Wednesday, 25 December 2019

8:30 PM AEST – Australian Eastern Standard Time GMT+10

A Naruto and Game of Thrones Crossover

Disclaimer: "Naruto" is a property of Masashi Kishimoto, Shueisha, and Studio Pierrot; and "Game of Thrones" TV Series is a property of HBO and "A Song of Ice and Fire" book series is a property of George R.R. Martin who should finish The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, historical events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Reader discretion is advised.

A/N: So, Game of Thrones has ended, but what a cluster of a mess those last few episodes was, starting from S8E3 up to the Finale S8E6. But if we're honest, Game of Thrones has been down in the drain for a long time, that and all the pornographic scenes in it didn't help.

CHAPTER STARTS WITH A FLASHBACK. SOME VERY OUT OF CHARACTER SCENES.

Genres: Action, Adventure, Romance, Fantasy

Warnings: Violence, Very Strong Language, Implied Sexual Content

Universe: Animeverse/TV Series/Bookverse

Series: The Chronicles of the Maelstrom

"Jutsus/Time change/ Place change"

"Otherworldly Beings Talking"

"Otherworldly Beings Speaking"

'Flashback'

"Normal Speaking"

"Normal Thinking/Telepathy speaking"

"War is coming, I can feel it."

- Naruto Uzumaki

Act 1 - Winter is Coming

Chapter 3: Clouds Gather

Story Start.

Battles are won by steel, but wars are won with gold; such is the nature of this world's state of affairs, and such is the truth everywhere, thus said the Golden Company's motto: Beneath the gold, the bitter steel. Weapons will only get you so far, so let the high lords play their game, while the smallfolk live their lives every day in this beautiful, yet a cruel world, and thus, I shall watch over them, and help them rise to be better than they are now. That's not to say that I've done nothing in the thousands of years that I have been here, it's just I believe this is the right time to finally utilize my full capabilities, and let the whole world know both love and pain.

-End of Entry, The Dragonpit, 298 AC

-A year after the Conquest: 2 AC-

Things have never been truly set in stone in this past couple of years, hence Naruto would always watch vigilantly from all sides, from one house to another, nothing was beyond his sight, not even the three dragons in front of him, that and their riders.

He watched them silently as they prepared to make their moves, yet he had already anticipated what they wanted, for it was not the first he faced Targaryen dragons and their dragonriders.

Nor will it ever be the last.

Then one dragon, the one with a man above it, and the largest of one of the three, lunged towards him, yet he nimbly sidestepped and avoided the black dragon, then another dragon followed the suit, this one, it was the one with a woman of regal bearing, and a warrior from what she felt like.

But it was for naught, as the golden-haired man jumped to the air and he seemed to have flown away from the second dragon, then fire engulfed him, from the third dragon, and victory for the three was at hand, or so they thought as their thought of victory was short-lived as the flames vanished and Naruto was unscathed.

When the last flick of flame vanished, it was Naruto's time and with eyes ringed and purple, he took the momentum and breathed. Hard.

"Katon: Gōka Mekkyaku!"

A vast wall of flames came down upon the three dragons and their riders, and it was a different kind of fire.

It was an inferno, and the Targaryens were harmed, and if not for their inherent resistance of fire, they'd be burned to crisp.

The three Targaryens fell from their dragons, and good for them that their dragons were also on the ground so that they were not harmed more than what they received from Naruto.

"Oh, poor children…" he muttered as he watched them recover slowly from his one attack.

"You said you want to conquer all of the Seven Kingdoms?" He asked as he walked towards them, unarmed.

The sole man on the group groaned as he forced himself to stand while his dragon moved away from Naruto, afraid, just like the other two dragons who were much smaller than the black dragon.

"… ugh, damn you, Lord Guardian," the man said as he stabbed his sword to the ground to help himself, meanwhile, the two women with him did the same.

"Oh, look at poor Aegon, groaning in pain after a single attack from me," joked Naruto as the man, named Aegon, shook his head while the women hid their respective smirks.

"Don't call yourself 'the Conqueror' in front of me again, young Aegon, I'll kick your ass to Old Valyria and back here in Westeros, if you do." With that final sentence, he walked away from the three, back to a town of wooden houses, of a fort upon a high hill, around it, wooden palisades.

