for the parachute to open a few moments after impact. Chris makes an `ew` face. After a few seconds he leans over. `Walter. You okay there buddy?` After another brief pause, a figure emerges from beneath the parachute. He is a paleish slim guy wearing a worn out pair of dress pants and an ill fitting Hawaiian shirt/t shirt combo. He smiles as he waves to the chopper. Chris raises an eyebrow. `Why didn`t you have them land?` Walter looks back to him. `Well I lent it out to the Otter foundation and their time started right then. Didn`t want to use up their time!` Chris gives him an amused smirk. `Right.` Walter continued. `Besides, I`m not going to need it and my folks certainly won`t. They are always using the private jet to go anywhere. Honestly I think it`s a waste of resources. You meet so much more local color on buses and coach! But my folks insisted I at least take the helicopter to get here. So how are you Chris?` Chris continues to look at Walter with his bemused smile. `Doing fine Walt, head on over to the campers.` Walter smiles in response. `Right!` He then begins to look around. `That`s strange…I thought I had some luggage…` As if on cue, a suitcase falls from above and lands on his head knocking him over.
Chris just shakes his head at Walter as the final boat docks in the harbor. He puts his smile back just as the gangplank gets put down. The moment it gets put down a lightly tanned girl steps out. Throwing her long brown hair to the side she grabs her suitcase. She's wearing a black t shirt with a red jacket and gold necklace. Besides her black tights she's also wearing a grey scarf.
Her arrival elicits an "Oh my god!" From Vincent. Hearing his reaction, Nate leans over to him. "So uh...what is this girl important or something?" Vincent smacks his forehead. "Don't you know anything? That's Ana Victoria!" Nate responds by staring at hiim blankly to which Vincent sighs. "Ana Victoria? She won the singing reality show a fear years back? Superstar?" Hearing this commotion, newcomer Gwen adds her own cents. "Yeah, I haven't heard of her." Vincent sighs. "She sings Pop music." This garners a collective "Ohhhh" from the other two. with Nate adding "That explains it."
Back at the gangplank smiling, she makes her way over to Chris. "Well hi Chris! How are you doing today?" Chris laughs. "Doing fine Ana. Glad you could take some time off from your busy tour schedule to be on the show." She leans into Chris to whisper. "To be perfectly honest I needed a break and a bit of a vaca. But my agent said I had to get airtime when I did." Chris nods. "Makes sense to me. Head on over to meet your fellow...vacation..ites." He raises an eyebrow at his own inability to think of a better wording.
Giving her plenty of time for her introduction, the next person walks off theh boat. this person is a pretty pale guy wearing a white t shirt under a dark blue jacket with light pants. The only thing that's standoutish about what he's wearing is his dark green beanie. Chris looks over at the latest arrival. "Simon! Hey bro glad you decided to make it!" Seeing that the greeting is kind, he smiles, walking over to Chris. He genuinely shakes his hand. "Hello Mr. Mclean. It's an honor to meet you. I must say I thoroughly enjoyed watching your first season. Everyone there was so remarkable. It's such a privilege to even be selected to be on the show. I hope that we-" Chris is making an annoyed face during this as he still hasn't let his hand go. "Hey Simon." Simon stops speaking as Chris looks at him. "You can let my hand go now bro." Looking at where his hand is, embarrassed, he lets it go. "Ah! Sorry about that!" Chris smirks. "It's fine dude. Go make some friends over there." He thumbs over to the rest of the crew. Nodding eagerly, Simon takes his personal effects and heads over.
Before he turns back, Chris rolls his eyes. "Now, I know there's going to be somebody immediately behind me when I turn around. So i'm just going to turn around and-" Still speaking to himself, as he does so, he comes face to face with a girl who has a heavily bandaged face. Chris recoils. "Jesus. I knew that was coming but the bandages... he sighs "Hey Alice. Sorry about that." She simply shrugs sadly. "It's all right. I'm used to it." Besides the bandages she is wearing a black gothic lolita dress with a pattern of teddy bears and music notes. She also has a beret tilted to one side of her head. Chris awkwardly tries to continue the conversation. "Uh...right. So um... You doing okay?" She slowly and creepily looks up at him. "I'm fine Mr. Mclean. Why wouldn't I be?" Feeling very unnerved, he points over to the rest of the crew. "Right um...why uh...why don't you go over there with everyone else?" Her eyes unflinching with no emotions, she continues. "If you believe that's best Mr. Mclean." and almost if she were gliding, she walks away. When she is out of range of Chris, she smirks.
*Confessional*
Alice; (says in a calm voice with a smirk) That was too much fun to pass up.
