Yo Guys welcome back to Tales from the Mystery Shack it's been awhile since this was updated since Red is completely useless I had to make this chapter to say sorry because he's such a useless ass-clown anyway guys this time Around dipper will be getting 2 for the price of one!

Dipper was munching on some chips in his bed while flipping through the journal. "Hmmm Let's see here, Donkpire Vampire donkey hybrid? No….Gorillunk Gorilla skunk hybrid no?...Swentendo Swap Gaming console and handheld hybrid?...HAHAHA! That idea is doomed for failure!" he chuckled shaking his head while chewing on the chips and turned the page before spotting what looked like some fruit on it. "What?"

"DIPPER DIPPER!" screamed Mabel rushing up into the room making him jump and nearly choke on the chips. "MABEL!? YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!"

"Sorry, but I thought we ran out of chips and thought you ate them all." she ran over and grabbed some before munching on them with a smile.

"If you wanted some you could've asked…..wait what're you eating?" Dipper asked seeing the bowl in her hands.

"Oh! I was outside and found these awesome berries when I went out in the woods and had some, want one?"

"Whoa Whoa Mabel you just can't eat some weird Berries you found in the forest what if they're poisonous?"

"Aw relax bro, I feel fine. I've had seven already."

Dipper rolled his eyes and consulted the journal about the fruit and found the page. "The Everchew Berries are some of the most delicious Fruit I've ever tasted, their juice is so Tasty it'll make any food rancid or otherwise taste delicious and become edible."

"Oh my gosh! Do you know what that means?" Dipper exclaimed as Mabel gave him a confused look.

"No what?"

"We could make any food people don't like edible and delicious. This could revolutionize the food industry for years to come."

"Like vegetables?"

"Even Better!"

"Weird food people have never seen but heard it tastes good only it looks gross?"

"Exactly! Where'd you get these berries Mabel?"

"A big bush just behind the shack."

"Let's go and get some more!" Dipper exclaimed as he jumped off the bed and ran downstairs with Mabel hot on his heels, however had he read the page with a blacklight he would've found out….ya know let's just see what his careless choice has led too shall we?

The twins rushed to where the bush was with Mabel holding a bigger bowl.

"Alright Mabel hold the Bowl Steady!"

"I'm ready!" Mabel said happily as Dipper scooped up a handful of berries and placed them in the bowl. She smiled with a little drool and moved her hand in.

"No Mabel! No eating them."

"Awwww, but they taste soooooo Good!"

"No Mabel, I haven't even had any." he frowned while dropping more berries in the bowl.

Soon after about 12 minutes the bowl was plenty full of berries.

"Alright, time to try one." Dipper grabbed one and popped it into his mouth.

This however cause pretty much the same reaction that Mabel had with Smile dip...well minus the weird hallucinations.

"Oh my god...this tastes amazing!" Dipper exclaimed as he quickly scarfed down more berries and shoveled them into his mouth at a rapid pace.

"Hey! Leave some for me!" spoke Mabel before reaching in and grabbed as many as she could.

The Twins Quickly managed to clean out the entire Bowl with ease. They sighed with smiles while letting out burps.

"Dipper?"

"Yeah Sis?"

"You think maybe we ate too many?" Mabel groaned with a burp as she clutched her stomach in pain.

"Well...maybe a little." he replied with his stomach growling.

"Ugh Dipper?...Maybe we should…*Uuuuurp!* Get some sleep?"

"Yeah, sounds pretty good." he groaned as they stood up and walked away from the bush while rubbing their stomachs before falling over and falling asleep as their bodies gave off a faint glow.

(Later)

Dipper began to slowly wake up and yawned while rolling on his side and rubbed his eyes. "Mabel?...what time is it?" he looked over, but saw his sister gone while he sat up. "Mabel? Where'd she go?" Dipper spoke before stretching and giving a yawn. "Well guess I better clean up and head into town...cause I am bored!"

He turn and started the long walk to town while feeling better. "Those berries must have settled down, that nap felt great."

Dipper smiled as he ran towards a wall and backflipped off of it. He smirked and nodded before noticing something as he entered town.

What he noticed you ask? Why it was Priscilla Northwest looking around the street and making her way towards an alley with a sunhat and glasses on while holding a suitcase.

Dipper raised an eyebrow and moved towards the alley and peaked down to see Priscilla talking to some guy with a black hoodie who was holding a case.

"Did you bring the stuff?"

"Yeah, did you bring the cash?"