Aegonfort, it was called.

But for Naruto, a foundation of a great city, with all the connotations included.

He walked and walked away, and with a discreet glance behind him, he saw one of the women with her eyes stuck to his form.

He just shook his head with a small smile.

They have a long and storied history together, long before Aegon did his conquest, and long before he even married his elder and younger sisters in their younger days.

She has been always the most temperamental of the three siblings and a true diplomat, but most of all, a better ruler than the King.

Yet she never excelled at the matters of heart, that has always been Rhaenys' domain, hence everything she did was measured, all for the greater good. But she did love her family, she did marry his younger brother and shared him with her younger sister.

However...

-At night-

A bed creaked loudly and the sounds of flesh together in one rhythm echoed through the room, mixed with loud noises of pleasure from a woman.

Her moans grew ever louder as she matched the man's rhythm; their dance was beautiful and the room was barely lit with candles, and the moon's light illumined their joined bodies.

The woman's silver-gold hair was a complete mess, her braids undone forcefully. Her purples eyes were heavy-lidded from pleasure.

Her voluptuous body joined with his larger figure as they danced through the night, then her voice was muffled when they kissed unchastely.

Then he moved down her neck, then to her chest.

"Oh! Naruto – oh yes..."

She writhed beneath him as she moaned her lover's name. She had lost count of how many times Naruto brought her to the edge in delirium, and she could do nothing but moan and spasm from his touch.

Visenya Targaryen, a proud and powerful woman, was nothing to his touch as she was continuously penetrated by the Guardian.

In the court, no one questioned Visenya's fidelity to her husband and brother, because for one, she was never seen alone with the Guardian, nor she was ever seen interacted with him besides a few curt greetings, and during sparring. In fact, it was with the other Queen, Rhaenys, that rumours of nocturnal copulation with the Guardian persisted.

Perhaps it was because of his powers hid everything.

But none of that mattered to her as she reached her edge and her calm disposition completely over the window.

Their intimate dance continued again and again; her emotions were out in the open as Naruto reciprocated her feelings for him.

She was very passionate, stern but very sensual. With her brother she was the seductress, while Rhaenys was the flirt, they competed for Aegon all while they shared him, but for Visenya the real competition was for Naruto, which she knew she already won, yet she knew Rhaenys had already slept with Naruto many times before, dominated by him as she heard when Aegon was away.

However, Visenya felt joy as she knew Naruto slept with her ten times out of one with Rhaenys.

"Visenya…" he whispered to her right ear as she whimpered when he removed himself from her.

Then, he pulled her to him and sat her upon his lap and then, they continued their dance, all while they kissed one another, not with wanton lust or anything carnal, but with love.

It was clear that this was not the first time that Visenya had done the act with Naruto, and as was mentioned, they had a long and storied history.

The Guardian of the Seven Kingdoms came inside the Warrior Queen, and she too released her own again, but the two were not finished and continued until the break of dawn, and not even once the King nor his other sister-wife looked for her.

The King never knew the business of his elder sister-wife unless he was with her, nor will he ever, but Rhaenys did, after all, she still have fond memories of the night Naruto took both Visenya and her at the same time, in the same bed.

She never knew her elder sister could moan louder than her until that night.

There is one thing for certain though: Visenya loved the Guardian above anything else.

Blue eyes opened as the sun penetrated the curtains that covered the room, a blanket of fur covered his body, the events of the other day were still whispered below in the streets of King's Landing.

"Dreaming about Visenya huh?" said his oldest companion and Naruto just nodded as he removed himself from the bed.

"Something tells me, that I should not ignore that. Dreams of the past with such intensity is something I never ignore," he replied and headed straight for his bath, hidden in another place, connected on his room.

"That only means you need to get a woman, or two, or more, but seriously, Visenya fits the bill of the right woman for you," replied Kurama but Naruto ignored him as he took a bath.

Later, after his bath, Naruto was called to the roof of the highest tower in the Red Keep, and there a man waited for him, but this one was not the same man that he met some time ago.

"I can see why the Ruby Emperor said that you have become incompetent," said the man as Naruto approached him, and he continued. "From their perspective at least."

