Injustice: Every Guest Defines You.

Chapter 3: Segata Sanshiro.

Intro.

Harley Quinn had been deployed to Slaughter Swamp to investigate suspicious activity, her two hyenas following her with unending loyalty. They sensed someone coming and turned around to bark at the incoming threat, but Harley calmed them down with a headpat and walked past them to confront this individual. It was a japanese man wearing the average Karate/Judo uniform, but what stood out was the giant-sized gaming console he held high above his head in a sort of training routine. The man noticed Harley and asked a rather... interesting question.

"Do you think this game could be ported to the Sega Saturn?" The man, Segata Sanshiro, spoke in a surprisingly fluent english with only a vague hint of an accent.

"And Bats say I'm crazy. The heck are ya talkin' about?" Harley asked in total confusion.

Segata Sanshiro then put the console he was carrying on his back, tied with special straps.

"It appears I must educate you in the glory of the Saturn." Segata said and then took a fighting stance.

Alternate Intro.

Segata Sanshiro was practicing by rapidly pressing the buttons of his giant-sized Saturn controller when he sensed someone coming. It was one Harley Quinn carrying a baseball bat which she then aimed at Segata as if it was a gun.

"You do realize Sega stopped making consoles ages ago, right?"

This taunt angered Segata Sanshiro, who then slammed his fist on the controller he was training on and shattered it in half. He then stood up to confront this insolent woman.

"Sega and the Saturn will rise again!"

Harley then tossed the bat aside to prepare for battle, not before throwing one final insult.

"Eh. I was more of an N girl growing up."

Super move.

Harley was somehow gaining the upper hand. She tripped Segata Sanshiro then shot him repeatedly while he was in the air, but bullets were nothing for him. He landed face-down and Harley dashed in to hit him again... This was her final mistake. When he got up, Segata Sanshiro unleashed his finishing move.

Segata opened his arms and shouted his known catchphrase. "Sega Saturn..." He then grabbed Harley and completed the phrase. "Shiro!"

With Harley in his hands, Segata threw her over his shoulder with such strength Harley suddenly found herself about to land on Mt. Fuji. He literally threw her from Slaughter Swamp and all the way to Japan! When she finally hit the side of the mountain she exploded hard enough to make a crater on the side of it, and when she tried to get up she exploded a second time for no apparent reason. Too tired to try to stand up again, Harley just lied there but then saw something coming towards her... It was Segata Sanshiro riding a missile he was guiding with nothing but sheer strength. Segata then jumped out of the missile which crashed on Harley, the explosion having completely obliterated the mountain and sending her back to Slaughter Swamp. She survived thanks to the Super Pill she'd decided to take from the Batcave (without permission) but it was still too much abuse for her and she was now defeated.

With the opponent down for the count, Segata Sanshiro performed a few Katas to stretched his muscles. With this ritual done he pulled the Sega Saturn from his back and raised it high on the air, celebrating the might of the best console ever (according to him, at least).

Ending.

"The technology of this Brainiac alien looked like the thing needed to bring Sega and the Saturn back to their former glory, so I boarded the Skull Ship to investigate. Unfortunately, none of it seemed to be compatible with the Saturn. Unsurprising, for even alien technology cannot compare to the might of the Sega Saturn. But this left me with no options left so I decided to assist the heroes in destroying this ship and free the worlds trapped by Brainiac... They needed to know the power of Sega, after all.

My actions had an unexpected benefit, however. The fame gained from single-handedly defeating Brainiac allowed me to remind the world of Sega, the Saturn and everything we had to offer. Sega saw an increase in profits and donations, including one from Sega's new business partner Bruce Wayne. With this, the path to a new future for Sega and its new console was in sight. The only question was... What do we call it? No matter. Segata Sanshiro did his job, Sega was on the road to become the gaming giant it once was and it was all thanks to one thing.

Sega Saturn... Shiro!"

A/N: I realize this wasn't part of the request. This was mostly to cheer myself up and get back to writing after some issues that happened in the real world, none of which I'm comfortable discussing. All you need to know is that all those problems are in the past so I can now focus on writing.

As usual, your support and feedback is highly appreciated. If you wish to see a character join the Injustice universe then leave your suggestions and I'll see what can be done with them. Until next time, have a good time and praise to the Saturn!