My own take on the Ed, Edd n' Eddy Valentine's Day special. I hope you guys enjoy it, because in this story there's going to be lots of love for our favorite Head-In-Sock Ed-Boy! Now, without further ado, on to the story, shall we? Also, for the sake of this story I'm making all the older Cul-de-sac kids high school students in their freshman year while Sarah and Jimmy are now in junior high. Just for plot convenience.

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The Blonde, The Brawler, And The Edd!

Peach Creek High School is a place where the students of Peach Creek Minnesota go to learn the skills they need to succeed in life. Many people do indeed find good careers later on in life, and even settle down and start a family of their own. However, on this particular Valentine's Day, there's one young man who will finally obtain the love and affection he deserves. The love and affection he needs to fill the empty void in his heart.

Unfortunately, the halls and doors of the principle's office are being defiled with spitballs, courtesy of two of the school's resident juvenile delinquents. Vegeta and Lapis. While Vegeta was shooting spitballs at the halls and doors, Lapis was busy fixing his hair.

Hey, don't hate! Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he wants his hair to go to ruin!

Suddenly, something caught his attention. He looked down to his left to see his blonde twin sister, Lazuli, making something on the ground. And from how well it's made, it definitely shows that she's the one who inherited their mother's artistic skills. But he began snickering as he saw what it was she was making.

"Hey Vegeta," Lapis said, elbowing Vegeta in the ribs. "Check out Davinci over here!"

"Well, well, well, what have we here?" Vegeta asked rhetorically.

He took the item from Lazuli, prompting the girl to go wide eyed and start snarling at the snobby teenage boy.

"Awww, it's a valentine card!" mocked Vegeta.

"IT'S FOR THE MAN I HOPE WILL BE MY BOYFRIEND!" Lazuli shouted.

Vegeta cried in pain as the blonde girl punched him in the face and into a locker. But not before her brother Lapis could take the card. The black haired twin got a mocking grin as he read the card.

"It's for Sockhead, Vegeta!" Lapis mocked.

"GIVE IT BACK!" Lazuli demanded.

Now it was Lapis' turn to be in pain as his sister kicked him to the ground and somehow gave him a black eye in the process. Even as she took the card back.

"Double Dee is the only decent man in this school, and I won't tolerate anyone ridiculing him!" yelled Lazuli.

The 'humphed' and turned around while crossing her arms in front of her. She has Hall Monitor duties to attend to and knows she has to hurry before Shovel Chin Kevin tries to do her job again.

"Now I know who got mom's genes." Lapis commented.

Vegeta scoffed as he dusted himself off.

"Siblings and their hormones! Am I right?" Vegeta asked.

Lapis sighed before saying "Tell me about it."

As the two walked off for their classes, they failed to see two agents of this story's best matchmaker fluttering about. It looked like cupid versions of Sarah and Jimmy when they were younger.

"When nature stirs on Valentine's day and greets children with her splendor," began Cupid Jimmy.

"Suddenly their heads are filled with thoughts of love and words so tender!" Cupid Sarah finished.

The two began giggling and fluttered offscreen to get ready for their task of making sure nothing comes between the boss and the boy whose love life he's trying to help.

"LET'S LEARN! LAST ONE TO CLASS IS A…"

Skidding down the halls of the school is the three haired Ed-Boy known as Eddy, resident scammer and con-artist. However, he shows promise in the business industry, even if he's not very dedicated to his studies. Speaking of which…

"What am I saying?" Eddy asked himself as realization dawned on him.

His eyes narrowed as he began to grumble and walk down the hall. His two best friends, Eddward 'Double Dee', and Ed, walked down the hall just behind him. Since he stopped running, it gave them the opportunity to catch up with him. And Double Dee looked pretty happy about today.

"Isn't Valentine's day wonderful?" he asked. "Now, as teenagers, it can be difficult to express one's feelings of allure. But today is the one day of the year where the holiday spirit breaks down the barriers of insecurity that we erect around ourselves, and gives us the courage and words to let that special someone know you care!"