"They are all in agreement that you are currently incompetent, yet they all agree as well that no one in this world is competent enough to even do one of your duties," the man finished. He wore white robes lined with gold, he had a youthful face, yet the aura he exuded was that of a wise and loving grandfather, there was a scar down his left eye, and his eyes glowed gold; there was also a white and short full beard that matched his hair that adorned his face.

"… that was a brutal greeting coming from you, Holy Father," said Naruto as he stood beside the man and they both watched the bustling city below them.

"Those were the words of my Lord Father, not mine. All I can say is that you need to get going, for example, I don't want to see young women in this world selling their bodies just to go through the night without being hungry," the man said and Naruto nodded, but the man continued.

"Hence I conclude that you have been very lax in the past centuries as Guardian of the Seven Kingdoms, and you need to step up, show this world your true power and let them know that you are with the poor, the needy, and all those below the margin."

Naruto stood in silence as the man in white continued to explain what he should have done, and what he should do. It was true though, he knew he had gotten lax, even Kurama agreed with the man, lax to the point that he allowed events such as the Dance of the Dragons happen.

And the Sack of King's Landing.

Ah, that one, he never forgot what could have happened with Elia Martell's family.

But that's a story for another time and the reason why he was very brutal with Gregor Clegane.

"Lord Guardian," called the man and Naruto looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Before I leave, the Ruby Emperor said that your wife will be here soon."

-Tower of the Hand-

"If the wrong ear heard what I'm about to tell you, off comes my head. And who would mourn poor Varys then? North or South, they sing no songs for spiders," lamented Varys as he sat in front of Ned's desk.

"But there are things you must know," he continued, and his tone became serious.

"You are the King's Hand and the King is a fool. Your friend I know, but a fool. And doomed unless you save him, you and the Lord Guardian," finished Varys while Eddard looked surprised.

"I've been in the Capital for a month," said Ned while Varys closed his eyes. "Why have you waited so long to tell me this?"

"I didn't trust you," replied Varys in a simple tone.

"But Naruto did," reasoned Ned and the Spider nodded in agreement.

"He did, and I never once doubted his judgment that has kept Westeros running for centuries even before the Targaryen Conqueror came," said Varys, but he continued. "Yet, I also have to keep some reservations for myself, the Lord Guardian encouraged it."

"Why do you trust me now?" asked the Hand.

"I have trusted you already, it is just I have to be careful," replied Varys while Ned raised an eyebrow.

"The Queen isn't the only one who has been watching you closely." Eddard thought as much, his conversation with Lord Baelish implied it implicitly, then Varys continued.

"There are few men of honour in the Capital. You are one of them, and the Lord Guardian is at the pinnacle, and I would like to consider myself one of you, strange as it may seem."

Eddard just nodded as he looked down to his desk, toward the letter that Naruto gave to him before the Joust.

"What sort of doom does the King face?" he asked.

"The same sort as Jon Arryn: The Tears of Lys they call it. A rare and costly thing. It's clear and tasteless as water, it leaves no trace," explained Varys while Eddard went into deep thought as he corroborated what Naruto told him beforehand. "I've also seen the Lord Guardian drink a full vial of it, and nothing happened."

"Who gave it to him?" The Hand asked who shrugged.

"Some dear friend, no doubt, but which one? There were many, and Lord Arryn was a very kind and trusting man," explained Varys but his tone changed to intrigued as he continued.

"There was one boy, all he owed to Jon Arryn."

"Ser Hugh, the squire." Varys nodded but was surprised when Eddard continued.

"No, it can't be him, Naruto told me it wasn't Ser Hugh, he said a clone of his has witnessed firsthand Jon Arryn's last hours."

Varys did not know how to react to that statement.

"He knows what precisely happened to Jon Arryn, but he's not telling anyone of the full story yet, but here, read this letter here and now, then think about it, Lord Varys."

Thus Varys read the letter handed to him by Ned, and the Master of Whisperers immediately recognized the handwriting, and his eyebrows furrowed further and further as he neared the end of the letter until he folded it back and returned it to Ned.

The two stared at each other for a moment before they sighed.

"Well, that was very damning," muttered Varys and Ned just nodded.

-Beneath the Red Keep-

Arya Stark, as part of her training, chased the feline Ser Pounce throughout the Keep, and with that, it led her down the forgotten dungeons of the Red Keep, where the skulls of the Targaryen Dragons were thrown after Robert's Rebellion. She looked at the various sizes of the Dragon skulls, then approached one.