"Of course, but I wanna see the merchandise first." she crossed her arms before the man opened the case up to show...pine scented air fresheners. "Perfect."

"Just so you know it wasn't easy getting these here."

"Oh don't complain, as long as you get paid for these illegal air fresheners why complain?"

"Illegal air fresheners?" muttered Dipper confused. 'That's a thing?' Dipper thought as he slowly crept up on them.

The woman sighed before handing the cash and got the freshners as the man ran off while she smiled at them. "These little things are even better than the last batch." She smirked as Dipper tripped and fell and knocked over a can. She jumped and shut the case before turning around. "Hey!"

"Uh...hey there?" he waved with a nervous smile.

"YOU!" She growled as she stomped over and hoisted him by his collar and into the air. "What are you doing here? What did you hear?"

Dipper gulped before regaining his resolve. "I..I...Heard enough to put you away for years!"

"Oh really? So you did see." she dropped him on his butt and smirked. "And how are you going to prove it? By the time you get them I'll be long gone and you won't have any evidence." She said smugly, but that smugness was dropped after Dipper pulls out a pen and pressed a button on the side which had everything he heard.

"I Never leave home without my trusty recorder Pen!" he smirked making her sunglasses fall off while she dropped the case. "So what was that about not having evidence?"

"UGH! FINE….How Much Money would it take you to not tell anyone? I'm willing to pay you 3 cents."

He raised an eyebrow and shook his head. "First off, WAY too cheap for something this juicy. Second, I'm not gonna be bribed anyway."

"Hmmmmm, What if I marry you off to my useless daughter?"

"Pacifica is not worthless! I mean sure, she's still rough around the edges, but not useless. Besides, I'm pretty sure even marrying kids off to each other is illegal around here…...I Think, I mean one guy married a woodpecker." Dipper Mused.

"No I don't mean her, I mean one of my 5 daughter's I had when Preston wasn't looking!"

"Wait what?"

"I didn't say anything!" She said sweating nervously

He blinked and gawked before shaking his head and turned his back to her. "Forget it, I'm not gonna be bought or bribed for this."

Priscilla gave an annoyed sigh. "Fine...it comes to this." She said as she forced Dipper to turn around as she took off her top letting her rather impressive E Cup Breasts bounce Freely.

Dipper's response? His jaw hitting the ground literally with his eyes going wide.

"Give me The Pen and I'll…..*can't believe I'm about to say this*...Have sex with you."

"...WHAT?!" he got out with a huge blush as he heard a poof on his shoulder and saw a small devil version of him.

"Do It! Man this could be your only chance to get Laid dude! Forget Wendy, rock this Broads World and blackmail her for more!"

And cue a poof on his other shoulder to show an angel version. "No Dipper, you can't do that. If you accept this it'll be a fleeting pleasure. You need to do the right thing and make her pay for her crime."

Devil Dipper scowled and slapped his angel counterpart. "DUDE HE IS GETTING LAID!OR….Do you want him to rape Wendy?"

"Of course not!" he frowned. "I just mean that he shouldn't just give in, especially when she's committing another crime, he's a minor!"

"A Minor who I Remind You Steals Wendy's used Tissues to masturbate with!"

"...Dude he's right, Go for it." Angel Dipper sighed.

The two poofed away with Dipper looking between the pen and the bare breasts.

"...Ok Deal." he relented making her smirk. "But I'll only give it afterwards, I don't want you backing out in the middle of it." He said as he held out his hand. "Do we have a deal?"

"Fine fine." she sighed before shaking his hand. 'Sucker, he's obviously a virgin who won't have the strength to get back up after one good load.' She thought smugly as Dipper dropped his shorts and a thump was heard hitting the ground. When she looked her own jaw dropped with her pupils shrinking. "W...W..W...What's...that?!"

"My Penis, why? Is something wrong with it?"

"It's….HUGE!"

"Yeah? It's always like this." Dipper spoke Casually.

"Impossible! You're only a child!" Priscilla exclaimed trying not to believe it

"Well it's true, you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find shorts that can hide it." He chuckled nervously.

'Impressive, if He were My Son I could teach him how to pleasure only me with that monster!...hmmmmmm that gives me an idea!'

"So are you gonna start first or should I?"

"Say...Dipper was it?...How would you like to become My Apprentice?"

"Wait, Your apprentice?" he raised an eyebrow at her. "What do you mean?"

"What I mean is I could teach you all sorts of things you never could learn before, Like how to know the difference between real Diamonds and fake ones!"

