Author's Note: This takes place shortly after the gang encounter Lucrecia in the cave.

The Vincent Valentine Song

By Charles Xavier

"Vincent?" Yuffie crept into Vincent's dark room and found him sitting quietly on his bed with his back facing her. "Vinnie, Cloud and the others are getting kinda worried about you. They asked me to come see if you're okay."

"Leave me alone." Vincent replied meekly.

"It's about her again, isn't it?" Yuffie sighed.

Vincent gave a nod. His mind was still on Lucrecia. After recently having met her ghost, the ex-Turk's worries were suddenly flying back at him. It wasn't a pleasant feeling, but nothing could help him for now…except…

"Hey! I got it!" Yuffie snapped her fingers. "I know a song that'll cheer you up!"

The ninja flicked on the lights and gave a high whistle with her fingers. At that moment Moogles came crashing through the window, busting through the closet and jumping out the bathroom toilet. They gathered round Yuffie and Vincent.

Are you ready, Moogles?

Aye, aye, Yuffie!

I can't hear you!

AYE, AYE, YUFFIE!

OOOOH!

Who lives in the basement where no one can see?

Vincent Valentine!

Yuffie: Muscular and tasty and sexy is he!

Moogles: Vincent Valentine!

Who's got that demon driving him mad!

Vincent Valentine!

So sing along guys, he looks so sad!

VINCENT VALENTINE! VINCENT VALENTINE! VINCENT VALENTINE!

Vincent Valentine!

HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE!

Vincent couldn't stand the song anymore and ran out the room screaming his head off.

"I think he liked it!" Yuffie smiled.

Fin

Author's Note: I'll be posting a second Yuffentine musical fic this weekend! Beware!