Naruto appeared behind her covered her mouth before she could have screamed, then he made her face him, and when she saw who it was, she considerably calmed down.

"Arya, you shouldn't be down here," he whispered, then he removed his hands from her mouth. "Go back up, I promise I'll train you today."

The young girl gained a huge smile then Naruto kissed her forehead and led her out of the Dungeon, or so it seemed as it was a clone, and the real Naruto was on the shadows.

"The Lord Guardian knows everything, and the Hand knows the truth. He's found one bastard already; he has the book and that damning letter from Jon Arryn's hands. The rest will unfold themselves." Naruto heard Varys said to someone as they walked in secret down the dungeons.

"And what then? What did the Hand decide to do?" Varys' companion asked as they continued their walk.

"The gods know, and the Lord Guardian probably, nothing gets out of his notice. The fools tried to kill his son, and what's worse: they botched it. The wolf and the lion will not be the only ones at each other's throats if that letter gets out to the public," explained Varys while Naruto listened attentively, and he agreed at what he said.

"We will be at war soon, my friend, and the fox ever watches from the shadows," finished Varys while his friend sighed.

"What good is war now? We're not ready. If one Hand can die, why not a second?"

Varys looked to his friend before he shook his head. "This Hand is not the other, and the Lord Guardian protects him unless you want the Lord Guardian after your head, I believe it is for the best to keep this Hand safe."

"We need time. Khal Drogo will not make his move until his son is born. You know what these savages are," said his friend.

"Delay these savages, this is no longer a game, and if the Lord Guardian has concerned himself with Daenerys, then he will know best how to handle her situation, he, after all, was the one that sent her and Viserys to Essos for safety," said Varys while the other man nodded, then Naruto left, having heard enough, and proceeded to follow Arya where his clone brought him.

-Small Council Chambers: A day later-

"The whore is pregnant!" The Small Council gathered around Robert as he told them that, Ned understood what Robert implicated when the King's fist slammed down on the council table loud as a thunderclap.

"You're speaking of murdering a child," the Hand reasoned, but Robert wouldn't have any of it.

"I warned you this would happen, back in the North," the King angrily said while Eddard sighed. "I warned you, but you didn't care to hear, well hear it now!"

"I wanted them dead, mother and child both! And that fool Viserys as well, is that plain enough for you. I want them dead," demanded Robert as Ned frowned at his friend.

The other councillors did their best to pretend that they were somewhere else other than that room, as there was no doubt that they were wiser than Robert, Naruto on the other hand, just watched the King's face get redder by the moment.

"You'll dishonour yourself forever if you do this."

"Honour!?" Robert exploded; his famous temper resurfaced. "I've got 7 kingdoms to rule! One king, 7 kingdoms. Do you think honour keeps them in line? Do you think it is honour keeping the peace? No, it's fear. Fear and blood."

"Then we're no better than the Mad King!" Eddard countered and Robert was outraged but reined it in.

"Careful, Ned, Careful now!"

"You want to assassinate a little girl because the Spider heard a rumour."

Varys interjected now and said, "No rumour, my lord. The princess is with a child."

"Based on whose information?" Ned turned to the Spider and asked.

"Ser Jorah Mormont," the Eunuch replied.

"And me." All heads turned to Naruto while Eddard had a look of disbelief towards his friend. "I've got a clone trailing her."

"And Robert, we're not killing innocent people, mother and child both."

"Innocent!? Naruto, I'll have you know that-"

"Enough!" Naruto's voice darkened and he slammed a fist on the desk, and luckily, it just cracked, because the blond held himself back, but his aura nearly suffocated them all.

"I saved Daenerys Targaryen when she was but a babe from Stannis that night in Dragonstone, do you think I don't have anything planned for her? Viserys will die soon, but Daenerys is far more important than you will ever realize, but I don't think she should even be your focus right now."

All the men inside the chambers regained their breaths and looked at Naruto who stared down the King, and Robert knew that look from Naruto, and King he may, but if the Guardian gave you that look, it was for the best to calm down lest he turns you into ash.

"What are you talking about?"

