~'I do not own RWBY. It is owned by Rooster Teeth and was created by Monty Oum.'~

~ Warning, there will be smut in here. Seriously, this is a smut story.'~

~"This chapter is between Jaune Arc, and Kali Belladonna."~

Note: Hello! Well, time to get writing on this smut eh? Not much to say, maybe that this was a bit hard to get started, but once I got it it seems to have gotten easier. I can only hope it gets easier in the future. Forgive me though if it's shit, I'm making this story just to practice and will likely come back to this and make it better if I improve significantly.

This particular chapter is an AU where things are different from the canon but not majorly. For example, Blake is eighteen in this story, while Jaune is twenty one.

Now, enough screwing around, time to get on with it.

Warning: This right here is smut. Don't yell at me for ruining your purity considering I've warned you twice, and it's in the description of the story. So please, don't be stupid and not know this is smut. If you don't like it, don't read it.


When Life Gives You Lemons

Chapter 1


Getting off the ship quickly and without stumbling Jaune Arc stopped at the end of the gangplank to take in his surroundings.

Menagerie. The self described ass crack of the world. Yup, despite how nice it seemed with all the colourful people, colourful cultures, and the even tastier food, it indeed was shitty. About two thirds of the island was part of a hot desert, completely inhospitable for human life, while the one third which was hospitable was mostly owned and held in an iron grasp by logging companies continents away.

Truly the faunus that lived here were given the short end of the stick after the war... Though, the rebellion they started didn't help their case in the slightest.

Looking around at the colourful bazaar which took up a majority of the docks in the capital city of Menagerie known as 'Kuo Kuana', Jaune straightened out his clothes and unbuttoned the two top buttons of his white dress shirt before breathing in relief.

God, it's hot.

Noticing how he wasn't the only one affected by the heat, he looked at the tourists who -unlike himself- were here to have a good time. Though, to be fair he loved his job so maybe he would have a good time to.

Whistling in his mind at a sexy deer faunus who just walked by, he couldn't help but admire that sexy ass which was straining against the black shorts. Damn, that's bootylicious. Looking around and discreetly taking out his sunglasses, he popped them on feeling better now that the sun was out of his eyes, as well as the fact that he could now stare at the open skin given to him by the stupidly hot air around here.

'I love you and fucking hate you hot air of Menagerie!'

Walking forwards with his small luggage in tow, he began making his way down the crowded main street of the island past the various homes built into the incline which rose before falling into a now mostly cleared valley. Situated in the middle of a rainforest, this inhabitable part had very little land which wasn't constantly troubled by earthquakes, so most houses seemed in shambles and not sturdy so that nothing of importance is really lost when they collapse.

Except of course for his destination.

As an new ambassador to the Kingdom of Vale, Jaune had thought he'd get somewhere neat to set up an embassy. Like that one city state of France outside of Atlas, or New Mexico on the southern border of Vacuo, but nope! Since the old ambassador died, of course they decided to send the new guy to the place crawling with terrorists.

Curse his luck!

For now, his mission was simple. Meet up with the chieftain of the island, figure out where they've built and or put his embassy and get some negotiations down. Really it shouldn't be a problem, apparently the man, Ghira Jaune's pretty sure his name was, is pretty reasonable when it comes to trading.

Walking down the road, he noticed the tight tops and the casual skin being shown by guys and sexy ladies alike allowing his eyes to feast upon the tan skin of the ladies of Menagerie. Would it be counted as unethical if he were to get a girlfriend here?

Noticing a bunny faunus with some particularly huge tits he sure hoped not. After all, fucking like rabbits was something the Arcs excelled at… Just look at his parents giving him seven sisters!

Seeing the massive house standing in the middle of the city with it's large peaked blue roof and it's beige walls, it was clearly the most nicely constructed structure around, save for perhaps a few of the other houses behind it.

Making his way down the road luggage in tow, he could feel himself sweating up a storm. Seems like even the 'specialized' uniform he was allowed to wear given to him by the government wasn't good enough to stop himself from overheating.

Unbuttoning another button down, he wondered why he even bothered wearing a shirt anymore. It's not like that would even be all that outrageous considering the fact that he saw some topless guys as well as girls earlier on his walk.

Hmmm…. Not today.