*End Confessional*
Chris turns back to the campers. Seeing them all congregated chatting with each other, he steps up the podium. He whispers to where Lisa has been hiding. "You ready?" She responds. "Pff. I was born ready." He smirks. Taking a deep breath he speaks loudly getting the campers attention. "Hello everyone! I'm your host Chris Mclean!" Everyone's attention is focused on him so it barely registers when the second figure pops out. "And i'm your co-host Lisa Westbrook!" Suddenly all eyes are on Lisa as they go back to back as they say in unison "And welcome to season 2 of Total Drama Island!"
There's some clapping, but the most seems to be coming from the four previous contestants who come running forward. Danielle's the first one to reach the front. "Oh my god Lisa! You're the co-host?! This is amazing! This is going to be so great!" Smiling Lisa grabs her hands. "I know right!" It's at this point Gerdie makes it up there too. "Lise! I can't believe you're going to be here! This is going to be even more of a blast!" Lisa smiles broadly at Gerdie. "Hi sis!" as she hugs her.
*Confessional*
Courtney: Wait. They're letting the previous winner be the co-host?! She's definitely going to be showing favoritism on those four. (she crosses her arms) There's got to be a rule or something about that.
*End Confessional*
Lisa finishes saying to the others including Vincent and Nate who give her hugs and bro fists respectively. Chris allows this to finish, a big smile on his face before he continues. "All right. That's enough love fest for right now. Back to the stage Lise." Looking back at Chris she nods. "Ok guys, I gotta go up there. Talk to you soon!" Before heading up on stage. Seeing her do so, Chris continues. "Right. So, for those of you who don't know, this is Lisa Westbrook, our previous champion. She has gone on to become my co-host. So that means you have to treat her as well as you do me." He stops as he puts a finger to his lips remembering last season. "Scratch that. Treat her BETTER than you do me."
Chris continues. "It looks like we are going to be separating into teams in a few moments, but before we get into the technical stuff, let's wish a happy birthday to all of our contestants that just turned 18 recently. Most recently Katie and Sadie who just turned 18 a week ago!" There's a smattering of applause at this before Sadie cuts in. "Well, actually Katie turned 18 a week ago, my birthday will be in two weeks. But we decided we would have our birthday on her day this year." Katie nodded holding Sadie's hands. "We alternate birthdays."
Chris stops. "Wait a second. You're not 18 yet?" He points to Sadie. "No, but I totally will in 2 weeks!" Chris facepalms. "Sadie, it doesn't matter if you're going to be 18 in two weeks or two years. If you're not 18 you can't sign a contract. Also you're a minor. Which means," He snaps his fingers. A few moments later Chef walks out and grabs Sadie carrying her under one arm. Katie looks on in horror. "Oh my god! What are you doing?" Chris steps off the podium and walks over to Katie. "It's very simple. To be on this show you have to be over 18. It doesn't matter if you're 18 and a week or 18 and 16 minutes. But if you're UNDER 18 our producers won't allow it. Which means Sadie here's gotta go." To excentuate this, Chef throws her onto the boat that had just brought the final campers.
Katie goes to get on board with Sadie, but Chef stops her. Chris speaks up again. "Sorry Katie, but you were 18 when you signed the contract. Which means until we kick you off, you gotta stay on the island." Sadie looks back at Katie over the railing of the boat. "It's totally okay Katie! You win this! You show them what we're made of! I'll watch you every episode!" Katie calls back to Sadie. "I'm going to miss you so much BFF!" Sadie responds. "I'll miss you too BFF!" and with that, the boat sails away, and a dejected Katie watches until the ship fades in the distance.
Chris puts his face back in his hand as Lisa approaches him. "Hey...Chris, sorry to bother you when you're all gloomy gus, but I have to uh...mention that now we're down to 21. Do you want to do what we did last time and start 1 short or..." Chris takes his hand away. "No. I wanted 22 and by god this time we're going to get 22." To this, Lisa puts her hands on her hips. "Well unless you're going to pull a contestant out of your butt, I don't exactly know whatcha gonna do!"
Putting his hand over his mouth Chris thinks for a moment. Suddenly an idea hits him. Pulling his hand away he smiles deviously. "Hey Charlie!" Every one of the campers turns to see a guy who had been working on some cameras near a very irritated Christian looks up. "Huh? Yeah, what's up Chris?" The guy has short brown hair and is wearing a grey dress shirt with the top button unbuttoned. He has worn out shoes and business khakis on as well. Chris smiles. "Get on over here Charlie." Sighing deeply he heads over to Chris. "Yeah yeah, I know, I'm fired aren't I?" He says dejectedly.
