Episode 1 Boba Fett VS Samus Aran

My first chapter for episode one of Death Battle.

Boba Fett belongs to Star Wars and Disney.

Samus belongs to Nintendo.

Death Battle belongs to Screwattack.

RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum (R.I.P).

Netflix and soundtrack belong to their respective owners.

I own NONE of the Copyright.

As Ruby presses the play button, they see an advertisement. Must be important.

After the advertisement of Netflix, a metal wall covered in blood with spikes sticking out of the ground with chains hanging from the ceiling. Then the name says it all. Death Battle.

(Cues "Invader — Jim Johnson)

Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.

Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.

Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.

Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!

Wiz: I'm Wizard.

Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor and skills of theses two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: which of these warriors will win… a Death Battle?

This actually really gave the four girls the sounds interesting, a show of two hosts talking about two characters who are bounty hunters and even warriors that are stacked against each other and one question they agreed what Wizard had said. Who will win? Ruby felt excited about the mention of weapons, Weiss actually was intrigued at this and Blake is in the same boat as well. Yang felt like she's a kid in a candy store of warriors and badasses.

The first contestant the girls see is a man wearing a unique set of armor and a cool looking helmet with a T shaped visor, he's also wearing a cape. They also notice he's wearing a jetpack and holding a cylinder shaped gun in his hand.

Boba Fett

(Cue to Star Wars soundtrack)

Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.

RWBY is starting to really like this guy, especially Ruby and Yang.

MANDALORIAN BODY ARMOR

Nearly Indestructible

Micro Energy Field

Penetrating Radar

Protection from Fire, Poison, Acid, Cold

Retractable Drinking Straw (tha

t actually made Ruby laugh at that one)

Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass space suit ever.

Wiz: That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged from nearly indestructible Duraplast containing a Micro Energy Field for dispersing impacts.

Boomstick: This guy can have a freakin bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.

"Damn" replied Yang. Not a lot of hunters and huntresses including Yang can tank a bomb in the face and still stand. This guy just walks it off. Ruby and Weiss liked how the armor can disperse impacts with an energy field that's similar to their own Aura.

WRIST GAUNTLETS

Flame Projector

Fibercord Whip

Wrist Laser

Concussion missiles

Stun missiles

Wiz: His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of five meters, a fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles.

Ruby had wide eyes glazing for those gauntlets. Even Yang wants them.

EE-3 CARBINE RIFLE

Fires in Short Bursts

Scope-Outfitted

Shoulder Sling

Rock-A-Bye Rifle… (that really felt awkward for Weiss and Blake to see that)

Wiz: His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.

After what Wiz just said, WBY slowly turned their heads towards Ruby who was drooling at the awesome Rifle until she notices and stares at them with a confusing look. "What?"

"And I thought Ruby was the only one who's obsessed with her gun likes it's her baby", Weiss thought with a shudder. They are all realizing these warriors in this show will likely have a LOT in common with them.

Boomstick: Yeah… I do that with my guns too…

Wiz: That's not weird at all Boomstick.

Weiss mentally facepalmed at this. Are these hosts insane already or something?

Wiz: Fill us in on Fett's heavy weaponry

MITRINOMON Z-6 JETPACK

Hands-Free

Up to 1 minute of Flight

Max Speed: 145 kph

Magnetic Grappling Hook

Anti-Vehicle Homing Rocket

Boomstick: Well, everyone and their grandmother knows that Fett can zoom around on his badass jetpack, but that jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't wanna see this thing heading your way.

"Someone needs to make one of those!" Ruby Practically squealed in delight. A jetpack with a rocket launcher on it sounds really awesome enough. Imagine how useful that would be against the Grimm.

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. In short. Fett is a human swiss army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians and Jedi. He even held his own against Darth Vader… twice.

Boomstick: Holy shit that's hardcore!

Blake is actually impressed with Fett holding his own against this "Darth Vader" and based on the name and appearance of this black knight that Fett has fought, it really does sound impressive. But hearing Fett killing politicians makes him sound like an assassin which she doesn't like to think about… she would've became one if she never left the White Fang.

Wiz: He became leader of the Mandalorian mercenaries after the Galactic Civil War, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was 12 years old.

Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.

"That's actually quite an impressive feat for a 12 year old." muttered Blake with awe. She doesn't know this Sam Jackson but she deduces he must be some celebrity playing Mace Windu and Mace looks like a skilled fighter.

Wiz: But with all his awesomeness, every so often, Fett will totally blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around, looking for snacks.

Weiss this timed facepalmed. Really? The biggest and only badass they seen so far just falls into the same trap three times and never learned his mistakes?!

Boomstick: Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jetpack!

The girls were actually concerned what it's like to get eaten by a tentacled creature in the sand that they see before their eyes where Fett is getting devoured by that thing. It looks terrifying.

