So after putting some serious thought into it I've decided to make a Omake story for Dawn Over Remnant! It will be filled with funny ideas I wanted to do but couldn't find a place for in the main story. Also if I decide to write a lemon, this is where it'll be located, like I said before I don't want to move the main story to M rating. Anyway, this is and idea I got after reading something similar in a Bleach fanfic though I decided to change several things as to not be a total rip off. Lets get started.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or RWBY or any of the characters in either, nor do I make any kind of money off of this story. All credit goes to the respective owners.
"So does anyone know why we're here?" Deidara asked sitting on his bed looking at the eight other Akatsuki members in the room with him.
Konan shrugged. "I'm not sure, but Nagato never does anything without a good reason. I'm sure he'll let us know when he gets here."
As if on cue the door opened and in walked the orange haired leader. "Good evening everyone, I'm glad you could all make it. Now I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you all here tonight." Pain looked over the variety of face, most nodded with serious expressions, ready for anything. "Well let me explain, in the past I've had each of you pair off and work together to complete specific tasks, like capturing tailed beasts. You each learned to fight and work with your partners flawlessly, Hidan and Kakuzu are the perfect examples of this." Pain gestured towards the two immortals earning a thumbs up from Hidan. "However, you all have little experience spending any kind of time with the other members of our group, so that's why I've called you all here."
Reaching down under the desk in the room Pain pulled out a small box with a hole cut in top. "Everybody take turns reaching in and withdrawing a single piece of paper." He instructed the slightly confused looking group of shinobi, and as instructed they each drew a number including Pain himself. "Now, starting this Friday we will all gather here every Friday to watch a movie chosen by the person whose number it is, we will also take time after each movie to discuss it, who has number one?"
There was a brief silence as the room full of ninja all looked at him like he just grew a second head. "I did." Kisame hesitantly raised his hand.
"Good, you will choose the first movie then and so on in that order. I heard from Ruby Rose that this would be a good way to build relationships within the group and spend quality time together, maybe get to know each other a bit better. I expect each of you to be here this Friday, this is mandatory and I will be checking to make sure you don't send any clones in you place. That is all." Pain finished before walking back out of the room.
The room remained silent for several seconds, until Hidan finally spoke up. "Well fuck."
Kisame's night (Film: Jaws)
"They killed the shark." Kisame sulked as the credit rolled.
"That was a damn good movie I've gotta say." Hidan laughed.
Itachi nodded his head in agreement. "I have to agree, it was a very well written story with quality acting. If the rest of the movies chosen are as good as this one I think this might not be as bad as I feared it would be." A small smile grew on the Uchiha's face before he glanced over to the still sulking Kisame. "The good guys always win in these types of stories Kisame, you can't really be this surprised." Kisame didn't reply.
"Is nobody gonna bring up how obvious of a choice it was for Hoshigaki to pick a movie about a shark killing people hn?" Deidara asked while looking around the room without getting any response from the other ninja.
"I don't get why they didn't just poison the chum the were using to attract it, it would have made the whole ordeal far easier." Kakuzu threw in his two cents.
"Because that would have made the movie to short and less entertaining." Juzo answered the indirect question.
Sasori's night (Film: Shutter Island)
"I don't give a fuck what any of you say, the fucker was not crazy!" Hidan exclaimed as the movie ended earning a series of both cheers and groans from the other viewers.
"The hell are you talking about? Of course he was hn." Deidara retorted. "Remember when he thought he killed the doctor at the end in the light house?"
"Actually, I believe the idiot is right for once." Kakuzu surprised Hidan who didn't pick up on the hidden insult.
"As do I." Sasori added.
"Indeed, to call him crazy would have to mean the doctor in cave was just a figment of his imagination. If that were the case, she wouldn't have been able to tell him about how pain works. That's knowledge he didn't have prior to that encounter therefore someone who only exists in his head couldn't know it." Pain reasoned.
"But maybe he did know it but the person he created didn't." Konan pointed out.
"Are you stupid?" Hidan asked earning a paper shuriken to the forehead.
Kakuzu's night (Film: The Wolf of Wall Street)
"Well... that certainly wasn't what I had expected for your choice Kakuzu." Itachi spoke with a raised eyebrow looking over at the miser.
"Yeah but that shit was hilarious! The midget tossing? Fucking beautiful!" Juzo chuckled as he patted Kakuzu on the back.
Kakuzu hummed to himself for several seconds. "It wasn't what I had in mind when I asked for a moving recommendation at the rental store. By the name I was hoping for something a bit more serious." It was extremely hard to tell with his mask on but it sounded like the miser was a bit embarrassed by his choice in movie.
"He was snorting coke of a girls ass in the first five minutes of the film, you didn't watch any of the movie before bringing it?" Hidan laughed at his partner. "Also Konan, I was wondering if I could try tha-" He was cut of as a dozen paper shuriken planted themselves into his face and body.
"I found it rather entertaining." The only woman present commented earning nods from the staring group of ninja.
"Hey Deidara, what's coke?" Tobi asked the blonde.
"Something your never to touch Tobi."
Itachi's night (Film: Saving Private Ryan)
"I truly enjoyed this movie, it does a marvelous job of showing the true pain and despair of war rather than false notions of glory." Pain nodded with a grin on his face.
"I agree, Ozpin recommended it when I asked for a movie. The scene on the beach was brutal but accurate." Itachi agreed with the former god.
"Plus that Jackson guy was picking fucker off all over the place, and all while praying. Now that's my kinda badass." Hidan spoke with a very large smile on his face.
