It was a cool summer morning and in the master bedroom of a massive house, a man was resting in the middle of his bed. He was around 6 foot 6, had the body of a professional quarterback, was scarred and lightly tanned. He had brown hair that was slightly turning gray and was very handsome. His bed partner was snuggled up next to him, she had shoulder length blonde hair, was almost as tall as her companion and was lightly tanned.

She had a nice body and plump lips her head on his chest. The entire room was filled with expensive furniture, silk sheets covered the bed and on the walls were pictures of the man and woman when the woman was a teenager. Just then there was an alarm going off, he was about to reach over to turn it off when his companion did it for him. They woke up and he noticed that she was on top of him.

His hazel eyes met her blue, "good morning." He yawned. She chuckled and kissed him.

"Good morning Peter," she said. She snuggled onto his chest.

"You got to go in today Karen?" He asked.

"Not until late," she smirked down at him. "We got time for a quickie." She pulled the covers on top of them and they went at it.

Of course, some of you are wondering just who are Peter and Karen, some of you might already know. Peter Parker is one of the highest paid assassins in the world. He is a hero in all definition of the word, he's stopped; human traffickers, the 'Cold War', Terrorists, intergalactic megalomaniacs like Darkseid, Thanos and others, defeated Cyclops' team of X-Men and the Phoenix Force Five, defeated Mephisto, saved Lois Lane from Joker by knocking out Superman and paralyzing that stupid clown and became the first White Lantern by winning the 'War of Light'.

He is royalty because he was adopted by Queen Ago'po of Zamarron, King T'Chaka of Wakanda and King Black Boltagon of the Inhumans. He is married to Empress Mary Jane of Emora, engaged to Princess Diana of the Amazons, A.K.A. Wonder Woman, Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran, A.K.A. Starfire and Crown Princess Carol Ferris of Zamarron, A.K.A. Star Sapphire. He actually raised Karen when she came to Earth from Krypton. He also has a few 'wards', Laura Kinney, Talon, Jubilation Lee, Jubilee and Kiden Nixon.

Rachel Roth, Raven, comes and goes when she needs to.

After a really good session and a shower, Peter got dressed in a T-shirt and sweats. Karen was ready to go to work. "Want to go out for dinner tonight?" He said, "I'll make reservations." She smiled.

"Sure," she went over to him and kissed him. Then she left, then he fixed breakfast for himself and the girls.

"GIRLS, BREAKFAST'S READY!" He yelled, just then a young woman came down she had long black hair, green eyes and was dressed in one of his T-shirts and panties. Her nails were painted red and black. Peter fixed her plate with eggs, bacon, sausage and toast. "Good morning Laura," she kissed him on the lips.

"What's up for today?" She asked.

"Nothing," he said. "After we took out those slavers, I think we deserve sometime off." Just then, another young woman came down, she had orange skin, green eyes, I mean the entire eye, long red flaming hair and green painted nails. She was dressed in one of his T-shirts and her panties. "Morning Kory," she went over to him and hugged him, they also kissed.

"Good morning Peter," she said. Then she saw Laura, "morning Laura."

"Morning Kor," she said. Peter set a plate down in front of Kory. Peter was still cooking breakfast, then suddenly a third woman appeared out of nowhere. She had deathly pale skin, purple eyes, long purple hair and dressed in a blue bodice, boots, gloves and a hood cloak.

"Hey Rae," said Peter. She floated over to him and gave him a huge hug. Then kissed him.

"Hello Peter," she said.

"Want something to eat?"

"Sure," so he fixed her a plate.

"Friend Raven!" Said Kory as she went over to hug her friend tightly.

"Let me know if you want seconds." Peter went to read the paper and drink some coffee.

"Are you not going to eat with us?" Asked Kory.

"I'm not hungry, you guys enjoy that." Just then Kory, grabbed him and sat him down across from her, fixed him a plate and set it down in front of him. Then took away his paper.

"You are going to eat with us," she said. So Peter relented and ate with his 'girls'.

