AN: Just short ficlets - ranging from 100 words to 1000, but not more - because I've got to put them somewhere. So, here we are...

Enjoy~

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Note: This is a purely drabble fic that will house any and all muses I have on Death and Luck and other supernatural entities.

Chapter 1: Best Deity of the Month Award

Fate was being a bitch.

And while Luck wasn't usually one to curse so inelegantly, she maintained that this time it was needed.

"That's my favourite mortal!" Luck whined, her appearance morphing into a young twelve year old girl, further adding to the hilarity as she stomped her foot childishly.

Death snickered off to the side, and Destiny had succumbed to peals of laughter long ago. Fate, though, sat smugly upon her chair.

"We must not have any favourites," Life admonished her, sending a dark look at Death, who immediately schooled his face into one of practiced innocence.

"It was meant to be, either way," Fate sniffed, "I merely, ah, tweaked things a bit,"

"T-Tweaked, ha!" Destiny snorted, "Nakamori Aoko was not supposed find out Kuroba Kaito's ichthyophobia for another year, at least!"

"I just pushed one call through," Fate protested, "Nothing more!"

"One call!" Luck squawked, "It was the call to Chikage! And she told him that Kai-chan fears fish!"

"I don't see why that bothers you," Life raised an eyebrow, "It's just one insignificant –"

"Nooo!" Luck's eyes widened, "He was going to perform a spectacular magic show tomorrow! A really, really great one!"

"One that would have been impossible without you," Destiny pitched in.

"Yes," Luck agreed, her eyes gleaming, "And now he won't! Can you believe the bonus points I would have gotten? A KID Heist, thousands of fans, all commenting on the thief's unbelievable luck!"

"You already have enough of worshippers," Fate told her primly, "there's no need to boost your popularity,"

"But I would have gotten the Best Deity of the Month Award!" Luck whined again, "Now Death is going to run off with it again!"

"Not if I have something to say about it," Life smiled sweetly, dark promise glittering behind her usually warm eyes, "I'm chaperoning nine thousand, four hundred and eighty six childbirths tomorrow."

Luck ignored that – Life had gained an upper hand since the late twentieth century, ever since medical science had skyrocketed – and rounded on Death.

"Ooh! You're in cahoots with Fate, aren't you? It was your idea, wasn't it?"

Death shrugged, neither confirming nor denying that statement.

"Just you watch, oh, just you watch, Death." Luck narrowed her eyes, "I'm not letting you win that award twice in a row."

"Oh?" Death smirked, "And what will you do?"

"Hmm, I think I'll let Edogawa Conan take a peek at it, before he goes to bed,"

The other deities blinked, confused. Peek at what?

"At Kai-chan's Black Star Heist note! Ha!" Luck positively cackled.

Death's eyes widened. There was no way Luck was going to let any death occur at a KID heist. And if Shinichi attended one heist, he was sure to be lured to more.

"Wait – No! You can't do that!"

"Watch me."

…

And on Earth, Edogawa Conan lingered those few extra seconds before going to sleep, just in time to hear about a coded heist note.

Death, predictably, cursed up a storm. He immediately made up a contingency plan; calling upon another mortal – Hattori Heiji – to make sure that Conan (Shinichi) would be invited to the Nagato's house just in time to be present for the case that was about to occur there.

Fate frowned, while Destiny pouted. Life had gone off to witness those new born deliveries.

In this manner, it would always be Death or Luck who won the award. They had to buck up or else they'd be side-lined this month too.

AN: No idea what prompted this. Seriously...no idea guys. Just, read and review?

Gah! I'm not even sure why I posted this...humor is not even my forte!

Anyway... please let me know what you thought of it. Was it good? Bad? Silly?