2018 APRIL 13 EDIT - THERE IS NOW A SEQUEL, TITLED 'your love is my confessional'
Credits: Song Reference Master List, Easter Eggs Master List, Considered But Unused Lyrics, and Art Master List
SONG REFERENCE MASTER LIST
Part One Song Reference List
01) "You make me sick." -P!nk ~ You Make Me Sick
02) To top it all off, he tasted like death, like he always did, and like always, Peter wondered if it was his own death he was tasting. -MSMR ~ Bones
03) "If I could still dream, it'd be in the shape of your mouth" / "See, you're an American beauty... I'm an un-American psycho… It totally lines up!" -Fall Out Boy ~ American Beauty / American Psycho
04) "That hurt, baby boy." / "It was meant to." / "He said, he said, he said, 'Why don't you just drop dead?" -Fall Out Boy ~ A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"
05) "I'm gonna make you bend and break and you're gonna love every second of it." -Fall Out Boy ~ Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
06) "Free love on the streets but in the alley it ain't that cheap, now." -Fall Out Boy ~ I Don't Care
07) "I'll leave 'em in the gutter with our love where I found you." -Fall Out Boy ~ The Mighty Fall
08) "I'm gonna make you wear me like a choker around your throat; you're gonna look so good in my blue." -Fall Out Boy ~ Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner
09) "And my ass is the best you'll never have." -Fall Out Boy ~ Miss Missing You
10) "I used to be obsessed with dying, baby boy, and it wasn't pretty. Now I'm obsessed with you." -Fall Out Boy ~ Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)
11) "Now, prepare yourself for a phoenix-ing because I'm going to Fawkes you up and remix you, baby boy." -Fall Out Boy ~ The Phoenix
12) "Oh, Petey, I'm the best worst thing that has happened to you yet, but I'm about to. Oh yeah, I'm so about to happen to you." -Fall Out Boy ~ American Beauty / American Psycho
Part Two Song Reference List
01) "Mm, baby boy, I love the way you hurt me. It's irresistible." -Fall Out Boy ~ Irresistible
02) "Don't need no spark to ignite this lover's rage, Spidey. I'll get you out of this cage." -Fall Out Boy ~ My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark
03) "Mmm, that pretty pout when I bottom out, Petey." -Fall Out Boy ~ The Mighty Fall
04) "I hate the way you say my name like it's a secret." -Fall Out Boy ~ The Pros and Cons of Breathing
05) "You are what you love, not who loves you." -Fall Out Boy ~ Save Rock and Roll
Part Three Song Reference List
01) "Say his name and mine in the same breath and tell me they taste the fucking same, Petey." -Fall Out Boy ~ I Don't Care
02) "I was watching you two from the fire escape, wishing I could be the friction in your jeans." / "I wanna be a notch in your bedpost." -Fall Out Boy ~ Sugar, We're Goin' Down
03) "You're such a dick." / "A-dick-ted to you, baby boy." -Fall Out Boy ~ The Mighty Fall
04) "Come on baby boy, let me in." / "Gonna leave bruises on your thighs with my fingerprints, Petey." -Fall Out Boy ~ Centuries
05) ~B-B-B-Be careful making wishes in the dark, dark / Can't be sure when they've hit their mark / And besides in the mean, mean time / I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart~ / "God, you've got a constellation of tears on your lashes and you're gonna set fire to the ashes of everything you love, and you're the only one one holding the matches, baby boy." -Fall Out Boy ~ My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark
06) "Then let's get you out of these clothes and back into your mind." -Fall Out Boy ~ Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
07) "Baby boy, it takes as much effort to love you as it does to hate myself." -Fall Out Boy ~ The Pros and Cons of Breathing
08) "Where is your boy tonight anyway, sweetheart?" / "Does he know you're the last good thing in this part of town?" -Fall Out Boy ~ Grand Theft Autumn/Where is Your Boy
09) "I could teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way." -Fall Out Boy ~ Just One Yesterday
10) "I don't wanna be the footnote to your happiness baby boy, I wanna be the fucking headliner." -Fall Out Boy ~ Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