"I don't think I really need to learn something like that. I mean hello? Not rich?"

"That doesn't matter I could teach how to tell if someone is easily lying!"

"I….ok that could be useful, but what does that have to do with now? I thought we were gonna have sex?"

"Oh we still are, all you have to do is agree to my terms"

He sighed and rolled his eyes. "I'll hear you out first just to humor you."

"Excellent, firstly I shall pay you say...50 Dollars an hour for your time spent at the mansion, secondly along with your pay you shall be tutored by the finest minds in the world! And finally you must be sure to scratch my...itch whenever the moment arrives..*cause lord knows Preston doesn't do so anymore*" she spoke muttering the last part to herself.

"Mmm...nah."

"Oh thank you, I knew you'd….Wait say what now?"

"I said I'll pass." Dipper said again but more forcefully. "Right now I'm the one calling the shots, so I'm passing, now let's get this started or the police hear your transaction."

Priscilla growled and got on her knees. "Fine, but you'll regret that after we're done here."

"HA! As if!"

*WARNING WARNING THIS IS FORESHADOWING FOR FUTURE EVENTS!*

The woman inwardly growled as she reached down and touched the dick while already feeling it getting warm. 'He's only 12 and he's enormous!'

"Come on, it's not gonna bite." Dipper said rolling his eyes at her hesitation.

She shook her head and grabbed it before she tried moving her hands up and down it. "Is this thing still flaccid?"

The process of which made Dipper give a small sigh as he started to get hard. "It was."

"Oh sweet god." she muttered seeing the dick stand up and seemingly get bigger.

"Something wrong?"

"No it's just….you are much bigger than my husband!"

"How big was he?"

"...3 inches."

"Wow….that's just sad."

"Tell me about it…." she sighed while seeing the dick get harder before it stopped growing and felt her mouth drooling a little. She breathed a sigh of relief before slowly licking up the shaft.

Dipper flinched due to the sensation while watching her drag her tongue up and down. 'She's doing Great!'

'There's no way I'll get this in my mouth, so I'll have to make him cum just by licking.' she thought as she used her hands to also rub his balls making him sigh louder.

"Definitely better than when I do it by myself." Dipper groaned happily as her licking got faster. "Really rub those balls of mine." He grunted as she complied.

'Come on just Cum already!' she thought as she moved her tongue around the dick faster while trying to massage his balls harder.

"I….I Think I'm going to Cum!" cried out Dipper with his dick twitching. "Try and suck on the tip!"

Priscilla rolled her eyes and proceeded to do so, wanting this to be over with already She licked her tongue around it while it twitched even harder before she heard him cry out and felt the sperm start gushing into her mouth.

Now what would normally be a salty taste turned out to be the taste of the greatest food she only ever ate once in her life…..and then proceed to eat again the following week.

'His Cum it….it….It tastes like whitewater Salmon with Potato Croques!' she thought in shock and found herself eagerly swallowing the sperm with her cheeks puffing out from how much was coming out.

Dipper panted while Priscilla pulled her mouth off and shuddered while licking up any leftover cum around her mouth. "Well….it….wasn't sex…...but I Guess a blowjob is good enough." He chuckled as Priscilla stood up. "Well guess I'll be going now?" Dipper tried to walk off, but found himself being stopped.

"Your sperm is so good! It's the best thing I've ever tasted! I must have more!" she smiled while Dipper tried backing up.

"Uh...well thanks for the compliment, but I think I better call us even. Here's the pen." he held it out while getting a creeped out vibe.

"Forget the Pen I need more of that Milk!" she yelled before pinning him down to the ground and grabbed the dick before she started rubbing it again.

'Hold On stop or else I'll scream Rape!' He told her as his tiny devil self appeared again.

"You Moron! Fuck her Brains out!"

"Yeah I gotta agree with him, she's begging for it." spoke his angel self appearing.

"Wait you two WANT me to fuck her!?"

"Duh!" both spoke at the same time as they disappeared.

"If you scream Rape I'll sue your family!"

"...ugh, fine." Dipper groaned as his eyes suddenly bulged out as Priscilla took the entire thing into her throat. He jumped and groaned with the woman moaning as her throat bulged out from the size. "HOLY SHIT!" He yelled, glad nobody heard him as she started to suck like a vacuum.

'I want every drop he has in his balls!' she thought as she slowly started going Insane. She licked around the dick as she moved her head with Dipper groaning and gritting his teeth.

