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Let's face it Fan Fiction is one of the best ways to improve your writing, but the cliches for Fan Fiction are so bad that they hinder writing. And every now and then someone may use these cliches and make a really well written and good story, but most of the times there a piece of crap(I'm looking at you My Immortal). And no Fan Fic has the worst cliches then Harry Potter. So let us see the many cliches in the Harry Potter Fan Fics out there.

1) Ron Bashing!
Ron bashing is a very common way for writers who hate Ron to make him look like a prick just so Hermione can get with Harry (or Draco Malfoy). So let's take a look.

Harry was in the common room with Hermione, they were both studying. Harry then looked at his friend and noticed how pretty she is. Just then Ron came in.

"Hey Hermione how's it going." Ron said while placing a hand on her shoulder.

Hermione yelped and screamed "Ha Ron how could you touch?" Hermione asked frantically "Harry help he's sexually harrassing me."

Harry saw that Hermione was in danger and got out his wand and pointed it at Ron "How could you Ron? she was your best friend and you do this to her. You better have a good excuse."

"I didn't even do anything." exclaimed Ron.

"Wrong answer!" Harry shouted. He then fired a curse at Ron "Avada Kedavra!"

Ron was dead.

"Oh Harry you saved me, let's get married and have kids and live happily ever after." said Hermione as she hugged Harry.

"Totally Hermione, I love you even though I saw you as my sister." harry said, then kissed Hernione.

Dumbledore then came in and said "Harry I'd like to thank you for saving Hermione from this abuser" He said a pointing at the dead Ron "I hereby award you one thousand points to Gryffindor and an award for special services to the school." He then handed Harry then award.

Molly and Arthur come in "Oh Harry you saved the innocent Hermione from my evil son, you are the best hero Hogwarts has seen." Molly said while crying tears of joy.

"You have done well Harry, I hereby name you heir to the Weasley family even though I have five other son" said Arthur.

"Am I the only one that's pissed that Ron's dead even though he didn't do anything wrong and just touched Hermione on the shoulder?" Ginny asked while looking confused.

"YES" everyone said.

Did you like it? NO! Yeah that was really bad but trust me, there's more.

2) Harry is more powerful then anyone.
This stupid fanfic is about Harry being God like.

Harry was in the Ministry of Magic with Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Neville, Luna, and the order of the phoenix. Harry had beaten all the death eaters with just a flick of the wand and saved everyone. He then ran into Voldemort. "I Harry Potter, have come to destroy you Voldemort." Said Harry.

"Try to beat me Harry Potter." Taunted Voldemort.

Harry then raised his wand and shouted "Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort was dead, even though Harry didn't destroy all his horcruxes but Harry was so powerful Voldemort would die.

"Oh Harry your soooo powerful," praised Ginny, "Let's have sex." she said even though Ginny's like fourteen.

"Hey you can't have Harry, he's mine." said Hermione, even though she's like a sister to Harry.

"Girls I'm man enough for two." said Harry, even though he's a scrawny fifteen year old.

"Fine with me." said Hemrione.

"Me too." said Ginny.

Harry then apparrated them both to an unknown location to marry both girls and have lots of kids and lived happily ever after.

"Wait hold up guys this makes no sense, Harry at best is above average." said Luna.

"This is Fanfiction Luna, they write you all sorts of ways, hell I died in thlast one." said Ron.

"Oh, well Neville want to have a threeway with me a Ron?" asked Luna.

"Sure." said Neville.

The End!

See, even I can make this version of a fanfic cliche look like crap.

3) Veela Draco
This cliche is a piece of shit, What the fuck is up you guys writing this. Since when has pure blood Draco Malfoy been a Veela? And to make matters worst when you type in Veela in the search bar Draco has 1,141 fanfics. 1,141, how is that possible, He's not a Veela, he's a pureblood. WHATS WORST IS THAT FLEUR HAS 201... 201 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO NO NO THAT'S JUST STUPID, THIS IS RETAR- let's just get this over with.

So Draco turned fifteen today and found out he's a Veela, this is really shocking for him because he was raised pure blood, and Veela aren't pure bloods. Draco felt bad because now he's not even a human.

So Draco was at Hogwarts when he just found out that Harry is his mate, even though Veelas don't have fucking mates. So now Draco must pluck up the courage and ask Harry out, even though Harry hates him.

"Potter will you go out with me? I'm a Veela and your my mate so it's cool" asked Draco.

"Can't, one I hate you, two I'm straight, and three turns out Ginny's also a Veela, shocking isn't it, and I'm her mate." said Harry while going back to making out with Ginny.

"But your my mate" whined Draco, even though he was straight in canon and hates Harry.

"fuck off Malfoy, Harry's my man." snapped Ginny, she then got out her wand and said "There's only room enough for one Veela at this school. And that's me! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Draco then fell to the floor dead.

"I'm not even mad." said Snape "One thousand points to Gryffindor."

Harry and Ginny then went back to making out

Now stop making Draco a veela.

4) Drarry affair.
Oh this will be fun.

Draco was coming inside his flat he shared with his boyfriend of three years Harry. As Draco came into the flat he heard a thud and moaning coming from their bedroom. Assuming the worst Draco got out his wand and went to the room.

When he got inside he saw that Harry was naked lying on his back with an equally naked Ginny Weasley riding him like a nimbus "Harry what are you doing?"

"Oh hey Draco, turns out I'm straight and have a thing for red heads and since Ginny is a woman and has red hair so why not." Harry said while still having sex with Ginny.

"But what about us?" asked Draco

"What about you? Harry likes me and only me." said Ginny, she then got off of Harry and grabbed her wand " AVADA KEDAVRA!" Draco then fell on the floor, dead.

"Oh Harry let's get married." suggested Ginny.

"As long as we can keep doing this then sure." said Harry as both him and Ginny went back to having sex.

FUCK DRARRY!

5) Mary Sue!
I'm guilty of OCs in my Evans bro universe. So let's make fun of me.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were on the Hogwarts express in a compartment, they were in a compartment talking about how awesome fourth year is gonna be until the door opened.

"Hello, is Harry Potter here?" asked a very pretty girl.

"Yes I'm here." said Harry.

"The girl then flipped her long black hair and said "Hi I'm Mary Sue. I'm Hot, very nice to people, in all four houses, extremly powerful, and may or may not be the daughter of Voldemort can I join your group?"

"No fuck off, there's only room for one girl in this group." said Hermione. she then pushed Mary out, closed the door and went back to talking to others.

"That was bad ass Hermione." complimented Ron.

"You know it."

Well I can go on about this but I'll leave it here, i might go on might no, but let's all just stop using these cliches. And if we us them then let's at least make the Story good. See you soon.