Double Dee was smiling as he pictured himself with a girlfriend, even if that likely wouldn't happen anytime soon. But he was broken from his thoughts when Ed grabbed him by the face, a look of fear on the no-neck Ed-Boy's face.

"Yucky, squishy MUSHY GIRLS, DOUBLE DEE!" Ed screamed in Double Dee's ear. "Avoid ships, my fine friend!"

Ed let go our Double Dee and rushed towards his locker. The sock hat wearing boy fell to the ground from the force of Ed's push and barely avoided what could be described as a mountain of junk that fell out of Ed's Locker. Eddy burst into laughter upon seeing that his big lump of a best friend would never change his ways.

"Gee Ed, your locker stinks like-"

"An onion!" Ed said, taking out said vegetable.

He took a big bite out of the stinky vegetable, though it doesn't smell as bad as aged garlic, and began to describe his best defenses against the female wiles of the teenage girls that surround them.

"Girls do not like stinky breath!" Ed said.

He then put a paper bag over his head with a picture of a fisherman in a fishing boat drawn where his face would be.

"Camouflage, so girls can not see you! And…"

Finally, Ed took out a shoebox with holes poked in the top.

"A spider! Girls hate them. Sarah said so!"

Ed laughed a bit as he felt something tickling his neck. He peeked out of the bag covering his head and recoiled back in fear as he saw that the spider he caught escaped from the box and was now on his neck.

"SPIDER! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" screamed Ed.

Eddy laughed as Ed started running around like a chicken with its head cut off in an attempt to dislodge the spider from his person. He even tried splashing it with water from the drinking fountain. Luckily, Double Dee came to the rescue of both Ed and the spider.

"Oh, for goodness sake! You're frightening the poor thing!" Double Dee scolded.

He gathered the spider up in his hands and gently set it on an open window sill.

"All better!" he cooed to the spider.

The grateful little arachnid quickly scurried off so it could find a nice place to make a web while the three high school boys continued to converse amongst each other in the hall of the school.

"Eh, you babies got it light!" Eddy said. "Yep, Valentine's day is just the same old grind for this chick magnet."

Eddy flicked the combination lock on his locker, which somehow caused the dial to get the right combination, and opened his own locker. What popped out was a 'Kiss the Hunk' booth complete with a disco ball and a record player playing corny romance music.

Double Dee and Ed looked on as Eddy tried yet another foolish scam. Only this time, he was looking to con his money and kiss it too. Double Dee was unimpressed to put it lightly.

"Twenty five cents a smooch, ladies! Line forms to my left!" Eddy announced, putting a glass jar on the desk.

He sat back and kicked his feet up with a smirk on his face. He just can't wait for all the beautiful women in the school to start lining up ready to kiss him and give him their money. It'll be great! ...Yup! Can't wait!

...Still waitin'!

A few more minutes passed and nobody was lining up at his booth. But Eddy didn't let this discourage him.

"They must be freshenin' up in the can." Eddy said.

The music stopped, and Double Dee was still not impressed. Eddy's own so-called 'manly ways' with the ladies were effectively as useless as ever. Clearly, he's not the ladies man he thinks he is.

"In the can… Right-o." Double Dee said sarcastically.

But he smiled as he suddenly remembered something.

"While we're waiting, I have something for you guys. Happy Valentine's day, Ed!" Double Dee said, handing Ed a card.

"Bathtime already?" Ed asked stupidly.

"Eddy." Double Dee handed Eddy a card.

The three haired member of the EEE trio took the card and read it aloud, noting the weird looking old guy on it.

"You electrify me? Who the heck's this guy?" Eddy asked.

"Nikola Tesla, Eddy. It's part of my 'Great Minds of Science' Valentine's day card series." Double Dee replied.

"It has a mind, Eddy!" Ed exclaimed in his ever stupid ways.

Eddy just stared at his childhood friend for a few seconds, unsure what to say. At least until he thought of something that wasn't too offensive.

"Ain't ya supposed to give these things to girls?" Eddy asked.