"How did he even get out of that thing even once?" asked Yang with a bit of fear. The other three didn't answer. Likely because they are scared. They hope their isn't a Grimm like the Sarlacc.

Wiz: Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.

Darth Vader: No disintegration. (his chilling voice shivered RWBY's spines)

Boba Fett: As you wish.

With that done. The girls somewhat really like this guy despite his lame flaws and his assassin like murder to politicians. Ruby really love his weapons. Yang liked his badass way. Weiss did like the mention he's cunning. Blake liked how he was able to fight Mace at 12.

The next contestant is a blonde woman wearing an impressive, smooth looking orange armor with a red chestplate and helmet with a green visor. She also appears to have a cannon that looks like it's actually the armors right arm. Yang feels proud to have a female contestant in this show.

Samus Aran

(Cue Lower Norfair from Super Metroid)

Wiz: Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.

Boomstick: How do you do that?! I want me some bird DNA!

"A woman infused with the DNA of alien birds", Yang said as if almost unimpressed. "Awesome!" She and Ruby both screamed. Blake has met a few bird Faunus, but they are rare.

POWER SUIT

Shields Entire Body

Environmental Protection

Easy to Upgrade

No Restriction of Movement or Flexibility

Wiz: She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.

Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude…

This brought a few chuckles from the young huntresses.

ARM CANNON

Easy to Upgrade

Power Beam

Charge Beam

Ice Beam

Grapple Beam

Missiles

Wiz: Her primary weapon, The Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years. Though, the basic Power Beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.

Ruby is unimpressed. she took a swig of her soda...

Boomstick: But when it's fully charged, It'll blow your face off. BAM! Shoop Da Woop!

… Ruby spat out her drink on Weiss's face. Weiss looks like she's gonna throw a temper. Ruby made a sheepish grin. Yang was laughing really hard while Blake had an amused smirk.

Wiz: The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of seeking and super missiles.

Ruby was beginning to like Aran's weaponry more than Fett's.

SCREWATTACK

Powerful Electric Charge

Temporary Invincibility

Extremely Fast

Namesake of an Awesome Website (RWBY figured that's what their site is called then)

MORPH BALL ALT-FORM

1 Meter Diameter

Can Release Bombs

Jumping Ability

Also called "Maru Mari"

Can Access Small or Hard to Reach Places

Wiz: Samus controls the skies with the powerful and speedy Screw Attack, and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she can curl up into Morph Ball mode and slip away unnoticed.

Weiss and Blake found the Morph Ball interesting for it's unique abilities. Yang wanted to also fly into the air like the Screwattack… but with Fire!

Boomstick: What The… ?! How does she do that?

Wiz: Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.

"That's what I would say" Yang says as she crushes her empty can and pulls another Soda Can to drink.

POWER BOMBS

Huge Blast Radius

Deals Massive Damage

Crystal Flash Healing Ability

Deployed Only in Morph Ball Mode

Boomstick: Samus also has freakin' huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen in seconds. Nothing survives!

Nora would be so proud and impressed if she saw this.

Wiz: She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts and even wiping out an entire species (The girls were really impressed with her capabilities against those kinds of odds. But then they shudder at the Metroid's hideous appearance). However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow she always seems to lose all her power ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.

Ruby groaned in disappointment at that remark. It's like losing Crescent Rose's functions and she has to retrieve them every time they start their missions or training.

Boomstick: Man, someone get this chick a purse.

"Did he just make a sexist comment?" Weiss said with hints of anger in her voice. She does not approve of sexism from somebody like Boomstick. Yang chuckled at Weiss's anger, she doesn't mind getting offended by any dude unless it involves her sister and they will pay with their teeth if they ever dare to harm or offend Ruby.

Samus: Time to go.

Samus may possibly be more cool. She's a Bounty Hunter like Fett. She takes on impossible missions, her weaponry is more impressive and versatile especially to Ruby.

Wiz: The combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: But first, we gotta pay off my double barrel, bazooka shotgun. Thanks to Netflix.

As the advertisement is busy. RWBY goes over the two characters they asked each other who would win.

"Samus, she has the best weapons." said Ruby. Weiss was trying to predict who would win: Boba can fly and his weapons are more accurate while Samus is more athletic and has more versatility to her arsenal. Blake considered it hard as well but she might wanna give it to Samus. Yang doesn't care about the winner and wants to watch the damn fight.

Boomstick: Yeah. Well it's time for a death battle.

RWBY first sees nothing but outer space until they see a ship that they assume belongs to Samus. She then gets hit by Boba's ship that's shooting her and she's hurled toward a planet that looks different than Remnant. Could that be Earth? Samus crash lands into a futuristic city and gets out while Boba hovers towards the ground from wherever he landed from.

