Now, do you really believe that I own Harry Potter? You do? What the hell are you smoking?! Of course I don't own it!!! Nutso...Harry Potter and all related characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Duh.
This is a random story that popped into my head. I blame it on writers block. Readers of "Embarrassing Aragorn," please don't kill me. I'm working on the next chapter! Really! *cowers* Anywho, Review!!!!
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Dear Diary,
Hello. My name is Remus Lupin. Hah, here I am, introducing myself to an object that could never respond, or even if it could, care who I am. Maybe I'm nuts. I'm not sure some days. Madame Pomfrey was the one who suggested I buy a diary. She said it might help "relieve stress." I sincerely doubt it, but I trust Madame Pomfrey, and in doing so am taking her advice.
Anyway, I'll write again if anything interesting happens.
Remus Lupin
Dear Diary,
Remmie has gotten himself a diary? How interesting...Relieve stress? Remus is stressed out? Sure, he's been a bit cranky lately, but we blame that on the moon.
Well, look at me. I have such horrid manners,no? My name is James Potter, and I am one of Remus's friends. I'm Captain and a chaser of the Quittidich team, Head Boy, Purveyor of Mischief, Boyfriend of Lily Evans, Proud Gryffindor, and am the one and only Prongs.
Er, Lily is calling. Got to go!
James Potter
Dear Diary,
Hello! You should have a name. I mean, diary seems so degrading. Names, names, names... How about Pierre? Pierre...a lot better than Diary. So, Pierre, I better introduce myself.
My name is Sirius Black, also one of Remus's friends, Beater for the Gryffindor Quittidch Team, Prefect (Though I have no clue as to why...it's very strange._), Mischief Maker, and Proud to be named Padfoot.
Moony's stressed? Why would he be stressed? Mental note, give Remus chocolate. I swear, he's obsessed with chocolate. But, it makes him feel better. Just no chocolate chip cookies. He gets hyper. And a hyper Moony is a scary thing.
Well, I must head to transfiguration, or I'll be late. And a mad McGonnagall is not a good thing.
Sirius Black
James, Sirius, why the heck are you writing in my diary?!
Remus
I dunno...seemed like the thing to do at the time.
James
Dear Pierre,
Hi. I'm Peter Pettigrew. Um, there's not much to tell you about me, except that I like candy and that I'm Remus and James and Sirius's friend. Oh, I'm also called Wormtail. I'm writing in you because...well, because everybody else was.
Oooops! I forgot to do my divination homework and I have it next! Oh no....I've got to go.
Peter Pettigrew
Dear Diary, (Or, to make Sirius happy, Pierre,)
One, my friends are all nutcases.
Two, tomorrow is a full moon, and I feel like crap.
Three, I hate divination.
The reason for the last one, is Professor Trewlany. I swear, she likes to torture me ever time she can. Every time she looks at my palm or looks into my crystal ball, she gets this misty sad look on her face, and says that my time is short. Great. Just great. And she keeps talking about how I must control the wild thing inside of me. I'm surprised half the class hasn't figured out that I'm a werewolf. I hate her. Ugh...I'm going to sleep now...or too eat some of that chocolate that Sirius gave me.
Remus Lupin
Dear Pierre,
Poor Remus. I know how he feels. I hate Divination too. Ever time Trewlany looks at my stuff, she will shriek and sob, saying that she sees the Grim. This time, we were doing astrological predictions, and she says that the Dog Star has alined with my birth star and that it symbolizes the grim haunting my steps. My birth star, according to the astrology Professor, is The Dog Star. (Ha, big surprise. I'm named after it for crying out loud.) So, does that mean I am the Grim? I mean, come on, I can turn into a big black dog and everything, but people don't normally drop dead when I'm around or anything. I've come to the conclusion that she's bloody nuts.
Sirius Black
Sorry Pierre, but this message isn't for you. It's for the other guys.
Where are we going tomorrow night? I can't remember.
James Potter
James,
I think we are going to the Spider's Den.
Peter Pettigrew
Guys,
Don't you think this is a little weird?
Remus Lupin
Remus,
Please define what you'd like us to define as weird.
Sirius Black
Guys,
What I mean is, we're all writing in the same diary (which has ended up being named Pierre), whom we tend to talk too as a real person. Come on, doesn't that strike you as strange?
Remus Lupin
Remus,
No.
Sirius Black
Remus,
I guess it is a little strange...but we've done stranger.
Peter Pettigrew
Remus,
I have to agree with Peter on this one. There are countless things that make us extremely strange and most likely insane-hanging out with Sirius for instance.
James Potter
James,
This coming from Mr. I-eat-my-friends-Herbology-Projects?!
Sirius Black
Sirius,
Hey! I wasn't completely used to stag instincts when I did that!
James Potter
James,
Why do you have this in History of Magic?!
Remus Lupin
Remus,
So we could write notes in it. It'll keep me from going nuts.
James Potter
James,
Hate to tell you this, but you're already nuts.
Sirius Black
Sirius,
I am not! I'm just...um...special!
James Potter
James,
No, it's just that you and Sirius are off your medication. Or your rocker. Or both.
Remus Lupin
Remus,
James and Sirius have medication?
Peter Pettigrew
Peter,
No we don't.
Sirius Black
Peter,
I'm pretty sure they do. And if they don't, well...they need too.
Remus Lupin
Remus,
Are you suggesting that Sirius and I are insane?
James Potter
James,
Yes.
Remus Lupin
James,
Next thing you know, he's going to show up with medication for us both.
Sirius Black
Sirius,
You need it.
