A/N: I actually thought I could do better on this chapter. ESPECIALLY with Reyna. I just do not know how to write her. Oh well.

I do not own PJO or the HoO series. As much as it PAINS me.

Chiron sat in his living room. He bought some ice cream for himself. He ate in silence, listening to the evening news, trying to forget the incidents earlier that day, on the first day of teaching kindergarten. This was one of the most stressful days of his life.

He looked down at the fee the school gave him. He would have to pay for a broken ceiling, busted water pipes, a toy chest, and Percy's limited edition signed panda pillow pet.

As he ate ice cream and stared at what he would have to pay (which consisted mostly of Percy's panda), he recollected what he had remembered on the day.

Unfortunately, it was very much still vivid in his mind.

Earlier that day...

"Uh, Teacher? We should probably get some order into this classroom before someone gets hurt." That snapped Chiron out of his shock.

"Yes, thank you, Annabeth. Children!" Chiron raised his voice, attempting to calm the students. No one seemed to notice his voice.

He felt someone poking him from the right. He turned his wheelchair to see the girl with the braided hair who was shouting from the teacher's table earlier.

"Good morning, Teacher! I'm Reyna, please call me Reyna." She smiled sweetly and turned to my left, her eyes glaring daggers. "Annabeth." She said through gritted teeth.

"Rara." Annabeth returned mockingly. Reyna was stomping forward to confront her but Chiron cleared his throat and both of them immediately turned to him, with big eyes and smiles, like nothing happened.

So these are the teacher's pets.

Annabeth's eyes lit up. "Teacher! I know how to get them to shut up! Hold on." She ran headfirst into the pit of chaos that is the middle of the classroom. She came back with a girl thrashing in her arms.

"Annabeth! What are you doing?!" A girl with choppy hair straightened up, patted down her turquoise dress and crossed her arms at Annabeth. "I was perfectly fine watching Jason."

"That's kinda weird" Reyna spoke beside me.

"No it's not! He might get hurt."

"From... drawing weapons and lightning bolts"

"Duh" The girl with choppy hair said like it was an obvious fact.

Annabeth cut in. "Piper, we need you to tell them to be quiet."

Chiron was puzzled. "Why would she be able to do that?"

Annabeth just smiled. "She has powers."

"Ah." For a second Chiron actually thought that made sense. "Wait, what?"

Reyna giggled. "Silly mortal"

Chiron decided to ignore the ridiculous comments. "Piper... that is your name right?... do what you need to do."

Piper curtsied. She turned to the students. "Every one stop and sit down!"

Every single student, to Chiron's surprise, cooperated and did as said. The kid in all black was still rocking in his chair though. Soon the room was silent.

Except for the sound of a kid gurgling in the fish bowl. Being in the water prevented him from hearing Piper's command.

"Ahem" Chiron pointed to the boy. The kid next to him, the blonde kid with glasses, poked him in the side. This made him sit down straight in his chair.

The girl with too much makeup for their age sighed dramatically. "That's Jason, always the hero." She said dreamily. Jason continued drawing a sword.

Piper glared at Annabeth. "I could've been doing that." She half-whisper half-screamed.

"Oh, you're welcome then."

"Excuse me?"

"Oh, is being pathetic a good thing?"

Piper looked offended.

Annabeth looked like she was genuinely curious as to what the answer was.

Chiron gestured for the girls to sit down. Only Piper obeyed. Reyna and Annabeth stayed at the teacher's side like bodyguards.

Chiron cleared his throat. "You too, girls."

They reluctantly sat down in the two front seats in class, but not without glaring daggers at each other first. Chiron would have to work that out.

He decided to start off chipper. "Good morning, class! My name is—"

He was interrupted by a small kid at the back raising his hand, eager to ask a question.

One couldn't hurt.

"Yes?"

The kid stood up and asked "Why do you get to wear a car in the classroom? I want to wear a car in the classroom."

Annabeth looked back. "Leo, that's insensitive."

The kid shrugged. The girl in front of him with long and curly hair 'whispered'.

If by whisper you mean cupping your hands on your mouth and still speaking loud enough for everyone in class to hear.

"Leo, that's a wheelchair"

"Whatever. I still want one."

He sunk back in his seat. I took that as a cue to speak again.

As I was saying, I am Mr. Chiron. I will be your teacher for, hopefully, the whole year.

The girl who was bullying the poor kid who was still shivering smirked. "That's what they all say."

Chiron tried to let that threatening comment slide. "So, today, all we're going to do are introductions. And then we can eat snacks and go home. Sound good?"

It was a plan. Not foolproof, could go wrong anytime, but a plan nonetheless.

Everyone nodded.

"Okay. I'll be talking to you guys one by one, seeing as all of you are already familiar with one another. I'll be calling you over one by one to the front. Left to right, front to back. Clear?"

