Gravity Halls

Whats up my readers. Theyomamajokester in the house

Story made by Theyomamajokester

Story edited by Skylandsonic

Chapter two: being nice

Both me and Gortimer stare at the white haired kid. At first sight, I thought he might have seen a ghost. I took a good look at his hair and asked him "Is your hair dyed white?"

"No, I was born with white hair. Why? Does it bother you?" Lincoln asked and started to get paranoid as he was touching his hair

"No, It actually looks good, but getting off topic since you're here what kind of weird stuff happens at your town?" I asked and quickly pull out my note book.

"Uhhh, what?" Lincoln asked, obviously confused, so I put my book back in my pocket

"Never mind, I'm Dipper by the way." I said and pulled my hand out for a handshake. Lincoln looked at me and froze. There was a second of silence. I was about to say something until Lincoln broke the silence before me

"Uhh, have we met before?" asked Lincoln

"Umm, I'll explain that to you later, but for now me and Gortimer are ready to go out and explore this private school's campus. You can come with and unpack later if you like" I suggested.

"Sure" he said and nodded

( Gortimers P-O-V )

Lincoln then threw his bag in the middle of the room then we all walked out of the room, and I closed the door from behind them before catching up with them. They both took the elevator and I said that I would take the stairs, because I needed the exercise. I walked down half-way down the stairs and took a seat on the stairs. "This can't be happening, I haven't been on any weird adventures for about two years or so." I whispered to myself.

I was both happy and worried at the same time. "I haven't had a friend since I moved, and now I finally have three….I know we will have fun together… or is this just a gut feeling? Ever since I moved here, I have not had the guts to befriend someone, as it usually happens on it's own, but also, now something big is coming, I can feel it" I thought to myself.

I also vaguely remember seeing a third person in my quick dream, but I could only see his shadow 'Who could he be?' I walked all the way downstairs and saw that my two new friends had beaten me to the door… minus the mysterious one, for now

( Back to Dippers P-O-V )

As Gortimer walked up to the both of us I noticed that the desk man was gone, which was odd enough. We all walked outside and I quickly saw a Mickey d's "Well at least we know where to go for when we get tired of eating the school lunches" I said

"Ohh look, there goes your girlfriend Lincoln" said Gortimer, pointing to a random girl.

Lincoln looked to where he was pointing and saw a whitish blond girl who looked like she was talking to a pink and green balloon. I chuckled at the crazy sight and Lincoln punched me. "Hey what was that for?" I asked Lincoln, whist I rubbed my arm

"Well since we are going to be roommates we might as well start to act like boys, right?" Lincoln replied

"Yeah, but you should go talk to her, she looks like your type" I said to Lincoln, with a smarmy smirk

"No, she's not my type, plus she has been talking to those balloons the whole time we were talking!" Lincoln pointed out.

I look at the balloons closely and saw what looked like faces on them. Realizing what they really were, I grabbed both Lincoln and Gortimer pulling them around a corner. "Hey what the-?" I covered Lincoln's lips and shut them tight as Gortimer just stood silent and confused. I let go of Lincoln's lips and whispered "You guys don't know this but fairy godparents are real, that girl is their fairly godchild. It means that she can make any wish she wants and they will grant it… to a certain degree" As I finished Lincoln asked a question that was so hurtful, it caught me right off guard.

"Gortimer is he always this crazy?"

"First off: You sound like you never seen something this weird before. Second off, how did you know my name" Gortimer asked

"It says so on your shirt and I don't believe you Dipper" Lincoln said with a smirk

"Are you calling me a liar?" I asked, suspiciously

"I ain't calling you a truther!" He shouted at me

"Alright, let's make this interesting, if you prove that she is not a Fairy godchild then I'll buy you whatever you want, but if I prove to you that she is in fact one,you buy me a burger, or even better: a Dairy-King sundae. Deal?"

"Deal" Lincoln says and nods

"Alright now look around that corner for about ten seconds and tell me what you see"

Both of them looked around the corner and Gortimer said " Dude she's gone, and so are the balloons"

I looked around the corner to investigate and to my chagrin, saw that they left with no sign of evidence

"So, I'd like to be paid in cash" said Lincoln with a smirk and pulled his hand out for the money

I took out my wallet and gave him a ten dollar bill. For all I know is that the girl made a wish to another dimension or for the world never to see her again. Lincoln then took the money and examined it "What the hell is this?"