"Don't just Stand there Stupid, call her a whore, Slap her face! MAKE HER WORK FOR IT FOR LUCIFER'S SAKE!... right wings?" Devil Dipper said as his angel counterpart appeared next him.

"Normally I'd be against the idea, but really that sounds pretty hot." Angel Dipper said as his devil counterpart slapped his back.

"AttaBoy! Wings I'm proud of ya and as for you...GET TO MAKING HER WORK FOR IT!...besides if you don't she'll go back to treating Pacifica badly again!"

Dipper groaned hearing that and gripped his hands before reaching up and gave a good slap to her face. "Suck harder or else….uhhhhh….I'll slap you again?..."

"Mmmm." she let out before she started sucking harder.

'Holy Cow that Actually worked?' he thought while groaning since his dick was sensitive and felt like he was gonna lose it already. "Damn it suck harder!"

"Mmmm!" she moaned and sucked so hard he thought she was gonna take his dick off before he groaned and felt his sperm gush into her mouth.

Dipper groaned as he pulled out an sprayed some on her face and the ground. "Oh fuck! That feels better than the first time!"

'Oh god it's so GOOD I NEED MORE!' she thought as she tried to swallow all the sperm in her mouth before rushing to lick up any around on her face and ground.

"Uhhhhhhhh ok that seems a little…...much don't you think?" he asked while seeing her smile wider. "I mean, that's on the ground, you know, with dirt?"

"I don't care I JUST WANT MORE!"

"Uh dude? Something's up." remarked angel Dipper.

"Nah it's all Fine….I think" devil dipper said. "You should give her what she wants."

"You sure cause it might make her….Crazier...ish"

"You really wanna try and run from her when she's like this?"

"Yeah plus think about it, now you can bribe and blackmail her into doing whatever you want!" Angel Dipper said making the other two look shock.

"Ya know for someone so holy you have a dirty mind" Dipper said.

"Dude, I'm still part of you, remember?"

"Hehehe...yeah" Dipper was suddenly pushed over onto the ground.

"GIVE ME MORE DELICIOUS SPERM!" Priscilla yelled…..seriously how is no else hearing this?

"NO…..only if you….uhhhh do...a handstand?"

She moved back from him before getting on her hands right away and performing said handstand.

"...kick that trash can…"

She swung her leg and kicked the can over.

"...Call me...Boss"

"Yes boss."

"..ok now call me King Dipper"

"Yes King Dipper."

Dipper gave a thoughtful pose as he wanted to try one more thing. "Call me…...Lasagna.."

"Yes lasagna."

"Dude stop you're going to break her" Angel Dipper sighed

"No, do more!" Devil dipper shouted.

"Hmmmm alright from now on if you want cum you'll have to call me by my name"

"Yes Dipper."

"Secondly I want you to call Pacifica and tell her you love her!"

"WHAT!? NO NEVER!"

"Well then I guess you can't get anymore of my thick, creamy, delicious, sperm." Dipper taunted as he noticed her sweating face. "I better just put this big meaty sausage away so it doesn't stand out."

"...NO WAIT!...fine I'll do it!"

"Alright, then do it right now, call her." Dipper said pulling out his phone

She moved over and took it before dialing in the number.

"Hello?" Pacifica said on the other end.

"Pacifica, it's your mother. Listen, I'm calling to say...I….I…" Priscilla looked over to Dipper who was swing his junk around in a circle taunting her. "I….I….Louve…..lorve….larve…..lurve…..Layve…"

"Mom….are you trying to say….love?"

"Yes dear." She sighed as she put her daughter on speaker.

"Dipper…..did you put her up to this?"

"Wait, how did you know I was here?"

"It's your phone number."

"Oh yeah...oops." he chuckled.

Priscilla gave Dipper his phone back and gave him puppy dog eyes.

"Alright alright, you earned it."

"Dipper what's going on?" Pacifica said as Priscilla gave a smile and got on her knees.

"Nothing important." He spoke trying not to Moan.

"Then why do you sound weird?"

"Ummmm your Mom's…..sucking me...off?"

"Wait, for real?"

"Uhhhh..yes….PLEASE DON'T BE MAD!" He exclaimed as he came into Priscilla's gaping Maw.

"Why would I be mad?" She chuckled as Dipper couldn't believe what he heard her say. "If anything, I should be asking to join."

"Wait why?" Dipper asked as Priscilla was licking his cock clean.

"You kidding right? That bitch has been making me miserable for years! I want some payback!"

"Oh, well...I guess there's no problem if you're ok with it."