"Do you even know what religion he was a part of? Are you allowed to like people that aren't Jashinists?" Kisame asked with a raised eyebrow.
"All that matters is that he's a badass, as long as he's taken people out right and left Jashin doesn't mind." Hidan shrugged.
"It was a religion call Christianity, it would be very at odds with you weird beliefs." Kakuzu spoke up.
"How do you know that?" Sasori asked interested.
"I was bored and picked up a copy of their holy book, the 'Bible' they call it. That and it's one of the major religions of this world." He explained to the red head.
"Huh, I wouldn't mind giving it a read." Pain spoke up.
Obito/Tobi's night (Film: Sausage Party)
There was a heavy silence in the room as everyone present just stared at the credits on the screen, each in their own process of trying to comprehend what they just watched. After several minutes Pain stood up and ejected the DvD out of the player and promptly crushed the disk in his hands before using a powerful but miniaturized Almighty Push within his two hands to turn the remains of the disk to dust. Walking over to the window, he opened it and threw the remains out.
Turning to Tobi he gave the Uchiha a glare. "Never again." And with that the ninja all left the room silently.
Hidan's night (Film: Saw)
"There was so much wrong with this movie it's not even funny hn." Deidara shook his head. "I mean, how could they be in that room for that long and never once notice the old dude was alive?"
"The brats right, and the scene with the scroll being just out of reach but he never tried to use the saw to grab it. Pure idiocy." Sasori waved his hand as if dismissing the entire movie.
"To be fair though it wasn't a terrible movie, if you ignore the plot holes then it's actually an okay flic." Kisame spoke up in defense of the film.
"To be honest, I was hoping for a bit more blood. A guy cutting his own foot off is fun and all but we barely got to see any of it, though I did hear that the sequels are way better, and theres like fifty of them." Hidan sounded somewhat disappointed by the tone of his voice. "I think I should've gone with that 'Vale Chainsaw Massacre' movie instead."
Konan's night (Film: Frozen)
"That was beautiful." Tobi sniffle as tears poured out of the eye hole in his mask. "The love between them was stronger than her powers ever could be." He began bawling into a handkerchief that he didn't have moments before.
"My apologies everyone." Konan spoke up. "When I asked Ruby Rose for a good movie I failed to take into account her age and personality. I should have expected a movie made for children." The female ninja gave a bow of her head.
"Eh don't sweat it, it wasn't that bad. I mean the two chicks were hot so theres that." Juzo chuckled. "What did you think Itachi, you've got a thing for ice queens yourself right?" He laughed loudly slapping his former partners shoulder.
"Well I for one found it to be a waste of time, come on Hidan, we've got wor-" Kakuzu paused as his eyes fell on his partner. "Are you crying?"
Deidara's night (Film: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy)
"Holy shit that took forever to finish!" Hidan shouted before downing his twelfth bottle of rum.
"I asked if you guys wanted to stop after the first but you said to put in the next so don't blame me hn." Deidara raised his hands defense.
"It was without a doubt a masterfully written story." Pain nodded his head. "Though I will say that four hours per movie is a bit to long."
"WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWELVE HOURS!?" Juzo shouted before running over to the window and pulling the curtains open let the view of the stormy sky into the room of ninja. "We started watching at nine last night, which makes it nine in the morning right now." He said to himself.
"Actually if you add in the directors cut portions it adds another three hours, it's noon." Konan spoke up though looked confused as Juzo paled slightly. "What's the problem, it's Sunday so we don't have to attend class?"
"I was suppose to meet up with Yang in town at ten..."
As he said this the door to the room cracked and dented inwards slightly. "JUZO YOU ASSHOLE, I WAS FOR TWO HOURS IN THE RAIN! COME OUT HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" The rage filled voice shook the room.
The nine other ninja looked to the now sweating ninja swordsmen, Pain was the one to speak up. "Run." With that one word Juzo jumped through the window just as the door flew off it's hinges revealing a red eyed Yang with flaming hair.
"Where?" She seethed causing everyone to point to the now shattered window.
Pain's night (Film: Sword of the Stranger)
"You know, when I saw it was another animated movie I thought it was gonna be a kids thing, but that was fucking sick hn." Deidara smiled while giving a nod of approval.
Sasori nodded as well. "I've always found samurai culture to be respectable and refined. Though it is a bit to honor based for my taste."
"So what, is he dead?" Kisame tilted his head in confusion. "I've seen men survive far worse sword wounds in the past."
"It's hardly fair to compare these people to ourselves." Pain added. "I for one enjoyed it thoroughly, a beautiful tale of redemption."
"It oddly remind me of someone else, but who?" Tobi scratched his head looking around the room until his eye fell on Itachi earning a glare from the Uchiha. Tobi shrugged. "I can't place it."
Juzo's night (Film: 2012)
"That was a strangely appropriate movie to end this whole... experience." Konan said looking over the group.
"What, you consider hanging out with us as comparable to the end of the world? We love you to bitch." Hidan chuckled this time dodging as a wave of shuriken pelted the chair he'd been sitting in. "HAH NOT THIS TIME YOU STUPID CUN-" This time an explosive tag landed on his forehead quickly blowing a hole in the wall sending him flying out.
"Well I enjoyed this, I've already got ideas for our next bonding exercise." Pain grinned as a look of surprise formed on everybody's faces. Standing and walking out of the room he left the now silent room.
"Well fuck."
I think that's a good place to call this one. I'm still considering writing a lemon and if I do it will be here. Leave me a review and tell me what all think. Until next time.