Hey Gang! It's me, Crazomatic with another silly fic that will hopefully
make you laugh. I must give thanks to my friend Lynx, who after I explained
my idea, sent me the entire TF Movie script as a guide to aid me in this
senseless endeavor. THANK YOU LYNX!
For all us TF seasoned junkies out there, hope you enjoy my little rendition. This fic was inspired by a writer who wrote the entire 3 1/2 hour Fellowship of the Ring in a limerick. I have searched endlessly (through hundreds of fics) trying to find this person, it had HUNDREDS of reviews, but alas, his fic is completely gone. I wanted to thank this person for the inspiration. So, if anybody out there remembers him, let me know!
Personal Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Transformers or make mulla off it either (but I sure wish I did. And even if I did, would I really be telling YOU about it)?
So here it is folks, Chapter 1 of Transformers, The Movie: Limerick Style!
+++++++++++++++++++Scene 01: The Destruction of Lithone+++++++++++++++++
Narrator: . . . . . . . . .In a galaxy far, far away,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A humble planet will see its last day.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A huge monster is near,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .That is shaped like a sphere,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .With its pinchers and eyes set on Lithone.
======================================
Kranix: . . . . . . . . . . .Do you see what just entered our space?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's a planet with quite a large taste,
Arblus: . . . . . . . . . . .Shall I fire my gun?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wait, it's the Death Star RUN!
Kranix: . . . . . . . . . .Whoops, I think that we're in the wrong movie!
========================================
Kranix: . . . . . . . . ..Enter the ship for our only chance!
Arblus: . . . . . . . . . .I'm so scared that I just wet my pants!
Kranix: . . . . . . . . .Did you just hear my call?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jump a ship and don't stall!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Halfway the planets been eaten already!
====================================
Arblus: . . . . . . . .Well I just bit the big one, FAREWELL!
Kranix: . . . . . . . .If I escape I'll have stories to tell!
Unicron: . . . . . . .This planets so yummy,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .See it churn in my tummy?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hope I don't get the farts out of this!
==================================
+++++++++++++++++++++++++Scene 02: The War Continues+++++++++++++++++
Narrator: . . . . .It's the year two thousand and five,
. . . . . . . . . . . . .The Autobots huddle and hide,
. . . . . . . . . . . . .The Decepticons rule,
Megatron: . . . . .Hey kids! Isn't that cool?
Narrator:. . . . . .From a moon the Autobots plan their assault.
==========================================
Ironhide: . . . . . .The enemies rule makes me sizzle!
Optimus:. . . . . . .I wish he'd shut up with that dribble!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Make a run in the shuttle,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . ..Hurry up, on the double,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Take the one with the broken radar!
===========================================
Optimus: . . . . . . .Jazz tell me if the shuttle can fly?
Jazz: . . . . . . . . . . .There's no Decepticons I see in the sky!
Optimus: . . . . . . .What about Moon Base Two?
Bumblebee: . . . . .Were also free from those goons!
Spike: . . . . . . . . . .Tell my son that I miss him so much.
=======================================
Optimus: . . . . . . .Commence the countdown by five,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'm so glad to get rid of Ironhide!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .If he fails, it will suck,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cuz he'll need lots of luck,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Flying around with Decepticons behind!
=======================================
++++++++++++++++++Scene 03: The Decepticons Plot Their Attack++++++++++++
Shockwave:. . . . . .Laserbeak returns from his rounds,
Megatron: . . . . . . .Soundwave, play back what he's found!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .He's a spy that's not failed,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .In all missions he's sailed,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Unlike some other warriors I know!
=========================================
Optimus:. . . . . . . .Go to Earth and bring Energon back,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So we can launch our counterattack!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Luck is what we will need,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .To get Cybertron freed!
Megatron:. . . . . .More than you can imagine, Optimus Prime!
=========================================
+++++++++++++++++Scene 04: The Shuttle Invasion+++++++++++++++++
Ironhide: . . . . . . . .This should be an easy little trip,
Brawn: . . . . . . . . . .The Decepticons blew into the ship!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .We can't run and can't hide,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So let's fight for our lives!