"Good, now I have a plan, first take her to your house and…" Pacifica told him as Dipper nodded and led Priscilla away by waving his cock.

*Mystery Shack*

Dipper poked his head through the door and saw Wendy at the desk. 'Ok, this might be tricky.'

He thought as he motioned for Priscilla to get down and crawl. Both tried to keep quiet as Wendy was busy reading a magazine.

Until a certain Lovable Man Gopher showed up and ruined everything.

"Hey Dipper! Hey weird Lady crawling on the Floor!"

'Damn it Soos!' Dipper thought as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a candy bar. "Yo Soos flying Candy!"

"OOOOOOH CANDY!" Soos yelled as he ran after it with Dipper and Priscilla moving faster, right as Wendy looked up and around.

"Huh? Someone say something? Whatever."

"Phew let's hurry to my room!" whispered Dipper as they crawled faster and got to the back before heading up the stairs.

*Dipper and Mabel's room*

"Ok, we're free to keep going now." he spoke while locking the door.

Priscilla smiled and slowly started to strip down to her underwear. All the while Dipper started doing the same with his dick growing hard already in his underwear. "Do...you like my breasts? Because believe it or not...they're all natural"

"Really?" 'There goes my theory on them being implants.' He muttered as he heard Wendy call him from downstairs.

"Yo Dipper your girlfriend is here to help you fuck her Mom!"

He blushed and coughed. "U-Uh thanks!" 'She didn't need to say that out loud!'

"Dude I'm not stupid you, went upstairs with a hot bombshell Milf, of course you were going to fuck her!" Wendy called back

'What? Can she read thoughts? Weird.' he thought before unlocking the door and saw Pacifica waiting there with her arms crossed. "You came here pretty quick." He chuckled nervously as she pushed her way into the room.

"Of course I did, what? Did you think I was gonna wait till tomorrow?"

"Maybe?"

Pacifica Rolled her eyes and walked up to her Mom. "Alright Mother if you want THIS! *grabs Dipper's man meat* You'll have to listen to every word I say, got it!"

"Yah! Easy!" he winced at her grip.

"Yes Pacifica." Priscilla growled not liking this at all.

"Good, time for some payback." she smirked while letting go of the dick with Dipper rubbing it. "Dipper?...Be a dear and let me suck you off?" Pacifica asked.

"As long as you don't bite, go ahead." He told her as she got on her knees and licked up the shaft.

"No promises." she winked while stripping down while Priscilla was forced to watch.

"O….o….okay sweetie that's enough, now let mommy have a taste!"

"Uh, did I say you could?" she frowned with a raised eyebrow. "No, I didn't, so shut it and stay there."

Priscilla growled, she was being put in her place by a child! And her own daughter no less. She saw Pacifica resume licking up the dick while she herself was getting turned on.

"Mmmmmm Dipper your Cock tastes Sooooooo Good!" Pacifica moaned while shooting her Mother a taunting glance. "It's so salty, tangy, bitter, and musky~!"

'Oooh that sneaky arrogant little brat!'

"If you're about to cum then do it I wanna taste every last Savory, delectable, Thick, Hot, Moist, and Yummy Drop!"

Dipper could feel his eye twitch in both arousement and shock. 'Ok, even I know she's laying it on thick there.' He Thought as he Came into her mouth and like her mother before her Pacifica was Blown away by the taste.

'Holy shit! This tastes like orange sherbert ice cream!' She thought as she pulled away and was about to swallow until she noticed her mother drooling. She gave a wicked smirk and spat at the seed on the carpet in front of Priscilla's feet.

"NO! THE PRECIOUS WHITE GOLD!" Her mother gasped before moving down and started to lick it up like a dog as Pacifica laughed out loud.

"Oh my god! You're a starved bitch!" Pacifica went over and slammed her foot against her Mother's head sending her face first in the carpet. "Look at you the proud and mighty Priscilla Northwest reduced to a Sperm Sucking Super whore!"

"Uh, Pacifica? Maybe ease up, just a bit." spoke up Dipper.

"Ease up? Ease Up!? Did she ease up when I was literally whipped into shape all because a single hair was out of place on my head? Did she Ease up when I was locked in a freezer for 4 days all because I picked up a dirty penny!? DID SHE EASE UP WHEN SHE WAS WILLING TO LET ME AND MY FRIENDS GET KILLED BY A LUMBERJACK'S GHOST!?" she screamed at him making him reel back as she stepped down harder.

"Uh...I think I'll just shut up." Dipper spoke with a nervous gulp as she calmed herself.

