AN/ because there is NEVER enough photogenic Clark Kent in fanfiction. Also effin hormones.

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4/13/2017

TITLE: PHOTO-OOPS SERIES *WINK NUDGE NUDGE*

CHAPTER ONE

A Thing Called Beauty (OR this title just came out by the seat of my ass)

By: janahjeanb

"Don't move damnit!" Lois Lane practically growl as she threaten Clark with a pointed folded newspaper.

Clark Kent more or less freeze as per usual everytime Lois threaten, growl, yelled at him. He was out on the street that morning looking for news and had just collapse into his chair at the Daily Planet like limp noodles.

"What is t-this?" He stammer looking back and forth between Lois who is holding him hostage and the approaching Cat Grant who is wearing a shit-eating smile.

Clark's eyes grow even wider when his normally competitive partner seemed to defer at Cat for instruction.

"I don't know Cat. Maybe we should just have him sit on his desk?" She asked Cat.

"Hmm," Cat absentmindedly reply as she study Clark. Clark, who was use to the more open leering, teasing look from Cat, was uncomfortable fidgeting.

"Can you tell me what is goin on??" Clark beg. He might have laugh as Lois push his chair away from the desk but he was more concern about the fact that he is treated like prime beef by both femme.

"Ohhh good idea." Cat purred at Lois' action before she turn to Clark and put him out of misery by answering his question. "Perry wants to do a personal calendar which features his crew and you're next."

"Cattt," Lois wailed. "He looks ...awful!" She accuse after studying her

partner who didnt help matter with his hands resting primly on his lap and both legs close properly.

"And here, I thought you know men Cat!" Lois sniffed.

"I know men but he is your partner, Lois!" Cat yelled back. "Where have you been this morning anyway, Clark?" She asked Clark.

"O-outside beating the s-street," stammered Clark.

Cat look outside at the terrible heatwave. "Funny, you don't look heatstrok-y." She narrowed her eyes before she bend and take a whiff at Clark.

Clark who don't sweat. Sweat figuratively. "I-i went h-home and uh,change." He lied.

Cat didn't believe him but her reputation is at stake as a gentlemen's lady and she have to pick that first. "Here." She shocked Clark when she force a knee in between his legs, forcing them open.

Both Cat and Lois share a laugh as Clark turn red as a firetruck. "Slouch honey," Cat coaxed, "give us your best bad boy look."

Lois chortled at that.

Clark throw her back a nasty look as if saying hey! I can do bad boy.

Cat knows how to play men and easily enough she played Clark like a maestro. "Good," she said softly as Clark slouch in the chair," pretend it's a soft expensive armchair that happen to be yours."

Cat bite her lip seeing but not seeing what is missing in the pic.

"I could get rid of this?" Clark who can't stand people looking helpless offer as he slide a hand on the lapel of his suit.

Cat smile gratefully."good idea," she praised.

Clark stood up quickly to get rid of the coat and Cat was impress that when he sat down again, he got the posture Cat wanted on his first try.

"Don't move!!" Lois shriek after a brief period where both girls tried to memorize the delicious picture Clark made as he slouch on the chair looking suddenly hot and masculine while he was framed by sunlight. The white longsleeve, loosen tie, the hairs on his hand, the glittering simple watch compliment nicely with the ebony hair and cheeks.

"You made a great bad boy," Cat teased.

Clark watched Lois impatiently tugging Jimmy off his chair. Jimmy was stuffing donuts in a hurry.

"Do you think Lois likes me better if I'm more … bad?" Clark asked, not being able to look at Cat in the eye.

"Jesus. He got it bad." Cat thought amused and pitying at the same time. "Hon," Cat tactfully answered, "you are just what Lois needs. Give it time."

"There that wasn't so bad wasn't it?" Lois mockingly told Clark in babytalk after Jimmy took his pictures, one at the chair and another one where he is standing up with a geeky v-sign at the camera which he vowed to give to his mom.

Clark just breathe noisily in his nose before he grab for Lois and have her lie on his lap and spank the spunk out of her.

Lois might have an idea that Clark was at the end of his rope in dealing with her and she grow quiet. She swallowed when her eyes met his.

Thankfully Cat broke in with a laugh as she sat down on Clark's lap and sang, "and here comes the fun part! Jimmy!!" She snapped her finger at the young lad.

Lois watched with a smirk in the face of Clark's obvious discomfort of having a woman in his lap.

"Oh quit it!" Cat said annoyed at Clark's squirming before she face Jimmy who is counting up to five.

Clark give a tentative smile at the camera, after all, he can be kind. Lois heart lurch at how cute Cat and Clark look together.

"Now you can show people that picture if they think you're gay, Smallville." Lois tease instead.

Clark actually growl, much to Cat's delighted surprise. She clapped her hands and said her farewell. "Bye lovers, I'm going out."

Clark watched Lois looking indignant at them being address as lovers. Cat really loves to get under Lois's skin even if Clark ended up as collateral damage.

Lois decided to leave as well but before she can go, what Jimmy mentioned stop her.

"Hey CK, how come you and Ms.Lane haven't got one picture as partners?"

Clark open and close his mouth but no words came out. "Hey, we do have pics together right Lois? At the christmas party?"he finally said weakly after a long while. He was trying to be a diplomat.

Lois meanwhile was also trying to remember if Clark and herself have a picture together but came up horrifyingly blank. "That doesn't count," she snarl. "We were with other people, farmboy!' Lois, doesnt play well as a diplomat.

"Jimmy take our picture now!" Lois demanded loftily.

Jimmy hurriedly put his camera on his face and dropped it just as fast. 'Guys," he whined before Lois could open her mouth and ask about the delay. "You look stiff as a board! Can you just...chill?"

Lois give a soft laugh and Clark was giddy when Lois share an amuse look with him. "Fine," she surrender.

The next day…

Clark was giving Lois a goofy grin as he wave a newly framed copy of their "couple" picture at her.

"Dork," Lois said fondly later when she pass by Clark's desk and saw the picture being prominently displayed on the desk.

Lois barely even noticed the sonic boom in the background.

-the end-

Talk about double standard, the plan was for bro A to stay in B-ville so as to "save money" turns out he just got replace wit another bro of jk. So yeah, i detect no reductiom in the consumption of electricity and rice. Yay, a big round of applesauce for aunt's money saving tips.

I have 28 serious nonfiction lifehack in w a t pad. Check it guys. I have this inane fear that my relatives, you know the guys who raised me as i am, thinks internet is e.v.i.l and to atone for that guilt of surfing the net, i collected facts, tips and know how. Its the price i am willing to pay so please i hope those tips balances out my previous youtube, p*rn binge, naked pics googling, fangirling, useless android gaming sins. I am weak!!!! I am impure

Anyway i got to have superman do.a selfie with his fit, lovingly moulded abs on his black suit next. Hmm how do i get there? Hmm stay tune.