I don't own Naruto or High School DxD, this is a fanfiction only.

My dad was no help, I swear he behaves like an absolute pervert sometimes, he kept telling me that I should could my blessings for having a young woman with such a beautiful body, try and get me to accept to work for her. I was not going to fall for just a pretty face. I also don't like the fact that she thinks I am weak enough that I need to be protected.

"Rias was it? I am sorry but as I understand it I owe you nothing, I did not ask for you to come and offer your protection, I am not a simple human. I am a divine dragon, as such, I can handle a horde of those fallen angels and not have much of a trouble, this poison, however, I do admit is rather new to me, once I get used to it, I shall be immune to its effects."

She did not look happy to hear me say that, I had to say something before she jumps to the wrong conclusion. I took a deep breath and looked at her, she looks adorable with that troubled look on her face like that, she sure knows how to use everything to her advantage, she almost reminds me of my beloved Tsunami.

"As I said I don't owe you anything or need protection, but you do. I am not against helping you and those that are close to you, like I said I am not human, so I would be glad to help you and your devils, but you must understand, my dragon honor does not allow me to be dishonest, and as such if you send me to meet some of your clients, I can not lie, and I will always be honest with them. Can you accept my aid with this condition?"

She took less than a second to go from gloomy to jumping up in joy and pressing one of my arms between her breasts. "I gladly accept, and offer you one more, do enough things for my group, and why you can have a wonderful time with me. I don't generally offer this, but somehow I gather that I would enjoy being with a gentleman like you, or should I say gentle dragon?"

"So tell me Naruto how much have you awaken in regards to your powers. I saw you use Divine Divide, so is that your only ability?" I wanted to say yes, but that would be dishonest. I simply could not do that, my dragon pride would not allow me.

"Actually Divine Divide is one of my secondary abilities, my main ability is Boost, I gained that from my father Ddraig, as I understand it doubles my strength and I can use it every ten seconds, I can destroy planets if I really felt like it. I also have a few abilities I learned while growing in another dimension, but I am still recovering from my travel across dimensions, so I can't use them yet. I was trained to be a Ninja."

One young man with blonde hair looked at me and then at her, "You have got to be kidding me, you are trained to be an assassin, and have an ability that can make you stronger than God and the ruler of Demons combined! I heard of people being overpowered but this is beyond anything I ever thought possible, would you mind sparring with me? I think I can finally get a decent workout!"

I could barely keep myself from laughing, I swear this guy reminds of Inari. I guess working with these devils will not be such a horrible thing after all. In a matter of less than a few minutes they made me feel relaxed, and I even remembered two people who I loved dearly and I don't think I could ever forget them.

"Is everything all right Naruto? Cause for some odd reason, you are almost in tears." There is someone else that appeared right next to Rias, she must be the other girl they call one of the beauties of our schools, I think her name is Akeno. I have to say she is rather nice to say it like that.

"Oh, it's nothing major it is just that hearing you, Kiba and Rias talk reminded me of my late wife and son. I guess I was crying without noticing, it has not been that long since I lost them you see, her name was Tsunami, and she sort of reminds me of Rias, and Inari was spunky and full of life like your friend Kiba over there."

Rias looked at me and put her hand on my shoulder, "Well I am sure that without help you will recover from their loss, and come to enjoy life working with us. Speaking of which have you ever heard of our little club, it is called ORC, Occult Research Club, and since you will be working with us, you will be a new member."

I looked upon Rias and tried my best to think of the best possibilities of this arrangement, but silently prepared for the worst. The arrangement would allow me to put my abilities to some good use, and maybe even see some combat, let's face it, the idea of living in a totally peaceful environment terrifies me to no end.

I was raised and have lived as a warrior most of my life, and the idea that one day you would be safe without any possible danger seems to be a fantasy on one side, and a good way to become so delusional that you are begging to get stabbed in the back. Peace is not a constant or prolonged thing, it is short, and it ends as quickly as it begins.

