A monstrous welcome party awaited the Fellowship when they returned to Asgard, and an array of gifts awaited them. Thor finally received a Macbook Pro, therefore enabling him to watch the finale of Lost once and for all. He had also taken to dying his hair black and shaving the side of it in order to bear some resemblance to the fabled Midgardian artist 'Skrillex.' Loki received a new set of curlers from Odin which were presented to him by a royal subject, as Odin was unable to stop watching the new series of Maury in HD.

"So you did it then." Sif muttered, while abruptly entering the room.

"Why yes my Lady, while you were distressing in your chamber, we risked our lives to save Asgard! The sheer cheek of it!" snapped Fandral, who's moustache had been forcibly tamed.

"Well I'm sorry if I was almost catatonic!" Sif screeched incoherently and with that, promptly ran out of the hall in tears.

Volstagg most definitely received his shawarma wrap back; it had been caught in a lingo between Svartalftheim and Álfheimr. Malekith had however possessed it with a dark spirit, but upon being eaten by Volstagg, it ceased to exist.

It seemed that all was well in Asgard once again. The Fellowship received their comeuppance for their efforts and Heimdall continued to work as a Stardoll Moderator, while protecting Asgard from cyber-attacks. The central heating however, was faulty and they all caught colds.

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