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Hello, everyone! As promised, I have something new for you all.
Now, this may sound very crazy (mostly because it is), but give me the chance to explain! Lol

I love crossovers, and the crazier the better! I also have a girl crush on Susan Pevensie (don't judge me!). So I had a crazy idea for a really crazy crossover that involved my three favorite fantasy words: Westeros, Middle Earth and Narnia. In modern setting, because… Well, why the hell not?

Now we have some couples there on the tags, but mostly I'm keeping them a secret. So yes, there will be many more couples than that, but I'm not telling who yet.

Although we have romance in here -because we all love it -this story is more focused on family and friendship, especially female friendships and how important those are.

So… I guess that's it. Give it a chance, please!

Also… I'm Brazilian, so I make some mistakes with grammar and even vocabulary sometimes. Please, let me know if you see anything that really needs to be changed!

Chapter 1

"This doesn't look tasty."

"This doesn't even look edible!"

"It says it's edible on the package."

"Who the hell would want to eat it?"

"Perverts."

"Can I open it and try it?"

"LOTHÍRIEL!"

"What?" The raven haired woman asked. "That's the point of this, right?"

"I'm still trying to figure out what's the point of this." Susan grumbled.

"Oh come on." Margaery rolled her eyes. "I got this basket at the hen party. What was I supposed to do? Throw it away?"

Susan gave the basket of sex products a look. "Yes." She replied dryly.

"I'm going to open it." Lothíriel decided, grabbing the box.

"No, you won't." Sansa declared, taking the box from her hands. "If this makes you sick, I'm not taking you to the hospital and explaining to the doctor you got food poisoning from eating an edible thong."

Daenerys guffawed. "I'll take you! Eat it!"

Lothíriel opened the box and gave the "thong" inside it a considering look. "This can't be edible."

"Don't freaking eat this, Loty!" Éowyn snapped. "Seriously, this looks like a choking hazard."

"Don't worry. I can administrate CPR." Tauriel chirped from her place on the armchair.

"Screw this." Lothíriel took a bite out of it and immediately made a face. "Ew!"

"Don't spit it on the couch!" Margaery screeched.

Dany snickered. "That's what he said."

Sansa –who was taking a sip of her drink at that moment –choked on it and had margarita coming out of her nose. "DANY!" The blonde only grinned.

"Half of this basket is of edibles." Éowyn commented, pulling a small bottle out of it and taking a look.

"What are those?" Susan asked pulling a box with small gel balls inside.

"Gel balls, darling." Margaery replied sarcastically.

"For what?" Susan asked confused.

"Oh my sweet summer child!" Margaery cried dramatically hugging Susan.

"You put them in your…" Tauriel stopped talking, but her pointing finger finished the explanation.

Susan's eyes became saucers. "Why?" She asked scandalized.

"It's supposed to be a whole lot of fun." Dany informed her. "And I'm keeping those." She decided, taking the box from Susan.

"Look." Tauriel pulled something from the middle of the basket. "Fluffy pink handcuffs."

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Margaery opened the door. "Hey, Edmund." She smiled at the younger boy.

"Marge…" He cleared his throat. "You are aware that today is a Tuesday, right?"

Another very loud squeal came from behind her. "Sorry." She didn't look sorry at all.

"I'll just grab my sister and go." He sighed.

"Yeah… That might be a problem."

Edmund arched a brow. "Why?"

Marge just made a sign for him to come inside. Edmund saw a lot of glasses spread around the room, the bottles of wine and…

Susan cuffed and blindfolded, sitting on a chair, while the other women were offering her lotions to… Lick?!

"What the fuck, Marge?" He asked chocked.

"It's a long story." Marge informed him. "It involves lots of wine."

Edmund sighed. "You guys are a national threat."

Notes: So... How was it?

I know it's very short, but I hope you enjoyed it!

I hope you enjoyed it and will give me the chance to make this awesome!

Let me know your feelings!

xoxo