My father often said that Peace comes and goes as the cycles of the moon, you might be enjoying peace but somewhere conflict was sure to be happening. As I was introduced to the other members of the club they each began to tell me what the club was actually all about. It seems some rather depressed individuals feel that forming a contract with actual devils to solve their problems is actually the best solution to their problems.

They each get summoned thanks to those fliers Akeno and the other girls distribute, why the girls distribute them and not everyone? Well, the obvious answer is sex appeal, but because for some reason people are more willing to take a flier from a young woman than from a young man.

I was told that each member pretty much gets a summoning charm branded on them so that they can get to the people trying to summon them as quickly as possible. To me, it sounds like I will be getting a tattoo of your basic reverse summoning seal. I can write one of those in a matter of maybe half a minute. They aren't really that difficult after all.

I asked that mine be given to me so that I can come up with a better solution other than getting someone to inject ink into to me or burn it on. I actually came with a rather interesting means thanks to the idea of having a seal on a ring. I actually spent three days experimenting on it, they each summoned me using the flier from three different locations, and after some tonics, we managed to remove the previous summon seals from them.

Kiba didn't mind it as much as the girls it seems, they either didn't like the fact that the tonic must be applied physically or the fact that someone else would do that for them. I, of course, being respectful as I am, denied applying the tonic on any of them. I simply would not want to insult them in such a manner or want them to get the idea that I wanted an excuse to see them naked.

The two perverts that I caught peeking were more than enough reminder why such a thing should be avoided. Rias turns out was rather nice, kind, and yes quite beautiful, I enjoyed talking with her as much as I could. It was strange but for some reason, I truly enjoy speaking with her on any given subject.

During the three days of my testing the rings, I played more chess than ever in my life, and the fact is I had to learn the rules. You see during most of my life, I played Shogi with my friend Shikamaru but I found that I had a much easier time with Chess for some odd reason.

The day finally came when I was actually summoned and my ring began to glow. "You don't need to worry about anything, most of our clients are simply going to ask you for something rather simple. They simply think that only devils can help them do something, that otherwise would be impossible for ordinary folk."

"The act of summoning and signing a contract actually gives us a pretty good idea what kind of a soul that person possesses, you see for innocent help a soul contract is not needed, but for those that seek help in obtaining revenge or the murder of an enemy those souls require an actual contract by one of our devils. When their request is granted and the contract is fulfilled, the person who signed such a contract becomes ours, his soul when death finally occurs becomes the property of my family and thus in Devil terms, my family gains power."

She placed her hand on my shoulder almost like trying to offer me some emotional support, "As such, you would not be able to form such a contract, for you see Naruto, you are not a devil, you are a dragon. So you will handle those that need help." She leaned closer to me and as the summon seal was almost activating she gave me a kiss on my right cheek.

I appeared in a place I could say was an Otaku's heaven. I have never seen a man with this many manga tomes and figurines. The guy looked like someone that loved that drawn form of entertainment they call anime a lot, by a lot I mean the man was wearing clothes that looked very similar to the formal uniform of the Hokage. I am not even kidding he had the fire symbol and the big hat that all Kage used to wear.

"Great I ended up summoning someone who will be useless for what I want, I wanted Koneko to be my Sakura and let me enjoy some role-playing. Not some lame dude that looks like he has never seen a woman's T and A."

I began to look at the titles of the manga and this was ironic, it seems in this universe my name is synonymous with being a ninja, I kid you not, they made an entire what do they call it animated entertainment series based on my supposed life. If Jiraiya was alive here, he would literally sue the people that made this stuff.

"So you want Koneko to be your Sakura Haruno, and just out of curiosity do you plan to be Naruto or Sasuke on that particular role-playing session that you wanted to indulge in?" He looked at me with a surprised look one minute and with a bored look on his face a few seconds later.

"Like you would know what the difference between how she would act between those two characters. You look like a guy that has never even heard of the greatest anime series ever made, the classic Naruto!"