FIGHT!

(Cue Bounty Hunters Pursuing the Falcon)

Samus fires her power beam but the projectiles easily dissipate before they could even reach Boba. Ruby and Weiss both facepalmed. Fett draws his carbine and fires at Aran, damaging her a bit. Samus flipped out of Fett's firing sight and fired a missile which hit Boba that caused some damage. Fett unleashed a torrent of flames from his gauntlets and burned her a bit. Samus, again, flips out of flamethrowers range and fires another missile. The Mandalorian activates his jetpack and flies into the air before the missile even got near him. While he was flying, Samus catches up to Boba Fett with her Screwattack, knocks into him and forces him to the ground. Boba fires his concussion missiles from his gauntlets on Samus which caused more damage. The Chozo infused human morphed into her morph ball mode and began rolling away. Fett leans down and fires his anti-vehicle homing rocket but it misses Samus, It was still cool though to Yang and Ruby. As Fett cautiously approaches the hole where Samus snuck into, RWBY were surprised that Samus has snuck behind him and plants a power bomb behind him without being noticed. Yep, Fett is done. The power bomb explodes and engulfs the entire area. Surprisingly, Fett is still standing; he may still have a chance. Samus appears and Fett shoots his fibercord whip. Samus dodges and fires an ice beam on the Galactic Bounty Hunter. Samus charges her power beam to full power as Boba Fett is now struggling to break free. He didn't even get a chance. Samus flips forward and points her arm cannon upwards point blank in Boba's face.

Samus: You're mine.

Samus fires at full blast and Fett's entire head is blown off. Shortly after, his head is somehow not blown to bits and is just blown off his shoulders. The head falls on the ground with a clinking sound.

K.O!

RWBY had their jaws dropped at what just happened.

Seconds later. Ruby jumps up, screaming in excitement, followed by Yang shortly after. They shortly sat back down. Now let's see why the winner won.

Boomstick: Holy shit! Did you see that, Wiz? That was insane!

Wiz: Fett battled like a champ, but in the end, Samus' superior technology and athletic skill trumped him… hard. While her basic Power Beam failed miserably, Samus put her Chozo DNA to work by jumping and dodging around Fett's offenses. Boba Fett, who relies more on cunning and brute force, simply didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus.

RWBY was impressed. Samus was just hard to hit when you have only weapons that are formidable. Fighting smart with brute force won't do well against someone with the bigger bag of tricks.

Boomstick: He was shooting all over the place, but that space chick was just too quick for him. He even tried to use his homing rocket, but anybody whose blown up a lot of shit knows anti-vehicle rockets don't work too well with people.

"No kidding" deadpanned Blake. "Why would you wanna use a weapon that's more suited to vehicles than on people?"

Wiz: Exactly. Samus is about four times smaller than the average vehicle, so there's only about a one in four chance for a direct hit from Fett's rocket. Not to mention she kept moving, preventing Fett from getting a solid lock on her.

That made sense. Samus won this fight because she is too quick for Fett to hit. That's why she won; She's too fast. Your weapons are practically useless against someone you can't hit. Well played Samus.

Boomstick: After that screw up, Samus managed to sneak around Fett and left a little surprise at his feet.

Wiz: Fett's micro-energy field managed to minimize the damage he took from the power bomb, but by that point, it was all over. Samus froze Fett with her Ice Beam and finished him off with a Charge Beam to the face.

Ouch. That was really cool, but at the same time, though, they felt sorry what Boba was thinking as he couldn't do anything but watch in horror as death was imminent. They clearly bet his life was flashing before his eyes. At least he fought well.

Boomstick: Samus sure stopped him cold.

Yang laughed at that pun. RWB facepalmed and hope those puns don't show in the next episode.

Wiz: That's right Boomstick. The winner is Samus Aran.

As the scene ended the four girls made their opinions.

"Did you see that?!" Ruby shouted with glee and excitement. "there was shooting and the jumping and the dodging and the explosion and the awesome blast to the head finisher?!"

Yang also liked the episode. "Sure did. That was a good episode… but I wish the fight scene was cooler".

"That was the first episode anyway." Blake informed. "It may possibly get better as we watch more episodes. It was pretty interesting how they all put the comparisons right and decided who won. I actually sort of liked it"

"I agree." Weiss said. "I wasn't expecting to like a simple show from the internet. I was predicting the whole time who might of win. But now I'm quite interested who's gonna fight who next."

Right after Weiss said that, they heard Boomstick said something and something appeared on the screen.

Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.

There was a flurry of punches covered in purple flames and then an odd burning symbol hangs on the screen. Then they heard a creepy chilling voice.

Unknown: Your soul is mine.

With no time to waste, RWBY puts in the second episode.

Ruby hits play.