11) "Petey, listen. I keep my jealousy close 'cause it's all mine, just like I wish you were, but even if I didn't, I'd sure as fuck would never hit you." -Fall Out Boy ~ Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner
12) "This was a red mask song but now you're puttin' all your anger on. You wear it so fucking sexy too." / "Your love-" he spat the word out, mocking it "-filled me up with novocaine and now I'm just numb. I don't feel a fucking thing for you." -Fall Out Boy ~ Novocaine
13) He was like a drug, pushing Peter higher than he thought he could ever fly and making him crasher harder than he ever thought he could fall. And every time Peter thought he'd pulled free, he relapsed as fast as if he'd never recovered in the first place. -Fall Out Boy ~ It's Hard To Say "I Do"
Part Four Song Reference List
01) "Altar boys, altered boys; We're the things that love destroys!" / "You, me, us, them; We're just resurrection men!" / "Us, we were only meant; To make you live again!" -Fall Out Boy ~ American Beauty / American Psycho
02) "Divide me down to the smallest I can be~" -Fall Out Boy ~ Uma Thurman
03) "You are what you love, not who loves you." -Fall Out Boy ~ Save Rock and Roll
04) "I'm serious, Petey. You keep your butt down in that chair and don't make a sound 'cuz there's nothing in your head, pocket, throat or wallet that's gonna change how this is gonna go down." -Fall Out Boy ~ It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't
05) "I have troubled thoughts and a self-esteem to match." -Fall Out Boy ~ What A Catch, Donnie
06) "I know you only wanted fun then you got all fucked up on loving me." -Fall Out Boy ~ Where Did The Party Go
07) "You're all mine now and I'm keeping you like an oath, Petey, and not even Death'll do us part." -Fall Out Boy ~ Uma Thurman
08) "I may bad behavior but I do it in the best way, baby boy, and I expect you to be good behaviour in the best way. Trust that I'll be the watcher of your eternal flame, that I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams." -Fall Out Boy ~ Immortals
09) "Wade, in the end, I'd do it all again because… because… I think you're my best friend." -Fall Out Boy ~ The Kids Aren't Alright
Epilogue Song Reference List
01) "I got no problem being your best kept secret and your biggest mistake." -Fall Out Boy ~ Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner
02) "As you're drifting off to sleep, remember: all those dirty thoughts of us aren't yours to keep." -Fall Out Boy ~ American Beauty / American Psycho
EASTER EGGS MASTER LIST
Part One Easter Eggs
01) "If you want me to tittyfuck you, I will, so good, oh, you'll love it!" - Headless Man, This is the End; it loops like a hundred times but it was the best one I could find sorry,
02) Fawkes, Albus Dumbledore's phoenix,
03) backpfeifengesicht, German: 'a face that deserves to be punched'; start with a low volume if you hit the Pronunciation button,
04) "Get it, got it, good." -Terry Suave, The Master of Disguise
Part Two Easter Eggs
01) "At least once more, Ms Swan, as always." -William Turner, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl,
02) "Dobby didn't mean to kill anyone. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure." -Dobby, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,
03) "Luuucy! I'm home!" -Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy,
04) Misery: a film about a fan who keeps her favourite author hostage,
05) a Secret Keeper cannot divulge an enscorcelled secret: Sirius Black was the Potter's Secret Keeper before he passed it to (SPOILER) the traitor Peter Pettigrew,
06) I swear to fucking god that 'mind-whammy' is from something, a show or a movie, but for the fucking life of me I cannot fucking find it on Google (rude),
07) SPOILER: I don't know if anyone noticed, probably not because this piece is so goddamn long, but the only section of this fic without a FOB lyric reference is during Part 2b, after Peter safewords and Wade teleports him away from the hospital, when Peter is 100% solely in Wade's care.