Meanwhile on a huge heli-carrier a man was in his office, he was black, bald, had a brown right eye as the left one was covered with an eyepatch. He had the build of a running back, dressed in a black bodysuit and boots. He was looking at folders and mission reports of what had happened the previous month. His name was Nick Fury and he was the director of the Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate or S.H.I.E.L.D.

'He is just too good at his job.' He thought, 'makes me glad he accepted my offer to join Shield; at times.' Just then a beautiful red head had came in, she was dressed in a black bodysuit and heeled boots. She also had killer blue eyes and even a more dangerous body.

"You wanted to see me Director Fury?" She asked.

"Your husband's done it again," he said as he handed her a file. "That was the human trafficking mission." She read the report and was surprised, of course she was worried about him but she was a professional.

"Peter, did all of this?" She said.

"Yep, by the time we got there the traffickers were cooling off and the slaves were freed." He handed her pictures of the aftermath. It looked like a slaughter house. "I'll give ya one thing Nat, you sure do know how ta pick 'em." In one shot, there was proof that Peter did it because, he used the blood of the slavers to make his logo on an empty wall. (Amazing Spiderman Movie spider)

Nat approved of what her husband did, at first she thought he was annoying but when the time came, she was glad Mary Jane had her marry him. "So what do we do now?" She said, "clean up?"

"It's already been taken care of, I want you to go and see him. You know he's taken a month off after this, he wants to see you."

"Alright, I'll go see him."

"Good, dismissed Agent Romanoff." He said, with that she saluted and left.

Meanwhile in Emora, the Empress and heir apparent were talking about their loved one's mission. Both were very beautiful, the mother had long red hair, aqua eyes was around 6 feet tall and had a killer body. She was dressed in a white gown and boots because, even though she is an empress, she still wants to look good. "Well, you know how much he hates slavers." Said the heir, as they were reading the mission report. The heir was her daughter, she had reddish-brown hair in a pixie cut, aqua/hazel eyes, was slightly shorter than her mom and was dressed in a pantsuit, heeled boots and a necklace with her father's logo as a pendant. They were Mary Jane and May Parker. Her mother nodded, just then someone came walking into the throne room. She also had red hair, in a long braid, green eyes behind amber lensed glasses, was very beautiful, had a killer body and was in a black suit, white vest showing off her cleavage, black tie, gloves and boots.

She was Mary Jane councilor, C. Viper. "Mary Jane, um…" She started.

"What is it, Viper?"

"I found your husband." They looked at her.

"Where?"

"Parker Manor, New York state." May looked at Mary Jane.

"I'll go, I wanted to see him anyway." She said.

"Tell him to expect me coming, we need to talk." May nodded to her mother and went to get packed.

"I can have the Imperial Guard ready to go with her." Said Viper.

"No, have Sylvia and Sonja go with her." Said Mary Jane, "we don't need that much power to show off."

"Ma'am!" She said and went to tell May's sisters.

Meanwhile in Manhattan, Peter, Laura, Kory and Rachel were doing some shopping. Kory was acting like a kid her first time in the city. Peter was in a Yankees jersey, jeans, boots and sunglasses now. Laura was in a tank top, trip pants and boots. Rachel was in a T-shirt with a plummeting white crow on a black background with a black, upside down ankh on it's body showing off her lower abs, jeans and hi-tops. Kory was in a lavender mid rift, bike shorts and were all carrying bags, 'my credit card's getting a workout today.' He thought, 'I'm just glad May, 'Sylvie' or 'Red' aren't here yet.' He cursed himself, 'I just jinxed myself didn't I?' Just then Deadpool showed up.

"Bout time I got some screen time with my Spidey-homie!" He said, "and yes you did Petey." With that he vanished. Peter facepalmed.

TBC

Notes: This is an idea that was born from a story where Peter is one of the greatest assassins in the world and the world is a Marvel/DC merge but not amalgam. Oh yeah, Pete's in his 60s with the look and body of a 40 year old. I'm also using 'Spidey's life is a game' verse and using the Injustice versions of the DC Heroes.

I hope you enjoy this one and to 'The one who lives in darkness' (you know who you are) shut up. I'll get to my other stories when the time is right.