(Hello everyone I have been thinking should Bilbo find the ring or Naruto and if you all chose Bilbo I will have Thrór's ring be given to Naruto, also when they get to the Lonely Mountain should Naruto become corrupted like his father, if yes then how should it happen please leave a comment.)


The next day, the company kept moving on through the woods on their horse and ponies. Soon, the weather turned sour and rain poured from the sky. Naruto put on his hood as many of the dwarves put on hoods or hats to shield them from the rain.

"Here, Mr. Gandalf, can't you do something about this deluge?" Dori asked Gandalf.

"It is raining, Master Dwarf, and it will continue to rain until the rain is done. If you wish to change the weather of the world, you should find yourself another wizard." Gandalf said.

"Are there any?" Bilbo asked Gandalf.

"What?" Gandalf replied.

"Other wizards." Bilbo said.

"There are five of us. The greatest of our order is Saruman the White. Then there are the two blue wizards…do you know, I've quite forgotten their names." Gandalf said.

"And who is the fifth?" Bilbo asked.

"Well, that would be Radagast the Brown." Gandalf said.

"Is he a great wizard? Or is he like you?" Bilbo asked.

"I think he is a very great wizard…in his own way. He's a gentle soul who prefers the company of animals to others. He keeps a watchful eye over the vast forestlands to the east. And a good thing too, for always evil will look to find a foothold in this world." Gandalf said.


An old man was walking through the forest on the side of his face was moss frowing to his hair and beard his clothes were rag looking as he held a staff with a crystal at the top of it.

He looked worried as he examined a plant only to see that it was dying "Not good. Not good at all." he ran past a dead fox and a pair of bunnies as he knealed down and plucked a mushroom only to frown when it seemed rotten as well.

He walked under a fallen tree ri see it was decaying too until he heard a chirp and looked up to see a bird he took off his hat revealing a nest in bis hair as two little birds nested and Radagast pit the hat back on.

He looked behind him and gasped when he saw his hedhehog friend whimpering "Oh, no Sebastian." the now named Sebastian whimpered as Radagast cradled him.

"Good gracious." he rab for his hut carrying his little friend.

Radagast tried using anything he could use to heal Sebastian but nothing was working as other hedgehogs came to see if their friend was okay.

He searched through grabbing potions "Oh come on," he turned his head to see the hedgehogs gathering around Sebastian "Get back give him some air! For goodbess sakes." Radagast used everything he could herbs, medicines, healing smoke. "I don't understand why it's not working." he snapped "It's not as if it's witchcraft." he widen his eyes in realization "Witchcraft." he looked at the little hedgehog.

"Oh, but it is. A dark and powerful magic." he looked out his window and gasped when he saw a shadowy leg scitter on the glass.

He realized that they were spiders as one of them tried to open the door so he rushed towards it to keep it shut.

He could only look on in horror as Sebastian finally died causing the old man to shed a tear at the loss of his friend.

He looked around before grabbing staff and pulling out the magical crystal from it not giving up on saving his furry friend.

Radagast was cradling Sebastian as he began chanting while holdkng the stone at the hedgehogs mouth as it began to suck out the darkness from within him.

The spiders broke a piece of his roof as a black fog seeped into the crystal a moment later Sebastian gasped as he was brought back to life as Radagast smiled down at him.

He looked around to see the spiders retreating as he ran outside and followed his birds only to see giant spiders going through the forest "Where on... This good earth did those foul creatures come from?" he had asked hinself as a bird flew next to him chirping "The old fortress?" the bird chirped again "Show me." the bird led the way as Radagast rode a sleigh being pulled by large rabbits towards an old fortess where the trees were covered in webs.


Gandalf, Naruto and the company of dwarves kept moving on, as weeks passed on the road. They rode on for weeks, as they came to the slopes of some mountains and what looked like an old destroyed house. Thorin saw it as a decent place to make camp.

"We'll camp here for the night. Fili, Kili, look after the ponies. Make sure you stay with them. Oin, Gloin, Get a fire going." Thorin said as he walked to the house.

Gandalf walked up to the old house and looked around. "A farmer and his family use to live here. I think it would be wiser to move on." Gandalf said as Thorin walked up to him. "We could make for the hidden valley."

"I have told you already: I will not go near that place." Thorin said.