Chris gasps in mock indignity. "Why would I ever fire you Charlie? No of course you're not fired. In fact, I'm giving you a promotion!" Charlie raises a suspicious eyebrow. Chris nods. "You my friend are going to be our 22nd contestant on Total Drama Island!" Charlie looks a bit shocked but also a bit touched. "Really? You..you want me to be on the show?!" Chris smiles convincingly. "Course I do bro! Now get over there!" Eagerly Charlie gets in with the rest of the crew, many of whom are confused at the recent turn of events.
Putting his arms behind his back, Chris looks over the campers. His eyebrows furrowed, but forcing himself to smile. "So...anybody ELSE under 18?" He asks in a surprisingly intimidating way. Every single head moves side to side in unison as it's so quiet you can hear a pin drop.
Instantly Chris' demeanor shifts back to normal. "Great! Now let's check out the island!"
*Confessional*
Caden: (His eyes are wide) That...was not good for my blood pressure
*End Confessional*
As they begin walking, Charlie looks around the group checking out all the arrivals. Not seeing where he's going he accidentally bumps into Ezekiel. "Whoa hey! Sorry there, didn't see you!" Charlie says apologetically. Ezekiel looks back. "Oh, it's okay, eh. I'm Ezekiel by the way." Charlie offers his hand. "Charlie, nice to meet you." Ezekiel puts his hand on his head. "Wow eh, I've only been here for a few minutes and I've already made a friend!" He puts a finger to his chin. "Is...this how people become friends eh?" Charlie scratches his head in confusion at the question.
Meanwhile Jaylee took Chris' advice and had walked over to Danielle and Dawn. It didn't even take the length of the rest of the people arriving on the boat for the three of them to become fast friends as they are talking up a storm.
*Confessional*
Danielle; Wow Dawn and Jaylee are so cool! Dawn read my aura and said that it was one of the purest she had ever seen! Can you believe that Chippy? I have a pure aura! (she asks her chipmunk on her shoulder)
*End Confessional*
Chris gives them the tour of the field, the cafeteria, and eventually leads them to the bonfire ceremony. "All right. For anybody who has seen this show, you know what this is. This is the bonfire ceremony. Where we will give out marshmallows for immunity. If your team loses a challenge, your team will come here and vote for the person you want to send home. If you do not receive a marshmallow, you will take a walk on the dock of shame, ride the boat of loserdom, and leave. And you can't come back. EVER. Don't expect a comeback this time." He glances at Nate and Danielle.
They look at eachother and nod nervously. Chris smirks. "All right, let's head over to the cabins. There, we'll split you into teams. Okay everyone, Get a good long last look at these 22 members, because in a few minutes, you will be two teams of 11 members that are bitter rivals." Seeing their reaction, Chris smirks as he leads them to the cabins.
*Confessional*
Geoff: Whoa, we just got here and we have to break in half and diss half our members? Harsh bro.
*End Confessional*
All 22 campers stand at the cabins as Chris looks over them smirking. "Okay guys, I hope you're ready. Because here are the teams. When I call your name, stand over there." He points to a spot to the left of them. "Alice, Charlie, Dawn, Friedrich, Gwen, Ezekiel, Danielle, Courtney, Nate, Grigory, and Eva." They all make their way over to the left as he says their names. Danielle and Dawn look a bit saddened at having to leave Jaylee behind, but dutifully walk over. Seeing them all arrive, Chris nods. "You guys are The Ravenous Raccoons!"
A logo of an angry raccoon appears over them and makes a growling noise. The 11 of them give each other high fives and cheer as their name is announced.
Chris turns to the remaining campers. "That means Jaylee, Vincent, Izzy, Simon, Katie, Walter, Gerdie, Caden, Ana, Geoff, and Trent. You guys are the Deadly Deer!" A logo of a deer head with fire for eyes stares ahead, an angry growl playing. Gerdie raises an eyebrow. "The Deadly Deer? Really?" Chris shrugs. "You could always be the Diarrhea Deer." A fart noise is played as the logo changes to a deer holding its stomach. Gerdie immediately backpedals. "You know, the Deadly Deer sound really cool now that I think about it." Chris nods smirking triumphantly as the logo is replaced with the previous one.
"Now I will show the boys their cabins and Lisa will show the girls theirs. Get comfy because we're going to start the first elimination ceremony in just a few hours. So...don't TOO comfy." Lisa raises her hand. "Wait Chris, Why can't "I" get comfy?" Chris smacks his forehead. "I wasn't talking to you Lise. You can get as comfy as you want. In your own cabin. Because you're not leaving." Lisa sighs a deep sigh of relief. "Oh good." Gerdie snickers.
