Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to the one and only Kishimoto. Great. Just great.
In other words, I don't own Naruto...
"Talking"
'Character Thoughts'
'Sakura/Naruto replying to Inner Sakura/Kyuubi'
'Inner Sakura/Kyuubi talking'
JUTSU
Chapter I - Rejection and Recovery
Volume II - Sakura's Tears and Escaping from Ino's Wrath
Another beatiful morning, except that this isn't too comforting for Haruno Sakura.
Sobs and sniffs is all that could be heared in her room.
Heck, she hasn't even had any breakfast and lunch and it's already a couple of hours after her lunch time.
A few hours later, at dinnertime, Sakura finally went downstairs to finally eat dinner.
'What have I done?'
'Hello you idiot! I really hope I don't need to remind you of what you did.'
'You basically made Naruto's life a living hell remember?''Think about it! For three years! Three years! You basically punched and bad mouthed him for at least six times a day! For instance, you bought the whole "Make Naruto's life hell" tool kit used it 6 times a day! That's an average of almost 10 Thousand in total for those three years!'
'That's not helping...'
'Helping to what?'
'That's not helping to make me feel better'
'It wasn't supposed to make you feel better. Moron.'
'Oh...'
She grabbed the pan and some ingredients and started cooking.
'What should I cook?'
She then checken her cookbook
'Some "Spicy Spiracha Chicken with Assorted Veggie Covering" seems promising'
She then started the procedures after preparing the ingredients.
She ate her stress away.
Tommorow came, the same identical events happened.
The days went by as the sun set by. (See what I did there?)
Ichiraku Ramen
It was dinner time when Ino and Naruto quickly ran (The ninja way XD) to Ichiraku Ramen, Naruto's favorite restaurant.
"Hey Naruto-kun!"
'When did she start calling me that?'
"Wassup, Ino?"
"Nothing special, how are you?"
"I'm feeling fine, you?"
"Same here, care to eat some ramen?"
"Who are you and where is Yamanaka Ino?"
(Just a question guys, what does A/N mean? Please answer in the reviews XD)
"Stop it you dummy, I just started liking ramen, turns out it isn't that bad!"
"It isn't "Not too bad" it's taste is a mixture of very fabulous flavors, it's taste is absolute perfection!"
"I think we can all agree on that. Anyways, since when did you learn poetry?" Naruto laughed at her joke.
"Well, I learned from those Icha..." Before Naruto could finish his joke...
"NO PERVERTED ICHA ICHA BOOKS ALLOWED, NARUTO-KUN!"
"I-it wa-was j-just a-a j-koke! Ca-calm d-down I-ino-chan!" Naruto replied, nervously.
"You will never say that phrase again! Are we clear with that?"
"Y-yes!"
'Jeez! She's almost as scary as Sakura-chan when she's angry! Wait, did I just really say Sakura-chan? Nevermind, too much stress is bad for my health.'
"Please, if you young kids are gonna have a Lover's quarrel, not in my restaurant please" said Teuchi, the Ramen cook.
"Whoops, Gomen (Sorry), Teuchi-san!" Naruto apologized
"Gomen too, sir!"
"Well, may I ask your name young lady? You seem to be a new girl friend of Naruto here, he sure has the charisma that I never had! Hahaha!"
"Sir! I'm not his girlfriend!"
"Liers go to hell you know?"
"Dad! Stop teasing her!" said Teuchi's Daughter, Ayame
"Ayama-neechan!"
"Anyways what is your order? You too, little lady?"
"I would like a large bowls combo ramen!"
"Wow, you must be hungry Naruto!"
"You bet!"
"Well, if that ramen is for people with stomachs that are black holes... I'D LIKE TO ORDER THE SAME BUT X2!"
"THAT AIN'T FAIR! I'M GETTING ANOTHER BOWL TOO!"
"COMPETITION!"
"AGREED! LOSER PAYS!"
"LET'S DO THIS!"
Munching can be heard everywhere.
Loud slurping noises.
"DONE!"
"NANI!? But I haven't even gone a quarter of my first bowl!"
"HAHAHA! I'M OUTTA HERE! YOU PAY THAT RAMEN! EACH BOWL IS 200 YEN!"
"WHAT? I CAN'T AFFORD THIS!"
With that, Naruto ran awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"Don''t worry, the entertainment was enough, those are free!"
"What? Are you sure, Ayame-san?"
"Yes. We both agree, right dad?"
"Yes."
"Thank you very much!"
'Now to beat Naruto UP~~!'
"NARUTO!"
'Oh hell naw! KYUUBI! HELP ME!'
'What the hell do you want kit?'
'I need help escaping!'
'From what?'
'Ino-chan is chasing me!'
'How weak of you, 13 years, a girl still beats you, HAHAHA! YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW!'
'What? FURBALL COME BACK HERE!'
"Oh crap.."
"NARUTOOOOOOO!"
"AHHHHH!"
"MEET YOUR DEMISE!"
"NOOoOOOOOooooOO!"
"Please! Spare me!"
"YOU MADE ME PAY 800 YEN!"
And now, Naruto ran for his life, as Ino chased him.
-Moral of the Story, Never troll hot-headed people-
Thanks for reading!
Omega signing out!