Megatron: . . . . . . . .Down for count you will be when I'm through!
===============================================
Megatron: . . . . . . . .With one blast I've killed all that's on board!
Starscream: . . . . . . .Ain't it weird how this never worked before?
Megatron: . . . . . . . . .The writers love me this time,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's so easy cuz I'm,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The worst 'Instrument of Destruction' there is!
===============================================
Starscream: . . . . . .Your a coward and missed the real threat!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The Autobot moons is what we should get!
Megatron: . . . . . . . .You're an idiot and blind,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .We'll slip by in their ride,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And the Autobots with their city shall fall!
============================================
++++++++++++Scene 05: Fishing With the Future Leader+++++++++++++++++++
Hot Rod: . . . . . . .The fish are sure jumping today!
Daniel: . . . . . . . . .I wish that my dad weren't away.
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . .He'll come back very soon,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . We've been here until Noon,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And you're moping is getting annoying!
==========================================
Daniel: . . . . . . . . . .It's a shuttle let's go watch it land!
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . .Anything to get out of this sand!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .To Lookout Mountain we'll ride!
Daniel: . . . . . . . . . .Look! There's a hole in the side!
Hot Rod. . . . . . . . . .What a 'Dare' crashing road blocks can be!
===========================================
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . .Your a punk and I'll straighten you out!
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . .Hey old timer, you don't have to shout!
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . .To be olds not a pity,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now get into the city!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or a gravestone I'll pick when you're dead!
+++++++++++++++++++End of Chapter 1++++++++++++++++
Okay, (pant, pant, pant) here is chapter 1. Hope you liked enjoyed this little rendition so far. Chapter 2 will go from the siege of Autobot City, to the making of Galvatron.
Have a funny limerick about Transformers the Movie? Send it to me at and I will post your limerick in the next chapter in the credits (takers anyone?) Even if it's just a few sentences, let me have it and we'll all get laughs together!
Till next time gang, C-YA later! Crazomatic
For all us TF seasoned junkies out there, hope you enjoy my little rendition. This fic was inspired by a writer who wrote the entire 3 1/2 hour Fellowship of the Ring in a limerick. I have searched endlessly (through hundreds of fics) trying to find this person, it had HUNDREDS of reviews, but alas, his fic is completely gone. I wanted to thank this person for the inspiration. So, if anybody out there remembers him, let me know!
Personal Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Transformers or make mulla off it either (but I sure wish I did. And even if I did, would I really be telling YOU about it)?
So here it is folks, Chapter 1 of Transformers, The Movie: Limerick Style!
+++++++++++++++++++Scene 01: The Destruction of Lithone+++++++++++++++++
Narrator: . . . . . . . . .In a galaxy far, far away,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A humble planet will see its last day.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A huge monster is near,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .That is shaped like a sphere,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .With its pinchers and eyes set on Lithone.
======================================
Kranix: . . . . . . . . . . .Do you see what just entered our space?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's a planet with quite a large taste,
Arblus: . . . . . . . . . . .Shall I fire my gun?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wait, it's the Death Star RUN!
Kranix: . . . . . . . . . .Whoops, I think that we're in the wrong movie!
========================================
Kranix: . . . . . . . . ..Enter the ship for our only chance!
Arblus: . . . . . . . . . .I'm so scared that I just wet my pants!
Kranix: . . . . . . . . .Did you just hear my call?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jump a ship and don't stall!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Halfway the planets been eaten already!
====================================
Arblus: . . . . . . . .Well I just bit the big one, FAREWELL!
Kranix: . . . . . . . .If I escape I'll have stories to tell!
Unicron: . . . . . . .This planets so yummy,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .See it churn in my tummy?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Hope I don't get the farts out of this!