Finally having finished fighting his ways through the crowds and the heat, he walked up the steps to the front door. Sighing, and straightening out his shirt while patting down his pants, he used the outside doormat to wipe his shoes before grabbing onto the large metal knocker.

Giving it a good couple raps, he heard a voice shout 'coming' before some footsteps were heard even behind the massive wooden door. 'Heh, the guy who invented door knockers must've won the 'no bell' prize… Haha, I'm so funny.'

The door opened swinging mostly silently inwards before a face peered out from the body sized gap in between the doors. Her face halfway out the door, he was treated to the pleasant sight of a cat type faunus he presumes if the black ears on her head was anything to go by.

"Hello?"

"Ah yes, the name's Jaune Arc. I was sent here by the country of Vale to man the embassy for the foreseeable future." He said reaching into his suitcase and presenting his passport. It was probably a useless gesture considering the fact that she wasn't likely to believe him as lying, but oh well. "I have an appointment with Chieftain Ghira for…" He looked down at his watch. "Three this afternoon."

Nodding, the rather good looking woman smiled at him before stepping back and pulling the door open a bit more. "Come in Ambassador Arc, I've been expecting you… Though, there are a few problems."

He raised an eyebrow while he stepped in. "Problems? What sort of problems?"

She gave him a small semi-strained smile. "Well my husband isn't currently here… And it doesn't seem like he'll be back for the rest of the week."

"What? Why?" He said eyes widening before narrowing slightly. God, why did his job have to be so annoying! But at the same time wonderful?

"Well you see, the only thing I can think of is that he's found some trace of our daughter." She said clasping her hands together before beginning to walk into the house beckoning for him to follow. "You see she ran away a few years ago to be with her terrorist boyfriend Adam, and while we've managed to keep her from leaving Menagerie, finding her is a whole new problem."

"Ah." That promptly shut him up. At least the Chieftain had a real reason for leaving. Unlike that one man from -shudders- Mozambique. "Well then, where shall I be staying?"

"I suppose you'll be staying here… My husband hasn't left me any instructions as for what to do with you, or where you'll be staying so I suppose I'll go get you a room ready." She was about to turn away from him before he called out.

"And your name is?"

"Oh pardon me! I completely forgot to introduce myself." She said straightening out the black and white dress like attire she was wearing. It didn't show off a huge amount of cleavage, but from what he could tell there was indeed cleavage there that's for sure. "Kali Belladonna, pleasure to meet you."


After guiding him to the living room and leaving him with some tea, she'd gone to get his room ready. Coming back and retrieving him some minutes later, she brought him to his room while giving him a general tour of the place.

While it wasn't extravagant like the Atlas palaces which were now out of style, or the Mistralian manors, it was indeed a nice home which was simple but efficient where everything had a place and there was a place for everything.

Leaving him to go prepare supper, he thanked her and went about his temporary residence to unpack his clothing if only for the week, and to catch up on some reading he wasn't able to finish before arriving.

Deciding to study up on dining and bathing culture first, he read about it briefly. All in all, there was no real differences between the people of Vale and the people of Menagerie in these aspects bar for a few things regarding alcohol.

But that was to be expected of course, after all the standards for people drinking alcohol are different basically everywhere. It also appears however that bathing was the same here also. At least, when using the outdoor bath that he was given use of while staying here.

Looking up when there was a knock at his door, he raised an eyebrow. Had the time really gone by that fast. "Dinner is ready Jaune. Just come down when you're ready."

Dusting himself off he got off the floor. "I'll come down now then, it won't do to leave such a wonderful meal to go cold." Smiling at her while he passed her in the doorway he waited for a moment to let her guide him as he was still unfamiliar with the entire house's layout.

Leading him into the dining room, he was greeted by the pleasant sight of cushions on the floor surrounding a small squat square table which was nicely made with a light wood. Sitting in the seat furthest away from the door, he lounged on the cushions looking at the meal surrounding him.

Looking upwards at his host, he raised his eyebrow. "You made all of this for me?"

Kali raised her hand over her mouth giggling a bit. "Well I can't eat it all that's for sure. Besides, I was counting on having some leftovers anyways."

"Well thank you! It all looks wonderful Ms. Belladonna." Jaune said before she waved him off.

"Please, call me Kali! We're going to get to know each other while your staying here after all, and it just won't do if you call me Ms. Belladonna all the time." She said laughing a bit bashfully. "Besides, Ms. Belladonna makes me sound old."