"Dipper?"

"Yes?"

"Fuck me right here and Now i want to see her suffer!" she ordered while walking over and grabbed his dick. "And don't you dare hold back on me."

"Uhhhhh You….Sure?"

"YES!" Pacifica than surprised him when she slammed his lips against hers. She pushed her tongue in and licked against his while rubbing herself against his dick.

Which Made the hapless Nerd moan into her mouth. And made Priscilla lookup with envy.

'How Dare She do this!'

"Come on Dipper, stuff my pussy right here, right now!" Pacifica exclaimed as she started to take off her clothes.

"Sure, but don't say I didn't warn you." He chuckled as he gripped her Perky Bubble Butt.

He moved his dick down near her pussy and rubbed the tip across it ever so slowly.

"Dipper I said fuck me and don't hold back!"

"Gladly." he gripped her before slamming his dick right into her, causing a huge bulge to form and her wide eyes to roll into her head. Upon doing so Pacifica's snatch slowly dripped out blood.

"Ah...ah...ah…" she let out wordlessly before Dipper started to slide back and push back in with a grunt.

"It's not fair I should be getting fucked!" Priscilla exclaimed trying not to finger herself.

"Relax, you will!" grunted Dipper as he continued his session with Pacifica. "Provided your daughter doesn't try and drain me dry."

"Mom it feels amazing you need to get this dick in you!"

"I would if you weren't hogging all of it!" Priscilla whined like a baby.

Dipper started to move harder with Pacifica moaning with each thrust.

"You're so tight Paz!" Dipper grunted as he thrusted faster and felt his limit reach. "I'm gonna cum!"

"Pull Out Dipper I don't want to get pregnant!"

"I can't! Your pussy is gripping too tight!"

"Dipper Please just pull out!" she begged.

"I'm trying!" he grunted trying to move his hips back, but found himself unable to pull it out. "Sorry Pacifica I have to do this!"

"No! Don't you dare cum! Hold it in!"

"Oh my sweet Daughter, don't you want a child of your own? If not then I'll gladly take it!" Priscilla told her as Pacifica growled, there was no way she was going to let her mom get pregnant and abuse Another child!

"On second thought, Dipper don't you dare pull out!"

"But you said…"

"I DON'T CARE ANYMORE JUST CUM INSIDE ME!" she yelled making him look her in the eyes with her pussy squeezing harder.

"Ahhhhhhh here it Cums!" he cried out before he started cumming inside her, the sperm hitting her womb making her moan her head off with wide eyes and her stomach slightly bloated.

"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Pacifica with Priscilla crossing her arms.

Dipper slowly pulled out with a wet pop as Pacifica passed out on the floor. He saw sperm oozing out from her and his dick, which made Priscilla drool. "Oh man, she's gonna be mad when she wakes up."

"Forget her dear what you need now is a real woman to fuck!" grinned Priscilla getting on all fours with her ass facing him. "Ram that monster in me and I'll make you feel amazing!"

Dipper gave a gulp and moved over to her and stuck it in. He groaned since the insides were still snug with Priscilla moaning.

"I can feel you in my stomach!" she cried out while he somehow felt her insides squeeze his dick like a vice.

Dipper started to slowly thrust into her, enjoying the feeling. He felt the tip poking at her womb making her moan louder and gave her ass a slap. "You Like that? You bitch!" Dipper exclaimed as he thought about what Pacifica said and realised yes he deserved some payback for all the crap she's pulled. That's when he reached down and started to shove a finger up her ass.

"AHHHHH YES YES I LOVE IT!" she cried out with her tongue hanging out. Dipper raised his hand and kept slapping her ass at a fast pace. "GIVE ME BRUISES ON MY ASS!"

"FINE YOU ASKED FOR IT!"

"Ya know wings, I'm so proud of him!" Devil dipper sobbed as he blew his nose on his counterpart's robe.

"Hey! This isn't a tissue!" Angel Dipper complained pulling it away and watched. "But I do get what you mean, real shame neither of us can get any."

"Yeah sadly…..wanna go invade Wendy's dream and fuck her there?"

"Hell yeah!" he smiled before the two poofed away.

"HARDER HARDER FUCK ME HARDER!"

"TAKE EVERY INCH YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Dipper roared as Pacifica started to slowly wake up.

"Ugh...wha...what...happened?"

"Oh hey Paz I'm just fucking your Mom!" grunted Dipper with Pacifica's eyes widening. "And she's enjoying every second, aren't you slut?!"

