Annabeth cheats on Percy:

Percy was strolling along, enjoying his day. For some strange reason he decided that, even though he wasn't twenty yet, he was going to propose to Annabeth. He thought, well, considering Demigods have an average life expectancy of 16, the best thing to do was clearly to get married only a couple of years after that.

But Percy was an honourable lad, so he decided that the best course of action was to seek a blessing from his and Annabeth's godly parents – Poseidon and Athena. Right before he did this, he forgot all about Poseidon and went to Athena instead.

At around the same time, a new camper showed up. This camper was a right twat, but everyone loved him because they preferred to advance the plot over their own morals and character. Also, this new guy was a son of Poseidon, and Poseidon immediately decided that he was going to claim this guy (whose name, by the way, was Matt, or something else that begins with M) as his favourite son, for no reason whatsoever.

Then, Matt decided for absolutely no reason that he would fuck Percy's life up, despite the fact that Matt had just had his life saved by Percy during his entrance to the camp (He had, in fact, claimed that he had done all the work, and because of his charm speak powers that all children of Poseidon who exist to show up Percy seem to have, people had believed him).

Matt began to prank each and every cabin counsellor in some mean and horrible way, like *GASP* breaking the Apollo Cabin Counsellor's bow! Some people will ponder what this even means, considering the fact that the current Counsellor of Apollo Cabin (Will Solace) cannot use a bow for shit, but most will lap it up as if they've never heard it before (which they have).

Another thing Matt did was hide the plans to some of the Athena Cabin's most amazing contraption, and though they were smart, they weren't smart enough to figure out where he'd hidden their stuff. Wow, who would've thought?

At this point, Matt used his amazing charm speak powers to convince all the counsellors that the perpetrator of these horrendous crimes was none other than Perseus *Insert some ancient greek hero's name* Jackson. Exactly one of the counsellors wondered why Percy would do such horrible pranks and why each and every time Matt was the one blaming him, but Matt soothed their worries with his charm speak powers.

So Percy went to Athena and said, "Hey, could I have your daughter's hand in marriage?"

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Percy was like: "Wow, that was kind of an overreaction."

Athena was like: "You have to do anywhere between 4 and 12 months of horrifying tasks that no mortal or demigod could ever complete. And the worst part? THE READERS DON'T EVEN GET TO READ IT!"

Percy was like: "NOOOOOOOO!"

Then he did the tasks, and, true to her word, Athena did not allow for us readers to read any of what is undeniably way more interesting than anything else that happens in the story. We only got a brief summary.

In this time, Annabeth was thinking that Percy had gotten real distant, and she was getting sadder and sadder and madder and madder at him. Eventually, Matt persuaded her to go on a date with him, and she did, and she immediately fell in love with him and decided that she hated Percy and would gladly watch him suffer in Tartarus.

Percy got back to the camp, and decided he would propose immediately. At this point, Annabeth decided to go on a romantic date with Matt, and she knew there was only one location she could possibly go – to the beach, Percy's favourite spot in the camp for some reason.

(Real talk – is there actually any evidence that Percy's favourite spot is the beach in the books? I guess people just assume it because it's got water… In fact, I don't remember there even being a beach at camp half-blood! Writers are stupid…)

So, as Annabeth was on a date at Percy's favourite spot with his half-brother that he hated, conveniently right at the time Percy decided he would propose, Percy came to propose, and somehow got close enough to hear them whisper to each other without noticing him.

They basically said: "wow, I luv u, I h8 percy, wot a jerk"

Percy was like: "Ermagherd noooooooooooo"

Annabeth was like: "no w8 this isn't wot it looks like"

Percy was like: "rlly bitch"

Then he got teleported to Mount Olympus, and the Gods boomed down at him, saying: "Wow, you were working with Gaia in the giant war Percy!"

They proceed to show him an obviously fake recording of Percy conspiring with Gaia, and ignoring all the evidence that he wasn't helping her, they sentence him to death via tartarus. But… they make him immortal, so he can't die! HEEEHEEEHEEE! What silly gods!

Then, Percy goes to tartarus, and everyone is like: "Good riddance."

And shit stories like this still get a ton of reviews, likes, and favourites. Bland, unoriginal, and completely nonsensical, and people fucking lap it up.

So if you haven't already noticed, this entire fic is a big spoof. Every chapter is a different cliché, overused to the point that even Chaos is tired of yet another Chaos fic.

Which cliché would you like to see next? My current ideas are "Chaos adopts Percy" and "Mortals Meet".

Thanks for reading!