Jaune was shocked to hear that. "Old? You still look rather youthful Kali! I can only hope to have skin as nice as yours!"

"You flatterer you. Anyways." Sitting down on her own cushion and taking the lid off of some rice. "Time to eat."

Grabbing some rice as well as some nice fish she'd cooked up he couldn't help but wonder what it was like being a Faunus… Were they constantly thinking about things their animal counterparts thought of? Fish for cats? Maybe each one had their own little habit or characteristic which wasn't only physical but mental as well from their animal counterpart? Like how the cat is quiet-

"Care for some sake?" Kali said breaking him out of his train of thoughts while sloshing around a bottle.

"Sure I'll take some… Thanks." He said taking a sip once it was poured into one of the small glasses on the table. Nearly coughing at the harsh liquid he shook his head for a second before manning up and downing the rest of it.

"Haha, slow down there Mr Arc, you don't want to have a hangover tomorrow." She said refilling his glass again while he frowned.

"Please call me Jaune! After all we're going to get to know each other while I'm staying here after all." Jaune said mimicking her earlier tone near perfectly while she blinked in surprise before chuckling.

"I suppose you're correct indeed… Jaune." She said rolling his name off her tongue while he raised an eyebrow out of habit. What's that about?

The rest of the dinner was fairly normal. Discussing whatever came to mind, they just talked about whatever really not bothering to take politics or religion or race into the conversation simply keeping it nice and light.

By the end of dinner both were a little drunk but his aura was actively working to clear the toxins from his body while Kali's speech was slurring slightly and her face was slightly red. Thanking her for dinner and asking for directions to the bath, he went back to his room grabbing his light pajamas before heading in the direction of the bath.

Stripping down, he put his clothes into the hamper before settling into the bath and soaking for a few minutes. Stepping out a few minutes later, Jaune was reaching for a towel when he heard the door open and the sound of bare feet come through.

"Ghira? Is that you?" Jaune said perplexed. He was supposed to be gone for the next week! "Your wife said that you'd be gone for the rest of the wee-"

"I indeed said that didn't I… Jaune." Kali said coming around the corner dressed in nothing but a towel.

Wrapped around her breasts, the towel barely came down to cover her ass as her lightly tanned cheeks slightly poked out, while her long legs rubbed together while she walked towards him.

"K-Kali!? What are you doing here?" He said covering himself quickly before she reached up and opened the towel showing off her sexy milf body in all its glory.

"This." Her skin pressed against his as she took another step forwards and reached her hands upwards to clutch at the back of his head while she pressed her lips against his.

Against his moral code completely he found himself reciprocating into the kiss hearing her moan slightly before his hand reached down and fondled her ass. Prodding his tongue against her teeth she moaned again before opening her mouth allowing for him to explore her oral cavern completely while one hand settled on the small of her back grinding her body against his sensually.

Grinding her tits against his bare chest he felt her hot smooth skin and could feel her nipples hardening before they separated for air panting slightly. "Y-you can't don't you have a husba-"

Pressing her finger against his lips she moved forwards wrapping one arm around his neck pulling herself up so her mouth was level with his ear.

"But he's not here right now is he?" She said blowing on his ear softly making her hot breath wash over his sensitive skin. Moving her face down to his neck while she lightly kissed on it and looked up at him. "Besides, he's always too busy to pay attention to my needs."

Kissing on his neck again but this time with more force he stopped himself from gasping. "But why me? I'm nothing all that special…" He said before Kali lightly bit down on his neck while he gave out a small pleasurable moan.

"Oh but you are… I always here about Arc's and how they're legendary in the sack…" She said before reaching down past the towel and wrapping one of her hands around his rapidly hardening member. "Now, tame this bad kitty."

Deciding that since indeed she was hot as fuck, and two that he couldn't go without fucking this cougar for another minute he put a hand on her chin before leaning down and capturing her lips with his probing his tongue forwards while they sloshed saliva back and forth between their mouths.

Wrapping his other hand around her waist and pulling her closer while one of her hands ran through his hair and another stroked his cock, he snaked one around before coming in from below and lightly brushing his fingers over her pussy lips. Moaning appreciatively he took this as a sign to go on and began slightly rubbing her clit with his thumb while dipping in a finger into her rapidly moistening folds.