"Why not? The Elves could help us. We could get food, rest, advice." Gandalf said.

"I do not need their advice." Thorin said.

"We have a map that we cannot read. Lord Elrond could help us." Gandalf said.

"Help? A dragon attacks Erebor. What help came from the elves? Orcs plunder Moria, desecrate our sacred halls. The elves looked on and did nothing. And you ask me to seek out the very people who betrayed my grandfather. Who betrayed my father." Thorin said.

"You are neither of them. I did not give you that map and key for you to hold onto the past." Gandalf told him.

"I did not know they were yours to keep." Thorin said as Gandalf was getting frustrated and walked away.

"Everything all right? Gandalf, where are you going?" Bilbo asked.

"To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense." Gandalf said.

"And who's that?" Bilbo asked.

"Myself Mr. Baggins!" Gandalf snapped "I've had enough of Dwarves for one day." Thorin just glared at Gandalf's back.

"Come on, Bombur, we're hungry." Thorin spoke as he still glared at the wizard which gained a worried look from hiis son.

"Is he coming back?" Bilbo asked Balin.


Bilbo seemed worried as the company and Naruto ate bowls of green slop.

"He's been gone a long time."

"-who?"

"-Gandalf."

Bofur didn't seem worried "He's a wizard, he does as he chooses." he handed Bilbo some of the green slop "Here, do us a favor. Take this to the lads." Bofur turned around and slapped the spoon Bombur was about to devour "Stop it. You've had plenty."

Bilbo walked down the steps towards Fili and Kili but when he passed the bushes he saw the two standing completely still.

"What's the matter?" he asked the frozen two.

"-We're supposer to be looking after the ponies." Kili spoke as Fili spoke his worry too "-Only we've encountered..."

"-a slight problem." Fili finished.

"-We had 17." Kili said.

"Now there's 13." Fili sighed out.

Kili searched the ponies to see which ones are missing.

"Daisy and Bungo are missing." Kili said as Bilbo came up to him.

"Well, that's nit good. Ha, ha." Bilbo chuckled nervously.

"And that is not good at all. Shouldn't we tell Thorin?" he had asked.

Fili waved Bilbk off "Uh, nom let's not worry him." Bilbo didn't like that one bit.

"As our official burglar, we thought you might like to look into it." Fili said as Bilbo looked surprised.

"Well, uh..." he said a bit shocked.

"-Look, something big uprooted these trees." he said pointing at a fallen tree.

"-That was our thinking." Fili answered.

"It's probably something very big and possibly quite dangerous." Bilbo gulped in fright before Bilbo looked deeper into the woods and crouched down.

"Hey-" Fili said as he wlaked over.

"There's a light." he motioned for Bilbo to come closer.

"Over here." Bilbo crouched next to Fili.

"Stay down." whispered Fili as they hid behind a log.

They could here laughing in the trees and a loud snort.

"What is it?" Bilbo asked.

"Trolls." Kili answered as he stood up and snuck towards the light as Bilbo went back and grabbed the bowls not noticing a metallic spider spying on them.

They ran through the forest but hid when a troll wlaked past holding two ponies.

"He's got Myrtle and Minty. I think they're gonna eat them. We have to do something." Bilbo panicked slightly as the two dwarves looked at him.

They both nodded as Kili spoke "Yes, you should."

"Mountain trolls are slow and stupid, and your so small, they'll never see you." Bilbo kept saying no as he didn't want to sneak into a troll camp.

"It's perfectly safe. We'll be behind you." Kili tried convincing Bilbo as Fili lead him forward.

"If you run into trouble hoot twice like a barn owl..." Fili said as he pushed Bilbo forward.

"And once like a brown owl." he said as Bilbo walked forward scared.

"Are you sure-?" he looked shocked as the two had disappeared and the spider had went back to alert it's master.

"Mutton yesterday, mutton today, blimey if it don't look like mutton again tomorrow!" one of the controls complained.

"Quit your griping! These aren't sheep..." he showed his fellow trolls the ponies "These are fresh nags!" one of the trolls grunted who had two lazy eyes.

"Oh I never liked horse, I never have, not enough fat on them." Bilbo ducked and hid as the trolls talked.

