Wally: Dude! My stomach hurts so bad!

Dick: Probably because you literally never stop eating

Wally: Who told you that?

Dick: Drink peppermint tea, that's what Alfred makes me do

Waly: It actually worked

Dick: Alfred is never wrong...never.

Dick: Ya know… there isn't any real reason that the alfabet is in that order

Zatanna: you spelled Alphabet wrong

Dick: damn you english

Wally:Watermelon

Dick: Firemelon

Arteming: Earthmelon?

Zatanna:Airmelon

Dick: long ago the four melons lived in harmony

Wally: But everything changed when the firemelons attacked

Kalder: What?

Megan: oooo new fruits?

Connor: I dont think those are real

DIck: So I'm in a taxi

Artemis: okay…

Dick: The driver missed my exit...should I run now?

Artemis: I mean...he's prolly trying to kidnap you

Dick: Dont worry, I jumped out the window

Artemis: If he wasn't gonna take you tho you just didn't pay him

Dick: I left a fifty in the seat.

Dick: dont test my politeness

Dick: I wish someone would try me right now

Wally: ummm okay?

Dick: I need to punch someone in the face repeatedly

Wally: U mad?

Dick: extremely

Wally: Well um you cant punch me

Wally: Okay its time to settle this

Artemis: What are you talking about

Wally: Who is the hottest guy in the group

Z: wtf wally

Conner: wally really

Kalder: We really can not know

Z: He's right we haven't see Rob with his mask off

Wally: awww come on

Robin: He's just mad bc I didn't even have to show my face and he still loses

M: You're all good looking guys dont worry

Robin: I think that Catwoman's cat hates me

Wally: what why

Robin: I don't know but...it just keeps like staring

Wally: dude cats are just weird

Robin: I really don't like the look its giving me man

Robin: 2 BANGS

Robin: 3 Adderall

Wally: dude

Robin: 1 BRAIN CELL

Robin: Guess what I had for breakfast?

Wally:...what

Robin: BANG

Robin: Guess what I had for lunch...BANG

Wally: and what did you have for dinner?

Robin: A FELONY

Wally:...does Bruce know?

A/N: Thank you trevor wallace lmao! Look, I know it's been a while and I'm very sorry :(. I've had a serious case of writer's black lately, and by lately I guess I mean for like a year….