"It's a ten dollar bill, like you wanted" I said

"It looks like fake money, where did you get this?" Asked Lincoln

"I said it was a ten dollar bill. That's canadian money, not U.S money " I replied

"Ohh, he got you there Lincoln" laughed Gortimer

"Well, sorry. I collect coins, NOT dollars!" Lincoln said and sulked

"No problem, and hey, don't sweat about the cursing, even I curse sometimes, even if it's like the egyptian kind." I said with a light chuckle

"I'd say that was funny, but I don't speak geek" said a fourth person who sounded like a girl

All three of us looked behind Gortimer and their stood a brunette looking older than all of us, and wore a shirt with a bright red 1 in the middle

"Hey Lynn, did you get unpacked already? If you want, you can hang out with me and my new two friends. Dipper and Gortimer" said Lincoln pointing to each of us.

I looked at her and tried to put on my best looking face. "Sure, It's not like I'm busy" she answered

"Guys, meet one of my eleven sisters. Lynn Jr. " Lynn then pulled her hand out for a handshake and I quickly swiped my hand first to make a good impression but instead accidentally slapped her arm hard.

"Oww, that was harsh" said Lynn who was rubbing her arm from the slap.

I blushed and hung my head down in shame. "But I can do better" She said.

I looked up and got a slap across my face. I couldn't tell if she was mad or if she was playing with me after that, though she does have a smile that looked like she was having fun, so I asked her "Uhh, so you're not mad?" whilst I started to rub her arm just in case she was hurt or had a bruise.

"Yeah I'm okay, I like my men to be tough, it was Dipper, right?" asked Lynn

"Yeah, I'm Dipper" I said with a sweat-drop.

After all,I was never good at talking to girls, especially older ones. I felt my hands turning from soft to sticky, my legs started to go limp so, not paying attention to what I was saying I said "That's me, Pipper Dines. Mice to neet you, we should sall each other cometime" I stood for a second, then blushed when I realized what I said, then blurted out "That wasn't right, was it?" and waited for a rejection.

"Not any of it was right, but sure, we can hangout, you free right now? We could split up in groups of two and explore different parts of the campus" Lynn said with just a dollop of pink on her cheeks

( Lincoln's P-O-V )

"Uh I thought we all were exploring together?" I asked to my sister

"Oh, can I talk to you in private, Lincoln?" Lynn pointed to a dark spot and walked over to it as I hesitantly followed her with Dipper and Gortimer staying behind, not paying much attention to us "So what do we need to discuss Lynn?" I asked her

"Well… I just want to get to know Dipper better because so far he seems nice, and I wanna try my hand at dating one of your geek friends. Please let me do this, Lincoln. If I don't become the first girl he dates at this school, I surely will be second, and you know damn well that I DON'T LIKE BEING SECOND!" Lynn yelled the last part so loud, it startled Dipper and Gortimer.

I looked at her and gave her an over exaggerated confused face that made her give me a smile that says 'don't worry, I'll be fine' so I said "Fine, I guess you can take Dipper and I'll go with Gortimer."

She screamed with glee and was about to run back to Dipper and take him with her but I grabbed her hand first and I said " Two things. One, If he doesn't return the feelings, don't get mad at me. Second, if he does, remember to practice safe SAX with him."

She looked at me and punched my arm hard for the lame joke, but smiled brightly. She ran towards Dipper so hard, she tackled him to the ground and got really close. The only thing I thought was wrong about this was that she was basically cheating by making the first move. But as long as Lynn is happy with Dipper, I was okay with the paranoid dude as long as he didn't do anything stupid, like break her heart, or run away, in the unlikely event that she got pregnant, but I was OK with having a weird brother in law, should they get married, because TBH, he reminds me so much of Lisa, who I think was a professor here, but I wasn't sure. "I'll leave you two lovebirds alone." I whispered to myself and walked away with Gortimer

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Ed note.

Well that was a really good chapter, and I think I fell in love with the idea of Lynn X Dipper. Remember, if you love my colab with theyomamajokester, be sure to check out the rest of my independent stories over at my account skylandsonic.

Until next time, I gotta go fast!