"Well it's better then that old farmer, all skin and bone he was." the troll stirred the pot. "I'm still picking bits of him out of my teeth." said the troll chef as the cross eyed troll sneezed into the pot as the chef seemed happy.

"Oh that's lovely, that is a floater." he pointed out.

"Hah might improve the flavor!" the cross eyed trolled smiled.

"Oh then theirs more from where that came from!" he gave a loud snort before the cook pinched his nose and pulled him back.

"OH no you don't!" he growled as the cross eyed troll cried in pain none of them noticing Bilbo sneak passed them and towards the pens.

"OW, Ow, Ow!"he cried as the cook still held him before he was thrown back to his seat.

"SIT DOWN!" he growled out as the troll held his nose in pain before he reached behind him and grabbed a rag to blow his nose as Bilbo tried to find a way to get the horses out.

"I hope your gonna gut these nags, I don't like the stinky parts." he said as he neared the pen before he was hit by a pan.

"I said sit down!" the cross eyed troll whimpered slightly as he did as he was told.

"I'm starving are we having horse tonight or what!" he grabbed a knife and went to gut one of the ponies.

Bilbo looked at the blade the cross eyed troll had strapped to him as Bilbo had a plan.

Bilbo slowly sneaked towards the trolls as they talked "How come he's the cook?" the troll growls out "Everything tastes the same, everything taste like chicken!" he said as he looked at his nails.

"Except the chicken." the cross eyed troll commented as Bilbo snuck closer trying to get to the large knife.

"Well it tastes like fish!" he whined as the cook just sighed.

"Well I'm just saying, a little appreciation would be nice." he stopped stopped thinking he heard something before going back to stiring the stew. "Thank you very much Bert, lovely stew Bert, how hard is that?!" the now named troll Bert whined as Bilbo snuck closer the cross eyed troll he froze when he saw a large hand above him.

"Just needs a sprinkle of squirrel dung, Their!" the cross eyed troll grabbed a makeshift mug and was about to drink it before the cook glared at him.

"That's my grog!" he growled making the cross eyed troll nervous as he tried to put it back "Sorry." he said before Bert had hit him with the ladle making him hold his face in pain as Bert put the ladle to his lips and sipped.

"Oooh! That's beautifully balanced that is." he commented on his cooking as he gave the cross eyed troll a taste as Bilbo snuck behind him.

"That's why I'm the cook." he chuckled as Bilbo tried to find a way to grab the knife but the troll stood up to scratch his arse making Bilbo gag slightly.

Bilbo went to grab the blade but the troll had accidentally grabbed Bilbo thinking he was his rag and pulled him towards his nose and sneezed all over him, when the troll pulled back he gave a shrill cry.

"Blimey!" he cried as the other two trolls came to see what was going on.

"Look what's come out of me hooter!" he shouted as Bilbo felt ready to vomit when he was covered in troll snot. "It's got arms, legs, and everything!" he panicked as the two troll examined him.

"What is it?" Bert had asked.

"I don't know but I don't like how it wiggles around." he threw Bilbo to the ground as the troll with the knife threatened him.

"What are you then? and over sized squirrel?!" he demanded as Bilbo tried to think of a lie.

"No i'm a burglar- Hobbit!" he corrected himself quickly making the trolls confused.

"A burglar hobbit?" the cross eyed troll asked.

"Can we cook him?" the knife wielding troll asked as he got closer to Bilbo.

"We could try!" the cross eyed on said as they tried to grab Bilbo as he tried to run off but was blocked by the cook Bert.

"He would make more than a mouthful, not when he's skin and bone!" he said as he pushed Bilbo back.

"Maybe theirs more burglar-hobbits around these parts, maybe enough for a pie!" he said as he flicked his knife scaring Bilbo as he tried to run off.

"Catch him!" the troll yelled as the cross eyed one tried to. "He's to quick!" Bilbo went under him and tried to run but was grabbed by a troll and held upside down as the trolls interrogated him.

"Is their more of you little buggers hiding where you don't belong?" he demanded as Bilbo tried to lie.

"No it's just me!" he yelled as the cross eyed troll scowled at him.

"He's lying!" he growled as Bilbo tried to convince them "Put his toes over the fire! Make him squeal!" he said as they were about too but Kili had slashed at the trolls leg making him squeal instead.

