I hope no one takes this story seriously or personally. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely adore Lillie. But I saw some art depicting a Tom and Jerry title screen, but with Lillie and Nebby instead and I immediately fell in love with the idea. This story is in no way meant to be taken seriously, it's just something I'm doing for the sake of my own personal enjoyment. I have help writing this from a DeviantArt user named allcreation104. I know Lillie doesn't really do anything to DESERVE this kind of abuse...But to be fair, it's not intentional on anyone's part. Nebby is just exploring and isn't really aware of what's going on, and the slapstick is coming more from Lillie's own clumsiness and bad luck. Sure, there's the Pokemon, but those are basically wild animals, so you can't be too mad at them, right? I tried my best not to make this too mean-spirited, so if you guys could let me know if I succeeded, and if not how I could improve in the future, that would be wonderful.

Location: The Beach

Lillie was currently hiding behind a tree waiting for her pokemon Nebby. He just hated being in her bag, but it was for his own good.

Leaving a hot plate of Poppins underneath her cage trap hanging above it. Lillie just had to keep playing the waiting game.

Soon, she did get a bite!

"Finally! I got you now Neb-I'm so sorry!" Lillie yelled when she saw wasn't Nebbie, but a Wingull instead.

When Lillie opened the cage, the Wingull began pecking at her head!

"Ouch! Please stop! Oh dear..." She whined, trying to get the bird off of her head.

"WING!" Wingull squawked angrily at the girl.

"I know, I know!" Lillie squeaked.

Just when Lillie thought the bird would never go away, the angry Wingull was tackled by Nebby, causing the flying type to to run away.

"Nebby! You saved me!" Lillie smiled before he ran away again. She turned to see that a flock of angry Wingulls were chasing after him, and she was unfortunately in the way.

"Oh no...Please wait! Stop!" She raised her arms up, but it was unfortunately too late for her. The flock of sea birds all flew directly into her, making her into an unwilling passenger in their flight.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" PUT ME DOWN!" Lillie screamed as she closed her eyes, not wanting to meet her demise by heights.

The flock of Wingull were unaware of her pleas until they noticed a misfit in their ranks. One of them let out a squawk, and got the attention of the rest. They all looked at Lillie, exchanged glances...And then flew away from her. Lillie sighed in relief...Until she noticed how high up she was. Blinking twice, she was silent for a moment...

And then, gravity took effect, and the blonde girl plummeted to the sand below.

THUD!

"Ow... At least the sand broke my fall..." Lillie mumbled, getting up and noticed the huge pile of sand she landed on.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" Lillie heard a male voice and turned around with wide eyes.

"I...I'm sorry...?" She said meekly.

"You just destroyed the great sand sculpture Solgaleo!" An angry tourist yelled.

Lillie stood up. "Oh no! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to destroy anything..."

"Young lady, do you have any idea how important that was?"

"I...I know..." Suddenly, a large police officer approached and placed a hand on Lillie's shoulder.

"I'm terribly sorry, young lady, but you destroyed our priceless sculpture."

"SORRYYYYYYYY!" Lillie squealed as she was sent flying through the air once more. She crashed down on the sand again and began to slide, furrowing a tunnel as she did so.

By the time she came to a stop, her entire upper body was buried in sand, her butt sticking up awkwardly in the air.

"Mommy! What is that?!" A young boy asked, pointing at Lillie's butt.

"Um...It's just a girl playing in the sand, dear...Come along, don't point, it's rude." A woman's voice replied.

"This cannot get any worse." Lillie moaned, her face blushing an atomic red from beneath the hot sand.

"TIDAL WAVE!"

"OH COM-"

Lillie was abruptly washed out of her predicament in the sand, as a massive wave of water came over her, pulling her into the water.

Lillie's head broke the surface of the water. Closer to the shore, she saw Nebbie happily darting in and out of the sea. "Nebby! You get back in that bag right now, little mister!" Lillie called out sternly. Nebby was too far away to hear her, however. Lillie growled. "Oh, you!" She crossed her arms with a huff.

But her annoyance VERY quickly turned to worry, as a strong breeze caused Nebbie to be sent flying towards the city. The little Pokemon cheered and smiled widely as the wind blew him around.

Lillie's eyes widened, and she clapped her hands to her cheeks. "Eep! Nebby!" She squeaked as the little Pokemon vanished from sight. She began to swim as hard as she could, but no matter how hard she tried, she wasn't getting any closer to land.

Then she noticed that something was holding onto her ankle... She turned around very slowly, sweating despite being submerged in water.

"AHHH!" Lillie screamed when she saw a Tentacruel latching onto her leg. The girl tried desperately to break free of the Pokemon's grip.

Tentacruel squeezed Lillie's leg tightly and let out a low growl, not pleased at this human for invading its territory. Tentacruel began to slam Lillie into the water repeatedly before pulling back its tentacle...and throwing her back to the beach as hard as it could. As the girl went flying, Tentacruel snorted and sunk deep into the depths.

Lillie screamed as she flew towards a palm tree. She slammed facefirst into the tree, and the second she made contact, she was flattened into a perfect disk shape, before falling to the sand headfirst.