"YES YES I LOVE THIS COCK! FUCK PRESTON AND HIS MICRO-PENIS!"

"I'm gonna dump a huge load inside! Beg for it!"

"Hold on Dipper, she doesn't want it, she just wants you to pull out!" Pacifica said with a wicked smirk as she relished her Mother's panicked look.

"No! Don't pull out I want I swear I really do!"

"If you want it then promise you'll be a good mother from now on, promise and I'll cum inside you!"

"Ah! I...but...I...alright! I promise!"

"She's Lying Dipper!"

"Maybe she is, maybe if she apologizes to you and says she loves you Paz I'll really give her what she wants!" Dipper said as he started to slow down.

"Wait no! I'm sorry!"

"Sorry for what? Be specific." Dipper taunted as he slowly pulled out.

"NO! NO! PACIFICA I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY FOR BEING A TERRIBLE MOTHER! PLEASE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME I LOVE YOU MY DAUGHTER!"

"Hmmm, ok, but you have to listen to what I say when we're alone no matter what, got it?"

"I will! I will! I promise from now on you're in charge!"

"Alright Dipper, I think she's serious, go ahead and give her what she wants."

'AHHHHH YEAH I'M CUMMING!" he yelled burying his dick inside before his sperm came gushing out into the woman.

Priscilla gave a loud squeal as her eyes rolled back into her head and she passed out drooling.

Dipper panted and leaned on her back without pulling out. "Damn...she was...desperate."

"Yeah, but that's how my Mom is" smirked Pacifica seeing the expression. "What are you gonna do if she really gets knocked up?"

"I'll worry about it...later...need sleep." he panted as Pacifica saw it was already night.

"Oh alright, but we're going at it again tomorrow."

Dipper smiled and kissed her cheek. "Of course."

*The next Morning*

Dipper snored while drooling on his pillow with the sheets pulled over him. He was about to roll on his side before Stan came inside.

"Hey kid, get up, a fresh bush of suc-I mean tourists just pulled up and I need my wolf boy exhibit ready."

"Huh what?" he yawned as Stan saw Priscilla wake up and pop her head up from the blankets.

"Good morning my sweet how….oh…..hello Stanford" she sneered as Stan had his eyes widened.

"Kid you had sex with a Northwest!?"

"Uhhhhhh...No?" he said as Pacifica walked into the room wearing his shirt.

"Morning ."

"Hey Pacifica...wait I don't recall telling Mabel she could have a friend sleepover."

"Oh No it's not that Dipper Just fucked my mom and I is all." She spoke casually as Dipper Paled.

"KID!...YOU FUCKED BOTH PRESTON'S WIFE AND DAUGHTER!?"

"Grunkle Stan wait I can Explain!"

"NO NEED I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING AND….I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!"

"Wait...what?" Dipper said clearly confused about what he just heard.

"Yep! I can't believe you did what so many of us in this backwater town have been dreaming to do, to knock that smug asshole down a peg and Fuck his whore of a wife and his slut of a daughter!...uhhh No offense" Stan said to Pacifica.

"None Taken it's true anyway." The girl responded.

"So wait, just so we're clear...you're not pissed or disgusted?"

"No, why would I be?"

"The obvious age difference?" Dipper said as Stan gave a shrug and walked off. 'Huh, I guess he's laid back about a lot of stuff if it doesn't cost him money.'

*Later at Northwest Manor*

"Well girls, I guess I'll see you around later." Dipper said as he noticed their sneaky smiles.

"Actually Dipper, why don't you stick around for dinner?"

"Yeah after all it's your House Now you own it!" Priscilla told him.

"Well I better get back to the shack, I still need to see if Mabel came back, I haven't seen her for a whi…... Wait Own the Mansion?"

"Yep you see I left last to take care of something"

*Flashback*

"Preston dear, could you do me a favor?" Priscilla asked as she noticed her husband signing papers at his desk.

"What is it Priscilla? I'm busy." he groaned not looking up at her.

"There's something I want you to sign honey."

"Can it wait? These documents come first."

Priscilla gave a scowl and walked up to him with a sway in her hips. "If you sign them I'll do that thing you love"

He blinked and let out a sigh. "Alright Priscilla, what is it?"

She placed the papers in front of him. "Just sign these."

Without paying attention he signed off on all of them. "Alright there, happy?"

"Oh you have no idea."

*End Flashback*

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?" Preston shouted as the guards had him in their arms.