"Drop him!" he shouted as the trolls growled "You what?!" Kili smirked and readied his sword "I said, drop him." he growled and tossed Bilbo at him knocking him down with Bilbo as the other dwarves and Naruto came charging out of the bushes to save them giving a loud battle cry as Thorin had slashed at a troll's hand.

Naruto gave gave a war cry as he charged at the troll cook and jumped stabbing his sword in his thick hide as the troll tried to grab him but was attacked by the spider shooting bolts of lighting at his feet making him jump.

Dwarves were poking, hitting, and slashing at them some even got thrown around but they got back up and charged again.

Bilbo grabbed the large knife and headed to the stable to cut the ponies loose as the dwarves and Naruto kept fighting.

Bilbo was trying to cut the ropes to stable.

Dwalin barrel rolled over the kettle as Thorin stood on him and jumped slashing at a trolls arm and freeing one of his friends the troll charged head first but a hammer got slammed into his face knocking him back.

Dori kicked one of the trolls right where the sun don't shin making the troll cry and land on his knees before he was hit by the blunt side on axe by Dwalin knocking out a few oh his teeth.

Naruto was grabbed by the cook and tossed away lading near Bilbo as he freed the ponies a troll spotted them and charged grabbing Naruto and tossing away Bilbo.

The fighting stopped as the dwarves saw their prince being held by his arms and legs as the trolls held him still.

"Naruto!" Kili shouted and tried to go save his cousin but Thorin held him back as he glared at the trolls holding his son.

"Lay down your arms!" he yelled as he pulled on Naruto a bit making him grunt in pain. "Or will rip his off!" he threatened as Naruto shook his head no but the dwarves wouldn't risk the safety of their prince/son so they laid their weapons on the ground.

The trolls started another fire as the dwarves, Bilbo, and Naruto were tied up in sacks as they began roasting a few on the spit.

"Why cook them, let's just sit on them and squash them into jelly." the troll suggested but the cook denied.

"They should be satiated and grilled with a sprinkle of sage." the cook said as the other troll seemed a bit agitated.

"Never mind the seasoning, we don't got all night!" he growled as he spun the spit as all the dwarves were panicking. "Dawn ain't far away, I don't fancy being turned to stone." he said as Bilbo suddenly had an idea.

"Wait! You are making a terrible mistake," he said making the trolls stop as Bilbo tried to distract them as Dori yelled from the spit.

"You can't reason with them, their half wits!" he shouted as he kept spinning.

"What does that make us!" Bofur yelled as they kept spinning.

"I-I-I meant with the seasoning!" he said as he stood up and hopped towards them gaining the cooks attention.

"What about the seasoning?" the cook asked.

"Well have you smelled them?" he said as he nodded at the dwarves next to him "Your gonna need something stronger than sage if your gonna plate this laud up." he said making the dwarves angry with him.

"What do you know about cooking dwarf." the troll at the spit said as Bilbo just smiled.

"Shut up, let the... flurberber hobbit talk." the cook said as he listened to Bilbo.

"The secret to cooking dwarf is um..." he tried to think of something before one popped in his head. "To skin them first!" he said as the dwarves became enraged believing Bilbo was trying to sell them out.

"Tom, get my filet knife." the troll said as he held out his hand.

"What a load of rubbish, I eaten plenty with their skins on, scuffer I say boots and all!" he said not believing a word Bilbo looked to the trees and saw Gandalf running by.

"He's right nothing better then raw dwarf!" he said as he grabbed Bombur and pulled him up and opened his mouth wide as the dwarves panicked.

"Nice and crunchy!" he said as he lowered Bombur into his mouth.

"Not that one he's infected!" he shouted as the troll looked at Bilbo confused.

"You what?" the troll at the spit asked just as confused.

"He's got worms, in his... tubes!" he said as the troll looked grossed out and dropped Bombur.

"In fact they all have, their infested with parasites! It's a terrible business I wouldn't risk it, I really wouldn't." he said as dwarves got mad again making Bilbo growl at their idiocy Thorin and Naruto saw through the plan and kicked their friends who stopped shouting and realized themselves.

"I got parasites as big as my arm!" Dori yelled as they all agreed.

"I have the biggest parasites you ever seen!" Kili yelled "Were riddled with them!" they shouted hoping they won't get eaten.