*Confessional*
Gerdie: Good to see some things never change
*End Confessional*
Chris turns back to the campers. "So with that said everyone. Welcome... to Total Drama Island."
(The intro starts)
Cameras start popping out of strange places like the ground, trees, and gopher holes.
Dear mom and dad I`m doing fine, you guys are on my mind
The camera travels up the island, Lisa and Chris on one side each as they gesture behind them welcoming the camera as it trudges up the hill. Eventually it reaches the top and leaps into the water through the ring below
You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see,
Under the water we see Caden trying to give CPR to a fish while wearing a snorkel. The fish begins to float upwards. He tries to grab the now dead fish, but it slips through his fingers. We follow the fish up and Charlie is on a boat with Ezekiel as they are talking when a helicopter flies by that says `Save the whales` that Walter is piloting. As he doesn`t see the helicopter behind him, Charlie is raising his arms in an exaggerated manner when speaking. Charlie`s arm gets caught on the helicopter`s ladder and has a shocked expression as he`s dragged away. Ezekiel looks on surprised.
I want to be famous
The camera moves over the dock as we see Nate laughing at the previous event. He turns to his right only to see Alice having suddenly appeared standing there doing nothing. Freaking out Nate jumps into the ocean. Alice sighs only to get splashed with the water from Nate`s jump, the dead fish hitting her in the face.
I want to live close to the sun
Gwen and Friedrich are yelling at each other on a canoe. As it goes over the edge, Gwen flails her arms to grab onto something, only to be shocked to find herself holding onto Charlie`s foot as he happens by there with the helicopter at that moment. She is dragged away as Friedrich falls over the edge.
Pack your bags cause I`ve already won
Danielle is talking to an animal that Dawn is holding in her hand, both of them smiling as she`s doing so. Izzy walks in presenting a sasquatchanakawa which then roars at them. Freaking out they all run away.
Everything to prove nothing in my way, I`ll get there one day.
The girls run to the next screen. Courtney is talking to an irritated Gerdie who has her arms crossed, only for the Sasquatch who is running through to knock over the outhouse pinning Courtney to the ground. Gerdie smirks as she looks down at Courtney.
Cause I want to be famous
In the cafeteria, Jaylie, who is drinking a cup of something, is watching Grigory look at his canvas, finger on his chin. Reaching into a pot of gross stuff that Chef has warming up, he throws the gunk at the canvas as he nods in satisfaction. Jaylie spits out her drink in shock.
Na nananana na nananana na nananana na
Trent is on the beach playing his guitar while Ana is singing. Geoff is surfing. A large shark pops out of the water and bites Geoff`s board in half causing him to fly forward and crash into Trent and Ana who both look completely shocked at this event.
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
On the beach, Simon stops the yeti and begins to talk to it. It puts its finger to its face confused. Eva walks up and punches the yeti, knocking it out. Simon looks horrified.
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
We cut to the campfire at night. Vincent and Katie are excitedly talking to each other in the center. Chris is scratching his head as he looks around, Lisa arrives and shrugs her shoulders. Chris checks his watch only for two people to fall from the sky and land on him. As the campers begin to whistle the theme we see Charlie and Gwen have landed on Chris. With two people on him, Chris is now face down, leaning on his elbow. Chris irritatedly looks up at the two of them while tapping his fingers on the ground. Lisa is bent over with laughter and Charlie looks at Chris with an apologetic shrug. Walter then parachutes in pumping his fists in the air with a `Whoo!` face.
We then zoom out to see the title `Total Drama Island` With a small board saying `Season 2` nailed on beneath it.
Teams
Ravenous Raccoons: Alice, Charlie, Dawn, Ezekiel, Gwen, Friedrich, Eva, Nate, Courtney, Grigory, Danielle
Deadly Deer: Caden, Jaylee, Walter, Katie, Vincent, Izzy, Trent, Gerdie, Simon, Ana, Geoff
AN: Well. I am apparently insane. That's the only thing that makes any logical sense. I already made the first half of the introductary chapter. But, honestly I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't a hell of a lot of fun. This should be a very interesting competition. I'm already going to have trouble very soon in eliminating some people. That being said, thank you everyone for asking for a season two. I wasn't even considering it until everyone basically just assumed it was a foregone conclusion. And who am I to stand in the way of fate? Haha. I hope you guys liked the first chapter! and i'll see you next time.