Ash Descends, Red Ascends

Normal Life

"Serena! She's crying again!" Alex yelled throughout the house, trying to calm his two year old daughter down, it wasn't helping when the two Pikachu's got annoyed with sparks flying off their red cheeks.

"Oh Ash, you're the champion, yet you can't calm a two-year-old," Pikachu moaned with sprinting out the room with his mate. (Sorry Buneary and Glaceon!)

"You should have seen him take care of Diana's brother," Peppa (The female pikachu) huffed.

"If you two are bring that shit up again, no chocolate oran berries for a year!" Ash yelled but earned a knock on the head.

"No swearing around our daughter," Serena smiled, holding a book called 'Infant Care'.

"You're not expecting me to read that are you?" Alex sighed, and swiped the book from her. "Fine."

"Come on, you're an aura guardian, the Johto Champion, a world famous singer, a psychic user… yet you can't handle a book." Sylveon tried not to laugh so hard, getting a nudge from Delphox.

"Hee hee…" Delphox collapsed laughing, trying to run away from the small aura sphere that Alex sent. "Run for your tails!"

"How are Clemont and Bonnie doing?" Serena asked, carrying her raven/blonde daughter.

"Bonnie's a gym leader now," Alex shrugged. "And… Clemont's inventions won't explode. Much."

"Seriously?" Serena laughed.

"... Alain's still champion, Diana's Champion of Alola, Raven has to stay in his house to avoid fanmail with Amber stuck with him…" Alex counted the recent events. "Misty and Brock, nothing much happened to them, same with Cilan."

"And our daughter," Serena smiled as the girl looked up at them with her hazel eyes, she had thunderbolt marks on her face as well.

The doorbell rang, which the two pikachu's opened it.

"Diana!" Peppa chirped.

"Pikachu! How long has it been?" Diana hugged Peppa back and whispered, "Any pichu's?"

Peppa blushed at this, she jumped out of her grasp, told Pikachu something, and the two gestured her to follow them.

They walked into a room, which made Diana's eye widen.

"... oh Arceus," Diana gasped at the sight of a pokemon nursery.

"Are those yours?" Diana whispered, pointing at the seven sleeping pichu. "So… cute…!"

"Are those baby eevee?! Wait, Delphox and Greninja…" Diana is on the urge of fainting over cuteness.

"Hey Diana," Alex greeted, still holding the book that Serena gave him.

"Geez, Greninja and Delphox, did they?" Diana asked mischievously.

"Yeah, that fennekin," Alex laughed.

"Hey Alain."

"Nice house," Alain said as he entered the house and slouched on the sofa.

"How's Kalos?" Alex asked.

"One word : paperwork," Alain groaned, clipping the bridge of his nose. "Ugh…"

"It's not that bad," Alex laughed, tossing him a can of drink.

"It is," Alain sighed. "Tell Cynthia, Trip, Diana and Diantha that."

"I get it," Alex laughed. "Diana's here, by the way."

"She is?" Alain asked, sitting up.

"I am," Diana said behind him, well, upside down with her head sticking out of a portal. "Sorry, got too caught up on the babies!"

"How's your daughter?" Alain asked.

"She's fine, just gets pouty when Pikachu shocks me, other than that, she loves pokemon, especially the Pichu that…" Alex murmured the last word, and grabbed Pikachu. "... are his children!"

"Pika?!" Pikachu yelled, shocking Alex.

"Still the same," Alain said sweat dropping at the smoking Ash.

"Uh…" Alex collapsed slowly to the ground with a thud.

"How's your daughter, Diana?" Alain asked.

Diana blushed and threw a pillow at Alain's face, "I'm still dating!"

"She's 21," Alex said getting up.

"Never expected a champion to be so young," Alain shrugged.

"Because… you're 31?" Diana asked. "Takes some skill to stay champion for ten years."

"How's Luna?" Alex asked, noticing they've ignored the blue haired elite.

"She's at Unova in a concert, we'll probably catch her on television," Diana laughed. "Are you considering to sing again any time soon?"

"I thought you and Raven were going tomorrow," Alex pointed his pinky at Diana with his hand holding a can of beer. "Where is it this time?"

"Kalos," Diana shrugged. "Alain, I don't know if you'll be there, 'cause I'm teleporting there later."

"I'll try," Alain laughed, at this moment, Serena entered the room and saw Alex drinking.

"You need to lay off those stuff," Serena moaned.

"... it's only my second can this week," Alex chuckled.

"Yeah, a second can too much," They all said.

"Raven! Where the hell is Amber?!" Diana yelled in the backstage with her singing uniform ready with her pink headset on.

"He fled," Raven moaned.

"Luckily this song is a duet," Diana said, getting on her pedestal, well, levitating herself on anyway.

"And… rumours are going to say we're a damn couple," Raven thought.

"They're starting!" Bonnie yelled at the VIP stands.

"You dragged me from the gym for this," Clemont groaned.

"Why wouldn't you want to see our friends?" Bonnie pouted, despite her age.

"And now, the Crystals! The song they're bringing today, is…"

The pedestals slowly rose and revealed Diana and Raven.

"I wish that we, were on TV," Raven started (This is an actual song, Pika Girl X God is a Girl). "Just like in pokemon."

Then he turned to face Diana, "You'd be a pika-girl, in a poke world. Yes, life would be so fun!"

"I'd be a trainer boy, and I would make the choice, to go and search for you. I'd throw my pokeball, and I would catch them all. You'd be my Pikachu!"

"Pi-Pikachu!"

"You're my pika-girl, in the poke world. Oh, I won the gym badge, but you won my heart."

"Pika!"

"Pika-girl, in the poke world. And now that I've got you, we can never part."

"Chu!"

"The pokeball in my life's open for you."

"Pika!"

"You're my pika-girl, in the poke world. Just like in pokemon!"

After that, it's Diana's turn...

She looked at Raven, and sang, "God is a girl, wherever you are, do you believe it, can you receive it? God is a girl, whatever you say, do you believe it, can you receive it?"

"Pi pi pikachu!"

"God is a girl, however you live, do you believe it, can you receive it? God is a girl, she's only a girl, do you believe it, can you receive it?"

The song ended, and the crowd went wild.

"And now, we welcome Sapphire!"

"Luna?" The two jerked their heads.

A new song started for her arrival.

"I'm just like candy, I can be sweet. If you're a good boy, I'll be your treat. I'm just like candy, I can be sweet. If you're a good boy, I'll be your treat."

"It might be nice, but whatever you do, don't have too much, I'm no good for you."

"Now unwrap me and you will see, one little taste brings you to your knees. It might be fun, but whatever you do, don't have too much, I'm no good for you!"

Okay, at this rate, the stage even wobbled with the fan's cheers.

"They're so awesome!" Bonnie squealed, Dedenne was in the same situation.

"Where's Ash and Amber?" Clemont thought.

"Ah-choo!" Amber sneezed.

"Are you alright?" A boy asked him. "You don't want to get sick when we're in holiday you know."

"Someone's talking about me…" Amber sniffed.

"They're awesome," Alex laughed as he sat in front of his flat screen television, enjoying some popcorn.

"Geez," Alain said as he popped open another soda. "Not bad for a champion."

"Says you," Alex teased.

"Shut up," Alain rolled his eyes playfully.

Dun dun dun dun dun~ The end. Yay me.