Title: Fun,Sexy&Sweet

Authoress: Keruki Sypher

Genre: Romance/Humour

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any characters from "Vampire Knight" nor am I making any money off this story, this is purely written for entertainment purposes only.

Warnings: Pervy Kaname, nosebleed, swearing, grammatical errors, OOCness lol

Chapter 1: Kaze love is about to begin

It was a lazy afternoon at Cross academy, a time most humans would be napping because it was too warm to do anything strenuous or at least it is for one grumpy silverette, Zero Kiryuu.

Slouching against a sturdy tree, the ex-human kept a watchful eye on the too hyperactive fangirls, he often wondered if they were actually human.

'They're almost as bad if not worse then the vampires they fawn over.' He thought to himself and rolled his eyes at the annoying screams, sighs and chitchat about "who is the hottest/prettiest amongst the night class?" or the usual shouts of "LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES! YOU SEXY BEAST!?"

Sometimes Zero hates being a prefect...no not hate, hate is too simple a word to describe the utter loathing he has bottled up tightly inside his being.

"I swear if those crazy bitches get any louder, I'll shoot them and those vampires. Save me the headache of going through this shit. Every. Single. Fucking. Time!" He angrily muttered underneath his breath.

As the gates to the moon dormitories opened, the screams grew in volume. Fangirls and a few fanboys all clamored closer to the night class students, hoping to catch their attention and affection especially the most handsomest, wealthiest and popular of them all, Kaname Kuran.

Amethyst eyes carefully watched as Yuki and Yori tried their best to hold back the rowdy bunch of humans. Zero was sorely tempted to leave them to the pack of hyenas but then Cross would start annoying him, also he couldn't leave his two adoptive sister's alone to deal with the screaming banshee's and vampires. Damn him for having a soft heart.

"I have the authority to not only give out detentions but choose how you'll be punished. I have Headmaster Cross's permission as well as your parents consent to do so." Zero's cold voice cut through the noise, causing a shudder of fear down the spines of the day class students.

One brave soul (but truly stupid and possibly naive) called out;

"No way, I don't believe you! Trying to scare us, as if!"

The two female prefect's looked at each other and sweat dropped. They've seen angry Zero, heard him swear aloud multiple times they all have but only Yuki, Yori, Cross and Yagari have witnessed the cold and quiet fury Zero possessed. Even Yagari, Zero's mentor would become wary of the silverette.

"Is that so?" Zero spoke in an eerily soft tone, his lilac eyes quickly found the person who unknowingly (foolishly) offered themselves as sacrifice. There was an uncharacteristically sweet smile on the ex-humans lips, that surprised everyone who saw it. Who knew Zero Kiryuu had a beautiful smile?

Kaname's wine coloured eyes followed Zero's lithe figure towards a day class student, he watched on in amusement and anticipation, wondering what the younger male prefect will do.

His gaze lingered upon Zero's long legs, thinking how the black trousers fitted nicely upon them, wishing he could see them bare and wrapped around his waist as he thru-

Kaname halted his thoughts. It wouldn't do well for him to become aroused in the middle of a crossover, he'll have plenty of time later to fantasize about his cute little hunter.

Zero stood in front of his victim of the day. He'll make this idiot pay and probably freak everyone out even more with what he was about to do, oh yes, he's gonna have fun with this.

The silver haired prefect leaned in slowly, his lilac eyes sparkled with hidden mirth;

"Do you really think I'm lying? What must I do to prove I'm telling the truth?"

Zero bit his lip and gave an adorable pout, causing quite a few girls and guys to blush at his surprisingly innocent visage. Once again they were all stunned at the surreal reaction, many of them pinched themselves to see if this was a dream or not.

The pureblood was delighted to see this cute side of Zero's but at the same time slightly vexed as he wasn't the only one to witness this once in a blue moon phenomenon.

Kaname watched on in envy as the lucky guy whom Zero showed that expression to, stared wide-eyed at the silverette and began stuttering unintelligible sentences when out of nowhere, like a fireman's hose the guy's nose spurted blood. The poor fool couldn't take the pressure and fainted, either from blood loss or Zero's unexpected cuteness, probably both.

The ex-human smirked at his successful attempt of being irresistibly adorable whilst avoiding punching someone. He nudged the bloody male on the ground with his foot. Yep, he did good work today.

A/N: Hooray! Chapter 2 will be the start of what pick-up lines shall be used (most of it will be said by Kaname) lol. Any useless shit (aka Author Notes) I need to say will be at the end of every chapter. Feel free to ignore me...but you never know, I could say something super important and you missed out because you skipped, tsk, tsk, tsk.

Have an awesome day you beautiful person you! (=^_^=)