Apollo, Alexa, and Xavier continued working their boring shift at the airport, selling cell phone plans.

"Alexa, please." Apollo said.

She shrugged.

"It's not my fault you can't sell yours."

"You're a cute little white girl, of course people are gonna buy from you. Watch." Apollo said.

A man was walking, holding a suitcase and a coffee.

"Excuse me, sir." Apollo called out, walking towards him.

"I'm late, fuck off." The man said, still walking.

Apollo walked back to Alexa and Xavier.

"See?"

"How many have you sold?" Alexa asked.

"One."

"One!? What about you Xavier?"

"Three."

"I don't have time to sell for you Apollo."

"Yes you do. How many have you sold?" Apollo asked.

"34... make that thirty five. Excuse me sir! Do you have a moment to talk about your cellphone plan!?"

Alexa went off to make another sale, as Xavier and Apollo continued to stand there.

"Excuse me, ma'am." Xavier said, to an old lady who was walking by.

"You can shove that cellphone plan up your ass." She said.

Xavier simply nodded.

"Yo, I feel like I know that guy from somewhere." Apollo said, pointing to a guy with dreadlocks, wearing a flashy gold necklace.

"That's... I think that's my cousin Kofi."

"Kofi K, that's who it is. I didn't know your cousin was Kofi K."

"Kofi K? What are you talking about?" Xavier asked.

"That's his rap name, you never heard his music?"

"Didn't know he made music."

"Flexperience, Flexplanation, Houston Flexus, Tyrannosaurus Flex?" Apollo asked.

"Do all his song titles have the word Flex in it?"

"Nah, he got one called 'Intro', that's his mixtape intro."

"X! Just the man I was looking for!" Kofi exclaimed, walking over to him.

Kofi shook his hand.

"Hey Kofi, what... what are you doing here?"

"I was at Auntie Annie's house, and she said it's your birthday."

"Oh forreal? Happy birthday, man." Apollo said, smacking Xavier on the shoulder.

"Thanks."

"But more importantly, it's your 21st birthday, nigga!" Kofi exclaimed.

"Why does that make it more important?"

"You're going out to the club with me and my boy Big E."

Xavier looked confused at Kofi.

"Club?"

"Yeah, I heard you and your girl broke up not too long ago."

"You and Naomi broke up again? When?" Apollo asked.

"We break up every month, it's no big deal." Xavier said.

"Well I'mma be at Auntie Annie's to pick you up. Peace."

Before Xavier could say that he didn't want to go, Kofi walked away.

"So you're staying at your mom's?" Apollo asked.

"...yeah. Naomi kicked me out 5 days ago."

"She kicked out out!? Maybe she's serious this time."

"Sir, would you be interested in buying a cell phone plan?" Xavier asked, walking away from Apollo.

"...can't believe he hasn't heard Tyrannosaurus Flex." Apollo said, shaking his head.

It was about 11:00 PM.

Kofi was in the driver's seat, with Big E riding shotgun. Xavier sat in the backseat, typing on his phone.

"It's your birthday! I'm doing you a favor!"

"I don't even like clubs." Xavier sighed, rolling his eyes at Kofi.

"Do you like pussy?" Kofi asked, with a laugh.

Xavier shrugged.

"Depends on the context."

"Your cousin is weird as fuck." Big E said.

"Nigga it's your 21st birthday, if you don't get yo ass in that club, get wasted, and bring a bitch home...you don't even have to bring a bitch home, at least get head in the bathroom or something."

"Do you call all women bitches?" Xavier asked, putting his phone in his pocket as Kofi parked.

"I call bitches bitches." Kofi shrugged.

Kofi, Big E, and Xavier all got out of the car, and began walking into the loud club.

"Kofi K! Big E!"

The three turned around to see a taller, bald black man, who immediately shook Big E and Kofi's hands.

"Titus, this is my cousin X."

"I'm Xavier."

Kofi rolled his eyes as Titus and Xavier shook hands.

"Yeah, it's his 21st birthday, so we brought him out, ya know, we..."

Xavier couldn't hear Big E anymore. He began zoning out, and focusing on a girl with bright pink hair and light brown skin, sitting at the bar. A girl with dark brown hair, and tanned white skin sat next to her. He immediately snapped out of his daze when Titus slapped him on the back.

"First drink for the birthday boy is on me." He said.

"And I think we've found contestant number one." Kofi said, noticing the pink haired girl as well.

"You sure X can handle all that?" Big E asked.

Before Xavier could respond, Kofi scoffed.

"I'm not recruiting for X! It's every man for himself out here... I do need somebody to keep her friend busy though..."

"Gotchu, let's go." Big E said, immediately.

Xavier just stood and watched, as Kofi and Big E walked over to the bar, eventually he and Titus followed them.

Kofi sat next to the pink haired girl, as her friend sat on the opposite side of her. Big E sat next to her friend.

"2 shots for these ladies right here." Kofi said.

