Things Danny Phantom is not allowed to do

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing! And read last chapter)

Rule # 11: Danny must go visit Pandora at least once a week or else she will send her army to find and retrieve him and they can be as protective as Ishiyama.

Rule # 12: Danny must also visit Dora at least once a week or else she will come to the school… and she will not hesitate to go dragon if she thinks Danny is in danger.

-LINE BREAKING!

"Where is he?!" A tall woman with flaming purple hair coming out of the top of a golden helmet yelled angrily as she and an army of greek armor wearing ghosts marched towards the building and around the town, rounding up everyone.

"Where is my son?" The giant woman with four arms demanded angrily…and there was a young woman in a blue green dress on her shoulder looking around frantically.

"Son? What son?" The ghost hunters were demanding since it was considered impossible for ghosts to actually have children.

"The son of my soul! The son of from my first life! The son from my first life as a human!" The large purple flaming ghost said snarling at them.

"How could he still be alive after what? A thousand years?" Lancer asked confused but logically, making the two women snort a bit.

"That's sweet of you but I'm over three thousand years old! Unlike my soul, my son's has been reincarnated time and time again. I always find him however…now…Where is he?!" Pandora demanded as she glowered all over the town who were gathered up by her army near the big building that had 'City Hall' written on it.

"Mama!" A voice called from the school, making everyone whip around to stare at who spoke.

"My little sweetling!" Pandora exclaimed happily as she moved towards the school and the small boy standing on the stairs with another group of students.

"Fenturd what do you think you're doing?" Dash asked sounding rude but was more worried than anything and almost immediately had a growling and furious looking dragoness on top of him right next to Danny who immediately rushed over to put a calming and cold hand on her scales.

"Dora! No! He doesn't mean anything by it!" Danny said causing the dragon to pause and then turn into the small green skinned woman they had seen on Pandora's shoulder wearing the blue green dress as everyone gaped.

Star was the one who breathed out a shocked, "Ms. Mattingly?"

"Come brother. Let us get you to mother before the army gets restless." The woman said taking Danny's hand and pulling him towards Pandora.

"Honestly can't you two go a week without seeing me?" Danny asked smiling a bit and making the two female ghosts give him flat looks.

"Think of all the trouble you get yourself into and all of the adventures you've had and then ask me that question again, little brother." Dora said flatly to the brother she could actually stand to be around, her reincarnated half brother from her life as a human princess before she had been killed by their other brother Aragon.

"You want to try and ask that question again sweetling?" Pandora asked as she lowered one giant hand for her son to step onto so she could lift him up to her head and check him over for any new injuries herself.

"No mama." Danny said with a sigh while his friends were snickering and Tucker was taking pictures of the look on everyone's faces at what they were seeing right in front of their own eyes.

"Danny!" Maddie Fenton yelled, aghast at her son calling this huge violent ball of ectoplasmic slime his 'mama'. A title he hadn't called her ever since he was six! He only ever called her the more formal mom or ma'am.

"Ma'am?" Danny asked blinking down at Maddie from his new spot on Pandora's shoulder where his soul sister was sitting next to him.

"Come down here right now young man! I will not tolerate-" Maddie was cut off by no less than ten spears being almost shoved into her face pointy tip first by the army, and she had two swords pressing into her ribs just enough to let her know of their presence but not hurt her or draw blood yet.

"You will not speak to the Prince like that." The head guard with the shiny golden armor said glaring darkly at the wannabe ghost hunter.

"Prince?" More than one person asked.

"Mama and Sister Dora are queens...of course I'm the prince of Mama's kingdom." Danny said as if it were someting obvious that they should have already known.

"Ghosts aren't smart enough to have kingdoms and monarch systems or any kind of ruling class!" Maddie Fenton yelled looking shocked and disbelieving and earning flat looks from every single ghost present along with at least half of the humans.

"Oh geez I wonder who knows more about ghosts and the way they live? A woman who calls herself a ghost hunter but has never been to the Ghost Zone before or a bunch of actual ghosts. Oh man. Such a hard decision on who is right." Danny said his voice oozing sarcasm and making a few people snicker while Maddie fumed and the ghosts smirked.

"Quite right there my little sweetling. Now come. You must tell your sister and I all about this last week and a half where we hadn't seen you while we get you some food. It is around the time for little humans to eat is it not?" Pandora asked smiling gently at Danny who snorted a bit in amusement.

"Mama you're over twenty feet tall. All humans look little to you." Danny said and making Ishiyama and most of Casper High in general, especially the senior students and teachers, snort slightly.

"We all look small compared to her dude but you are positively tiny compared to us as well." Kwan called to Danny who poked his tongue out.

"You guys are an anomally! What do you eat for lunch anyways a whole cow?" Danny called back making Kwan laugh a little bit along with the rest of the football team.

"Nah little man we eat the cow for breakfast! We eat a horse for lunch!" Josh, the running back, called with a grin to the clueless little chaotic genuis who snorted in amusement.

"I was not aware that humans had such appetites in current days...should some of the army fetch a cow for you brother?" Dorathea asked looking at her brother, the one she could actually stand to be around and who actually cared about her, curiously.

"Nah Dora it's cool. It's a modern saying. Like how when I say that something is cool it doesn't mean it's cold, it just means that it is awesome!" Danny tried to explain to his soul sister who looked confused but pulled out a paper and a quill to write that down.

"Queen...Pandora correct?" Ishiyama asked looking at the tallest of the ghosts who had flaming pink hair and looked at the principal of the school her son attended.

"Yes." Pandora confirmed her name and title making Ishiyama nod once.

"It is lunch time for the students so Danny should be getting some food now. If you'll let him down then he can get to the cafeteria with the others to get his meal. If it's possible for you to shrink you are welcome to join us provided that you don't attack anyone unprovoked. If you cannot shrink down however then you can sit over near the football field since Senior students are allowed to eat outside." Ishiyama said politely to the ghost who actually seemed to care about Danny and beamed at her for this.

"I do not normally take my smaller form however if it means I can spend more time with my sweetling then I do not mind. Alright children. Off of mama's shoulder." Pandora said and causing Dora to float down from the other queen's shoulder to the ground while Danny just jumped, much to everyone's horror.

The boy landed in a barrel roll and came up completely unharmed while Pandora merely chuckled and shrunk down until she was merely seven feet tall instead of twenty plus.

"Damn it Danny don't do that!" Ishiyama said grabbing her heart as if she had been having a heart attack, and his stunt almost caused her to have one.

"That was golden Fenton! You have to tell us how you do crap like that sometime!" One of the other Football Seniors, Drake, said snickering and not looking phazed by Danny's stunt.

"Especially how you manage to do it without dying like pretty much anyone else would." Josh said shaking his head in amazement.

Danny smiled brightly at them as Pandora scooped him up again.

"I'm already half dead and it'll take more than a little fall to finish the job." Danny said cheerfully.

This time Lancer was the one to say what Sam usually did.

"Damn it Daniel try to keep anyone from having a heart attack."