Moaning into her mouth while her grip on his dick tightened and she began stroking up it faster, he felt her tongue slipping against his and could only imagine how it would feel around his dick. Dipping in another finger making her clench on his hand slightly more, he continued the pumping of his fingers while she moaned some more.

Breaking off for air he swooped down latching his mouth onto her neck without stopping his service and she moaned pulling his face closer resting it on her large cleavage. Increasing the speed at which he thumbed her clit he felt her clench around his hand before she gasped.

"G-god you're soooo good at this!" She said biting her lower lip while he continued sucking along her neck before moving up towards her chin and then her mouth again. "S-soo!- So much better than my husband."

He moved his head back at this and looked up into her eyes while one hand went down and groped her fleshy ass cheek. "Oh yeah? Does your husband make you feel this good?" He said before increasing his finger speed pumping into her now sopping wet pussy at a quick speed.

"N-no!" She said while he groped her ass again while latching onto one of her hardening brown nipples taking it into his mouth and moving his tongue in circles around it. "You're fucking me soo good!"

Jaune smiled around the tit in his mouth. "We haven't even gotten started yet." Reaching his other hand up from her ass he gropped her other boob flicking her nipple while sucking on the other one all while he finger fucked her sopping wet cunt.

"J-Jaune! I-I'm coming!" Coming around his hand and squirting her juiced onto it he smiled.

Moving back from her he reached down and took off his towel proudly displaying his huge erection in front of her eyes and Kali could feel herself drooling at the thought of something like that going inside her.

Getting onto her knees she wrapped one hand around it smiling up at him mischievously. "My my, you're so big! So much bigger than my husband!"

"That's right! Now work for your milk you cougar." He said while her hands pumped up and down his dick. Leaning forwards while looking up, she licked up and down the sides, her spongy tongue worshipping his cock while her hand stroked the rest of it.

Looking up at him again she took the tip in her mouth swirling her tongue around it like it was the tastiest lollipop in existence before she looked up at him with her sexy bedroom eyes. Moving his hand down he put it on the top of her head petting in between her ears while stroking one of them every once in awhile.

Pulling the hair away from her face before she bobbed her head up and down his dick he let out a moan. Her soft mouth sucked around his dick like a vacuum while she hummed making her mouth vibrate and feel even better around his member.

Feeling himself reaching his limits soon he insistently began pushing his hips forwards getting an noise from below while she deepthroated his dick. It felt like it was going into a glove much too tight.

Feeling her fleshy orifice totally entrapping his dick to it's hilt while she moaned he could feel his dick twitching. "Now drink your milk." Unloading rope after rope of semen down her throat, her eyes widened before she began gulping it down keeping his cock fully in her mouth the full time until he was done a minute later and she took her face off it with a wet pop.

Looking up at him he could see some was still pooled in her mouth before she swallowed in front of him licking her lips as though to get every last bit inside her. "Mmm, you taste sooo good…"

Picking her up in his strong arms he could already feel his aura working on making him hard again while her long legs wrapped around his waist and they kissed feeling out each other's mouths while Jaune walked over to a bench in the bathing area putting her down on her back while he hunched over her.

Grinding his once again hard dick against the opening of her pussy he went down sucking on one of her nipples before going down on the other one while fondling them with his hands. Pulling his face further onto her tits he could feel her moan before she looked up at him and pushed him away.

"Now stop teasing me and fuck me like the slut I am!" She said making his cock harden into what was basically a steel pole.

"Oh yeah slut? You want it? Beg, beg me for my dick." Jaune said grinding the bottom of it along her clit and folds feeling her sopping wet juices lubricate his cock.

"I'm a dirty dirty whore in need of your big fat cock in my tight little pussy!~" Please! Please fuck me master! Oh I beg yo-" She was cut off unleashing a scream of ecstasy when he rammed his member into her twitching pussy embedding it to the hilt and going to the very back completely filling her up.

"OH FUCK!" She screamed again while he began slowly and teasingly pumping his hips in a piston motion, taking his dick out until it was just barely left and slamming back in again. "FUCK ME HARDER YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!"

Shoving his dick in all the way again and feeling her wet cunt clench onto his dick like a vice he moaned before pumping into her over, and over again all the way stirring up her insides and making her moan and gasp in pleasure repeatedly while her eyes rolled to the back of her head.