Xavier sat on the other side of Kofi, and Titus sat to the left of Xavier.

"Kofi K. You might've heard of me."

Kofi extended his hand. The pink haired girl just stared at it, as her friend grabbed it, shaking it.

"From SoundCloud!? That's so cool, I'm Bayley!"

The bartender brought the shots.

"And your friend is?" Kofi asked.

"Not gonna fuck you. Thanks for the shot though." The pink haired girl said.

She sarcastically smiled at Kofi and drank the shot, before slamming the glass back onto the table.

Kofi smiled and faked confusion as Xavier cracked up a bit.

"What?"

"Three shots over here for my boy!" Titus laughed, pointing to Xavier, smacking him on the back again and scaring him half to death.

"I don't know who you are, I don't listen to your music, and you're not cute, so I'm warning you right now before you waste your time and money on me." the girl shrugged.

"You think I want sex?

"You've never heard of Kofi K? You've never heard Flex Ed 2?" Bayley asked.

"Nigga you named your mixtape 'Flex Ed?'" Xavier asked, with a laugh.

"No, it's Flex Ed 2. The sequel to my debut mixtape, Flexual Educa$hion, with a dollar sign as the S."

"Education doesn't have an S." Sasha and Xavier said, in unison.

"Look, that's not the point. Why can't I just do something like buy you a shot without an alterior motive?"

The bartender handed Xavier his 3 shots.

"You're right. Maybe you don't want sex. Maybe you bought me a shot out of the kindness of your heart for no reason at all. If that's the case, thank you. Now please leave me the fuck alone. My name's Sasha by the way."

Kofi simply nodded.

"What about you?" Kofi asked pointing at Bayley.

"Woah, woah, dude." Big E complained.

Xavier drank one of his shots.

"I like your music and all, but I'm not the 'club hook-up' kinda girl. I've never even kissed a guy. And besides, you're not famous enough." Bayley said, drinking her shot.

"Not famous enough?"

"Yeah, you got like 400 followers on SoundCloud."

"526." Kofi said, crossing his arms.

Sasha tried not to laugh.

Xavier drank his second shot.

"If you were like, Lil Yachty or something, then yeah I'd go home with you in a heartbeat." Bayley said.

"Lil Yachty!? Are you kidding me, that nigga is ugly as hell!"

"He also has 517,000 followers on SoundCloud." Sasha said, pointing at her phone.

"He's trash!" Kofi exclaimed.

"Tell that to the 516,500 people that follow him and not you." The bartender said, still mixing drinks.

"So ya'll just fuck anybody with 500k followers? That's what generation we in?" Kofi asked.

"I don't." Bayley said.

"Wasn't talking to you, Virgin Mary."

Bayley rolled her eyes as Sasha laughed.

"Like I said before, dude, you got no clout and you're not cute."

"Not cute? What's cute to you?"

"Him." Sasha said, pointing at Xavier.

"WHAT!?" Kofi yelled, as Xavier drank his 3rd shot.

"Yeah, he's cute. You two should switch seats."

"Gameplan, huddle up." Kofi said, grabbing Xavier and walking away from the bar. Big E and Titus followed as Bayley and Sasha sat confused.

Xavier looked confused as the four of them got into an actual football style huddle. Kofi looked at Titus and rolled his eyes.

"Titus, get out of the huddle."

"Why?"

"This play ain't for you." Kofi said, pushing him away.

"Man, I never get the ball!" Titus exclaimed, walking over to the dancefloor.

"Alright, X, she's feeling you, take my wallet, keep pumping drinks in her, bring her home. Her friend is gonna want to come with. We get them to the house, you and Ms. Hard-To-Get can whatever-whatever, and when you're done with her, just pass her off to me, she'll never even notice. E, just keep the other one busy."

"How about this plan. You find a girl that actually wants to have sex with you, and you take her home, and you have sex with her. See that way, you don't have to date rape anybody." Xavier said.

"Woah, woah, I'm not raping her! I'm just gonna use you to get her drunk and lure her to my house so I can have sex with her."

"That sounds kinda rape-y nigga, I'm just saying." Big E said, shrugging.

"Man whatever then, new gameplan. I'mma find another girl. E, keep talking to that virgin girl. If X is taking her friend home, she's probably gonna-"

"I'm not taking her friend home." Xavier said.

"...excuse me?" Kofi asked.

"Remember what we were talking about earlier? Naomi?"

"Who's Naomi?" Big E asked.

Kofi sighed.

"His ex that kicked him out."

"She's the mother of my daughter."

"I'm sorry, correction, his annoying ass baby mama that kicked him out. Happy now?" Kofi asked.

Xavier rolled his eyes.

"She broke up with you?" Big E asked.

"No... well... yeah... kinda... Look I'm sure we're gonna be back together any day now, it's temporary. I'm not gonna hook up with a random girl at a bar."

Big E thought for a second.