Boy, this was getting more embarrassing by the second. I decided to simply just stop trying to hold in and let instincts take over. "You better believe I know about Sakura and that Uchiha emo, Dattebayo! I know those two pains better than the recipe for Ichiraku Ramen."

For some reason, he really changed as I said that, he began to actually look at me with a bit more friendly. "You mean you know of Sakura, oh come on, I bet you don't know half as much as I do. How about we put your knowledge against mine, and see who really knows his stuff and who is a lame pretender?" I put my foot on his table and with one eye closed and a thumbs up I simply said that it would be a challenge I would win, believe it.

Thirty minutes I knew that the anime actually toned down Sakura quite a bit, not surprising since the show was supposed to be for kids. We spent talking about everything from the villages, to the academy, from Iruka to Kakashi, form the tailed beasts to Gaara, we talked about things that would seem trivial but as I answered the guy looked like he was having a great time.

As I was about ready to leave he asked me how did I know so much about his favorite anime, I could not hold it in anymore, "How can I know so much of the hidden villages you ask? That is simply because I am Naruto, the scapegoat of Konoha, the favorite punching bag of one abusive Sakura Haruno. You promise to keep this a secret?"

He, of course, didn't believe me, till I did a series of hand signs and after a cloud of smoke cleared, I was standing between two shadow clones. "You still think I am kidding?" All three of us said that at the same time, and the guys fainted from sheer joy. I guess this guy will be one of my regular clients from now on.

The two clones did a high five and they disappeared since they ended up hitting each other on the head a little too hard. I began to walk towards the dorms and I realized that if the clients I would handle were like him, this entire getting summoned by clients would not be so bad.

As I began walking on the sidewalk, I began to see something that made no sense, a nurse but dressed in red, showing more cleavage than you would imagine, I swear I was almost looking at her nipples. She was certainly confident about herself and she was walking on the same sidewalk as I was.

When she got close enough to me, she tried to stab me with what seems to be a lance made of light. These fallen angels need to learn a little bit more about combat and modesty it seems. "Look, you can drop the act and your disguise, that attack was pathetic, and you clearly are a fallen angel. Why don't we go to the park and have a proper fight, unless you want to run away because you are more chicken then a fallen angel."

She threw her spear at me and I caught it in my hand, crushed it like it was nothing and she kept doing that a few times. This lady has worse aim than Sakura, I swear the way she threw her lance it was pretty much telegraphing her targets.

As I avoided and kept moving back, I finally made it back to the nearby park, I chose this location because it was normally a secluded place this late in the evening. She threw yet another two spears, two at the same time, I caught them both and threw them right back except I pinned her to a nearby tree.

The spears hurt both of her arms and as she made them disappear she had to reveal her actual appearance which didn't help me any, it seems the woman was a dominatrix in her private life and has no shame as she pretty much didn't leave much to the imagination. I at least knew she did not dye her hair.

"You are a worthless human, how can you catch and do that to my lances? What kind of a freak are you? What are you hiding? Are you an angel or what!" I began to feel anger from her, sensing that she felt that this was not fair, dad decided to appear and my red gauntlet appeared.

I then ran as fast as I could and punched her hard enough to cause her to be sent flying against a tree. "What the hell? A double critical! I am not wasting time on garbage like that! You are the one that Raynare was supposedly taking care off. To hell with his, I will let Raynare know she should take care of her own garbage!"

She flew off and I was left wondering why did dad do that. "Hey dad, why did you suddenly decide to appear?" What he told me shocked me more than what that fallen angel was wearing, he said and I kid you not, he wanted to check out how good the fallen angel looked, I am not kidding dad made the gauntlet that is a physical sign on his soul appear so he could have a look at the assets of the latest fallen angel to attack me.

I truly wonder if the reason I haven't met mother was the fact that I was stolen when I was still an egg or the fact that it seems my father is such a pervert.