Leaning down and sucking on one of her bouncing tits he moved her legs up until they were on his shoulders and he was totally fucking her raw. "Oh please! Master fuck me until I can't walk straight! I need your cock in my d-dirty cunt!"

Slamming his hips against her pelvis he felt her pussy clench around his dick even harder if that was possible while she came around his still hard dick. Quivering on the bench he turned her on her side putting only one leg on his shoulder before reaching up and grabbing her tit before continuing slamming into her pussy like a jackhammer.

Hearing her moan over and over in ecstasy again and again he continued ramming his hips in until the very end until he let out a grunt and emptied his balls into her tight pussy. Dripping out of her freshly fucked lower regions their combined juices leaked onto the bench flowing out like he filled her over capacity while she collapsed onto the bench a drooling mess making up her face.

"Care to finish this in the room?"

Getting some sort of grunt of 'yes' or 'fuck me harder' or something he picked her up thrusting into her vagina again filling her up letting her grind onto him harder while they walked back to his room and her legs wrapped around his waist.

Throwing onto the bed he pounced on her cleaning out her pussy with his tongue while she pressed him further in. Reaching his spongy tongue into her pussy he sucked on it before pushing it in and sloshing it around tasting her completely while one hand went up rubbing her clit.

"F-FUCK!" Screaming she came on his face her juices being greedily lapped up by Jaune before she tugged him onto the bed pushing him onto his back and aligning her pussy with his cock again.

Slumping down on his dick she rode him while her hands were on her chest and he drilled into her repeatedly driving her to whole new levels of pleasure. Feeling her clench around him while she worked her hips and slammed her ass down onto his pelvis over and over again, he grabbed onto her waist helping her ride him before he began thrusting upwards meeting her up in the middle.

"Y-yes! Stir me up inside! Fuck me until I remember the shape of your cock! MAKE ME YOURS!" Screaming as she came again, all over his cock she set him off too as he gave her a second helping of the Arc family seed directly into her fertile plains before she collapsed onto his chest drooling while his dick was still pumping into her pussy.

Relaxing back into the bed while she curled up on his chest he took some minutes to fondle and play with her tits before pulling her further on top of him and falling to sleep with her tits in his face and a satisfied smile on his face.


Upon waking up, Jaune looked around for the sexy woman he'd spent last night with. Noticing that he was still nude and that there was no one in bed beside him, he sighed before pulling on some pants and heading to the kitchen slightly downtrodden.

'What was I thinking? That was a one night thing, it had to be! She was drunk, I was drunk, she was likely feeling alone and abandoned after remembering her daughter… It's just a one night thi-'

"Sleep well?" Jaune's jaw dropped in shock at the sight in front of him. Looking over her left shoulder, Kali stood there at the kitchen counter wearing nothing but an apron letting him see… Well, everything on her back and that shapely ass to boot!

"Kali? Why are you dressed like that?" He said ignoring her question.

She looked at him puzzled. "Because I thought it would be a nice treat for you to see me this way this morning?"

"B-but why? Wasn't last nig-" Jaune sputtered out before he was silenced as Kali turned around and held up a finger.

"A one night thing? Nuh uh. Not after that pleasure from last night." She said sashaying towards him an obvious swing in her hips while she moved a hand over his chest. "Now, you are mine. Whenever Ghira isn't here, we'll be doing what we were doing last night."

Leaning forwards and whispering into his ear, he repressed a shudder. "No exceptions."

Wrapping his arms around the shorter womans waist he moved her chin up with his hand before moving down and kissing her, tenderly this time and filled with emotion. "But if I'm yours then you're mine Kali Belladonna."

"I wouldn't have it any other way… Jaune."

This week was… Loud to say the least. The neighbors weren't quite sure what they were hearing, but several of the housewives were blushing furiously every time the noise reached it's crescendo again, and again, and again.

They knew about the problems Kali was having with her husband, and they knew for a fact that the one making her scream like that sure as hell wasn't him.


~o0o~


Note: Here we go! I'm done! Leave a review saying… Just things I guess. Well, this was hopefully within the guidelines for the Fanfiction website, and if not I'll take this down and move it to my Archive Of Our Own account. For your information, its name is the same as my name here, so just look up 'DragonManMax' AO3 and you should find it no problem.

Not much else to say, I'll probably do a continuation later on with Blake involved… So yeah, leave a review, have a wonderful night and remember…

When Life Gives You Lemons…

-DragonManMax