"What would you have us do then," the troll walked up to Bilbo "Let them all go?!" he said clearly not liking the idea as Bilbo just shrugged.

"You don't think I know what you up to." he said as he got angry.

"This little ferret, is taking us for fools." he said as he got back to roasting the dwarves as they all screamed until Gandalf emerged from the trees ontop of a large rock

"The dawn will take you all!" he yelled as the trolls looked at him confused.

"Who's that?" "No idea." "Can we eat him, too?" The trolls asked as Gandalf slammed his staff the large rock he was sitting on, causing it to split in half and let the sun shine right through and hit the trolls.

As soon as the sun hit the trolls, they tried to shield themselves from the suns rays as their skin turned grey and began to crackle. They tried to move but couldn't as the sun then turned them to stone. Everyone laughed and cheered that they were saved as Gandalf walked into the clearing as well and helped the dwarves out of the sacks while Naruto snuffed the fire pit and got the other dwarves down from the rotating spit.

The dwarves got their weapons and gear as Gandalf walked around and tapped the head of one of the stone trolls as Thorin walked up to him. "Where did you two go, if I may ask?" Thorin asked.

"To look ahead." Gandalf said.

"What brought you back?" Thorin asked.

"Looking behind." Gandalf said as Thorin nodded. "Nasty business. Still, they're all in one piece."

"No thanks to your burglar." Thorin said.

"He had the nous to play for time. None of the rest of you thought of that." Gandalf said as Thorin nodded and then they looked at the trolls. "They must have come down from the Ettenmoors."

"Since when did Mountain trolls venture this far south?" Thorin asked.

"Not for an age. Not since a darker power ruled these lands. They could not have moved in daylight." Gandalf said as Thorin looked around.

"There must be a cave nearby." Thorin said.

Everyone looked around to see if they could find the cave. Naruto walked around to the bottom the mountains and got the whiff of something nasty and followed the scent and heard some insects buzzing around and saw a hole dug into the ground…he found it. The others came as Gandalf led them into the hole and they were hit with a horrible stench.

"Oh, what's that stench?" Nori asked.

"It's a troll hoard. Be careful what you touch." Gandalf said as he led Thorin, Naruto, Bofur, Gloin, Nori and Dwalin into the troll hoard to find anything useful. Naruto and Thorin held their torches up high as they walked into the troll hoard as Bofur, Nori and Gloin saw a lot of gold and jewels in the corner with a chest.

"Seems a shame just to leave it lyin' around. Anyone could take it." Bofur said.

"Agreed. Nori. Get a shovel." Gloin said.

Gandalf looked around as Naruto and Thorin walked over and saw some old swords that had been in the cave for a long time because of the webs and dust the swords had accumulated. Thorin put his torch down and picked up two swords and looked at them.

"These swords were not made by any troll." Thorin said as he handed the longer one to Gandalf as Gandalf looked it over.

"Nor were they made by any smith among men." Gandalf said as he unsheathed the blade and blew some of the dust off and recognized the craftsmanship. "These were forged in Gondolin, by the high elves of the First age." Gandalf said as Thorin was going to put the sword down when he heard elves.

"You could not wish for a finer blade." Gandalf said as Thorin unsheathed the blade and had to admit, it was excellent so he decided to keep it. Gandalf kept his as Bofur, Gloin and Nori were putting some gold in one of the small chests in the troll hoard and then were burying it as Dwalin looked at them.

"We're making a long term deposit." Gloin said as Dwalin chuckled.

"Let's get out of this foul place. Come on, let's go. Bofur, Gloin, Nori." Thorin said as the dwarves left and Naruto and Gandalf followed but Naruto stepped on something that wasn't dirt or a rock.

Naruto looked down and saw something. He kneeled down and moved some old leaves and rocks and saw it was the handle of an Elvish blade. Naruto picked it up and noticed it was very small but still fine to use. He unsheathed it as he showed it to Gandalf who told him what it was.

Gandalf and Naruto walked out of the cave as the others were getting their gear ready. "Bilbo." Naruto called out.

"Hmm?" Bilbo asked as he walked over and Naruto held out the small sword.

"Here. This should be perfect for your size." Gandalf said as he too the sword from the blonde boy and handed it to Bilbo who looked at him and took the sword.