"The Wolf and the Lion will be at each other's throat; the Stag will be divided at the heart of it all; then the Rose will have its thorns piercing all sides as the Kraken lurks treacherously while the Falcon falls, all while the Pieced Sun watches in silence, and the Fox prowling about while watching the Dragon burns the Stallion."

Silence. That's what happened to everyone; rendered silent.

"…"

"What did you mean by that, Lord Guardian?" inquired Varys.

"War, it's coming fast, all while behind the scenes, people conspire against one another. And it is certain to start if you die Robert."

The King's face hardened while the members of the Small Council glanced at one another, but Naruto didn't care, he just stared at Robert's eyes and continued.

"I don't want you dead, Robert, don't pursue this course of action."

-The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn-

Naruto's clone watched in silence behind a column as Catelyn brought Tyrion to the Eyrie, to the Throne Room of the Arryn were in the place of the deceased Jon Arryn, sat Lysa, his widow, and upon her lap, their son of at least as old as Bran.

The Guardian shook his head as felt the mental state of the woman, and it was very unstable, yet held back by some things, like love for her son, but he didn't care about that, all he needs to do now is regain his standing among the other beings that wore the same face as he did.

The man in white left words to his original that required him to truly be the Guardian he was meant to be, yet he knew also that the Falcon will fall if not treated carefully. He should have probably not agreed with Catelyn to take Tyrion to the Eyrie.

But his train of thought ended abruptly with the voice of Lysa Arryn entered his hearing.

"How dare you bring him here, without permission," demanded the Lady of the Eyrie as she turned to Catelyn. "You pollute my home with his presence."

Then she doted to her son, who should have stopped with breastmilk years ago, yet for some reason, he still drank breastmilk. "Your aunt has done a bad thing, Sweetrobin, a very bad thing. You remember her, don't you?"

She then turned back to her sister and said. "Isn't he beautiful, and strong too. Jon knew it. His last words were the 'seed is strong'. He wanted everyone to know what a good, strong boy his son would grow up to be."

And at last, she turned to everyone in the room, all while she breastfed her young adolescent son. "Look at him, Lord of the Vale."

"Lysa," called out Catelyn, and the woman turned to her sister. "You sent me a letter warning me about-

"The Lannisters, yet you brought one here," she said while Tyrion looked very confused since no one still explained to him what the hell was going on, he probably should ask the Guardian later.

Naruto saw fit to gain everyone's attention and spoke loudly. "Disregarding what you just said, I'm very certain that the late Hand of the King was NOT talking about his son with those last words, especially with my recent discoveries, which I'm not telling anyone yet, except Eddard."

He saw Lysa was about to speak again, but he raised a hand and continued. "Your son might grow up to be a strong man if you stop pampering him like a little child, which he isn't."

Some of the people that gathered hid their amusement from what the Lord Guardian of the Seven Kingdoms insinuated, even Catelyn looked down to her feet, meanwhile, Tyrion did not hide his amusement, nor Bronn, the sellsword that stuck with Tyrion since what happened at the Inn.

Lysa looked scandalized, but Naruto continued. "But I digress, as we are merely here to clear some things about the accusations you brought against Lord Tyrion Lannister, though… we'd rather talk when you are decent, which you are not at the moment."

Tyrion who still haven't recovered from Naruto's subtle mockery of the situation laughed hard at what Naruto added at end of his last sentence, and thus he gained the attention of the child.

"Mummy, is that a bad man?" the child, Robin, asked.

"It is," replied the Lady Arryn.

"He's little," said Robin while Tyrion returned to being confused at the situation.

"He's Tyrion, the Imp of House Lannister. He killed your father, he murdered the Hand of the King," she said to her son while Naruto sighed long and hard, Tyrion used that as a cue to speak, but in a jest.

"Oh, have I killed him too? I've been a very bad man."

"You will watch your tongue! These men are Knights of the Vale. They all loved Jon Arryn and they would die for me."

Tyrion continued and goaded her. "But if they touch me, my brother Jamie will see that they do."

Then Robin threw a fit, much to the Lannister's amusement. "You can't hurt! No one can hurt us! Tell him, mummy, tell him!"

"Oh, Tyrion," muttered Naruto. "You're not helping."

"They don't seem to be listening." Tyrion looked at Naruto who rolled his eyes.