"What does this 'Naomi' look like?"

"That doesn't matter." Xavier said.

Kofi pulled out his phone.

"She thick as hell, hold up, let me pull up her Instagram."

Xavier glared at Kofi as he pulled up a picture and showed it to Big E.

"Yeah, she thicker than a bible." Big E said, nodding in agreement.

"Why did ya'll break up?" Kofi asked.

Xavier ignored him and began walking back to the bar.

"HEY MAN, REMEMBER THE GAMEPLAN!... BLUE 42, BLUE 42... HIKE!" Big E called out to him.

Xavier sat down next to Sasha. He raised his hand to get the bartender's attention.

"Can I get a water?"

"Not a heavy drinker?" Sasha asked.

"21st birthday."

Sasha nodded.

"Happy birthday."

"Thanks."

"How do you know SoundCloud boy?"

"Annoying cousin."

Sasha chuckled.

"Is he any good?"

"I don't listen to him." Xavier shrugged.

The bartender handed Xavier a glass of water and placed a bottle of rum next to it.

"Fellas down the bar bought it for ya." he said.

Xavier looked down to see Kofi and Big E giving him a thumbs up.

"Wow." Xavier said, just staring at the bottle.

"What?" Sasha asked.

"Nothing."

"From the fellas down the bar as well." The bartender said, putting 13 shots in front of Sasha.

"If dreadlocks comes back, don't let me leave with him." Sasha said to Bayley, before drinking one of the shots.

Kofi and Big E returned from the dancefloor, walking with a girl.

"That's cool, what did you say your name was again?" Kofi asked.

"Cameron."

"Cameron, that's right. Lit. Well, we'll go back to the house, I just gotta go to the bar and find my cous..."

They arrived at the bar to see Bayley sitting next to the bottle, which was 3/5ths empty, and the 13 empty shot glasses

"Did X drink all this!?" Kofi asked, looking at the bottle.

"Yep." Bayley said.

"Where is he?" Big E asked.

Bayley shrugged.

"I don't know, Sasha said they'd be right back."

Kofi began walking to the men's bathroom.

Once he reached the door, he poked his head in and saw Xavier's clothes and Sasha's clothes on the ground.

He rolled his eyes and closed it.

Kofi returned to the bar, pulling Big E to the side.

"X took her into the bathroom."

"Bruh are you serious?"

"Deadass."

"What do we do now?"

"What do you mean WE? I got my girl. You better start talking to Virgin Mary cause as soon as Xavier comes back, we're leaving."

Big E sighed, sitting next to Bayley.

"Are you sure you don't wanna leave with us?"

"Yeah. I would go with you guys if Sasha did, but, it looks like they made other arrangements."

Big E sighed.

"Nice talking to you... Big E by the way."

"Bayley." She smiled, giving him an awkward thumbs up.

Big E drove as Kofi sat in the passenger seat. Cameron sat in the backseat, next to Xavier, who was completely drunk.

"You're the worst teammate ever." Kofi laughed.

"Huh?" Xavier asked, as if he was woken up out of his sleep. He covered his mouth as if he wasn't feeling well.

"You were supposed to take that girl home, then what's her face would've came with her and E would've had a chance."

"Her name was Bayley." Big E said, sadly.

"Yeah, E was gonna smash Bayley, and you ruined it."

Xavier immediately vomited in Cameron's lap.

"YO WHAT THE FUCK!?" Kofi said.

"I wanna go home." Cameron said.

"But we-"

"Now." She said, crossing her arms.

"I'mma kill X. I really am." Kofi said, making a U-Turn.

Once they took Cameron home, they rode in the car in silence.

"Why are you mad at me? You told me to get some pussy and get drunk and I did." Xavier slurred.

"Yeah, but you're the only one of us that did!" Big E said, annoyed.

Xavier started laughing.

"That's cause... cause ya'll niggas ugly and I'm cute as... fuck!"

"Never taking X to the club again." Kofi said, shaking his head.

"And I got Sasha's number, and I got her Snapchat too... you know what... FUCK Naomi, I don't... fucking need... her. You know what... I'm gonna text her that right now."

Kofi grabbed Xavier's phone.

"Hey!" Xavier protested, weakly reaching for his phone back

"You're not drunk texting Naomi." Kofi said.

"You should let him after he ruined both of our nights." Big E said.

Kofi pushed some buttons, then placed his phone over Xavier's phone, causing his own phone to vibrate.

"What are you doing?" Xavier said, still reaching for his phone.

"I added Sasha on Snapchat." Kofi said, putting Xavier's phone in his pocket.

"She don't want you bro! Nobody cares about your... flex... shit... or whatever the fuck..."

Xavier began to throw up again.

"Bruuuuuuh." Kofi sighed.

"Can you please drop this nigga off at his Mom's house." Big E said.

"I can't take him to Auntie Annie's like this."

"Alright, let him sleep on the couch, but give him like a bucket or something."