"I can't take this." Bilbo said.

"But you should. As we keep moving on our journey you will no longer be able to rely on your wits to get you out of situations." Gandalf told him as he walked over to Bilbo.

"Gandalf said the blade is of old Elvish design, which means it will glow blue when orcs or goblins are nearby, which will be extremely helpful." Naruto told him.

"I have never used a sword in my life." Bilbo told them.

"And I pray that you never have to. But if you do know this…true courage is about knowing not when to take a life…but when to spare one." Gandalf said as Naruto smiled at the wise words.

Their was a noise outside as Naruto stiffened.

"Something's coming!" Naruto said as they all got their weapons ready and the spider had lighting flying off it.

"Stay together. Hurry now!" Gandalf said as Bilbo unsheathed his sword and looked at the blade before joining the others.

They heard something coming, it was passing through leaves, breaking branches and scurrying over rocks in a hurry as Naruto readied an arrow as a cart pulled by rabbits came into the clearing with a funny looking man on the cart as Naruto and the dwarves readied their weapons.

"Thieves! Fire! Murder!" The man yelled as Gandalf recognized the man.

"Radagast. Radagast the Brown." Gandalf said as everyone lowered their weapons and Gandalf walked over to Radagast. "What on earth are you doing here?"

"I was looking for you, Gandalf. Something's wrong. Something's terribly wrong." Radagast said.

"Yes?" Gandalf asked as Radagast opened his mouth to speak but lost his train of thought.

"Just give me a minute. Oh. I had the thought and now I've lost it. It was right there on the tip of my tongue." Radagast said as he felt something in his mouth. "Oh, it's not a thought at all. It's a silly old…stick insect." Radagast said as he pulled the insect from his mouth as the others looked at him weird.

"The green wood is sick Gandalf." Radagast said as Gandalf smoked from his pipe."A darkness has fallen over it, nothing grows anymore." he said as Gandalf stood up and walked next to his old friend.

"Atleast nothing good, the air is fouled with decay, but worse are the webs." Gandalf stopped walking as he turned back to look at the brown wizard.

"Webs, what do you mean?" he asked as Radagast took a deep breath.

"Spiders Gandalf, giant ones." he said as he growled it out "Some kind of spawn of ungoliant or if I'm not a wizard," he said as Gandalf turned back arounf.

"I followed their trail they came from, Dol Guldur." he said causing the grey wizard to look back surprised.

"Dol Guldur, but the old fortress is abandoned." he said as Radagast shook his head.

"No Gandalf," Radagast said as he stared at his old friend in slight fear "Tis not."

"A dark power dwells in their."

Radagast searched the fortress but didn't see anything as he kept walking.

"Such as I never felt before!"

He he looked around and not noticing a statue behind him clench it's sword.

"Of and ancient horror."

Radagast looked back at the statue and backed up not noticing the spectral man behind him as it rose it's sword above his head.

"One that can summon, the spirits of the dead."

Radagast looked up right before the spirit tried to impale him with his blade as the wizard blocked with his staff and parried it away as he turned around to fight back.

He knocked the spirit down as it vanished dropping it's sword.

"I saw him Gandalf."

Radagast turned around only to see a shadow figure nearby as it took shape of a man.

"From out of the darkness, a necromancer has come."

The shadow roared at him scaring Radagast as he ran away to his sled of rabbits but they ran off before he could steer as he chased after them. "Wait for me!" he shouted as eh tried to grab the sled as bats chased him.

he reached as he grabbed hold and jumped on as he mushed his rabbits to go faster.

Radagast gasped as he remembered "Sorry." Gandalf put the tip of his pipe in his beard to wipe it off.

"Try a bit of Old Toby, settles the nerves." Radagast took a deep inhale and became cross eyed as he exhaled feeling calmer.

"Now a necromancer, are you sure?" he asked as Radagast didn't say anything and showed a a wrapped up object from his robes and handed it to Gandalf.

Gandalf unwrapped it and widen his eyes at what he saw.

"That is not, from the world, of the living." he said as Gandalf became worried.

This adventure has just become more difficult.


(And that's done I hope you enjoyed this chapter please leave a comment and I promise to get working on my other stories I just have been having a bit of trouble so just give me some time thank you.)