After a few moments, Lillie popped back into her original shape and rubbed her head. "Ow..." She mumbled, rubbing her aching head. Hopping to her feet, she narrowed her eyes. Nebby was in trouble! She needed to find him! Looking around, she saw something that would help.

'Rental bikes! Perfect!' She thought.

"Hey! Get back here!" The owner shouted as Lillie rode one of the bikes without paying.

"I'M SORRY! I'LL BRING IT RIGHT BACK!" Lillie called out to the man running the bike stand.

And then she was very promptly run over by a car.

"Oh my god! My dad is gonna kill me!" The teenage boy got out of his car to inspect the damage, not noticing the injured Lillie.

She was lying facefirst on the pavement, flat as a pancake, twitching sporadically as she let out a moan of pain.

"Why me...?"

"Oh crap!" The boy finally noticed the injured Lillie. The boy pulled out his wallet and dropped some cash onto her. "This never happened."

Lillie pulled her face up to reveal a nasty shiner and a rather large bump on her forehead. She stumbled over to the bicycle rental in a daze and handed him the money to pay for the now ruined bike. "Don't you believe it..." She drawled out before collapsing to the sand.

Some time later, Lillie woke up with a groan. The lifeguards had made sure to tend to her injuries, and now she was able to resume the search for Nebby.

"Oooh, Nebby, why'd you leave the bag?" Lillie fussed, worried sick. "You could be ANYWHERE in the city right now, lost, alone..."

"Cos!"

"Oh, hi Nebby. ...Nebby! You got back!" Lillie exclaimed, smiling at the Cosmog, who jumped up and down with a smile. "Now just-Wait, don't run away again!" Lillie once again ran after her runaway Pokemon.

Nebby smiled happily as he pranced throughout the beach. He really liked it. It was pretty and warm and it had a lot of nice people around.

Nebby's eye caught something. A man was handing a child some kind of blobby thing in a cone. Nebby grew curious, and yearned to see what it was. And so, he hopped over to the child.

Lillie continued her chase after the little Cosmog. "NEBBY, HOW COULD YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME LIKE THI-AGH!" Lillie was cut off when she tripped over a Slowpoke and stumbled towards the ice cream cart. The man running it jumped out of the way with a yelp as Lillie crashed into his stand, tipping it over and knocking out several of his tubs of frozen dessert, one of which her entire head was currently lodged in.

Meanwhile, Nebby was approaching the child with the ice cream. The little boy looked at Nebby and his eyes widened. "It's a ball." He said.

"Pew?" Nebby tilted his head curiously.

"The ball's alive!" The boy smiled. "Hi, Mr. Ball! What're you doing?" Nebby smiled and jumped up and down. "Playing? Me too!" Nebby's smile widened. Then he looked at the boy's ice cream curiously. The boy looked at the remaining ice cream. "Want some ice cream, Mr. Ball?" Nebby blinked and moved towards the boy, who held the cone out to him. "Just take a lick." The boy said, and Nebby complied. Upon tasting the ice cream, Nebby jumped up and down joyfully, causing the boy to giggle. "Want it?" He held the cone out to Nebby, who took it with a big smile and gave the boy a nuzzle in appreciation before moving on to see more stuff. "Bye, Mr. Ball!"

Meanwhile, Lillie still had her head stuck in the ice cream.

Her entire head was submerged in the cold dairy treat, and she got a mouthful of it when she fell into it, leaving her with a severe case of...

"B-B-Brainf-f-f-freeze..." Came Lillie's muffled voice.

After forcing herself to think coherently, Lillie managed to lift her head up, wiping her face clean of the rocky road ice cream.

She was biting her lip and whimpering. "I don't even like Rocky Road..." She whined. Then an ice cream cone fell directly on top of her head, prompting her to let out a sigh.

"Ma'am, are you all right?" The vendor asked, helping her to her feet. "I am SO sorry! I keep telling that Slowpoke of mine not to lay there where people can easily trip over him, but he does it anyway..."

"Oh no, I'm the one who should be sorry for ruining your ice cream!" Lillie said, shaking her head.

"No, it's fine, I have plenty more in stock." The vendor assured her. Lillie hesitated.

"I should pay you back..." And so after that, she looked around for Nebby. Eventually, she noticed him at the taco stand, his face already covered in ice cream. "Oh, Nebby..." Lillie groaned.

The little Pokemon approached the stand and hopped up and down happily. The man running it looked down at the small Pokemon and smiled. "Well ain't you the cutest thing?" He chuckled. Nebby let out a cheerful cooing sound, causing the man to chuckle before looking around. "Heh...Seems no one's looking." He discretely handed the Cosmog a taco. "You best be off, little fella. If people find out I gave you a free hot dog, they'll all want one." Nebby cheered and hugged the man around the leg before taking off with his prize.

Lillie put her hands on her hips and puffed her cheeks out in anger. "Ooh, Nebby..." She growled, running forward...right over a Palossand.

The sand castle Pokemon grabbed Lillie's leg and tripped her, causing her to let out a squeak. "Oh no...Please don't do this." Lillie pleaded. Palossand ignored her pleas and yanked her down underneath the beach sand. All was silent for a moment...