==================================
+++++++++++++++++++++++++Scene 02: The War Continues+++++++++++++++++
Narrator: . . . . .It's the year two thousand and five,
. . . . . . . . . . . . .The Autobots huddle and hide,
. . . . . . . . . . . . .The Decepticons rule,
Megatron: . . . . .Hey kids! Isn't that cool?
Narrator:. . . . . .From a moon the Autobots plan their assault.
==========================================
Ironhide: . . . . . .The enemies rule makes me sizzle!
Optimus:. . . . . . .I wish he'd shut up with that dribble!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Make a run in the shuttle,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . ..Hurry up, on the double,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Take the one with the broken radar!
===========================================
Optimus: . . . . . . .Jazz tell me if the shuttle can fly?
Jazz: . . . . . . . . . . .There's no Decepticons I see in the sky!
Optimus: . . . . . . .What about Moon Base Two?
Bumblebee: . . . . .Were also free from those goons!
Spike: . . . . . . . . . .Tell my son that I miss him so much.
=======================================
Optimus: . . . . . . .Commence the countdown by five,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'm so glad to get rid of Ironhide!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .If he fails, it will suck,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cuz he'll need lots of luck,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Flying around with Decepticons behind!
=======================================
++++++++++++++++++Scene 03: The Decepticons Plot Their Attack++++++++++++
Shockwave:. . . . . .Laserbeak returns from his rounds,
Megatron: . . . . . . .Soundwave, play back what he's found!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .He's a spy that's not failed,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .In all missions he's sailed,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Unlike some other warriors I know!
=========================================
Optimus:. . . . . . . .Go to Earth and bring Energon back,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So we can launch our counterattack!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Luck is what we will need,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .To get Cybertron freed!
Megatron:. . . . . .More than you can imagine, Optimus Prime!
=========================================
+++++++++++++++++Scene 04: The Shuttle Invasion+++++++++++++++++
Ironhide: . . . . . . . .This should be an easy little trip,
Brawn: . . . . . . . . . .The Decepticons blew into the ship!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .We can't run and can't hide,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .So let's fight for our lives!
Megatron: . . . . . . . .Down for count you will be when I'm through!
===============================================
Megatron: . . . . . . . .With one blast I've killed all that's on board!
Starscream: . . . . . . .Ain't it weird how this never worked before?
Megatron: . . . . . . . . .The writers love me this time,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It's so easy cuz I'm,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The worst 'Instrument of Destruction' there is!
===============================================
Starscream: . . . . . .Your a coward and missed the real threat!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The Autobot moons is what we should get!
Megatron: . . . . . . . .You're an idiot and blind,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .We'll slip by in their ride,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And the Autobots with their city shall fall!
============================================
++++++++++++Scene 05: Fishing With the Future Leader+++++++++++++++++++
Hot Rod: . . . . . . .The fish are sure jumping today!
Daniel: . . . . . . . . .I wish that my dad weren't away.
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . .He'll come back very soon,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . We've been here until Noon,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And you're moping is getting annoying!
==========================================
Daniel: . . . . . . . . . .It's a shuttle let's go watch it land!
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . . .Anything to get out of this sand!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .To Lookout Mountain we'll ride!
Daniel: . . . . . . . . . .Look! There's a hole in the side!
Hot Rod. . . . . . . . . .What a 'Dare' crashing road blocks can be!
===========================================
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . .Your a punk and I'll straighten you out!
Hot Rod: . . . . . . . .Hey old timer, you don't have to shout!
Kup: . . . . . . . . . . . .To be olds not a pity,
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Now get into the city!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Or a gravestone I'll pick when you're dead!
+++++++++++++++++++End of Chapter 1++++++++++++++++
Okay, (pant, pant, pant) here is chapter 1. Hope you liked enjoyed this little rendition so far. Chapter 2 will go from the siege of Autobot City, to the making of Galvatron.
Have a funny limerick about Transformers the Movie? Send it to me at and I will post your limerick in the next chapter in the credits (takers anyone?) Even if it's just a few sentences, let me have it and we'll all get laughs together!
Till next time gang, C-YA later! Crazomatic