Part Three Easter Eggs
01) Other Fandom Cameo: Mark Sinclair, aka Vin Diesel; I was watching the Riddick trilogy at some point during the writing of this and I needed a tall, buff OC. lol
02) "I bet the big jamoke knows." -Riddick, Riddick; I tried for literally 3+ hours to find a clip of this, but the only clips I could find for the scene stopped right before or began right after the exact lines I'm referencing, except this one Spanish dub I found about 2 hours in,
03) "Not that it's any of your business, but no." -Kissing Couple (Man), Dogma,
04) "Your girl just kissed a girl, I do bi chicks / Shake for a sheik, I'm throwing these Emirates in the sky" -Flo Rida's GDFR, the song that plays in Deadpool when Wade walks through the club; this is a play on words as "do bi" is pronounced the same as "Dubai", one of 7 emirates (states/provinces) within the country of United Arab Emirates,
05) (2017) August 18: the slide number on which my Big Bang was presented for artists to choose from, the premier date of this fic, and the premier date of Netflix's The Defenders; all of which were completely accidental coincidences realized only after-the-fact.
Part Four Easter Eggs
01) The Red Queen is a holographic AI in the Resident Evil series,
02) The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy was a great cartoon about the Grim Reaper getting tricked by a little girl into not reaping her idiot best friend's pet hamster and also into being their slave,
03) "If what I think is happening, IS happening... It better not be." -Mrs. Fox, Fantastic Mr Fox,
04) many people within The Walking Dead (eg: Hershel) at first believed the dead could be cured even after it was made clear that the dead were… well, dead,
05) Rick Sanchez, a mad scientist, grandfather, and titular character of Rick and Morty fame
06) 'German dungeon porn' is a Cards Against Humanity white card that my friends know is nearly always guaranteed to win with me; additionally, the German character in AHS: Freak Show, Elsa Mars, was a dominatrix before she fell prey to a snuff film production,
07) suicide booths are a common fixture in the world of Futurama,
08) "Fusion HA!" is the cry Trunks and Goten make when doing their fusion dance to become Gotenks in Dragon Ball Z,
09) Violet Beauregarde is a bratty, gum-chewing Golden Ticket winner that gets turned into a blueberry in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory,
10) "I've got moves you've never seen." -Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries,
11) "As you wish." -Wesley, The Princess Bride
Epilogue Easter Eggs
01) The Room is collectively considered one of the worst movies of all time, to the point that the Pineapple Express crew is making a movie parodying its making (The Disaster Artist)
CONSIDERED BUT UNUSED LYRICS
Fall Out Boy ~ Grand Theft Autumn/Where is Your Boy, Fall Out Boy
When I wake up, / I'm willing to take my chances on / the hope I forget / that you hate him more than you notice / I wrote this for you (for you, so...]) / You need him? / I could be him / I could be an accident but I'm still trying. / That's more than I can say for him.
Fall Out Boy ~ Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
One night and one more time / Thanks for the memories / Even though they weren't so great / "He tastes like you only sweeter."
Fall Out Boy ~ It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't
You're appealing to emotions that I simply do not have."
Fall Out Boy ~ Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
But I will never end up like him / Behind my back I already am
Does he / Does he know the way I worship / Our love?
Fall Out Boy ~ My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark
I'm in the de-details with the devil / So now the world can never get me on my level
Fall Out Boy ~ Where Did The Party Go
I don't believe a word you say but I can't stop listening
Fall Out Boy ~ Just One Yesterday
Anything you say can and will be held against you / So only say my name
Fall Out Boy ~ The Mighty Fall
Yeah, I know you said not to call unless I'm dying
Fall Out Boy ~ Miss Missing You
I miss missing you now and then / Sometimes before it gets better / The darkness gets bigger / The person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger
Fall Out Boy ~ Irresistible
I just followed your scent, you can just follow my smile
Fall Out Boy ~ Uma Thurman
Bury me 'til I confess
And I can't get you out of my head
The stench, the stench of summer sex
Put your, put your v-v-venom in me
And I slept in last night's clothes and tomorrow's dreams / But they're not quite what they seem
ART MASTER LIST
Part One - a x 3
Part One - d x 4
Part Two - a x 1
Part Two - c x 1
Part Three - c x 3
Part Three - d x 2
Part Four - a x 1
Part Four - b x 1
Part Four - d x 3
Part Epilogue x 2
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2018 APRIL 13 EDIT - THERE IS NOW A SEQUEL, TITLED 'your love is my confessional'