What the Other Doesn't Know

Kim totally has a crush on a certain green skinned villainess, and Shego definitely has a crush on a particular red haired hero. But neither are aware of their crushes, which leads to some awkward moments. Will these two clueless gals ever figure it out? Drabbles and fluff ahead.

Just Another Case of Trading Insults

The sound of plasma blasts colliding with metal could be heard behind the steel closed doors as two girls fought once more-one to save the world, and the other to...well, Shego didn't really care much for world domination. That was Drakken's thing more like it. So she guessed she was fighting just for the sake of fighting with Kim Possible once more. While Drakken was off trying to fend his newest invention away from the buffoon, Kim's sidekick, Kim had decided to come stop Shego as she did every time team Possible crossed paths with the villainous duo.

"Ooo, come to stop me Pumpkin? Good luck with that," Shego jeered, side swiping at Kim who back flipped over the extended plasma lit hand to avoid the blast sent at her.

"I don't need luck to beat you. You'd just lose either way," was Kim's confident reply.

"Oh, really?" Shego jerked up her chin to avoid a kick sent at her way as Kim lowered her body to the floor to launch the attack. It missed by two centimeters and Shego blasted the floor where Kim had once been, the girl rolling on her side and getting up to her feet.

"Yea. I bet I could fight you with one hand tied behind my back. Or even two hands." Kim waved her hands in exclamation of this. "In fact, I could fight you in your sleep. While weighed down by-"

Shego was kind of getting pissed off by this. She wasn't that bad of a fighter! She knew that! It was just Drakken's plans always didn't work out so they always had to leave before Shego could beat Kim past the usual standstill or the even more common defeat that happened at the red head's hands. "You know what Kimmie-! I could totally beat you if I really tried. And if the lab wasn't always exploding around us, cutting us off from actually finishing the fight." As if to prove her point, at her words, the place they were in started to shake, red lights flashing warning. "So fuck you for saying that! Fuck you!"

Kim was a bit thrown off by the vulgar language, but she wasn't going to let Shego best her, even in a verbal face off. She'd already been teased countless times by the woman during their battles. "No, eff you Shego! Just cause I'm a kid doesn't mean I can't eff you up!"

"Fuck me up?" Shego scoffed, correcting Kim's words. The both of them had momentarily paused from physical fighting to have this debate. "Really Kimmie? You say you're not a child but you can't even curse right! The word is fuck! Fuck!" Shego threw her hands over her head at this.

"I'm not lowering myself to your standards. Only villains curse!" Kim held by her resolution.

"I bet you don't even know what the word means!" At Shego's accusation Kim colored. "Yes I do!" She stubbornly insisted.

"Huh? Really Princess? Because there's a ton of ways to use fuck. Like fuck this, or I'll fuck you up, or that's fucked up, or what the fuck, or I will fuck you."

"I know what they mean!" Kim protested, not liking the sound of all these f-bombs dropping. But she didn't want to lose this banter, so she picked one of the phrases that sounded the most right to her. "So you better watch out, cause I can and will eff you hard. Like super hard!"

Shego's face flushed at this, as surely Kim didn't know the meaning of that sordid phrase. Kim took Shego's facial expression as a sign of having successfully flustered the woman. She wondered how bad the phrase she had used was, that it was making a villain blush. "Uhhhh...I don't think you're using it right," Shego stammered out, wondering why those words from Kim's mouth affected her so deeply. Surely it wasn't the most vulgar thing she had ever heard.

At this there was a loud explosion. Too close to them.

"Shego!" There was Drakken's voice. No doubt it was time for her escape.

"Sorry that we have to cut the vulgar language lesson short, but I gotta go. Got other things to do. Ta-ta!" Shego waved as she threw several plasma blasts at Kim, who had to dodge them all, barely allowing herself to touch the ground as she flipped from one place to the other to avoid them. When she finished she found herself on the other side of the room, Shego at the other end of the doorway.

"Come back here Shego, so I can eff you!"

"Please, stop saying that Princess. It's embarrassing," Shego blushed and then she was gone.

Was there something wrong with the cursing-not-cursing Kim was doing? Just how bad was the phrase? She rubbed her chin in wonder. She'd go home and find out what she was doing wrong.

Omake: Just Another Case of Trading Insults, but Those Insults are now Defined

It was their second battle of that week.

"So, what the fuck is up today, Kimmie?" Shego asked casually.

"Already with the f-bomb today, Shego?" Kim retorted ducking a plasma blast that Shego fired across the room.

"What? Not gonna tell me you're gonna fuck me hard, like you did last time?" She wasn't gonna let the others words catch her off guard like they had last time. Shego's sly look only deepened when she saw the flush over taking Kim's face.

Kim had looked up what the phrase she had been saying over and over meant...and she had said it to the green skinned villain...and now she couldn't get certain images out of her head, but she had no clue why they were there.

Seemed like today Kim was flushed. Shego only thought it was fair, for making her blush so hard yesterday. "O-ho! Someone looked up the meaning, didn't she?"

"I didn't mean it that way, okay!" Kim protested but Shego was laughing too hard at the distressed look on her adversaries face to listen.

A/N: So this will be a series of funny little snippets with romance surrounding KiGo. I already have a couple of ideas, but prompts or ideas are welcome. You guys can leave them in the reviews or PM me.