Speaking of girls…

*Ding Ding!*

"A customer!" Eddy said excitedly.

The Eds looked to see who rang the bell only to recoil back in fear at who they saw. The school hall monitor, Lazuli! Her face had that same calculative stare it usually did, but it seemed less cold than it usually is for some odd reason.

"Alright, boys! Get this hunk of junk outta the hall and get to class!" she ordered. "And hurry up, before you're late!"

While Eddy grumbled while moving to do as the hall monitor said, Double Dee was surprised to feel something strange happen. Something that made him jump slightly and blush as he looked in the direction Lazuli was walking off in.

'Did she really just slap me on the butt?' Double Dee mentally asked himself.

'I can't believe I just slapped him on the butt!' Lazuli mentally squealed in delight.

The Head in Sock Ed-Boy was broken from his musings when he heard feminine sobbing coming from the janitor's closet. He walked over and opened the door, expecting to find the school biology teacher crying over yet another boyfriend cheating on her, but was mildly surprised to find the school's blonde bombshell Yang Xiao Long crying her eyes out over something.

"Yang?" Double Dee inquired tentatively.

"MY TEAM HATES ME!" she cried while grabbing Double Dee and sobbing into his shirt.

The smartest of the Ed-Boys was unsure of what to do in this situation. On one hand, he doesn't want to risk being late to class. But on the other hand, he can't stand to see such a kind and beautiful girl in such pain.

"I-I'm sure it's nothing like that! They just need some personal space, that's all!" Double Dee said, trying to reason with Yang.

But the girl wouldn't budge. It's a well known fact that the blonde brawler and her team don't necessarily get along very well anymore, and maybe she was planning to use today to rekindle the bond she once had with them. What could have possibly happened to make it all go so wrong?

Double Dee looked around nervously as the late bell rang.

"Uh, shouldn't we be getting to class?" he asked.

"I'VE GOT NO ONE, DOUBLE DEE! NO FRIENDS! NO FAMILY! AND NO VALENTINE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!" wailed Yang as she cried even harder.

Double Dee finally got a better look at the blonde brawler. Her eyes were red and puffy from crying so much and her face was littered with tear marks. Her vibrant blonde hair had less of a shine to it, looking dull and sad rather than happy and well cared. The girl was clearly distraught, and Double Dee could really only do one thing her.

He turned around and began writing on something.

'Forgive me, Nazz!' Double Dee mentally begged.

"Um, I really must be going. Happy Valentine's day, Yang." Double Dee said, handing Yang something.

The girl managed to stop crying for a moment, and took a look at what she had in her hands. It was a Valentine card depicting Charles Darwin and his theory of natural evolution.

It read 'To: Yang. From: Double Dee'. Although, it has the name 'Nazz' on it crossed out with red ink. But Yang read the message aloud to herself.

"Naturally, I select you?"

She looked in the direction where Double Dee was rushing to their first class of the day. Her heart was all a-flutter from some foreign feeling that she was getting as she thought of the sock hat wearing boy.

"Double Dee…?"

Yang was not quite sure what she was feeling for the boy who just attempted to comfort her, but she does know one thing. She wants to learn more about it! So she picked herself up and started off towards class. She needs to talk to Double Dee and get his help in figuring out these odd feelings she has!

Meanwhile, up above, Cupid Sarah and Cupid Jimmy were ready to narrate once more.

"And so the spring of love is seeded deep within the brawling girl!" Cupid Sarah started.

"Still, another half is needed for this blossom to unfurl!" Cupid Jimmy finished.

And so, they fluttered away giggling at all of the love Valentine's day has to offer. But as they passed by Rolf, who was drinking from a water fountain, they failed to notice the hairs on his neck stand on end as he sensed their presence.

"Rolf smells the impy scent of Mountain Sprites come to make mischief among us!"

The son of a shepherd scowled at the thought. Many a man and woman have fallen to the tricks of these mountain imps, and he wasn't about to let that chaos befall the school!

*To Be Continued…*

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