Peter Pettigrew
Peter,
Shut up.
James Potter
This is a random story that popped into my head. I blame it on writers block. Readers of "Embarrassing Aragorn," please don't kill me. I'm working on the next chapter! Really! *cowers* Anywho, Review!!!!
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Dear Diary,
Hello. My name is Remus Lupin. Hah, here I am, introducing myself to an object that could never respond, or even if it could, care who I am. Maybe I'm nuts. I'm not sure some days. Madame Pomfrey was the one who suggested I buy a diary. She said it might help "relieve stress." I sincerely doubt it, but I trust Madame Pomfrey, and in doing so am taking her advice.
Anyway, I'll write again if anything interesting happens.
Remus Lupin
Dear Diary,
Remmie has gotten himself a diary? How interesting...Relieve stress? Remus is stressed out? Sure, he's been a bit cranky lately, but we blame that on the moon.
Well, look at me. I have such horrid manners,no? My name is James Potter, and I am one of Remus's friends. I'm Captain and a chaser of the Quittidich team, Head Boy, Purveyor of Mischief, Boyfriend of Lily Evans, Proud Gryffindor, and am the one and only Prongs.
Er, Lily is calling. Got to go!
James Potter
Dear Diary,
Hello! You should have a name. I mean, diary seems so degrading. Names, names, names... How about Pierre? Pierre...a lot better than Diary. So, Pierre, I better introduce myself.
My name is Sirius Black, also one of Remus's friends, Beater for the Gryffindor Quittidch Team, Prefect (Though I have no clue as to why...it's very strange._), Mischief Maker, and Proud to be named Padfoot.
Moony's stressed? Why would he be stressed? Mental note, give Remus chocolate. I swear, he's obsessed with chocolate. But, it makes him feel better. Just no chocolate chip cookies. He gets hyper. And a hyper Moony is a scary thing.
Well, I must head to transfiguration, or I'll be late. And a mad McGonnagall is not a good thing.
Sirius Black
James, Sirius, why the heck are you writing in my diary?!
Remus
I dunno...seemed like the thing to do at the time.
James
Dear Pierre,
Hi. I'm Peter Pettigrew. Um, there's not much to tell you about me, except that I like candy and that I'm Remus and James and Sirius's friend. Oh, I'm also called Wormtail. I'm writing in you because...well, because everybody else was.
Oooops! I forgot to do my divination homework and I have it next! Oh no....I've got to go.
Peter Pettigrew
Dear Diary, (Or, to make Sirius happy, Pierre,)
One, my friends are all nutcases.
Two, tomorrow is a full moon, and I feel like crap.
Three, I hate divination.
The reason for the last one, is Professor Trewlany. I swear, she likes to torture me ever time she can. Every time she looks at my palm or looks into my crystal ball, she gets this misty sad look on her face, and says that my time is short. Great. Just great. And she keeps talking about how I must control the wild thing inside of me. I'm surprised half the class hasn't figured out that I'm a werewolf. I hate her. Ugh...I'm going to sleep now...or too eat some of that chocolate that Sirius gave me.
Remus Lupin
Dear Pierre,
Poor Remus. I know how he feels. I hate Divination too. Ever time Trewlany looks at my stuff, she will shriek and sob, saying that she sees the Grim. This time, we were doing astrological predictions, and she says that the Dog Star has alined with my birth star and that it symbolizes the grim haunting my steps. My birth star, according to the astrology Professor, is The Dog Star. (Ha, big surprise. I'm named after it for crying out loud.) So, does that mean I am the Grim? I mean, come on, I can turn into a big black dog and everything, but people don't normally drop dead when I'm around or anything. I've come to the conclusion that she's bloody nuts.
Sirius Black
Sorry Pierre, but this message isn't for you. It's for the other guys.
Where are we going tomorrow night? I can't remember.
James Potter
James,
I think we are going to the Spider's Den.
Peter Pettigrew
Guys,
Don't you think this is a little weird?
Remus Lupin
Remus,
Please define what you'd like us to define as weird.
Sirius Black
Guys,
What I mean is, we're all writing in the same diary (which has ended up being named Pierre), whom we tend to talk too as a real person. Come on, doesn't that strike you as strange?
Remus Lupin
Remus,
No.
Sirius Black
Remus,
I guess it is a little strange...but we've done stranger.
Peter Pettigrew
Remus,
I have to agree with Peter on this one. There are countless things that make us extremely strange and most likely insane-hanging out with Sirius for instance.
James Potter
James,
This coming from Mr. I-eat-my-friends-Herbology-Projects?!
Sirius Black
Sirius,
Hey! I wasn't completely used to stag instincts when I did that!
James Potter
James,
Why do you have this in History of Magic?!
Remus Lupin
Remus,
So we could write notes in it. It'll keep me from going nuts.
James Potter
James,
Hate to tell you this, but you're already nuts.
Sirius Black
Sirius,
I am not! I'm just...um...special!
James Potter
James,
No, it's just that you and Sirius are off your medication. Or your rocker. Or both.
Remus Lupin
Remus,
James and Sirius have medication?
Peter Pettigrew
Peter,
No we don't.
Sirius Black
Peter,
I'm pretty sure they do. And if they don't, well...they need too.
Remus Lupin
Remus,
Are you suggesting that Sirius and I are insane?
James Potter
James,
Yes.
Remus Lupin
James,
Next thing you know, he's going to show up with medication for us both.
Sirius Black
Sirius,
You need it.
Peter Pettigrew
Peter,
Shut up.
James Potter