"Isn't it obvious Preston? We're getting rid of an intruder to the Pines Mansion." Needless to say both Dipper and Pacifica were confused. She knew about her Mom's plan to get rid of her dad and give Dipper ownership of the Manor, but his was new to her.

"What are you talking about?! This is Northwest property!"

"Not anymore according, to these documents you signed the ownership of the mansion and Northwest Enterprises now officially belong to one Mason Q. Pines."

"Wait?... Your real name is Mason?" Pacifica asked Dipper.

"Yes." he admitted with an embarrassed Blush.

"That's preposterous! If that were true then how come you and Pacifica aren't being carried away!?"

"Because it'd be silly if Mason's wife and mother-in-law wife were thrown out."

"Wait what?!" spoke the kids at once.

"Oh didn't I mention? The 3 of us are now Married"

"That's ridiculous! Let me go!" yelled Preston before the men carried him to the gate and threw him out.

"Mom, what're you Talking about!?" asked Pacifica. "We're not married!"

"According to this marriage certificate your father signed, we are." Priscilla exclaimed before kissing Dipper's cheek who was still in shock about all this. "Dipper honey if it makes you feel better your family can move in with us!"

"I...I...I...I need to sit down and maybe pass out a little."

*RRRRRRRRRING* Dipper's Phone Rang

"Hello?..."

'HEY BRO BRO THESE BERRIES ARE STILL DELICIOUS!"

"Mabel? Where are you? You up and vanished 2 days ago and I was worried."

"Ahhhh you worry Too much Dipper, I'm over at Candy's house with Grenda and Robbie, we're just having a little….Girl time."

"MY BUTT CHEEKS HURT!" Robbie whined as Mabel growled.

"CANDY! GRENDA! FILL HIM WITH CUM SO HE CAN STOP TALKING!...so what's new with you?"

Dipper's jaw dropped and was so shocked he dropped the phone and passed out, catching Pacifica and Priscilla off guard.

"Hello?...Dipper?...you there…...Yoohoo…."

Pacifica picked up the phone and explained everything to her.

"Wow! That's awesome! I've got a sister!"

Priscilla giggled at this as she heard Mabel cheer like crazy on the other end.

*Epilogue*

It's been about 8 Weeks since the day Dipper grew a Pair and boned a girl and her Milf.

Dipper was relaxing by the pool in a beach chair wearing his swim trunks. "This is the Life Ain't it sis?"

"You said it bro, you said it." Mabel spoke as she had Robbie on a leash dressed as a dog. "Robbie dog fetch me a drink!"

"I'll fetch you a drink alright." he grumbled until Mabel pulled his hair closer to her mouth.

"What was that?"

"N-Nothing ma'am."

"Good boy...Dipper you want anything?"

"Maybe an orange soda."

"You heard him lackey two orange sodas or else you get THE WHIPWOMP!" she threatened as Robbie nodded and ran off.

"You know Mabel, next time you punish him, try and clean up the mess, I nearly slipped on the floor when I went to the bathroom."

"No promises Bro Bro, sorry you didn't get with Wendy Btw."

"Eh, I'm over it. I kinda had to after Pacifica and Priscilla gave me a taste of their chests, at the same time."

"Oh Dipper!" Pacifica called as she and Priscilla walked out wearing bikini's as both were 3 months pregnant.

"Speaking of which Baby Daddy, did you ever figure out how they got 3 months pregnant in such a short time?"

"To be honest, I've been so distracted by our fun time I never really worried too much about it."

Dipper said as they heard a loud scream of pain.

"What was that?"

"Probably Grunkle Stan trying to jump in a pool of gold coins like Scrooge Mcduck"

"IT'S NOT A LIQUID! IT'S JUST MANY PIECES OF SOLID MATTER THAT MAKE UP ONE LARGER PIECE OF MATTER!"

"Well at least we can afford a trip to the hospital." remarked Dipper while Priscilla and Pacifica climbed on both sides of him and snuggled into him.

Ya Know it's funny that Dipper never realized the Berries he ate were behind this, because had he used his blacklight he would have seen the text: Warning Everchew Berries make Semen Taste Delicious and increase Fertility in women by 99.999%...Oh Well, maybe he'll figure it out in the sequel and as for Mabel and Robbie?...well that's another story.

There Ya Go Guys Dipper's side of the story has been completed and Next Time we'll see what Mabel's been up too the past two days she's been gone missing and it looks like it involves Candy Grenda and Poor Robbie Suffering from PTSD From something Called the WhipWomp.