"Ser Vardis. My sister's guest is weary, take him below so he can rest. Introduce him to Mord," ordered Lysa as a knight came up to Tyrion, but Naruto placed a hand upon the knight's armoured shoulder and gave him a small smile.

"I'm quite pissed right now, touch him and I'll send you flying through the Moon Door."

Catelyn watched in silent trepidation as the soldiers had their hands near their swords, and the highborns present watched with bated breath because they all knew no sane man or woman would like to have the Lord Guardian against them, it was plain suicide.

But it seemed Lady Lysa did not get the memorandum, or probably forgot about it.

"Let go of him you brute-ack!" What she wanted to say was interrupted when Naruto raised his other hand as if he choked the air, but it was not the case.

"You're too loud lady, calm your tits alright?"

Catelyn shook her head at Naruto's blatant disrespect, but she has gotten used it by now, yet it still unnerved her how Naruto dealt with the Lords and Ladies of Westeros.

Tyrion and Bronn could only laugh.

-King's Landing-

Petyr Baelish led Eddard, followed by Stark soldiers and shadowed by Naruto to one of Baelish's brothels, where one of Robert's youngest bastards were, and they found that it was a daughter.

The only reason why Eddard continued to track down Robert's bastards was to gather more incriminating evidence against the children of Cersei, not that he had not enough, but having more proof that Robert's traits are stronger than the Lannisters is a productive endeavour.

The girl appeared so young Eddard dared not to ask her age, and there was no doubt she had been a virgin; the better brothels could always find a virgin, provided they have the coin. As the sun illuminated the room, Ned saw the girl's light red hair and freckles that powdered her face.

"I named her Barra," she said as the child nursed from her bosom that Ned noticed to be freckled as well.

"She looks like him, doesn't she, my lord? She has his nose, his black hair," the prostitute said to Eddard, without any knowledge of Naruto in the shadows who watched in deep thought.

Robert had many bastards, and no doubt for him, Cersei would have them dead should they be considered a threat to the succession, yet there was one, a recognised bastard of the King since there was no doubt he was Robert's son for his mother was a highborn lady. He grew up in Storm's End, under Renly's custody, Edric Storm, that was his name and Naruto knew the boy idolised him.

"Aye," Ned agreed as he observed the child on her mother's bosom.

"Tell him when you see him, my lord. If it pleases you, tell him how beautiful she is," she requested and the Hand nodded.

"I will."

"And tell him, I've been with no one else. I swear it, my lord, by the Old Gods and New. I don't want no jewels or nothing, just him. The King was always good to me," the young mother said.

"Good to you," Ned thought hollowly. "I will tell him, child, and I promise that Barra shall not go wanting."

Then Ned went to the point he wanted to make.

"When Jon Arryn came to visit you, what did he want?"

"He wasn't that sort of man, my lord," she said, while Ned nodded in agreement as she continued. "He just wanted to know if the child was happy, healthy."

"Looks healthy enough to me, the Lord Guardian would agree too, if he were here. A girl should want for nothing," said Ned before he left her presence, and Naruto continued his trail within the shadows, and he watched as Ned came by Baelish, with two whores with him.

"Brothels make a better investment than ships, I found. Whores rarely sink," said the Master of Coin as he approached Eddard.

"What do you know of King Robert's bastards?"

"Well, he has more than you, for a start," joked Petyr, but Ned wasn't in the mood.

"How many?"

"Does it matter? If you bed enough women, some of them will give you presents, and His Grace has never shy on that count," Petyr answered as he glanced towards Ned.

"And Jon Arryn tracked them all down, why?" Eddard asked as he feigned ignorance since he knew the reason.

"He was the King's Hand," said Petyr as he thought for a moment. "Perhaps King Robert wanted them looked after?"

"Perhaps he was overcome with fatherly love?"

Eddard shrugged and left him, but noticed Jory was entranced by a whore with large breasts.

"Jory!" He called sternly and Jory returned to reality.

"My lord."

Then they walked out of the brothel, Naruto, still hidden in plain sight followed them, and what welcomed them was a group of Lannister soldiers, with Ser Jaime, without his armour, atop his horse.

"Such a small pack of wolves," the Kingslayer mocked, and Ned's thoughts went to what Naruto said.

The Wolf and the Lion will be at each other's throats…

"What's the meaning of this, Lannister?" demanded Baelish as he got out of his brothel and saw the armed guards.