No one answered. The boy who stuck his head in the aquarium scratched his head.

Chiron bit back a curse. What was he doing? These were kindergarteners! He would have to work on a dumbed down version of speaking.

"I call you and you come here to front of classroom and talk to me, okay?"

A chorus of ohs and ahs filled the room. Someone even said "Why didn't you just say that?"

A chubby boy with a crewcut raised his hand.

"Can we play while you talk?"

The teacher sighed. "Fine, just don't make a mess."

The boy grinned. "You're the best teacher ever!"

Chiron smiled. "Well we better get to it!" He started from the front left. "You, you're first."

(A/N: I'm on an IPhone and I don't know how to do that grey divider line here. As a substitute, I'm just going to write DOGE, M'kay? It's better that grey lines anyway, but if anyone can tell me how to do that on mobile, I'll love you forever. Not as much as I do my dog, but I'll appreciate you nonetheless. SHOUT OUT TO MY DOG ANUBIS!)

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"Trust me, I'm a doctor."

That was what the tanned boy said the most.

"But, I just asked about your favorite snack, that doesn't have anything to do with being a doctor."

Will kept smiling. "Yeah it does. I'm a doctor, trust me. I've had years of training. Hard long nights sleeping late in med school for 8 years. Good old days."

"Will, you're four."

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"Mr Chiron?"

"Yes, Nico?"

"Do you ever just think about death?"

"Actually I don—"

"Do you ever just feel that life is a pointless endeavor? That we'll all die forgotten by the cruel eyes of history anyway? That all of our problems and trials we face in life equate to nothing?"

Silence spread between the two, Chiron looking at Nico like a civilian looking at an atomic bomb, waiting for the inevitable death the cruel fates grant them.

Darn, this kid was rubbing off on him.

"Mr. Chiron?"

"Yes, Nico?"

"I want McDonalds."

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"So, Annabeth. What is your favorite sna—"

"Let me stop you right there, sir. I am not a child. I would be fine if you quiz me on quantum physics or ask me about my view on the Black Hole Theory, but my favorite snack? No no no, leave that to these delinquents."

"Okay! No need to get—"

"Apples."

"Excuse me?"

"I like apples as snacks."

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"—so I therefore conclude that all of my classmates are alright. Except for Annabeth. She's a stupid face."

"Reyna! You shouldn't call anyone bad names."

"I'm not, teacher. Just telling the absolute truth."

"How would you feel if someone called you that?"

She smirked. "Well, I'm very composed."

"You didn't answer my question."

"I'd punch them in the face."

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"So, Drew, what do you like?"

Drew looked up from her makeup kit and raised an eyebrow.

"Honey, is that even a question? Jason, of course! Just between you and me..."

She whispered quietly. "We held hands once during recess!"

"Oh, wow. That's, uh, cute?"

"It was just for a second though. He screamed and ran away. He was definitely just playing hard to get."

Okay, less cute. Chiron thought.

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"C-can I go home now?"

The poor boy was shivering.

"It'll be fine, Grover. I promise I'll keep an eye on you. She won't threaten you anymore."

Grover smiled and straightened up. "Gee, thank you, Mr. Chiron."

Grover was probably his favorite student. He was so normal. Probably the only one in this classroom. In a class full of crazy kids with powers, you need an anchor, you know? A kid with normal flaws. He reminded him of so many of his middle school students.

He was shaked out of thought by Grover eating the wheels of his wheelchair.

You know what, Annabeth might be his favorite.

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"What's your favorite snack, Piper?"

"I really like PBJ sandwiches, actually I'd love to have one right now."

Chiron didn't feel like himself. "Yes, Piper. I will make you a PBJ sandwich."

Chiron wheeled himself to the Teacher's lounge. He was in the middle of putting jelly on the other side of the toast when he snapped out of it. He got out of there not being able to look at the other teachers in the room. They wouldn't have blamed him eitherway. The previous teachers of class HB have done way more than that.

As Chiron made his way back to the classroom, he suddenly remembered that he was leaving a room full of crazy four year olds with powers alone. He sped up.

DOGEDOGEDOGE

He was more than relieved to see that nothing was wrong. Everyone was playing peacefully. He sighed and went back to interviewing.

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"I like beating people up!"

"Why?"

"My daddy says it's good!"

"Clarisse, remind me to never meet your father."

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"What do you like, Hazel?"

""Well, I like Frank!'

"Oh wow. What do you like about him?"

"He always gives me babies."

"WHAT?!"

Chiron started to hyperventilate. He was about to pull out the paper bag when Hazel clarified.

"My favorite one is Hannibal the stuffed elephant."

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"So, what's your favorite snack?"