And then an eruption of sand occurred as Lillie was sent flying sky-high, screaming all the while. As she came down, she cringed and braced herself when she saw the upcoming taco stand...

CRASH!

She crashed right through the taco stand and landed in the soft sand beneath it with such force that she only had her butt sticking out of the silt. And then, to add insult to injury, various taco ingredients came down upon the rear end protruding out of the hot sand. Sauce, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, ground beef...The works.

"Oh for the love of-That darn Pallossand!" The vendor yelled in anger. "Always terrorizing potential customers!" The Palossand popped up and gave the man the biggest grin it could muster up. "And now you're pokin' fun of me, you stupid sandcastle?!" Palossand shrugged in response.

Meanwhile, the stand directly next to the taco stand was selling grilled cheese. Things usually went well for the runners of the grilled cheese stand. However, today, things had been off. The stand had been making odd noises. "What do you think's going on?" One of the vendors asked the other.

"Who knows?" The second vendor shrugged. It wasn't until the last possible second that they realized they had a gas leak. By the time they realized it, one of them had already lit a match, causing an explosion that left the two men covered head to toe in soot.

"...I blame you." The first one said.

After the stand exploded, hot cheese began to spray out every which way. And Lillie, who was still stuck in the sand, got the worst of it.

"AAAAAGH!" Lillie's scream was muffled due to being underground, but she felt the hot cheese completely cover her exposed rear end.

And just when she thought it couldn't get any worse... A Krabby became curious when it saw the strange lump sticking out of the sand.

The little crab approached and poked at it cautiously, blinking in surprise when it let out a soft squeak. Smiling widely, the crab pinched its claws together... And I'm sure you can piece together the rest.

Lillie shrieked in pain, the sudden jolt of agony in her backside giving her the much needed boost to escape her sandy prison. The young girl held her damaged rear end in pain.

She pouted as she sat on the sand for several moments. "My dress is ruined..." She said with a sigh. She stayed like that for several moments before remembering. "Oh wait! Nebby!" Lillie got right back up again searching for her Pokemon.

She saw Nebby playing in the sand nearby. Reaching down, she grabbed her bag and dashed forward, intending to scoop Nebby up and put him in the bag for a well-deserved time out. When she was within distance, she pounced...Only for Nebby to move to the left in order to pick up more sand to play with, causing her to overshoot it and slam facefirst into a palm tree.

Lillie groaned as she slowly slid down the tree, rubbing at her head. Then, several coconuts began to fall down on her head in a rhythmitic pattern, the final one cracking open on impact and becoming stuck tight around her head.

Lillie screamed as she began wandering around aimlessly. Some of the people began to scream in terror at the hideous new Pokemon, who was actually just a young girl with a coconut stuck on her head.

"Stand back, everyone!" The life guard said. "Everything will be all right!" His eyes narrowed. "I will deal with this new Pokemon." He pulled a Pokeball out of his bag. "Poliwrath! I choose you!"

In a flash of light, the blue poligwog appeared and approached the challenger with a threatening glare.

"Poliwrath! Use Water Gun!" The life guard commanded as his Pokemon shot out high pressurized water at Lillie sending her flying towards another palm tree.

She slammed into it back-first and fell to the sand facefirst, her rear end sticking straight up in the air.

"It's weakened!" The lifeguard exclaimed. "Now it's safe to catch it!" With a grunt, he threw a Pokeball at Lillie...And she actually went inside of it.

"AHHH! Where am I?!" Lillie shouted, her coconut finally broken. What she saw was a cold and empty void.

Suddenly, a voice sounded out from within the confined space. "Subject identified as not a Pokemon. Initiating forcible ejection."

"...I don't like the sound of that..." Lillie squeaked.

Outside, the life guard was celebrating his victory. "Ha! I'll train this new Pokemon, and it will be a valuable asset to my-"

The Pokeball burst open and a girl was sent rocketing into the sky with a scream, disappearing in a twinkle.

Nebby had had his fun, and was ready to return to the bag. Waiting beside the bag, he looked around for Lillie, wondering where she could have gone.

He received his answer when she landed directly next to him, splashing sand on him to bury him while she was lodged headfirst in the silt with only her legs sticking out.

"Pew?"Nebby popped out of the sand and poked at the legs, now concerned that his trainer was hurt.

Lillie just let out a groan as her leg twitched. "Gimme a few more minutes..." She mumbled. Then the Krabby from earlier returned and happily gave the legs a good, strong pinch.

"Ow!" Lillie shouted, breaking free of her sand prison.

An offended Nebby rammed into the Krabby, sending it scuttling off, before happily jumping into Lillie's arms. Lillie pouted. "I hope you know what I had to go through because you wouldn't stay in the bag like I told you to." She said sternly. Nebby tilted his head in confusion. "...Please just get in the bag, Nebby." Lillie said in exasperation. Nebby nodded with a smile and obeyed.

Lillie glared at the bag for several moments before sighing. "I'm...glad you had fun, Nebby." She said with a small smile.