"Get back inside, where it's safe," the knight said to Petyr before he turned back to Ned. "I'm looking for my brother, you remember my brother don't you, Lord Stark?"

"Blond hair, sharp tongue, short man."

"I remember him well," replied Ned, eyes narrowed.

"Seems he had some trouble on the road. You wouldn't know what happened to him, would you?"

"My Lords!" exclaimed Baelish but Ned motioned him to go. "I'll bring the City Watch."

"Come on," taunted Jaime. "I'd rather you die with a sword in hand."

"If you threaten my lord again…" warned Jory.

"Threaten? As in I'm going to open your lord from balls to the brain and see what Starks are made of?"

Eddard counted on Naruto at that moment, but he went on and warned Jaime. "You kill me, and your brother is a dead man."

Jaime stopped for a moment and thought to himself.

"You're right. Take him alive, kill his men."

Yet as two spears flew from two Lannister men, it was as if time slowed and Naruto appeared before them as he adjusted the trajectory of the two spears before he took small knives from his pockets and threw them at the rest of the Lannister guards, except for Jaime.

The men blinked once, and all the Lannister guards fell. Jaime took a step back when he saw Naruto in front of Eddard, then he realised he was alone now.

"Oh, Ser Jaime… how disappointing, your brother is fine, in fact, he couldn't be anymore better right now. You know what? There are times where you need better spies, they'd probably clear out any discrepancies, and you wouldn't be here, with dead Lannister soldiers," said Naruto with some slight boredom at his tone, while Jaime stood guard against Naruto.

"I'm probably the only person in the Seven Kingdoms who respect you the most, Ser Lannister, after what you did to Aerys, I would have done it myself if not for you, unfortunately, I was late by a few minutes," he continued as he drew his Valyrian steel sword.

"But you weren't the first Kingslayer," he said to his fellow blond who stood his ground as Naruto's eyes turned to him.

"That was me, when I killed King Maegor of the House Targaryen, it was this blade," said Naruto as he pointed Lightbringer to Jaime. "That pierced the back of the Iron Throne, then through the throat of the king."

"That's not in the books, I removed it, now then, Ser Jaime, do you wish to test yourself against me?" Jaime knew he couldn't make a sarcastic quip at this person in front of him, not now, not ever, he cannot risk his head now.

Then Naruto pulled another sword of similar size with his Lightbringer, but it was black, then brandished it with his left hand. "Or to someone of Ser Arthur Dayne's skill?"

Eddard got a short flashback of years past as he watched Naruto brandished both swords while Jaime gulped audibly as he and Naruto measured each other. Lord Stark then ordered his men to move back and that they did.

Jaime remained silent, but he was slightly unnerved by the bored eyes of Naruto, he felt small, him, the proud lion of the House Lannister; then Naruto used his second sword and swung down faster than many could ever see, and only Jaime's experience allowed him to block Naruto's first strike, and Kingsguard staggered at the force behind that attack.

"P-powerful, and precise, my arm would be gone if I didn't block it."

Then Naruto used Lightbringer and struck Jaime on his side, but the man rolled back while Naruto just stood there, swords brandished, but then, Naruto could have ended this fight before it even started, he just wanted to entertain himself for a short moment.

"So, couldn't take up arms against a bored Arthur Dayne with the strength of a bored Naruto, eh?" Naruto joked, but to everyone's surprised, he sheathed Lightbringer and the other sword vanished.

"Just go, Jaime, go run to your father and tell him, if he does something stupid, I'll have him dragged to the Red Keep. Then I'll tell him and the rest of the Seven Kingdoms about your bastard children with Cersei…"

Jaime thought it was only in his imagination when he heard that last part from within his head, but when he saw Naruto's strange smile, he was unnerved but took that chance and mounted his horse then rode away.

"Eddard," he called, and his friend looked to him, unharmed and perfectly fine.

"What is it?"

"Let's give that letter to Robert, then let's watch the hell that follows."

A/N: Well, shit. That scene with Visenya was rather… anyway, I did my best, but I'm not good at those kinds of scenes.

P.S. Aegon the Conqueror was cuckolded, just imagine that. Also, this is Game of Thrones, you have to forgive me for adding my small twist.

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