"I like elephants"

"Oh, ok then. Wha—"

He was cut off by Frank turning into an elephant. A fully grown Indian Elephant.

"Frank!" Hazel tried to talk to Frank the Elephant. "Your mom said not to turn into an elephant in the classroom!"

Frank shrunk back down to the regular him. "Oh yah. I forgot." And then they just went back to playing like nothing happened.

Chiron sat there staring at the hole Frank had made in the ceiling.

Above them was the first grade classroom and the teacher was staring down, not really angry, just disappointed. This again, she seemed to imply.

After a few apologies, a promise for coffee, and a blue cloth draped over the hole, Chiron resumed.

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"I know, sir. The Supersized McShizzleMan Badboy Supreme is a lot to take in. I'll let you drink it in." Leo stared at Hazel and Reyna wriggling is eyebrows and flexing his non existent biceps. Reyna faked a gag in response.

He turned back to Chiron. "See? All the ladies love me. Me, Jason and Percy have been called the 'Big Three' because we're the ladykillers of the classroom."

Chiron raised an eyebrow. He was used to dealing with kids with an ego. "Well of course. Percy has Annabeth and Reyna fighting over him. Jason has Piper and Drew. And you?"

Leo's hair literally started burning. "Oh, well, there's..."

The teacher pulled him closer. "There, there."

The curly-haired boy let out a sob. "I'm so alone! How did Frank get a girlfriend and not me?"

"Well, I'm sure that someday, you'll findOW!"

Chiron unconsciously ran a hand through Leo's burning hair.

"Oh, sorry teach. I guess I'm a little... hotheaded!"

DOGEDOGEDOGE

Hey, Mr. Chiron! My name is Jason Gra—"

"Okay. That's really cool Jason. Percy, you're up!"

(Sorry I'm so mean to Jason haha. He's my second favorite of the Argo crew. Just wanted to show how Percy always seems to 1-up him. Plus, I don't know how to write Jason, but nobody needs to know that. *slides over 10 dollar bill*)

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"What's your favorite snack, Percy?"

"Oh, I think it's My mom's blue cookies. They're the best! Or anything blue for that matter. Blue is my favorite color. I like it because I like the ocean. Me and my mom go to the ocean sometimes, it's really cool to surf."

Chiron blinked. This boy just went from cookies to surfing.

"I just don't like eating fish. They talk to me." Percy shivered at the thought of eating fish.

"I believe the expression is 'they speak to me'." When he taught middle school, Chiron often taught English.

"No, teach. They literally talk to me. Like those." He pointed to the two goldfish in the classroom. "George and Martha want to be free."

"What?"

"THEY WANT TO BE FREE TEACH! YEARNING FOR FREEDOM!" Percy proceeded to run to the fish tank.

DOGEDOGEDOGE

"What are your favorite snacks, boys?"

"Well, I really like oreos."

"I'm more of a skittles guy" Travis' twin answered confidently.

Chiron smiled and heaved a sigh. "That was the first normal answer to any of the questions I prepared! Thank you so much!"

Connor smirked. "Yup. We better get going. Thanks for the wallet, teach." They got up and left.

"No, thank you! I—" He realized what they had said. He checked his coat pocket to see if his wallet was there. As expected, it wasn't.

Frankly, he didn't care. He got through the day without any sort of problem. Oh yeah, there was that giant hole in the wall but only two teachers would know about that for probably the next few days.

And then, everything went to Tartarus.

"I can't hold it any longer!" Hazel's face was beaded with sweat. She was concentrating. On what, Chiron didn't know.

"No! Hazel! Don't!" Annabeth was staring wide-eyed at the girl.

Hazel collapsed on the floor, and everything became apparent to Chiron.

He saw the true anarchy these students have wreaked in the classroom.

Fitting too, that the principal in his leopard-print suit would come in at this moment. "Just checking i—"

He stared wide-eyed at the destruction, and then turned to Chiron.

"You have some explaining to do."

A/N: LOL CLIFFHANGER NOT EVEN FEELING A LITTLE BIT GUILTY

So if you didn't catch it, Hazel was using the mist to block Chiron's view of— actually it'll all be explained in the next chapter.

I'm not too happy with this one, some characters seemed OOC, but DAYUM DID I ENJOY WRITING NICO

I could've finished this MUCH earlier but I was too busy catching up on MLP season 5 and 6 and reading that AMAZING fanfic crossover of PJO and the Last Airbender. Read it.

And this is the section where I respond to your reviews:

RoyalFox89: Thank you, first reviewer! I'm afraid they might not be as long as you or even I might like, as I'm planning to do mostly just oneshots and the occasional thing you do in actual school like show and tell or that career day thing. I am posting when I cant though, so you guys (hopefully) always have something to read.

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