Hey! I'm not dead! School has been tough on me, and I got sick recently too. I have new afterschool things to do, and I've been busy. Anyway, Marinette's not roasting chat. They're partners, and frankly I don't think she could if she tried. but in this chapter, Chloe tries to roast, and so does Chat.

Chloe was sick of Marinette's newfound popularity. Everywhere she went, everyone was talking about the designer, And not noticing that she changed her eyeliner from crystal blue to sky blue. She was so tired of the girl getting her popularity, stealing her spotlight, that she couldn't take it anymore. What was so good about these roasts anyway?

"look, Chloe's doing something in the courtyard!" Marinette was instantly suspicious. She headed down the stairs, and soon learned what the commotion was all about.

"And he doesn't even do anything to help her, either!"

Marinette could handle Chloe's snobiness normally, especially when it came to herself, but nobody insults Chat Noir and gets away with it! She pushed herself into the middle of the crowd, and Spoke up.

"At least he's trying to help! All you ever do is make more akumas for them to fight!" Chloe whirled around to face Marinette and smirked. "well, Maritrash is here to stick up for that pathetic excuse for a hero. Losers stick together, I guess."

"if you really think he's a loser, I think the rest of Paris will be after your blood, Chloe. Chat and Ladybug are partners, And he's better than her in some categories, just as she is in others. There's a reason they represent balance Chloe." Marinette Didn't try to target her personally or be mean this time, just support her partner. She really didn't like when she was unnecessarily mean.

"That mangy cat has his good points, I admit, but I don't think he'd like a pathetic baker's daughter trying and failing to defend him!" A shadow was cast across the crowd. One with...ears? and a tail?"Actually Chloe, I'm purr-ity sure the 'baker's daughter' Is doing a great job of defending my honor!" The crowd gasped.

"Hey purr-incess, how have you been doing? Haven't seen you in a couple of weeks!" The crowd gasped again. "Marinette knows Chat Noir!? How did a peasant like her ever even meet a superhero?!" of course Chloe had to add her input. "Actually, she saved my tail when the evillustrator incedent took place. I've been visiting her ever since."

Alya was shocked. Nino was shocked. Adrien wasn't there, naturally. Chloe was in denial.

"Hey priness, are mew still up for movie night on friday?" insert shock here. "Sure Chat."

fin

Wow! writing after all this time feels good. I want to finish this series off with a bang after a couple more chapters, so leave suggestions for me, and if you have a really good one, message it to me! Also, I'm considering making a kind of conclusion to the crossover fallen. Tell me if you want to see it!

That's all, Folks!